《失忆大佬:只想补觉,莫挨老子!》 小说介绍
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清晨,安乐镇。
zhendongtoude“youranju”xiaoyuanli,bowushangweisanjin,haitangzhitouhaiguazheluzhu。
linjianguozhebotan,zailangxiadeyaoyilishuidezhengxiang,zuijiaoshenzhihaiguazheyisikeyidejingying。
tayangdeneizhijumaoming“tangyuan”——
zhiduixiaoyuganhechuaishoushouyouzhuiqiudepangmao,zhengquanzaitajiaobian,hulushenghezhurenxiangdeyizhang。
“linjiange,linjiange!taiyangshai**la!”
gebizhangdashenjiadexiaonver,shuzheshuangyaji、yuemoshiwuliusuideshaonvxiaoxia,duanzheyiwanretengtengdemizhouhexiaocai,qingshouqingjiaodizoujinyuanzi。
zheishitaderichang,shunbianhanlinjianqichuang,miandetayijueshuidaorishangsangan,cuoguolezaofan。
linjianbeixiaoxiadehuhuanheshiwudexiangqihuanxing,shuiyanxingzhongdidalegehaqian。
“wu……xiaoxiaa,zao……shenmeshichenle?”
“dousishila!”xiaoxiachenguaidao,jiangmizhoufangzaishizhuoshang。
“kuaichenrechi。duile,linjiange,nitingshuolema?zhenwaineizuoheifengshan,zuijinyaoqiyuelaiyuezhongle!shanshangdeheifenglaoyao,qiantianyelijingranmodaolinzhenbashoufujiadeqianjinjiluzoule,shuoshiyaoshibujiaoyiqianliangxuehuayin,santianhoujiusipiao!”
xiaoxiayibianshuo,yibianluchudanyoudeshense:“shoufujiadoukuaijifengle,zhongjinxuanshang,lianxiantaiyedoujingdongle,pailewangbutoudairenqujiaofei。ai,keneiheifenglaoyaojushuoshigezhujijingdedayao,wangbutoutamen……pashixiongduojishao。”
linjianbalazhemizhou,hanhubuqingdiyingzhe:“e……yao……shan……chao……”
taduizheixiedadashashadeshiqingxianglaibuganxingqu,zhijuedekenenghuiyingxiangtaqingjing。
chiguozaofan,youqieyidishuiqu。
yuzhoudemougebianyuandidai,yidaoweiruodexuwuliexizhengshitushentouyifangxinshengdexiaoshijie。
liexizhong,yizhibukemingzhuangdexuwuchushougangyaotanru,quefangfobeiyiguwuxingquebangbodeliliangqingqingyifu。
“ng?”linjianyushuimengzhongzhoumei,sihumengyibandunangleyiju,“naerlaidewenzi……”
taxiayishidizaikongzhonghuilehuishou。
yaoyuandeyuzhoubianjiang,neidaoxuwulieximengranbengta,tanrudechushoushunjianyinmie。
mougeqianzangzaixuwushenchudeyizhifachuyishengjingyibudingdemenheng,quewanquanwufazhuisugongjidelaiyuan。
小世界安然无恙。
……
wuhou,linjiangangzaiyaoyishangzhaodaoyigeshufudezishizhunbeibugehuilongjue,yuanmenjiubei“pengpengpeng”dichuixiang。
xiaoxiadaizhekuqiangdeshengyinchuanlai:“linjiange!buhaole!wangbutoutamen……tamenzhongshanghuilaile!woweihunfuaniugeyezailimian,shangdezuizhong,yankanjiuyaobuxingle!”
linjianbeichaoxing,meitoujinsuo,manliandebuyue。
tazuitaoyanliangjianshi:yishishuijuebeirendarao,ershibeirendaraoshuijue。
现在两样占全了。
“chaosile……”tamantuntundiqishen,rouzheyanjing,ganzhi(yizhongtazijiyeshuobuqingdebenneng,xiangzhidaojiuzhidao,buxiangzhidaojiuyipianmohu)chaozhezhenwaiyanshenleyixia。
“e,yizhinaotengdebijiaoxiongdechouchong,haiyouyiqunbeichouchongxunyundexiaomazha。”
“linjiange,nizuiyoubanfale!shangciwodiedefengshi,jiushihelenipaode‘guaiweicha’caihaode!”
