《邻居想花4分钱白嫖我车位》 小说介绍
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第一章
faxiancheweibeizhanyonghou,woteyizaiyezhuqunli@linjunuoche。
linjumiaohui:[buhaoyisi,gangyoujishi,yihuijiunuo。]
kedengwochuchahuilai,neiliangdianchebujintingzaiwodecheweishang,haiyongwodechongdianzhuang。
woshunjianhuoda,zaici@linju。
[niyanjingzhanglianshangshiyonglaichuqide?neimedajigesijiacheweikanbujian?haishinitayabushizi?]
linjuzaidumiaohui:[dongle,bujiushiqianma,jinijiushi!nizheiweizhiwojiazule。]
suihou,tazaiqunlifalezhidingshouzhang。
jinequeshi0.04yuan。
1
woroulerouyanjing,shenpazijikancuole。
kejinehaizhenshi4fenqian!
womaizheiyigecheweijiuhuale15wan。
taquexiangna4fenqianmianfeizu!
zhenshigebuyaoliandebaipiaoguaia。
jianzhuang,wozhijiezaiqunlidianletuihaikuanxiang,bing@ta:
[naozishigehaodongxi,kexinihaoxiangbuhuiyong。
[jirannijialiqiong,zubuqichewei,neihuaqianmaishenmechea?
[jiufeidingzhewodecheweidangmianfeifanpiao?yaobuwojinizhongchougenaokezhuanjiahaokankan?]
对方很快回复。
[bukuishizhongguohaolinju,zuijinwolaogongganghaonaodaibushufu,yaobunijiujiwoguamingtiandezhuanjiahaoba,shengdewohaidetuoguanxizhaoren。]
我一时间搞不清。
duifangshizhentingbudongrenhua,haishinaozizhendeyoukeng。
xiayimiao,wojiadefangmenbeirenqiaoxiang。
wogangdakai,yizhangshenfenzhengjiudilejinlai。
duimendenvrenhuyidishangxiadaliangwopianke。
[xiaoguniang,nizazhidaowolaogongzuijintoubushufude?haizheimetiexinyaotaanpaiyisheng,gaibuhuishiduiwolaogongyouyisiba?]
wokanleyanbabaiduanxiuchuanchenghuangsedeta。
youpiexiangtajiaguangzhebangzi、paizhepijiududetutounanren。
xinlizhigandaoyizhenehan。
zheijiaren,naozibuhuizhendeyouwentiba?
woshenhuyikouqi,jiangshenfenzhengrenglechuqu。
[dashen,wofaxiannibuguangnaozibuhao,lianyanjingdouyoumaobing!
[wojinniancai23,zenmekenengkanshangnijia40duosui,yishiwuchengdenanren。
[haiyouwozaizuihoutongzhiniyibian,limabanijiadechejiwonuokai,buranwojiutongzhiwuyesuoche。]
duimendenvrenjianwoduitalaogongmeiyisi,limafangxindipailepaixiongfu。
suihoucaihouzhihoujuedewenwo:[xiaoguniang,nishiduiwofazaiqunlidejinebumanyima?]
worenbuzhufanqilebaiyan,fanwentajuede4fenqianzuwo15wandechefei,heshima?
她却笑了。
[xiaoguniang,niwuhuile,zheiqianbushijinidecheweizujin。]
2
tingdaozheiju,woxinlishaoweihaoshouleyidian。
qimazheirenhaiyoudianzizhizhiming,xiaodezhei4fenqianqueshiyoudianwururen。
danhenkuai,wojiugaoguleduifang。
duimendenvrenjianwobugaoxing,lianmangjieshishuozhei4fenqianshijiwodedianfei。
[xiaoguniang,wozixiguanchaguole,niyigerenjiukaiyitaiche,quemailelianggechewei。
[fanzhengniduoyigecheweikongzhe,fangzheyeshilangfei,haiburujiwojiayongni。
[suoyiwojiutongzhiwolaogongjiangchecongcunlikailai,1000duogonglidelucheng,womenzuzukaile10tian。
[wojiashijieyonglenidechongdianzhuang,danzhei10tianlushangdedianfeijiuhualebushao,suoyijiushengzhei4fenqianjinile。]
suoyi,tajiachekai1000gonglidesunhaodewofu?
ercheweifei,talianyifenqiandoubuxiangtao?
