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zhuanshoufajiaizhenghuoerdepengyou。diertian，“youyaguifudangjiepenfen”biaoqingbaoxuexiquanwang。
tazuizhengningdefanbaiyanpeishang“bengongfale”wenzi，beiqianwanrenshiyong。
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kanzheshoujilitasihoude“jiyepa”dongtu，dianlefenwaimai。menlingxiangqi，
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minzhengjuneijishanchenzhongdebolimen，cikezaiwoyanzhong，quexiangliangpianbinglengdedaofeng，
gejuezheyiduanbeichedijiaosuideguanxi。liuyanjiuzhanzaineidaofengzhiwai，liwojibuzhiyao。
tajintianteyichuanlejianyuebaisedezhensiqipao，goulezhecengjingrangwowushucixindongdexiantiao，
kaichachuluchubaoyangdeyidexiaotui。toufayisibuluandiwanzainaohou，luchuguangjiedeetouhejingxinmiaohuademeiyan。
zheitaozhuangbei，shitazhunbeiyonglaiyingzhanzuihouyichang“timianzhanzheng”dexingtou。yangguangxiezhaoxialai，
taerchuishangneidianxiaoxiaodesuizuanzheshechuxisuiciyandeguang，zhadewoyanqiushengteng。“zhouming，zuorenyaojiangliangxin！
”takaikoule，shengyinbadejigao，daizheyizhongkeyibiaoyanchulaidebeifen，shunjiancipolezhouzaochenmendekongqi，
yindelingxingjigejinchuminzhengjuderenhelubiandengchedexingrenfenfencemu。“woliuyangenleniqinian！qinian！
zuihaodeqingchundouweilegoule！xianzainifadale，jiuxiangbawoyijiaochuaikai？menerdoumeiyou！
”tatuzhejingzhidoukousezhijiayoudeshouzhi，jihuyaochuodaowodebijian。
neizhangcengjingwenwan、cikequeyinweiyongliguomengerxiandeyouxieniuqudelian，zaichiliedeyangguangxia，
meiyisijiroudechoudongdouqingxidelingrenxinjing。woshenzhinengkanqingtayinweijidongerweiweikuozhangdebikong。
tadexiongkoujulieqifuzhe，zhensiqipaobengjinle，touchuyizhongbinlinbaoliedezhangli。zhouweidemuguang，
neixiehaoqide、tanjiude、shenzhidaizhediankanxiyiweidemuguang，rutongwushugenxizhenzhazaiwodepifushang。
wozhidao，zheizhengshitaxiangyaode。tayaozaidatingguangzhongzhixia，yongta“wanmeiqizi”debeiqingxingxiang，
bawodingsizai“fuxinboxingchenshimei”dechiruzhushang，zhaganwozuihouyidianjiazhi。yigubinglengdenuyi，
hunzazhenanyiyanyudehuangmiugan，congwojiaodibanmengdicuanqi，shunjiandongjianglesizhibaihai，
queweidurangdanaopicengyichanghuoyue、qingxi。nuhuozaixueguanlibentu，xiangshaohongdetieshui，dangengshenchu，
yizhongbeichedibeipan、beidangchengshaziyunongdebinglengchaononggan，rutongbeijidejianbing，
xunsudongjielesuoyoufantengdeqingxu。woshenzhinengganjuedaozijizuijiaojiroubushoukongzhidixiangshangchedongleyixia，
chechuyigejinhumamudehudu。qinian。zheiqinianli，taxianggezuigaomingdeyanyuan。zaiwofumumianqian，
tashiwenshunxianshudeerxi；zaiwodepengyoumianqian，tashixiaoyuyanyan、dafangdetidenvzhuren；zaipengyouquanli，
tashisuiyuejinghao、pinweiyouyadenvshen。tawanmeidibanyanzheyigenanrenmengxiangzhongdeqizijiaose，meiyicijuhui，
meiyiciliangxiang，douxiangyichangjingxincaipaidewutaiju。erwo，jiushineigezuozaitaixia，beijuguangdenghuanghualeyan，
shahuhuguzhangdechunhuo。zhidaoyigeyueqian，neigemenrede、rangrenxinfuqizaodewuye。
yigemoshengde、daizhenongzhongkouyindehaoma，jielianbuduandihongzhawodeshouji。jietongdeshunjian，
