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第1章
popoxianqiwodazhuanbiye，peibushangtadebaobeierzi，
woyaochuqugongzuo，popoxianqi，“xuelineimedi，nengzhuanduoshaoqian？”
laogongchugui，popolekailehua，“woerzizhenyoubenshi！”
wogongwaiyun，poposhuo，“gongwaiyunyeshihuaiyun，sheng！”
zuihouwobeitabangzaijiali，penqiangliuxueguoduoersi。
zhonghuoyishi，wohuiguizhichang，chenglelaogongbajiebushangdehezuoshang，
popohouzhelianpishuo，“erxifu，feishuibuliuwairentian。”
wolengheng，“kexinishiwanrenxian！”
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wohunhunchenchendexingguolai，kanzhemandidesuiboli，etouchuanlaicitong，liulehaoduoxue。
qianshidejiyixiongyongbenlai，woxiangqijintianyinweishenghuofeideshi，popojiangwotuidaozaidi，touzhuangdaolechaji。
laotianyekelianwo，youjilewoyicijihui。
popobianbajizuibianshuo，“wojiushuotameishiba，haizaineizhuangsi，zheibushizijixingleme。”
wuhaobunaifandedenglewoyiyan，“xinglejiuguolaichifan，biezaineiaiyan！”
“wotiantiangongzuodouleisile，huijianihaiburangwoanjing，zhenshifansile。”
“zheibushimeishima？zhuangshenmezhuang，haixiangxianhaiwoa？”popowuyifangyongkuaizibawanqiaodehenxiang。
woshenxilekouqi，henbudebazheiduilangxingoufeidemuziqiasi。
kanjianwoliulezheimeduoxueyunguoqu，liangrenjingranhainengqidingshenxiandechifan，haizhenshichusheng！
buguozaizheigejializhongjiutamenshiyijiaren，womeibiyaoyingpengying。
jiusuanshidayijiayounengzenmeyang？
zhibuguoshishentishangshoudianzuibale，woqianshidekuwanfenzhiyidoubudao。
zheibeiziwoyaocongneibuwajietamen，rangtamenshenxinjupi、xinlijiaocui，houhuidoulaibuji。
diertian，wobingmeiyouchuqumaicai，fanerchenzhewuyifangchuqudapaideshihou，jiangbingxianglishuijiaonachulaizhule。
wuhaohuijiabiankanjianguangtutudezhuoshangzhiyouyipanjiaozi，dunshinuhuozhongshao。
“lingling，nizenmehuishia？doujidianle，haimeizuowanfanni！”
wolianmangreqingdepaochulaijiejia，“laogong，wozuowanfanleya，zheibuzaizheima。”
“jiuyipanjiaozi？nifengleba！”wuhaoqideliangyantonghong，rangrangzheyipanjiaozigousheichi，shibushizuotianhemachaojia，jintianguyichaotasaqi。
“nanenga，laogong，wozheibuyeshiweilezanmenjiazhexiang，tingmadehuama。”
zhengqiaocishidapaihuilaidewuyifangjinwu，kanjianwuhaodelianselikezhizewo。
“linglingnizenmehuishi？yourewuhaobugaoxingle？”
“niyitianzaijiadaodinenggandianshenmea！”
wolianmangzhuangzuoweiqudekuaiyaokuchulaiside，“ma，wozheihaibushianzhaoninshuodekaiyuanjieliuma。”
pingshiwuhaojiwodeshenghuofeishiliangqian，danwuyifanghuicongzhongkekouyiqianwujintadexiaojinku。
wonazhewubaikuaiqianhaiyaorenshouwuyifangdexianqi，tashuotanianqingdeshihouyigeyueshenghuofeiyejiuerbai，jialiriziguodehaozheni。
tanatanianqingshihouhexianzaibi，chazheduoshaonianni？wujiadoufanlehaojifan。
