《出山是为了泡妞,你们让我去盗墓》 小说介绍
linhaiqiushengshixiaoshuo《chushanshiweilepaoniu,nimenrangwoqudaomu》zhongshejidaodelinghunrenwu,jinqizaiwangluoshangfeichanghuobao,zuozhe“xuritian”zhengzaijinluomigugengxinhouxuzhong,gaishuwei:linfengjiaolimaguilexialai,“maoshandizidifuyinsifaeshilinfengjiao,baijianshangqingzushiye!”tongtianjiaozhudandande“ng”leyisheng,bianzhizhelinhaichaozhelinfengjiaokai……
《出山是为了泡妞,你们让我去盗墓》 第2章 免费试读
“shi!shifu。”qiushengyingleyisheng,youkanlekanyijingbeilingweixijindeqingyan,suijiqishenjiuchaozhewaimianzouqu。
“shifu,woqujishixiongbangmangqu。”linhaishuowan,jiuzhanqishenxiangyaochaowaimianerqu。
linfengjiaojianzhuang,yijiaotizailinhaituiwanchu,zhijieyoubalinhaitiguizailedishang,meihaoqideshuodao。
“nijiulaolaoshishidejiwozaizheiguizhe!”
“e!”linhaiweiqubaladeyingleyisheng。
linfengjiaojianzhuangbuyoudetanlekouqi,shenshouzhaolaibayizi,jiuzuodaolelinhaipangbian,youxiechouchangdekanzhelinhaishuodao。
“xiaohai,congweishijiangnibaohuilai,daoxianzaiyijingduoshaonianyuele?”
linhaikanzhemanlianchouchangdeshifu,bumingbaishifuwenzheigezuoshenme,kehaishigongjingdehuidao:“shifu,congdizijishiqiyijingbashijiuzaile。”
“bashijiunianle!shijianguodekezhenkuaia!suishuoniwoshituxianzaiyinyangliangge,keweishiquewushiwukeqianguazheni。
nijiangshishibianbeitiandiyelichanshen,meigeshiniantineiyelijiuhuibaofayici,weishiyongjinbanfabangnididang。
keqitedeshi,meidangniduguoyiciyelifenshen,nideshentijiuhuimomingdebianqiang。
dansuizhenishentibianqiang,huanlaideshixiaciyelibaoyehuibiandegengjiaxionghen。
weishifanbianguji,qiuwenxianbeiyeweinengzhaodaojiejuedebanfa。
kerujinniyijingduguolebaciyelifenshen,nideshentiyekanbishenmo,zanmendaojiayouyanjiuweishuzhiji。
weishiyebuzhinengbunengbangni,duguozheidijiuciyelifenshen,kexizhongkuidashenshangtianshuzhi,buzaiyinsizhizhong,buran……ai!”
linfengjiaoshuodaozheili,buyoudeaitanyisheng,mianrongfuxianchuchoukuzhise。
linhaiwenyanzebaozhulinfengjiaodetui,chaozhelinfengjiaoxipixiaoliandeshuodao。
“aiya!shifuninxiangneimeduoganma!duguoleshidizidefu,dubuguoneishidizideming。
zaishuoledabule,wojiuxiaqusihouninlaorenjia,zhenghaoyequpeipeiwencaishixiong。”
linfengjiaowenyankuxiaoyisheng,molemolinhaidenaodai。
“wodeshatuer,yelifenshen,neihaihuijiniliuxiaqudifudejihui,budandanfendeshiroushen,haiyousanhunqipo。”
“wusuoweile,yaobushishifunin,woyebukenenghuodaoxianzai。
zaishuoleyaobushiwozheimoyang,xianbuchulaotai,yiwodenianlinghuanzuopingchangren,zaojiugairutule。”
linhaiyijiuxipixiaoliandechaozhelinfengjiaoshuodao。
“ai!”linfengjiaotanxiyisheng,yebuzaishuohua,zhishiyandishenchufuxianchuyisichoukuzhise。
linhaijianshifurucimoyang,yanzhuyizhuan,zhuangchuyilianaishangmoyang,yanyuweiqudeshuodao。
“shifu,jiusuandizijiaoxingduguozheicijienan,yezhibuguozaigouyancanchuanshizaibale,xiacijienandizikendingshidubuguoqule。
dizicongxiaoshenghuozaizheirenjiazhenhoushanzhong,ouernengpeizheshixiongqutangxiancheng,daishangbuguobanrishijianjiuyaobeiganhuilai。
diziyizhiyougexinyuan,xiangchuquzouzoukankan,linglveyixiameigedifangdefengturenqing,changbianzheishijiansuoyoumeinv……
呸!