duimianshicuzhongdechuanxihebukanruerdewuyanhuiyu，
zhongjianjiazazheliuyanyayide、daizhekuqiangdejianjiaohelingyigenanrenculudehechi。beijingyinli，
shimouzhonglianjiade、jiezouqiangliededianziyinle，haiyoupijiupingpengzhuangdecuixiang。neishengyinxiangyibashaohongdedundao，
yingshengshengtongjinwodeermo，jiaodewoweilifanjiangdaohai。woxianggebeidingzaiyuandidemuou，
tingzhedianhuaneitoushangyandehuangdanju，zhidaoduifangguaduan，
liuxiasiyibandejijingheshoujipingmushangbinglengde“tonghuajieshu：03：47”。houlaiwocaizhidao，
neigefennude、dalaidianhuadenanren，shiliuyanchuguiduixiangzhangtaode“zhengpainvyou”，
yigezaichengxiangjiehebukaimeijiadiande、tongyangbeimengzaigulidekeliannvren。tiezhengrushan。
dangwojiangtonghualuyinhechadaodekaifangjilushuaizailiuyanmianqianshi，taneijingxingouzhude“youya”baoleishunjianbengta，
querdaizhideshiyizhongjinhufengkuangdexiesidilihepoguanposhuaideedu。tabuzaiyanshi，zhizhewodebizi，
tuomoxingzijihupendaowolianshang：“dui！wojiushigenzhangtaohaole！zenmeyang？tabininianqing！binidongdetengren！
biniyoubenshi！zhouming，**jiushigefeiwu！shouzhenineidiansigongzizhuangshenmeqinggao？
zhangtaonengjiwomaiaimashi！ninengma？lihun！bixuli！zheifangzi，che，cunkuan，quanshiwode！
nixiuxiangdaizouyipianzhi！nizheizhongfeiwu，jiugaiguangzhe**gunhuinineixiangxiadegouwoqu！
”tayanlidetanlanheyuandu，nongchoudehuabukai。neiyike，wochedikanqingle。zheiqiniandehunyin，
buguoshiyichangmanzhangde、chuxinjilvdepianju。wozhishiyizhangbeitazhaqujiazhidexinyongka，
yigetishengtashenghuopinzhidegongju，
yigexuyaoshibaichulaizhuangdianmenmian、buxuyaoshihenbudeyijiaocailandedianjiaoshi。tasuoweide“timian”，
buguoshiyicengjingxintumode、yonglaizheyanneilifulanechoudezhifen。tade“youya”，
shijianlizaiduiwozunyandechedijiantazhishangdekongzhonglouge。“……zhouming！nilonglema？shuohuaa！yabale？
”liuyanjianlidesangyinmengdibagao，xiangzhijiahuaguoboli，
jiangwocongneibinglengcigudehuiyiliyingshengshengzhuaihuizheitongyanglingrenzhixidehuorexianshi。
tajianwozhishichenmodidingzheta，yanshenbinglengdexiangzaikanyijiansiwu，
neijingxinweichide“shouhaizhe”zitaizhongyuchedibengpan。
jingxinmiaohuidemeiyanshunjianbeiyizhongyuanshide、polamanhengdeliqisuoqudai。tamengdiyiduojiao，
xigaodexiegenqiaozaiguntangdeshuinidishang，fachucierde“kada”sheng。“hao！hao！nibushuohuashiba？
zhuangsishiba？”tashengyindouranbagao，daizheyizhongpoguanposhuaidexionghen，“xianglaizhang？mendoumeiyou！
jintianzheihunlidingle！gaiwode，yifenqiandoubiexiangshao！zhouming，wogaosuni，xiangrangwojingshenchuhu？
zuoniniangdechunqiudamengquba！”huayinweiluo，tashentimengdixiangqianyichong，
shuangshourutongtieqianbansisijiuzhuwoxiongqiandechenshanqianjin，yongjinquanshenliqifengkuangdisiche、yaohuang！
angguidezhensimianliaozaitatuzhejingzhizhijiayoudezhuazixiafachubukanzhongfude“cila”sheng，niukoubengfei，
dantiaozhegunluozaiguntangdedimian。“haijiwo！bawoqiniandeqingchunhaijiwo！nizheigelangxingoufeidechusheng！
feiwu！wonangfei！”tayibianxiesidilidizhouma，tuomoxingzixiangmijideyudianpenjianzaiwodelianshang、bozishang，