renwuyudeshihou,zhendehuibeiqixiao。
duimendenvrenjianwoxiaole,youjiangshenfenzhengsaidaowoshouli。
[xiaoguniang,nibushiyaobangwolaogongguahaoma,zheishiwolaogongdeshenfenzhenghaoma,nikanzhedianshu,qianwanbieshucuole。
[wojiajiuwolaogongkaiche,tatoutengwopatalushangyoushi,daoshihouquyiyuannibangwosongxiataba。
[nengguashangzhuanjiahao,zhengmingnikendingzaiyiyuanyoushuren。
[daoshihourangyiyuanjiwolaogongduokaimianfeideyaoba,wogonggongpopozongshiyihuihantouteng、yihuihantouyunde,dounengchidian。]
tingdaozhei,wonengqueren,duimenzheinvdenaozizhendeyouwenti。
landefeikoushe,wozhijieyibajiujiangmenjiguanshang。
ermenwai,neinvrenhaizaibuyanqifandiqiaomen。
wojiamenkoudeqiangpidoubeizhenlexialai。
xinlibiezhehuo,wolilimadadianhuajiwuye。
kongsuduimenbujinzhanyongwochewei,haitouyongwodedian。
yaoshiwuyebucaiqucuoshiquguan,neiwojiujixiaofangdadianhua,jubaoxiaoquxiaofangshebeibuguifan。
faxiewannuhuo,wogudonggudongheledabanbeibingshui,rencaimianqiangshutandian。
jieguodiertian,wogangzhunbeichumenqushangban。
duimenlinjujiuyibalanzhuwo。
[xiaoguniang,wodengnibantian,nizenmexianzaicaichumen。
[wolaogongkanbingdedongxidouzhunbeihaole,nikuaidaitaquyiyuankanzhuanjiaba!]
3
woxinliyiwantou“caonima”piaoguo,shoushanggengjiafeikuaidijiangmenfansuo。
[dashen,wojuedenibinilaogonggengxuyaokannaoke,lianbierenzhengchangshuodehuadoutingbudong。]
duimennvrenyiting,lianshanglimabugaoxingle,zhiwenwoshishenmeyisi。
我脸也黑了。
[shenmeyisi?woneishichaofeng,bushiyaobangnichuqianguahao。yaokanbingzijichuqian,shaonabierendangyuandatou!]
duimennvrenqidezhijietiaojiao。
[pingshenmeshiwomenchuqian,zuotiankeshinizijishuodezhongchou!doushilinlilinjude,nikebunengshuohuabusuanshu。]
tazhijiejiaochujialilianggehaizi,sanrenqijuduzaidiantikou。
xiangzheshangwuhaiyoukehuhui,wolandegentamenbaiche,zhuanshendasuanpaloutisuanle。
jieguonvrendetutoulaogong,shenshoujiaojianpaochu,yibaduzailoutikou。
sigerenfanlaifuqujiushiyijuhua:
[shinishuode,yaobangguazhuanjiahaode,nikebiexiangshualai,ganjinquyiyuan!]
jianzhuang,wozhinengdadianhuabaojing。
jingchalaihou,nvrennazhewozaiqunlifadeneirongshuoshi。
[jingchatongzhi,mingmingshitashuohaodeyaobangwolaogongguazhuanjiahao,jintianfanlianjiuburenle。
[neiwolaogongzenmeban?tatoutengmeiyishengkan,womenjiajiuzhizhetayigerenzhuanqianni!
[nimenganjinrangzheixiaoguniangdaiwolaogongquyiyuan!]
jingchakandaowoweixinshangmingxianshichaofengdehuayu,biaoqingyeshiwuyuzhule。
他们劝女人:
[dajie,zheixiaoguniangshuodehuabushiyaobangnimenmaizhuanjiahaodeyisi。]
nvrengengzhebozi,shouzhiyongliqiaoshouji。
[woshuonimenjingchazenmehuishi,yanjingxialebucheng!zheibushixiedema,tazijiyaozhongchougenaokezhuanjiahaojiwojiakande。]
jingchakanlewobantian,buzhiyaozenmekaikoujieshi。
woyuqibunaidao:[woshuonishibushizhongguoren,chaofengdehuayudoukanbudongma!woneibushiyaozhendebangnimaihao,shianfengninaodaiyoubing,rangniqukanbing。]
nvrenbuzaiyidibaibaishou:
[wobuguanshenmezhende,shenmeanfeng。wozhizhidaoshinizijidayingyaomaizhuanjiapiaode。
[yaoshinimeishijianmai,neijiuanzhaoxianzaizhuanjiahaodejiage,bamaipiaodeqiandajiwo,haiyoudachequkanbingdeqian。
[yigong600yuan,weixinhaishizhifubao?]