xiaoxialazhelinjiandexiuzi,manyanqipan。
takouzhongde“guaiweicha”,qishibuguoshilinjianyongyuanzilijizhuwuyijianzhangchudelingcaopaodeshui,tazijizhijuedeweidao“haixing”。
linjiantanlekouqi:“xinglexingle,biekule。woqukankanbianshi。kanwanwohaiyaohuilaibujueni。”
tashenlegelanyao,titazhebuxie,manyouyoudihuangchuleyuanzi。
小霞连忙跟上。
yangguangyouxieciyan,tamilemiyan,xinlipansuanzhezaoquzaohui,zhengquwujueqianhuilaidaoyaoyishangjixuweiwandebujuedaye。
zaitakanlai,tiandadida,shuijuezuida,renhedaraoshuijuedexingwei,doushibukeraoshude。
xiaoxiayibuyiqudigenzailinjianshenhou,xiaolianshanghaiguazheleihen,buzhudicuicu:“linjiange,ni、nikuaiyidianya!aniugeta……taliulehaoduoxue,zhenlidezhanglangzhongdoushuohuitianfashule……”
tashengyingengyan,chongmanlejuewang。
linjian“wu”leyisheng,suanshihuiying。
kuai?weishenmeyaokuai?kuaileyingxiangzouludejiezou,daluanhuxidepinlv。
gengzhongyaodeshi,huixiaohaobubiyaodetili,daozhibujuedezhiliangxiajiang。
suiranyibujiunengdao,danzouluyouzhuyuxiaohuazaocan,erqieyangguangbucuo,shihebianzoubiandadun。
tayijiubaochizheneizhongfangfomeiyibudouyaohedadijinxingshenrujiaoliudedutebusu,youxianderangxiaoxiahenbudetuitayiba。
liangrenyiqianyihou,chuanxingzaianlezhendeqingshixiaoxiangzhong。
pingrilizheigeshichen,linjianbushizaiyuanlishuijue,jiushizaiqumailingzuidelushangshenyou,zhenshangderenmenzaoyixiguanletazheifulansandemoyang。
jinrijiantajinggenzhekukutitidexiaoxia,haisuanxingsecongcong,buyoudouyouxiechayi。
“yi,neibushilinxiaozima?tazheishiyaoquna?”jiejiaoshaitaiyangdewangdayehaoqiditantou。
“genzhezhangdashenjiadexiaoxiani,kanxiaoxianeimoyang,pashiwangbutoutamenzhendechudashile!”pangbiandelidaniangyadileshengyin,lianshangdaizhetongqinghedanyou。
“linjianzheihaizi,pingrilikanzhelanlansansan,guanjianshihoudaoyerexinchang……ketayigejianbunengtiaodan、shoubunengtilandewenruoshusheng,nengbangshangshenmemanga?”
“hai,nianqingren,jinyifenxinyibale。”
yilunshengbuda,queyeyizibuluodipiaojinlinjianerduoli。
tayijiumianwubiaoqing,huozheshuo,shineizhongbiaozhunde“meishuixing”biaoqing。
wenruoshusheng?tazazazui,xianglexiangzijishangyidunchidehuaihuagao,juedezheigepingjiasihuyemeishenmebudui。
liqishishenme?nengrangtashuidegengxiangma?
xiaoxiakemeixinsilihuizheixie,tajianlinjianhaishineifubujinbumandeyangzi,jidezhiduojiao。
“linjiange!qiuqiunile!suanwoqiannide!yihouwotiantianjinisongzaofan,jinixiyizuofandouxing!”
zaitaposuderenzhili,zheiyijingshitanengfuchudezuidadaijiale。
“xiyizuofanjiububile。”
linjianzongsuanduoshuolejigezi,shengyinyijiudaizhejifenyonglan。
“nizuodehuaihuagaoweidaohaixing,huitouduozuodian。wu……haiyoushangcineigetaohuaniang,yehaibucuo。”
xiaoxiayiting,yanzhongshanguoyisixiji,lianmangdiantourudaosuan。
“ngng!zhiyaoaniugenenghaoqilai,linjiangenixiangchishenme,wodoujinizuo!”