daizheyigulingrenzuooudelianjiaxiangshuihunhezhekoushuidexingqi，yibianyongchuanzhejianxigaogenxiedejiao，
henhendichuaixiangwodexiaotuigu！jianruidetengtongshunjianzhakai。zhouweichedianjingle。
minzhengjumenkouyuanbenxishuderenliufangfobeianxialezantingjian，
suoyourendouchengmujieshedikanzhezheichangfashengzaiguangtianhuarizhixiadenaoju。
jigeluguodenianqingrenxiayishiditaochuleshouji，jingtouduizhunlezhongxinneiduisichedenannv。
yangguanghaowuzhelandiposaxialai，
jiangliuyanneizhangyinbaonuerchediniuqubianxingdelianzhaodexianhaobixian——jingxinmiaohuidemeimaodaoshuzhe，
yanbaiyinweijizhidefennuerbumanlezhengningdexuesi，xinghongdezuichunniuquzhe，koushuibushoukongzhidicongzuijiaoyichu。
neizhangcengjingbeiwushurenchengzan“wenwandongren”delian，cikemeiyicunjiroudouzaifengkuangdichouchu、yiwei，
zuhechengyifudiyueguibandezhengningmiankong。neishenyuebaisedeangguiqipao，zaifengkuangdeniudasichezhongzhouchengyituan，
zhanmanlehuichenhehanshui，kaichachushenzhisilieleyidaoxiaokouzi，xiangyizhangwushengchaofengdezui。
tazuizhenshide“timian”，takuxinjingyingleqiniande“youyamianju”，jiuzaizheiminzhengjumenkou，
zaiwushumoshengrendejingtouxia，beitazijiqinshousidefensui，caijinlejiaoxiaguntangdechentuli。
yigubinglengde、daizhexuexingweidekongqimengdiguanruwodefeili。
jiuzailiuyandejianjiaoshenghezhouweishoujikuaimensheng、qieqiesiyushengjiaozhichengdehunluanbeijingyinzhong，wodeyoushou，
neizhiyinweigangcaidesicheerweiweizhandoudeshou，jiqizirandi、fangfozhishixiayishidishenjinlekudou。
zhijianchupengdaoleneigebinglengde、guanghuadezhangfangti。wodeshouji。taanjingditangzaineili，
xiangyigezhefude、dengdaizhilingdewuqi。meiyouyouyu，shenzhimeiyouyisiduoyudeqingxubodong。
jiuxiangzaibangongshichuliyifenputongdewenjian，huozhejikehuhuifuyitiaoquerenxinxi。
wodemuzhiwushengdihuakaipingmu，zhijianzaishuxidetubiaoshangqingqingyidian。shoujipingmuqiaoranliangqi，
qianzhishexiangtouwushengdiduizhunleqianfang。shiyeshunjianbeixiaoxiaodepingmutianman。pingmuzhongxin，
shineizhangyinjizhidefennuerpengzhang、niuqu、wuguanyiwei、tisihengliudeliankong。tahaizaipaoxiao，
xinghongdezuichunyizuidafudukaihezhe，penjianzhetuomoxingzi，yanzhuziyinweiyongliguomengerjihuyaotuchuyankuang，
xuesimibu，xiangliangkebinlinbaoliedexueqiu。jingxindalidetoufasanluanlejilv，
nianzaihanshuiheleishuihukaidezhuangrongshang，zangwubukan。neishenyuebaisedezhensiqipao，
cikezhoubabadiguozaitayinjuliedongzuoerbianxingdeshentishang，lingkouwaixie，siliedekouzixiangyidaochouloudeshangba。
yangguangwuqingdizhishexialai，jiangtameiyigemaokong，meiyisiyinweijizhiqingxuerniuqudejirouxiantiao，
meiyicituomoxingzidepenjianguiji，douwubiqingxidibuzhuojinneigexiaoxiaodejingtouli。
huamianyinweitadejuliedongzuoerweiweihuangdong，danjiaodianshizhonglaolaosuosizaineizhangxiesidilidelianshang。zhenmeia。
woxinzhongwushengdilengxiao。meidejingxindongpo，meide……jiazhiliancheng。zheimeiyizhenhuamian，
doujiangshitayongyushengquchanghaideniezhai。wodezhijianwendingderutongpanshi，wenwendituozheshouji，
