《女人只会影响我钓鱼的速度》 小说介绍
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congcuihuzaijiaowai,fengjingxiuli,youshiyeshenghubo,suoyichulelinjingwai,yeyoubushaodiaoyoujiupzhu。
daduodoushizhongnian,xianglinjingzheiyangdenianqingrenbuduo。
qianshencaiershisansuideshenti,congshichengxuyuanyouzhiyouyinian,suoyichulenianqingshuaiqiwai,gexiangjinengchuzaidianfengzhuangtai,toufayemeiyoutuoluodejixiang。
weiyuzongzhihui:“renjiazhibodiaoyu,nizhibofenshou,huashuohuilai,zhubozheishiwujiakeguilema?”
tinger:“yudiaobudao,nvpengyouyemeile,zhubocanderangrenxinteng,jiejiezaikaoniyidaodilizhishihaobuhao?”
“tingshuorenyidanshentikaishibuxingle,xingqujiuhuizhuanyi,birudiaoyu,wanshouchuan,panhetaozheixie。”
“nvpengyoufenshou,buhuiyinweibuxingba?”
“meixiangdaoguodaicailima?”
“zhubohaoyangde,jiranfenshou,jiuyaofenqingchu。”
zheishi,buzhidaoshibushizhibolefenshouguocheng,zhibojianrenshupobai,juranhaiyoushangshengdequshi。
zheixierendeguanzhudianbutong,fayanyehuoyue,diaokandaqujuduo。
bijingqianshencaizhibo,meishenmefensi,jihudoushiluren。
linjingyebuzaiyi,qianshihuolesanshiduonian,xingxing**derenjianduole。
yanxiadewenti,shiwuchukequ,qianshendekoudaibilianhaiganjing,jiulianzheitaoyujudoushishuadehuabei。
但问题不大。
zhiyaodiaodaoyu,huodejiangli,kendingbuchoushenghuo。
bijingzuoweiyigediaoyulao,doushinengshoudezhujimoderen,xinjigenbendiaobuleyu。
fouzeyidankongjun,xintaijiurongyizhalie。
zheibasimiwudeboligangdiaoganzaihulizuodiaoxiandeduanlexie,danzailinjingyanzhong,zheijiushitongwangchenggongdeyaochi。
“jirankaonaixinhenailibuxing,neimewomenjiuxuyaoyidingdejiqiaole。”
linjingkanzheshoujidao:“jintianwojiurangnimenjianshiyixia,shenmejiaozuosanjiaoshadiaoyufa。”
tataiganzhongxinguaer,yishouniezheqianzhui,yishouwozhuganbing,shaoshaolajin,rangboligangyuganchanshengyaoli,xingchengyigesanjiaoxing,ranhouyisongshou。
嗖!
qianzhuidaizheyugouerliaodanlechuqu,luozaiqibamiwai,fupiaohuanhuanxiachen,zuihouchuizhiluchubanjie。
weiyuzongzhihui:“ng,zheicidanganzongsuanxiangneimehuishile。”
tinger:“zishihaoshuai!”
linjingzhongxinzuoxialai,genzhibojianshuodao:“jintianwoyouyugan,kendinghuishangjuwu。”
weiyuzongzhihui:“nixiandiaoyitiaobaitiaoshanglai,wojinisongliwu。”
tinger:“baitiaoshishenme?”
weiyuzongzhihui:“yu,xiaoyu。”
tinger:“zheimeshuaideshuaige,juranzhendezaidiaoyu?”
weiyuzongzhihui:“???”
“……”
linjingkanzhezhibojianhuoyuedubujian,xinlihaishiyouxiemanyide,qianshenmeinengwanchengdechuangyezhilu,zijibangtazouxiaqujiushi。
denglejifenzhong,fupiaohuranhuanhuanxiachen,sihubeijuwuyikoutunxia,zhengzaixianghudegengshenchuchenqu。
“来了!”
linjingdangjiwoganqishen,tiaoganciyu,yuganzaipokongshengzhongbianchengledawangong。
shouganchenzhong,queyouguzhonglesiwudeganjue,meiyouneizhongyuyaogouzhengzhashichanshengrutongdianliubandechugan。
buguanzenyang,yedetishanglai。
weiyuzongzhihui:“zhongle?!”
是个红色大凶之兆。
“我去!”
tinger:“haoda,kanlaiyoud,guoranjuwu!”
“zhuboniyaoxiaosiwo,haojichengwodehuabeima?”
weiyuzongzhihui:“ng,xianzaiyouduoleyijianyifu,wobangnijizhe。”
baohuntundezhainan:“zhubonengjijiwoma,woshixuesheng,zaisaierbaikuai。”
jiaozhadekongjun0hao:“nihaiyouzhai,zhubodouwujiakeguile。”
baohuntundezhainan:“baoqian,guanxingfayan,woguanzhuzhubole,buchangyibo。”
suihoujigexiaoliwupiaozaipingmushang。
linjinggubudezheige,tahaibudebubagouquchulai,zheibo……
尴尬了。
haoburongyicaibayugoudedaorencongleisiliquchu,linjingzhongxinguaer,zaicishizhansanjiaosha。
zuoxia,taiyangzhujianshenggao,qiwenyezaishangsheng,yiqiesihudouzaixiangbuhaodefangxiangfazhan,danlinjingyaleyamaoyan,ganjueweilaikeqi。
谁让他有系统呢?