shishijiansuoyoumeishi,yebuwangdizilaizheichenshiyizao。”
linhaishuozheshuozhe,bianchangleqilai。
“cengmengxiangzhangjianzoutianya,kanyikanzheishijiandefanhua……”
“xingle!changdehenhao,xiacibiechangle。”linfengjiaowuzhexiongkou,xinyouyujideshuodao。
haojiahuo,zheihaiziyishougequ,chadianbazijichangdehuntibuwen,zhenshibierenchanggeyaoqian,zheihaizichanggeyaominga。
beidaduanchanggedelinhai,yishuangaiyuandemuguangdingzhelinfengjiaodao:“neidizizheigexinyuan……”
linfengjiaokanzhelinhaineiaiyuandexiaoyanshen,yipaidatui。
“yeba!zhiyaoxiaohaininengduguocijie,weishijiushixiannizheigexinyuan,rangnichuqukankanzheifanhuadeshijie。”
“taihaole!xiexieshifu。”linhaiyouxiejidongdeshuodao。
linfengjiaokanzhe,yourushilaisuiwantongbanshouwuzudaolinhai,wunaideyaoleyaotou。
cishiqiushengyecongwuwaizoulejinlai,tingdaolinfengjiaoyulinhaidetanhuahou,meitoujinzhou,lianseyouxienankandezoudaolinfengjiaoshenpangshuodao。
“shifu,fatanhedazhensuoxuwupinyijingbuzhihaole。”
linfengjiaokanlekanqiushengliansenankandemoyang,xinzhitashiyouhua,xiangduizijishuo,biansuiyidafalinhairangqichuqu。
“xiaohai,nixianchuquzhunbeiyixia,dengzishiyidaobianruzhenqitan。”
“zhidaoleshifu。”linhaixinzhishifuyushixiongyouhuayaoshuo,bianyingleyisheng,zoulechuqu。
fangjianzhong,cishijiushengxialinfengjiaoyuqiushengerren。
linfengjiaokanzheqiushengdao:“youshenmehua,nijiushuoba。”
qiushengchenyinpianke,shitandewendao:“shifu,ningangcaiyuxiaohaidetanhua,keshizhende?ruguoxiaohaiduguocijie,ninzhenderangtachushan?”
“weishizhidaonizaidanxinshenme,weishiziyouguliang。”
“keshishifu,nincengjingkeshixiangneixieqianbeimenlixiaguodaoshideya!……”
“xingle!”linfengjiaoyouxiebunaifande,daduanleqiushengdehuayu。
“weishishicengjingxiangtamenlixiaguoshiyan,kecongweishijiangxiaohai,congneigedifangbaohuilaidaoxianzai,xiaohaikecengzuoguoshenmeshangtianhailizhishi?
xiaohairujindouyijingbashijiusuile,tayeshinikanzhecongxiaozhangdaodade,xiaohaikeyoushenmebuhaozhichu?”
qiushengbeilinfengjiaowendeyakouwuyan,taxinliyeqingchuzheigexiaoshidi,shitacongxiaokandaodade,tayexiangxinlinhaibuhuizuochushenmeshangtianhailizhishi。
keshitayixiangdaolinhaiduzichushan,tajiuyouxiebufangxin。
dangchushifuqudifuyingzhi,shitayibashiyibaniaobalinhailachedade,keyishuotashiyoudangdieyoudangmade。
suoyitaqianyishidejiubuxiangrangqilikai,taxianzaijiuyouruyigelaofuqinban,shengpazijihaizichuquhouxuehuai,gengxiangbatasisideshuanzaizijishenbian。
linfengjiaokanzheqiushengdemoyang,tanxiyisheng,jixukaikoushuodao:“weishizhixiaonidedanyou,xianbushuoxiaohainengbunengduguozheicijienan,danshuoyixianzaixiaohaideshili,taxiangyaochuquninenglandezhu?”
“zenmelanbuzhule!taganbutinghua,wosanbangzirangtakudiehanniang!”qiushengbuxiedeshuodao。
linfengjiaowenyanchixiaoyisheng。
“neishiyinweinishitajingaideqiushengshixiong,tabuganyunidongshou。nihuanzuobierenshishi,jiusuanyiweishixianzaiyinsiguichadeshili,doubuyidingnenglandezhuta!”
qiushengyilianbuxinkaikoudao:“shifu,nihuangdianwonia!xiaohaitashenmeshili,wohaibuqingchuma?”
“xiaohaiyijingdulebacijienan,danpingtaderoushenlaishuo,quanliyizhangqimanengpaisi,nizheiyangdeshilaigechabuduo。
gengbieshuotadedaofale,dangniannidashiboliuxiadeshandianbenleiquan,henisimushishujiaotadeqingshenshu,tazaoyijingliandeluhuochunqingle。”
qiushengtingle,dunshidengdaleyanjing。
“bukeneng!zheichouxiaoziyejiuouerxiulianyixia,pingshibushizuoshenme“yuliao”,jiushizhaohulijingtuziguaishanliyexian,wanshenmekousipulei,nayoushifunishuodeneimelihai!”
linfengjiaobaileqiushengyiyan,meihaoqideshuodao。
“taniangde!haibushidougennixuede,tadeshenshiniyoubushibuzhidao,benshenlongxinghaoyin,nicongxiaodaitaquzuliaodian,haibudoushinidaihuaide,bieyiweiweishizaixiamianjiubuqingchu。”
出山是为了泡妞,你们让我去盗墓