renyoupingmulineizhangliankongbiaoyanzhezuiyuanshidefengkuang。“pai！nipaia！youbenshinijiupai！
”liuyandagaishipiejianlewojushoujidedongzuo，tadezhoumashenggengjiadiankuang，
daizheyizhonghuochuqude、tongguiyujindehenjing，
“rangdajiakankannizheigewangenfuyidegoudongxishizenmeqifulaopode！rangdajiakankannizheifuzuilian！pai！
nibupainijiushiwosunzi！”tashenzhikeyibaliangengjiacoujinjingtou，niuqudewuguanzaipingmushangbeifangdadaojizhi，
yanlideyuandujihuyaochuantoupingmu。tadagaiyiweiwozaipaitade“weiqu”，paiwode“baoxing”，
dasuanyongzheigezuoweifatingshangboqutongqingdechouma，huozhefadaowangshangrangwoshenbaiminglie。
zhenshi……yuchundelingrenfaxiao。woyijiuchenmo，zhishijiangshoujideshexiangtoujiaodudiaozhengdegengjiadiaozuan，
quebaonengwanmeibuzhuotameiyicizuikuazhang、zuiniuqu、zuichouloudebiaoqingbianhua。tademeiyicisihou，
meiyicifanbaiyan，meiyicituomohengfei，douzaiwodejingtouxiabeidingge、fangda，
chengweiweilaizheichangshengdashenpanzhongzuiquezaowuyidezuizheng。yangguangciyan，danwowozheshoujideshou，wensibudong。
minzhengjuneichangnaojuliuxiadechiruhefennu，rutongshaohongdeluotie，zaiwoxiongqianglizizizuoxiang。danwozhidao，
zhenzhengdezhanzheng，caigangganglakaixumu。liuyanzaicaichanfengeshangzhanxianchudetanlanhehendu，yuanchaowodexiangxiang。
taxiangyitiaoxiudaoxuexingweideshayu，daizheneigejiaozhangtaode、yanshenshanshuodenianqingnanren，
yijiyigekanqilaiyouhuajingmingdelvshi，qishixiongxiongdishajinletanpanzhuo。zhangtao，
neigepohuailewohunyindedisanzhe，cikechuanzhejinshendechaopaitxu，bozishangguazhetiaocudeherendeyinlianzi，
zuozailiuyanpangbian，keyibaichuyifu“baohuzhe”dezitai。tayanshenpiaohu，buganyuwoduishi，
shouzhiqueshibushizaizhuoxiacengguoliuyandetui，touzheyiguxialiudeqinni。neigelvshi，xingma，
yiliandejingmingshigu，houhoudejingpianhoumian，yanshenxiangtanzhaodengyiyangzaiwoshenshangsaoshi，
fangfozaipingguyikuaidaizaifeiroudechengse。“zhouxiansheng，”malvshiqingleqingsangzi，fankaihouhoudewenjianjia，
yuqidaizheyizhongjugaolinxiadegongshihua，
liuyannvshiduihunyindegongxian——tebieshizaijiatinglaowufuchuheqinggantourufangmiandejudaxisheng——wofangrenwei，
xianyoudefuqigongtongcaichan，baokuoweiyushizhongxinlanwanguojidefangchan、ninmingxiadebenchie300jiaoche，
yijiningerenyinxingzhanghuneideyibaiwushiqiwancunkuan，liuyannvshiliyinghuodebudiyubaifenzhibashidefene。
zheishiwomendedixian。”“baifenzhibashi？”wojihuyaoqixiaole，muguanglenglengdisaoguoduimiansanren。
liuyanxiabaweitai，yifulisuodangrandeshenglizhezitai；zhangtaopielepiezui，
yanshenlidaizhehaobuyanshideqingmie；malvshizemianwubiaoqing，fangfozaichenshuyigetianjingdiyidezhenli。“dixian？
”wodeshengyinhenpingjing，pingjingdelianwozijidouyouxieyiwai，zhiyoufangzaizhuoxiadeshou，zhijiashenshenqiajinlezhangxin，
“liuyanhunneichugui，zhengjuquezao。neigejiaozhangtaode，xianzaijiuzuozaitapangbian。
zheijiushinimensuoweide‘qinggantouru’？”“zhouxiansheng！”malvshilikedaduanwo，yuqibiandeyanli，
“qingzhuyinindeyanci！ninsuoweide‘zhengju’，qihefaxing、guanlianxingdoucunyi！zaifatingshang，
jinpingyiduanlaiyuanbumingdedianhualuyinheyixieweijingzhengshidekaifangjilu，