“ma，ninyigeyuezhijiwowubaideshenghuofei，xianzaizheiwujiagenbenbugou，woyezhinengjieshengyidianle。”
“五百？”
wuhaolikejingdaile，“ma，nishibushiyounaqudapaile？”
wuyifangpielepiezui，“mazheibushitinizanqianme，yaobunizheibaijiaxifuyouduoshaohuaduoshao。”
“yigeyuewubaiyoushenmebugoude？wokanjiushitabuhuiguorizi！”
wolianmanglazhuwuhaodexiuzi，“laogong，wojuedemashuodedui，zaishenghuoshangwohaiyouhenduobuzu。”
“buru，zheishenghuofeihaishijiaojimaguanba，woyegenzhemahaohaoxuexue。”
wuyifangyitingdunshihuomaosanzhang，“woguanshenmeguan？wodouduodasuishule，tuijiaoyebuhao。”
heng，niyezhidaozheishitangshoushanyua，jintianwohaijiubixurangnijiele。
wolianmanghewuhaosajiaobankelian，shuozijishizaishijiaotoulane，meiyoumalihai，yaoshijixuxiaquzhipameitiandoudechisule。
wuhaokankanzhuoshangdeyipanjiaozi，zhinengduiwuyifangshuo，“ma，linglingshuodedui，nijingyanfengfu，haishiduojiaojiaotaba。”
“yiqiannibushizongshuoyaojiaolinglingma？zenmehaituicishangle？”
wuyifangkanchulewuhaodebugaoxing，zhinengyingzhetoupibuzaishuohua，suanshimorenle。
woxinlilengxiao，bushizongaijiaodaowome，zheihuijinijihuila，kebiebuzhidaozhenxi。
wodaoyaokankanninengshuashenmebao。
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ciriyizaoliangrenbianedeyanmaojinxing，wuhaozaozaojiuqugongsile。
wozechanzhewuyifangburangtaqudapai，“ma，zanliangyaochuqumaicaia，haiyouyidaduidejiawuhuoni。”
“wuhaozaiwaimianxinkuzhuanqian，zanmenlianggezaijiayebunengxianzhea。”
zheikedoushitapingshishuowodehua，yanxiatatingleyezhinengdasuiyawangduziliyan。
wozhuangzuoshenmedoubudong，yifuqinfenhaoxuedeyangzi，lazhetaganleyitianjiawu。
“ma，yaobuhaideshininni，zheichuanglianxidezhenganjing。”
“ma，haideshinia，zheiditanyidiandianshua，guoranganjing，songdaowaibianxiyiciyibaikuaidoubuzhi。”
“ma，zanmenzhongwubuchile，ninbushishuolema，zongshengbingjiushichidetaiduo。”
xiawuwolazhetaqumaicai，taedehunshenfadou，jianlelubiandebaozijiuxiangmai。
wolianmanglazhuta，“ma，zandeshengqian，waitoudedongxiyouguiyoubuganjing。”
wuyifangyibashuaikaiwo，“lingling，nixiangesiwoshibushi？younizheimedangerxifudema？”
shuozhe，bianzuozaidishangkutianmolei，“aiya，nizheibuxiaoshunde，shixiangyaoesiwoa，woduodasuishule，nijiuzheimezhemowo......”
xiaoqudelaotoulaotaitaihenkuaibeixiyinguolai，douzhizhidiandiandeshuowobuxiaoshunpopo。
wolikekuqilai，“ma，wozheiyeshiweilezanmenjiahaoa，yigeyuejiuwubaikuaishenghuofei，wozheiyitianyemeichifanle，qianbudouzainineima？”
“woyeshixintengwuhaozaiwaibianxinkua，neikeshinierzi，nandaonijiubuxintengma？”
zhouweirentingle，dunshihuiguoweilai。
“aiya，wubaiyigeyue？wojiamaigouliangdoubizheiguia，sankourenzenmeguodexiaqua？”
“laowu，nimeitianhewomadapaishudedoubizheiduoa，zenmenengzheimeguorizi。”
“jiushia，nierxifuyeyitianmeichifanle，niyebushuoxinteng，hailaierxifukedaini？”
“zenmezheimebujianglia......”