4
wokezhizhujijiangtuokouerchudezanghua,jiangqiuzhudemuguangkanxiangjingcha。
jingchatoutengdizhualezhuanaodai,youkaishiquan。
[dajie,nilao**tengyoubushirenxiaogunianghaide,renjiameizheigeyiwudaitaqukanbing,gengbieshuodaqianjinile。]
nvrenyiting,yibacheguotalaogong。
[tadangranyouzheigeyiwu,yaobushitazuotianbizhewuyesuowojiadeche,wolaogongjintiantoutengcaibuhuizheimeyanzhong,nikanzheiheiyanquanshitongdaoyiwanshangshuibuzhedaozhide。]
jingchamangwenwosuochedeshiqing。
wolianmangjiangzheixietianfashengdeshiqingyijiduifangnei4fenqianhongbaodeshihepantuochu。
jingchayeshishayanle,gujizheibaipiaodegongfushuaxinletamenderenzhi。
woyoushuo,duimiantutoudenanren,yizhidoushiliangdadadeheiyanquangualianshang。
xianranshitiantianaoyedayouxi,caibushibeiwoqide。
女人直接瞪我。
[nihushuo,wolaogongshengdekejunle,zhiqiandoumeiyouheiyanquan。jiushiniburangwomentingchechongdian,hairangwuyesuoche,wolaogongcaihuiqichengzheiyang,jiushidenifuze。]
zheishi,laobandedianhuadaleguolai。
wojiangshoujidijijingchakan,xiaoshengyangqiushuogongsijintianhaiyouhenzhongyaodehui,yaoshiyizhidangexiaqu,gongzuoyoukenengbubao。
jingchashenqinggengjiayansuqilai,rangduimenyijiazibuyaowuliqunao,buranjiudeyaoyifangaigongwuzuichulile。
nvrenyiting,zhijielachehaiziyi**zuodaodishang,paizhedatuikaishikuhao。
[budelede,jingchalianhebendirenqifuwomenzheixiewaidilaidepinqionglaobaixingle!]
[wobabayaobeihuainvrenqisile,sheilaijiujiuwomenjia。]
[aiyou,wodenaodaihaoteng,woyaosile。]
yijiasikoutuotuodoushiyanjipai,naodewuhuababen。
jingchawunaizhijietichu,yaoshitutounanrentoutengdeshizailihai,tamenkeyikaichesong。
女人又指向我。
[wolaogongzhuanqianxinku,youyaoyangwohehaizi,haiyaoyangzainongcundebama。tashenweilinju,shuohaodebangmaiguahaofei,bunengshuohuabusuanhua,guahaofeibixutachu!]
yanjianlaobancuicudedianhuachixubuduan,wozhinengxianjiang500deguahaofeifaleguoqu。
kejiushizheicirangbu,duimendelinjugengjiadecunjinchiqilai。
5
youyufuqian,wobeipojialeduimenlinjudeweixin。
dengwokaiwanhui,caikandaotajiwofalehenzhangyiduandaoqiandehua。
dagaiyisishi,tajialaogongshidingliangzhu。
shizaishitalao**tengdelihai,tacaihuihuangleshen。
daozhijintianduiwodetaiduyouxieguofenledian。
wofalegehehedebiaoqing,shijishifengcitayezhidaojintianzuodeyouduoguofen。
没想到她却误会了。
[xiaoguniang,wojiuzhidaonixindishanliang。wojintianduinitaiduzheimebuhao,nihainengduiwoxiaoxixide。]
suiji,tayoushuojialiyalishizaida,zubuqichewei,zaiwaimianchongdianyougui。
youxiangjiewodecheweimeitianchongdian,rangwobuyaorangwuyesuoche。
jiantayouxiangbaipiao,**cuihanshifujicheweizhuanglesuo,fangzhiyourenchenjizhanyongwodechewei。
yeli12dian,wojiabanwanhuijia,chezigangtinghao。
duimendenvrenjiugenyoulingyiyangbenglechulai,pitougailiandijiuzhizewo:
[xiaoguniang,nizenmeshuohuabusuanhua,bushishuohaoletongyiwoyongnidecheweima,xianzaizhuangshangsuoshishenmeyisi。]
worenzhenkanlekanshouji,quedingzijimeiyoufacuoxiaoxi。
[bushi,dashen,woshenmeshihoudayingnile,nipabushiyouwangxiangzhengba?]
nvrenhouyan**shuowomeifandui,jiushimorenletadehua,bianxiangdayingle。
苍天啊。
wojiushiyigejingjingyeyedeniuma,fanbuzhepaizheimegeniuguisheshenlaizhemogangbeijiafangcuicandaojingshenshuailuodewoba。
wowuzhefantengdexinzang,bantianshuobuchuhualai。
nvrenjianzhuangyoushuo,wozheichongdianzhuangyongdeshao,zhangshijianbuyongrongyihuai。
tajiabangzheyong,shizaibangwoyanxushebeideshiyongnianxian。
wobujinyinggaiganxieta,haidemianfeijitayongcaidui。
womomokanletayiyan,renbuzhuhaoqi:
[nizheilianpizenmezhangde?nizhangzheimeda,meirenshuoguonilianpibichengqianghaihouma?nijialirenshizenmeshoudelenidea?]
tiandiliangxin,wozhendezhishiqibuguo,fengcitalianpihoueryi。
erwodebaibiaoguailinju,quewuyiweiwoduitadepifuhenshixianmu。
dangtian,tahaijiwofalaileyigezhengshitongzhi。
[xiaoguniang,zuotianwoteyilashangjiazhongzhangbeikailehui。tamenjuedenishigenuliqieshanliangdehaonvhai,duiyunibutongyizujiecheweideshiqing,tamenshuoyihoudoushiyijiaren,zheicijiusuanle。]
wojiunamenle,wozenmehetamenchengleyijiaren?
对门邻居却说:
[womenjuedingrangnizuowodididenvpengyoule,dengnihewodidijielehun,zanmenkebujiushiyijiarenma!]
                
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