hennanzhengmingliuyannvshicunzaininzhikongdeyanzhongguocuo！xiangfan，
ninzaigonggongchangheduiliuyannvshidewuruxingyancihezhitichongtu，womenkeshiyouduoweimujizhengrenheshipinzhengjude！
”tashuozhe，yiyousuozhidikanleyiyanwofangzaizhuoshangdeshouji。
liuyanlikepeihediluchuyifuxuanranyuqideweiqubiaoqing，
fangfozaiminzhengjumenkouneigefengkuangsichechuairendepofushilingyigeren。“e？shipin？”woshentiweiweiqianqing，
muguangruilidicixiangmalvshi，“qiaole，woyelulediandongxi。jiuzaiminzhengjumenkou，feichang‘jingcai’。
”woteyizai“jingcai”erzishangjiazhongleyuqi。liuyandelianseshunjianjiangleyixia，
yanshenlishanguoyisibuyichajuedehuangluan，danhenkuaiyoubeiqiangyingdezitaiyangaiguoqu：“nilushenmele？
wufeijiushinizijizenmeqifuwode！xingzhoude，shaozaizheiliweiyansongting！malvshishuodedui，
falvshijiangzhengjude！nineidiandongxi，piyongmeiyou！wogaosuni，zheifangzi，zheiche，zheiqian，doushiwoyingdede！
niyigezierdoubiexiangduona！jingshenchuhu？nixiangdemei！gaijingshenchuhudeshinizheigemeiyongdefeiwu！
”tadeshengyinzaicibagao，daizheshuxidexiesidilideqiangdiao。tanpanchedipolie。
kongqizhongmimanzhenongliedehuoyaowei。malvshidazheguanqiang，shuozhe“fatingshangjianfenxiao”dechangmianhua。
liuyanzexiangyizhidoushengdemuji，wanzhezhangtaodegebo，zhigaoqiyangdilikailehuiyishi，
linzouqianhaihenhenwanlewoyiyan，neiyanshenlideyuandujihuyaoningchengshizhi。menbeizhongzhongguanshang，
zhendeqiangbisihudouwengwengzuoxiang。fangjianlizhishengxiawoyigeren，
yijizhuoshangneifenbinglengderutongpanjueshubandecaichanfengefanganfuyinjian。yangguangtouguobaiyechuang，
zaizhuomianshangqiegechuminganxiangjiandetiaowen，xiangyidaodaowuxingdejiasuo。fennudeyanjiangzaixiongqianglibenyongpaoxiao，
zhuoshaozhewodelizhi。womengdizhuaqizhuoshangdefangan，zhizhangzaishouzhongbeizuandegezhizuoxiang，
zhijieyinweiguoduyonglierfanchuqingbai。yiguhuimieyiqiedechongdongzhichongtouding——woxiangxianfanzhuozi，
xiangzalanyanqiandeyiqie，xiangbaneixiechouloudezuiliansichengsuipian！jiuzaizheishi，kudouli，
neigebinglengdeyingwugezhebuliao，qingqingdizhewodedatui。shouji。
neigeluxialeminzhengjumenkouneichangchouloukuanghuandeshouji。xiangyipenbingshuidoutoujiaoxia，feitengdenuyishunjianbeidongjie。
querdaizhide，shiyizhonggengjiashenchen、gengjialengjing、yegengjia……canrendedongxi。huimie？bu，
neitaibianyitamenle。xianzhuozi？zadongxi？neishiwunengkuangnu。falv？zaizhengjubuzudeqingkuangxia，
falvhenkenengchengweitamentanlandebaohusan。woxuyaode，bushitongguiyujindebaozha，
ershiyichangjingzhunde、huanmande、rangtamenwuchuketaodelingchi。yichangyongtamenzijiqinshouzhizaodechoutai，
jiangtamenchedidingsizaichiruzhushangdeshenpan。wodemuguangluozaibeizuandebianxingdecaichanfengefanganshang，
neibinglengdeshuzihetiaokuancikexiandewubikexiao。liuyanzuizaihushenme？shiqian？bu，shiqiandailaide“timian”，
shitakuxinjingying、laiyishengcunde“youyarenshe”！shineizhangbeipengyouquandianzanpengqilaide、xujiademianju！
zhangtaotushenme？tuliuyanneidiancancundefengyun？tutakenengcongwozheizhaqudeqiancai？