wuyifangpingshiweirenjiuxiaozhangbahu，aixianbai，xiaoqulimeijigerenxihuanta。
wopingshichuruchuandedoushijiuyifu，sheidoukandechulaiwozaijialishouqi。
zheigeshihounaoqilai，wuyifangshibanqishitouzazijidejiao。
wuyifangtingle，tiaoqilaihetamenchaojia，“womenjiadeshibuyongnimenguan，zijijiafenquanzimeikumingbaiguanshenmeluanzanggangdexianshi？”
“gungungun，doujiwogun！”
“hei，nizheibujianglidepofu，xiaoxindaolaolemeirensihouni！”
zhongrendoumamalieliedelikaile，woganjinlaqiwuyifangqumaicai。
tajibianshiyiwangebuyuanyi，kemashangwuhaojiuyaohuilaile，yezhinengyingzhetoupiqu。
buguokexiangerzhi，yemaibuhuishenmedongxi。
yilianshiduotian，jialimeiyouyizhuoxiangyangdefancai，bawuhaoedeshouleyiquan。
woquezaojiuzuohaolezhunbei，zangzaichuangdixiabushaohaochide。
buguowoquefaxianwuhaohewuyifangmeitianwanshangchenwoshuizhechumen，woqiaoqiaogenzheguoqu，guoranbuchusuoliao，liangrenzaikaochuantanchidehuntianandi。
“zheirizizhenbushirenguode，ma，ninengbunengshaozuoyao？”
wuyifanglenghengyisheng，“wozheihaibudoushiweileni？nizheiheixingande，yidianbulijiemadekuxin。”
wuhaobunaifan，“haohaoderizibuguo，zhengtianchuyaoezi，zaizheiyangxiaquwotamadejiuyaoesile。”
“nizheichouxiaozihesheishuohuani？”
liangrendachaoleyijia，wowuzhezuiwangjiapao，xiaosile。
zaiguojitian，wokanneibumaodunjianzhijiuyaobaofale。
diertianyizaowobianjiangguoqideniunainachulaidangzaocan，liangrenhaowuchajuedehele。
wozhidaojintianshangwuwuhaoyougezhongyaohuiyi，woguaiguaidedengzhekanhaoxi。
dengwuhaozoule，wocaihewuyifangshuoyihuieryaoqujiwuhaosongfenziliao，jialidewanjiujiaojitaxile。
wuyifanghaoduotianmeiqudapai，zaojiushouyangle，lianmangjiaowokuaidianqu，biedanwulewuhaogongzuo。
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wodaowuhaogongsibiantingshuowuhaozaihuiyishilifanglebantianpi，zuihoushizairenbuzhupaoquweishengjian。
hezuogongsihenbumanyi，ziliaomeidaibushuo，haipaoqushangcesuo。
wolianmangzhuishangneijiahezuogongsi，kanzheweishouneinianqingren，“chenzongshiba？nihao，kebukeyidanwunijifenzhong？”
“你是什么人？”
cishiqiahaowuhaohuilaile，lianmangguolaituikaiwo，“lingling，niyoudaoshenmeluan？haibuganjinhuijiaqu！”
“duibuqichenzong，zheishiwoairen，jiushiyigejiatingzhufu，shenmedoubudong，nibiejianguai。”
chenzonglenghengyisheng，“kanlaiwujingliduizijideqizihenbuzunzhonga，jiatingzhufuzenmele？”
wuhaomianhongerchi，“chenzong，wobushizheigeyisi。”
woruoshimeijicuo，zheiweichenzongshigeyoumingdefuerdai，youshiliyounengli，nianjiqingqingjiuyijingjieguanjialidegongsile。
qianshi，wuhaozenyangyemeizuochurangchenzongmanyidefangan，houlaihaishiwopingjiegongzuojingyanbangwuhaochumouhuacezuode。
qichuhaixianqiwoshenmedoubudongxiadaoluan，houlaikanwonachudefanganguoranbucuo，zhijienadaochenzongmianqianshuoshizijinongde。
“chenzong，wozheiyouliangfenfangan，yigeshiwolaogongzuode，yigeshiwozuode，woxiangxinzongyouyifenshinixiangyaode。”
“lingling，ninengbunengbutianluan？”