“zhubo,nijintianbushiyouyaokongjunleba?”
“dajiashuodianhaotingdexingbuxing?”
“zuodengzhuboshangdahuo。”
linjingkanzhedanmu,xiaodao:“wozheigoushiyishinisanhao,baitiaozheizhongxiaoyuzuixiao,bukenengyaogou,zhiyaoshanghuo,biranshijinghuo。”
zheishi,danmuhuranduoleqilai,yitiaojieyitiaodeshangtiao。
“kuaikanduimian,neishishei?”
“puladuo,diaotai,sanbao,diaoxiang,henzhuanyea。”
“shidiaoyurenfengge,wotian,jurankandaoledashen,neikeshicongbukongjundedashen!”
“zhubonikuaigenrenxuexue。”
“tongyangshidiaoyuren,chabiezenmejiuneimedani?”
“……”
linjingyekanleguoqu,guoranjiandaoyigeshougaoyashemaonanren,zaizuodiaoyuqianzhunbei,yuanlaitajiushiyingxiangqianshendeneiweidashen?
renjiabuzhiyouhaoche,quantaoyuju,haiyouzhiyezhushou,yikanjiuzhidaoshigechenggongrenshi。
linjingchulaizhadao,ziranxiangtouxuejizhao。
huoxubendiyuburentadediqiudiaofayeshuobuding。
dangyiqiedouzhunbeichabuduodeshihou,neigezhushoucongdiaoxianglinachuyitiaodayu,guazaileyuzuishang,ranhouconghubianqiaoranfanglejinqu。
jiezhe,neiweifenggeyanshenyibian,limalailejingshendejiashi,mengdingshuimian。
xuanjimengranchougan,yuganbianchengledayuanhu,tajiaobuliangqiangdezaiyuandidazhuan,kouzhongfachuguaijiao:“ai?ai?ai?shidahuo!xiongdimen,shidahuo!”
tazuoyouhuangdongyugan,chanshengyidianqieshuisheng,biaoqinggengjiakuazhangqilai:“aiyo!haodadeliqi,woganjuezheitiaodahuozhishaoshijin!”
“a!buxingle,xiongdimen,haodadeliqi,wokuailabudongle!”
neirenduizuozaidi,yuganbaozailiance,manliantongku,querengbukenfangqi,hanzhudangjicongetoushenlechulai。
“xiongdimen,a!kuaijiwoliliang!”
buzhineibianfashengleshenme,neirendahanyisheng‘ganxiedage’,fangfodalejixueside,zhenggerenzaicishenglonghuohuqilai,baozheyuganzuoyoupaodong,yizhizhetengleshilaifenzhong,yitiaodayubeiladaoanbian。
suijitaniezheyuzuitileshanglai,liansetongkudeliuhan,shuo:“xiongdimen,dahuo,jueduidedahuo,zhishaoshijin,buguoxiongdimen,yushengbuyi,womenxianzaiyiqibatafangsheng,zhibojianlidexiongdimenrenrenyoufen。”
suihoudunzaihubian,quxiayugou,jiangyufangshenghuihuli,tahailuchuqiyuandebiaoqing,jiezhegaobiebandebailebaishou。
“ganxiexiongdimen,jintiandezhibodaociweizhiba,zheiyangdetianqi,zhubotaiburongyile,degankuaixiuxixiuxi,mingtianzhibojianlibujianbusan!”
neirenshuowan,guanleshouji,yi**zuozaidiaoxiangshang,cazhehanchongzhushoushuo:“kandaoleba,yihoujiuzheimezhibo,yitianbangexiaoshi,shadouyoule。”
tamenzhijianjiaoliudeshihou,neitiaodayuzaihubianfanledupi,chengleyangyongyu。
“zhubo,nizheizhibo,youzarenfanwandexianyia。”
“**,kuiwomeiqidoukantadeshipin,yuanlaidoushixi!”
“woganggangjuranwangleluping。”
“zhubo,nibuxiangxuexuezheige?niyenengkaipuladuo。”
kanzheguanzhongdefayan,linjingxiaozheyaoleyaotou,“suiranwojingchangkongjun,danzongbuzhiyuzheimezuo,meiyousihaolequkeyan。”
tagangshuowan,humianshangdefupiaozaicixiachen,suduyiranruguadaoyiwu,manyouyoude。
linjingjiuyouxiewunai,buzhidaoyouguadaoleshenme,danyezhinengtaigan。
kezheiciyirushou,talimajiuganjuedaobuyiyang,neishuxidefangfodianliu,zhenzhenchuandaodaozhangxin,shixiangdangzhenshidechugan。
zuiguanjianshi,tademanbujingxin,jingranyoudianbachibuzhuyuganle。
“哎?哎?哎?”
linjingbeiladeyouxieliangqiangqilai。
女人只会影响我钓鱼的速度