haishituneizhongtouqingde**hezhengfude**？woyaocuihuide，qiaqiashitamenzuizhenshi、zuilaiyishengcundedongxi。
woyaorangliuyanneizhangjingxinbaoyangdelian，chengweihulianwangshangrenrentuoqidebiaoqingbao，
rangtade“youya”bianchengyigechetoucheweidexiaohua！woyaorangzhangtaodemingzihetaneizhanglian，
hetaneixiejianbudeguangdegoudang，baoluzaisuoyourendemuguangxia，rangtachangdaoshenbaimingliedeziwei！
woyaorangtamenderuyisuanpan，zaizhongmukuikuizhixia，beiniandefensui！niantourutongshandianpikaihundundenaohai，
shunjianzhaoliangleyitiaoqingxi、bingleng、qiejijushashanglidelujing。wodehuxijianjianpingwenxialai，
zuanjindequantouyehuanhuansongkai，neifencaichanfengefanganwushengdipiaoluozaizhuomianshang。wonachushouji，pingmujiesuo。
zhijianyouxieweibukechadezhandou，bushiyinweikongjuhuojidong，
ershiyinweiyizhongjijiangshifangliewude、binglengdexingfen。pingmudeguangyingzaiwolianshang，yipiancanbai。
wozhaodaoleneigebeiwomingmingwei“lihunjinian”deshipinwenjian。diankaibofangjian。
yindezhouma、xiegenqiaojidimiande“kada”sheng、buliaosiliede“cila”sheng、lurendejinghu……pingmuzhongyang，
shineizhangbeijiduqingxuniuquderutongeguidelian。meiyigebiaoqing，meiyicijiroudechouchu，
doudaizheyizhongyuanshierchouloudeliliang。wotuodongjindutiao，muguangxiangshoushudaoyiyangjingzhundiqiegezhehuamian。
woxuyaozui“jinghua”debufen，neixiezuyiyinbaoyanqiu、rangrenguomubuwangde“mingchangmian”。huamiandingge。
liuyanzhengduizhejingtou（huozheshuoduizhedangshijushoujidewo），yinweiyonglisihouerzuibadazhang，
luchufensedeyayinhezhengqideyachi，yanzhuziyinweijizhidefennuerxiangshangfanqi，luchudapiandeyanbai，
bikongyinyonglierkuozhang，zhengzhanglianchengxianchuyizhongjiduniuqude、leisipaoxiaoyeshoubandebiaoqing。
beijingshiminzhengjumohudebolimenhelurenjingedeceying。yangguangzhenghaodazaitayouhanjiaozhideetoushang，
fanshechuciyandeguangban。jiushitale。zheizhanglian，wanmeidiquanshileshenmejiao“xiesidili”，
shenmejiao“mianmuzhengning”。zheijiangshidiyimeitouxiangpingjinghumiandezhongbangzhadan。wojiequlezheiyizhen。ranhou，
shixiayige。huamianzaicituodong。liuyanzaifengkuangsichewoyifushi，shentiqianqing，yinweidongzuofuduguoda，
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neijingxinmiaohuidemeimaohuajidiniuquzhe。zheigeshunjian，chongmanlehuangdandexijuxiaoguo。jietu。
haiyoutatanzuozaidishangsapodagun（suiranzhishiduanzandeyixiajiubeizhangtaohoulailaqilai），toufasanluan，
tileihengliu，zhizhetiankongzhoumadeshunjian……yizhangzhangjietu，xiangyizhangzhangjingxintiaoxuandechoutaibiaoben，
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douwushengdichaoxiaozheliuyanneiposuide“youya”，yebinglengdijiluzhewobeijiantadaijindezunyan。
zhunbeigongzuowancheng。wotuichuxiangce，diankaileweixin。shouzhizailianxirenliebiaolikuaisuhuadong，
zuihoutingliuzaiyigemingzishang——chenpangzi。chenpangzi，benmingchenhao，shiwodaxueshuizaixiapudexiongdi。
biyehoumeizouxunchanglu，yitouzhajinlehulianwangdelangchaoli，
xianzaijingyingzhejigebudabuxiaodezimeitizhanghaoheshipingongzuoshi，