wuhaoqidebuxing，keduziqueyoubuheshiyidetengqilai，lianmangwangxishoujianpao。
chenzongzhouqimei，“fangzong，nimengongsixianzaizuofangandouxuyaojiashuqinzishangzhenma？”
fangzongshiwuhaodelaoban，jintianchadianbeiwuhaoqisi，xianzaitingchenzongzheimeshuo，gengshiqibudayichulai，queyoubudebupeixiaolian。
wolianmangshangqianshuo，“chenzongganggangbutijiatingzhufufashengma？zheihuieryouxianqijiatingzhufule？juwosuozhi，zheikuanchanpinshidianzijiajuchanpinba？wozheiyangdejiatingzhufubushigengyoufayanquanme，ruguowozuochudefangannengrangnimanyi，niyedebuchangshia。”
chenzongminzhezuichunsikaopianke，nazoulewodefangankanleyiyan，queyiwaidedengdayanjing。
“zheifanganzhenshinizuode？”
“如假包换！”
chenzongnazoulefangan，wozhijiehuijiadengzhechenzongdedianhua，wozhidaotayidinghuifeichangmanyi。
wuhaowanshanghuilaibianpokoudama，“lingling，nizhibuzhidaozijiganleshenme？jintianzheimedadechangheshininengdaoluandema？”
“nijijinjiliangzijixinlimeishu？”
“laogong，woyexiangbangnia，nijintianzenmele？wotinggongsiderenshuonibanluququshangcesuo，huiyishiquandoushiweier。”
yitizheigewuhaogengshihuomaosanzhang，“haibushinijiwochilebugaichidedongxi，woshuoduoshaocile，zuofanganjingdian，zenmejiugaibudiaonishenshangdeqiongsouyang。”
woxinliyayizhenuhuo，qianshitayeshigezhongqiaobuqiwojia，juedewojiaqiong。
ketazijiyouhaodaonaqu？
真是可笑！
wozhuangchuyifuweiqudeyangzi，“wonengjinichishenme？zanmenxiangchidedoushiyiyangdea，yaoshiladuzi，qibushidajiadouladuzi。”
“ma，niladuzilema？”woyilianyihuodingzhewuyifang。
wuyifangyanjingzhuanlezhuan，hewuhaoduishiyiyan，cangbaizhelianyaoyaotou，“wo、womeiladuzi。”
wuhaolikemingbaileshenme，yebuzaiduohua。
woxinlilengxiao，lianggerenbanyechuquluchuan，sheizhidaohuibuhuishibuganjing？tamenlianggeyaogannadaomingmianshangshuo，youshiyichuangmeiliandeshi。
“laogong，nibuhuishichangdaoyanba？aiya，ma，wojiushuozuijindehuoshitaisule，liandianyoushuidoumeiyou，wuhaodeshentibuhao，zheimechixiaquhuichihuaide。”
wuhaoyaoyaqiechidehewuyifangshuo，“ma，yihouzheixieshinihaishibieguanle，wozhijiebashenghuofeijilingling，ninianjidalejiuduoxiuxixiuxi，shaocaoxin。”
“wuhao，ni、niningkexintayebuxinwoshiba？hao，nimenjiadeshiwobuguanle！”
wuyifangkuzhemamalieliedeshuo，“wozheigelaobuside，jiushileizhui！wozou！”
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wuyifangguoranlijiachuzoule，buguotachulexiaoguziwushuangjiayemeibiededifangkequ。
wuhaoyoujiekoujiabanquhexiaoqingrensihun，woledeqingxian，zaijiashuzhewuhaojiwodeshenghuofei，xiaoyaozizai。
buguowohenkuaijiedaolechenzongdedianhua，taduiwodefanganhenmanyi，yaoqingwoqutantan。
wolaidaochenshijituan，chenzongkaimenjianshandeshuo，“wufuren，nidejiageshiduoshao？”
“chenzong，niyezhidaowoshigejiatingzhufu，juwosuozhichenshijituanyebunenghegerenqianyue，woyuanyibazheigefanganguakaozaiwolaogongdegongsi。”
chenzongbiaoshibunenglijie，“shuwozhiyan，nixianshengduinidetaiduwobingburenke，weishenmenihaiyaobangtani？”