shuohuajian,liangrenyijinglaidaolezhenzixibiandelinshianzhidian——
jijiankongzhideminfang,cikezhengbuduanyoushoushangdebukuaiheminzhuangbeitaijinqu,kuhansheng、**sheng、yaoshidekuweihunzazaiyiqi,qifenyipianchouyuncandan。
wangbutou,yigesishilaisuidezhuanghan,cikeyoubeiyongmubangudingzhe,liansecangbaidizuozaimenkou,zhihuizhezhongrenjiuzhishangyuan。
kandaoxiaoxialingzhelinjianguolai,tayanzhongshanguoyisiyayi,suijiyouhuaweikuse。
“xiaoxiaguniang……linjianxiaoge……”wangbutoumianqiangjichuyigexiaorong,“nimenzenmelaile?zheilibushinimengailaidedifang,kuaihuiquba,miandechongzhuangle。”
linjianmuguangsaoguoneixieshangzhe,meitoujibukechadiyouzhoulezhou。
zheixie“xiaomazha”shenshangde“chouchong”qixicanliu,rangtajuedeyouxiebushufu,xiangshiganjingdechuangdanshangluolejilishazi。
“aniugeni?aniugezainali?”xiaoxiajiaojidizhangwangzhe。
“zai……zailiwu。”wangbutoutanlekouqi,zhilezhizuilimianneijian。
xiaoxiatizhequnbaijiuchonglejinqu。
linjiandalegehaqian,yemantuntundigenlejinqu。
tajuedingle,kanwanzheigejiaoaniude,jiulikehuijiabujue。
biexiangzaidaraota!tianwanglaozilaileyebuxing!
liwudeguangxianyouxiehunan,nongzhongdexuexingqihecaoyaoweipumianerlai,haijiazazheyisirangtajibushufude、weiruoquewangudeyinhanyaoqi——
zhengshinei“chouchong”liuxiadehenji。
jigefurenweizheyizhangjianloudemubanchuang,chuangshangtangzheyigenianqinghanzi,miansecanbai,qixiyanyan,xiongkouyidaoshenkejiangudezhuashangbianyuanfahei,zhengbuduanshenchudaizheheiqidexue。
heranbianshixiaoxiadeweihunfu,aniu。
“aniuge!aniugenizenmeyanga!”xiaoxiapudaochuangbian,qibuchengsheng。
zhanglangzhongzhengshouchiyinzhen,quechichibuganxiashou,jianlexiaoxia,zhishiyaotoutanxi:“ai,yaoqiruti,yijingqinruxinmai,laofu……jinlile。”
zheihuarutongjianiupanlesixing,wuneidekushenggengshen。
linjianmeitouzhoudegengjinle。
zheiguyaoqirangtaganjuexiangshizijizhenzangduoniandejuebangubenhuabenzibeipolemozhi,youxiangshigangshaihaode、songruanpengsonghaidaizheyangguangweidaodebeirulizuanjinleyizhishiluludelaihama。
“zhenshimafan……”tadishenggunongleyiju,shengyinlitouzhenongnongdeqichuangqihebunaifan。
“zaozhidaozheirenjianyanhuoqirucichaonaowuzao,haiburuzainagewannianxuanbingkulijixushui。buguo……bingkuliyetedandiaolexie,liangeshuoshudedoumeiyou,chideyezhiyouwannianbingliuzi,liangexiangyangdeyaoyidouxunbudao……ze,shuijuedehuanjingzhenshiyuelaiyuenantiaole。”
tazheifanpangruowurendeziyanziyu,zaichangzhongrenziranshitingbuzhenqie,zhidangtashibeiyanqiandecanzhuangjingdaole。
linjianmeilihuipangren,jingzhizoudaochuangbian。
tadingzheaniuxiongkoudeshang,neicanliudeyaoqizaitayanzhongfangfoshiyituanlingrenzuooude、buduanrudongdeheisexiaochong。
tashenchuyigenshouzhi,zhijianbaixiyuanrun,kanqilaihaowuliliang。
ranhou,zaizhongrenjingedemuguangzhong,taneigenshouzhi,jiuneimesuiyididianxiangleaniuneizhengningdeshangkou。
“buguanshishenmechongzi,niansijiuhaole。”
失忆大佬:只想补觉,莫挨老子!