zhuanmengaoxiewangluoredianzhuizong、shehuixinwendianping，oueryejiedian“zhenghuoer”deyewu。yongtazijidehuashuo，
jiushi“zaihulianwangdefenkenglitaojin，oueryewanglimianrengdianzhadan”。
tashoudixiayouyiqunnaodongqingqi、xingdonglibaobiaodenianqingren，shenanliuliangmimahechuanbozhidao。
wodiankaitadetouxiang，meiyouhanxuan，meiyoujieshiqianyinhouguo。shouzhizaipingmushangkuaisuqiaoji，
lengjingdexiangzaifasongyifengongzuobaogao：“pangzi，shouliyouduanjueban‘sucai’，baoniquanwangbaohuo。zhujiao，
woqianqi，liuyan。minzhengjumenkou，bensechuyan，jueduidabaisanguan。yaoqiu：zuochengbiaoqingbao，
yaozuimoxing、zuizhaxin、chuanboduzuigaodeneizhong。zaijiangeguichu，wangsilixunhuan，wangsilichuanbo。
mubiao：rangtahuo，rangtashesi，rangtayihoushuashoujikandaodequanshitazijineizhanglian。qian，bushiwenti。
”xinxifasong。pingmuxianshi“duifangzhengzaishuru…”。jimiaozhonghou，
chenpangzidehuifudaizheyichuankuazhangdegantanhaodanlechulai：“**！laozhou？！**zhongyuxiangtongle？！
zaogaishoushineiniangmenle！fangxin！baozaixiongdishenshang！sucaifalai！baozhengjinizhengdemingmingbaibai！
rangtahuobiandajiangnanbei！qian？tiqianshangganqing！zheihuoer，gemenermianfeijinigan，jiudangjixiongdichuqile！
sudufalai！woshoudixianeiqunxiaozaiziaoaodaibuni！”kanzhepingmushangneiyilianchuanjidongdewenzi，
wonengxiangxiangchuchenpangzicikezuozaitaneiduimanshoubanhelingshidediannaozhuoqian，liangyanfangguang、moquancazhangdeyangzi。
taxiudaole“baokuan”deweidao，neishitalaiyishengcundeshiliang。womeiyousihaoyouyu。
zhijiandiankaineigemingmingwei“lihunjinian”deshipinwenjian，xuanzhong，fasong。jindutiaohuanmandixiangqianpadong。
1%…20%…50%…shipinwenjianhenda，shangchuanxuyaoshijian。huiyishilisiyibanjijing，
zhiyoukongdiaochufengkoufachudichendewengming。chuangwaideyangguangbuzhiheshibeiyipianpiaoguodewuyunzhezhu，
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pingmushangneigexiaoxiaodefasongjindutiao，xiangyitiaobinglengdedushe，
zhenghuanhuandijiangzhimingdeduyezhuruhulianwangdexueguan。dangjindutiaozuizhongtiaozhuandao100%，
xianshi“fasongchenggong”shi，wozhangzhangdi、wushengdiyuchuyikouqi。xiongqianglineikuaishaohongdeluotie，
sihulengqueleyixie，danquerdaizhide，shiyizhonggengjiachenzhong、gengjiabinglengdezhigan。liewang，yijingsaxia。
xianzai，zhixuyaodengdai。dengdaizheichangyouliuyanqinzichuyanzhujiaodeshengdakuanghuan，zaihulianwangdemeiyigejiaoluo，
hongranyinbao。chengshidenihongzaichuangwailiutang，xiangyitiaoyongbutingxiedeguangzhihe。
wozuozaigangzuxiade、kongdangdeyouxiemoshengdegongyuli，zhiyouyizhangulinglingdeluodidengsanfazhehunhuangdeguangyun。
bijibendiannaopingmuyouyoudiliangzhe，yingzhewopibeiqueyichangqingxingdelian。
zhijianwuyishidishuaxinzhejigezhuliushejiaopingtaideyemian，shijianzaisijizhongyifenyimiaodiliushi。
shoujianjingditangzaizhuojiao，xiangyikuaichenmodeheiyaoshi。turan，shoujipingmuhaowuzhengzhaodiliangqi，
zheyizhenjicude、daizhedianxixueyiweideteshutishiyin——zheishichenpangziweiwozhuanmenshezhide“jiebao”**。
laile！xinzangxiangshibeiyizhiwuxingdeshoumengdizuanjin，youshuransongkai。wojihushipuguoquzhuaqishouji，