chenzonghaizhenshimingbairen，ruguowozheigefanganjiaojilewuhaodegongsi，neimejiuhuijiwuhaodailailiyi，yeduitadegongzuoyouhendadebangzhu。
buguo，zheizhengshiwoxiangyaode。
wobuxiedexiaole，“chenzongbubizheji，zheizhishigekaishi，juqingyibandouhuifanzhuande。”
“lingwai，jiranchenzongzhidaowolaogongshishenmedexing，hebihaijiaowowufurenni？”
“叫我凌灵吧。”
chenzongleranyixiao，sihumingbailewoshilingyousuotu，yezaoyoudasuan。
“haode，lingling，wojiaochenjiaqiao，neimejiuzhuwomenhezuoyukuaile。”
wokaikaixinxindechulechenjiaqiaodegongsi，xiangzhewuyifangchumenyedeyouqibatianle，wozenmeyegaiquzhuangmozuoyangyixiacaishi，yaoburanbuyougaishuowobuxiaoshunle。
womaileyiduidongxidaoxiaoguziwushuangjia，zaimenwaijiutingdaowushuanghemeifuliuguangyezaichaojia。
“nimazaizheibaichibaihe，haidapaiqianyi**zhai，woshuoliangjuzenmele？wobugaishuoma？”
“neimedasuishu，meidianzhengjingshi，pingshijiuzhidaowangerzijiapao，zaineihunbuxiaqule，youlaihuohaiwojia！”
ng，liuguangyezheihuashuodeyoudaolia！
suihoujiushiwushuangdejiaomasheng，haiyouwuyifangdekuhan。
“aiya，nimenzheixiebuxiaozia，woyigerenxinxinkukubanimenlacheda，nimenjiuzheimeduiwo，meiliangxin！”
liuguangyelenghengyisheng，“nihaiyoulianshuo？yaobushinichuguihuailewuhaowushuang，tabanenghenilihunma？”
wozhanzaimenwailengxiao，wozheigepopogouxuegushihaizhenduoa，nanguailianggehaizidouhetaxing。
wochenwulisangerendadejifeigoutiaodeshihouqiaomenjinqu，“meimei，meifu，wolaikankanma，nimenzheishizenmele？”
“nihaihaoyisilai？yaobushinibamaganchulai，zhiyuzheiyangma？”wushuangxinghongzheyanxingshiwenzui。
gaishuobushuo，liuguangyexiashoukezhenhen，wushuanghewuyifangmeizhandaobianyi，beidadequanshiqingzi，kanlaizheizhongqingkuangyebushiyitianliangtianle。
liuguangyeyefanlegebaiyan，“qudaonimenjianver，haizhenshidaobabeizimei！”
“nishuoshenmenini？wonadianduibuqinile？”
“nizaihanyigeshishi？”
wolianmangzhuangzuolajia，“nimenbiechaole，bujiushiyinweimazaizheime，jinimentianmafanle。”
“ma，nigenwohuiquba，zaizheishouqiganshenme？wuhaoyebushiyangbuqini！”
wozhuangzuoshifenxiaoshundeyangzi，xintengdewozhuwuyifangdeshou。
wuyifangdunshijuedehenyoumianzi，gaoaodeyangtoukanxiangliuguangye，“heng，liuguangye，nibuyuanyiyangwo，woerzixiaoshun！”
“woerzibiniyouchuxi，jianglainishenmeyebushi，hunbuxiaqulehaibushidekaowoerzitibani？”
liuguangyeyiting，yinyangguaiqideshuo，“nierzineimehao，nizenmebeiganchulaile？”
wolijixiaozhehuiying，“meifu，nihaibuzhidaoba？nijiefudeyigedakehucaiyongletadefangan，tamashangjiuyaoshengzhile，daoshihoujiupanibajiedouganbushang。”
wuyifangyiting，lehehedegenwohuiqule。haimeidengwomenzouyuanjiutingjianliuguangyehewushuangdechaojiasheng，kanlaiwushuangbeiliuguangyedadebuqing。
woxinlianzifaxiao，qianshiwushuangkeshimeishaoshandongwuyifangrangwoshouqi，hainazouwobushaozhiqiandedongxi，zheibeizijiurangtaheliuguangyejiuchandaosiba！