shouzhiyinweiyonglierweiweifabai。pingmushangshichenpangzifalaideyigejiamiyasuobaolianjie，
xiamiangenzheyixingzi：“laozhou！hedanyizuzhuangwanbi！diyibokongtou，sanfenzhonghougedapingtaitongbuyinbao！
zuowenle，zhunbeikanyanhua！[huaixiao][huaixiao][huaixiao]”xueyeshunjianyongxiangtouding，youzaixiayimiaolengque。
woshenxiyikouqi，qiangpozijibaochishouzhidewending，diankailianjie，shurumima。yasuobaojieya，
limianshishijige**jingliang、fenggegeyidebiaoqingbaodongtuheyigezhiyoujishimiaodeguichushipinyulanwenjian。
wodiankailediyigedongtu。huamianzhengshiwozaiminzhengjumenkoujiequdeneigezuijingdiandeshunjian——liuyanduizhejingtou，
yinweijizhidefennuerzuibadazhang，yanbaishangfan，luchudapianzhengningdeyanbai，bikongkuozhang，
zhengzhanglianniuquderutongdifupachudeegui。dancike，zheichouloudeshunjianbeifuyulexinde“linghun”。
dongtushangfang，herandingzhesigexianhongjiacu、zitikuazhangdeyishuzi：“youyayongcun！”zheisigezi，
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huamianxiafanghaiyouyixingbuduanshanshuodexiaozi：“minzhengjuxiandingban·dianzangkuan”。qiangliedefengciganpumianerlai！
youya？yongcun？peishangzheizhangniuqudaojizhidelian？zheifanchajudadaozuyirangrenshunjianpenfan！woshouzhihuadong，
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haiyoujidaoxiangzhengyifupoliedeshanguang。peiwengengshijuesha：“bengongfale，
sigezhananjiejiemener~”yongdeshidangxiazuiliuxingdewangluogufengqiangdiao。“bengong”？“fale”？
“sigezhananjiejiemener”？neiguziguzuozitaidejiaoqinghetacikecuyelangbeidedongzuoxingchengjizhifancha，
huangdanganbaopeng！disangedongtu：liuyanyinchuaiwoershiqupingheng，lianshangshunjiancongxionghenzhuanweijingkongdehuajibiaoqing。
peiwen：“aiyamaya！jiaohuale！douguaizheiditaisihua（goutoubaoming）！”chongmanlezichaohewangluoregeng。
disige：taduanzantanzuozaidi，toufasanluan，tileihengliu，zhizhetianzhoumadeshunjian。beipeishangle：“cangtiana！
dadia！nagetianshidajietiwoshoulezheiyaoniea！”huotuotuoyigexiangcunkuqingjuxianchang。
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peiwenjiandancubao：“jiyepa！”dongtaixiaoguohaijialegebaiyanfanshangquhou，
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beijingyinleshidangxiazuixinaodedouyinshenqu，jiezouqiangjing。
huamiankuaisushanhuiliuyanzaiminzhengjumenkousapodagun、sichezhouma、biaoqingshikongdegezhonggaonengpianduan，
、“duang”、“papadalian”）、shanshuode“**”、“juele”、“qianfanggaoneng”danmutexiao。
zuijuedeshi**bufen，jiangtaneizhang“youyayongcun”defanbaiyanbiaoqinghe“jiyepa”dedongtuwufengxunhuanpinjie，
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xiangyigeshijineimemanzhang。zhongyu，shijiandaole。womengdishuaxinweiboresoubang。
minzhengjuyouyayongcunbengongfalesigezhananjiyepabiaoqingbaoxuexiquanwangsangecitiao，rutongsantiaozhengningde**，
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hanransharuresouqianshi！bingqiepaiminghaizaiyirouyankejiandesuduxiangshangmengchong！diankaiminzhengjuyouyayongcunhuati。
置顶的，
heranshichenpangzigongzuoshiqixianeigeyongyoujibaiwanfensideyuledav“guatianlidecha”fabudejiugonggeweibo！