不会真有人当舔狗吧
《不会真有人当舔狗吧》 小说介绍
zhurengongjiaobaipaofeiyangdexiaoshuojiaozuo《linpingliqingxue》，tadezuozheshibuhuizhenyourendangtiangoubaqingxinchuangzuodeyibengudaifenggedexiaoshuo，neirongzhuyaojiangshu：zhanghaozijixinzhongxiukui、fennu、bugandeyaoming，gezhongfuzaxinqingxiangshixianrulesixunhuan。danzaiqitawaimendiziyanzhongkanlai，taqishiyiranshiyaoyandetiancai。...
《不会真有人当舔狗吧》 第6章 癞蛤蟆想吃天鹅肉 免费试读
“qingxue，qingxue，nizaima？”
林平站在门外喊道。
henkuaimentuikai，liqingxuezouchulai，kanjianlinpingshideyanshen，heliangtianqiansongtapeiyuandanshidegaoxingmingxianbutong，yanshenzhongmingxianyouzhebunaifan。
看来。
yilipeiyuandandebaozhiqi，zhiyouliangtian。
“linpinga，nizenmelaile。youshenmeshima？”liqingxuemeiyouzhijiekaikoushuonantingdehua，haishilimaoxingdewenleyiju。
bijingtacaigangfuyonglelinpingdepeiyuandan，tineidouhaicanliuzheyidiandianyaoxiaoni。
吃人嘴短么不是。
“meishenmeshi。jiushixiangjianjianni，yuenichuquguangguang。”
linpingxiangshishenmeyemeiyoukanchulai，xiaorongmanmian。
liqingxuejintianchuanleyijiandanlansedezhangqun，dequeshitingpiaoliangde，zhishaobigangcaiheliangyuedenvdizipiaoliangyigedengji。
nanguaitayanjiegaoyuding，yibanwaimendizitakanbushang，zhishaoyedeshilianqisanzhongyishangdetiancaicaishitademubiao。
“wojintianhenmang，jiubupeinichuqule。”liqingxuejujueshuodao。
你忙尼玛呢。
linpingxinlimazhe，lianshangqueshiyidianyebushengqi，wendao：“neimingtianni？”
“mingtian、houtian，zuijinyiduanshijian，wodoumeikong。”liqingxuedusilelinpingdezhuiwen。
tazuijinyedequetingmangde。
shouxiantayexiangyaohaohaobiguanxiulian。
zaifuyongleyilipeiyuandanhou，tadexiuweisuiranhaimeiyoutupodaolianqierzhonghouqi，danyejingjinbushao。
qici，zuijintajiejiaoleyiweiwaimentiancaidizi，jinrufengleijianzonggangyibandeshijian，xiuweiqueyijingdadaolianqierzhonghouqi。
litupolianqisanzhongyebuyuanle！
zheiyangxiuliantianfu，zaiwubaiyumingwaimendizizhong，zhishaokeyipaijinqianshi。
ruguobuchuyiwai，jueduishijingyingdizidemiaozi，jianglaishiyoubajiunenggoujinshengneimen！
shenzhiyouchuanyan，zongmenneiyijingyouzhanglaoduiqitebieguanzhu，kaolvjiangqipogeshouweidizi，zhijiejiyuneimendizidedaiyu！
liqingxuexianzaiyimenxinsi，xiangyaochenzhezheiweishaoniantiancaihaimeiyouchediqifeizhiqian，jiangqinaxia！
xianglinpingzheiyangdejiaose，taziranshigengjiakanbushangle。
ruguomeiyouhaochu，helinpingduodaiyifenzhong，tadouhuijuedeexin。
“mashangjiushiyinianyidudewaimendabile，woyaozhuajinshijianxiulian，zhengquxiuweiyousuotupo。”liqingxuetailetaixiaba，xianqidikanleyanlinping。
renherendechabiezenmejiuzheimedani？
renjiazhanghaocaigangjinmenyiniandeshijian，xiuweijiuyijinglianqierzhonghouqi，suishidouyoukenengtupodaolianqisanzhong。
眼前的林平呢？
rumenzuzusinianduodeshijianle，haitingliuzailianqiyizhonghouqi！
zizhirucideyuben，yexianglaihamachitianerou？
“niyezhuajinshijianxiulianba。wotingshuozheiciwaimendabiheyiqianbutong，ruguoxiuweimeiyoudadaolianqierzhong，huoxuhuibeiqiangzhianpaiquzuoyixianghenweixianderenwu。”
liqingxuekanzailiangtianqiandepeiyuandanmianzishang，zuihoutixingleyiju。
shuowan，bianzhuanguoshenzhunbeihuiwu。
“ai。benlaijizanlewukuaixiapinlingshi，zhunbeiqujiaoyiguangchangkankan，youmeiyounixihuandedongximailaisongjini。jiranqingxuenizuijinmeikong，neiwojiuxiacizaiyueniba。”
linpingtanlekouqi，yihandeshuodao。
“嗯？”
gangzhuanguoshendeliqingxuetingzhulebufa，xunsuzhuanhuilai，jingyadidingzhelinpingwendao：“nishuoshenme？niyouwukuaixiapinlingshi，zhunbeiyonglaijiwomaidongxi？”
linpingdiandiantou，shuodao：“duia。nishuodedui，woyeyinggaihuiquhaohaoxiulianle。”
shuowan，linpingyezuoshiyuzou。
“等下！”
liqingxuemashangjiaozhulelinping，piaoliangliandanershangdebunaifanhexianqiquanbuxiaoshi，daizhexiexusajiaodidao：“aiya，woxianglexiang，linpingnihaoxinhaoyiguolaiyuewo，wojujuenishizaitaibulimaole。zhiyuxiulianzheizhongshiqing，kaodeshirijiyuelei，yishipiankeshimeishenmeyongde。erqiexiulianjiangjiuyizhangyichi，yebunengbengdetaijin，fouzedebuchangshi……”
shuozhe，shenzhishangqianliangbu，zhijieyizhishouwanzhulelinpingdeshoubei，lazhelinpingwangjiaoyiguangchangzouqu。
wukuaixiapinlingshi，yebushixiaoshumule。
bantiandeshijianzhuanwukuaixiapinlingshi，heleerbuwei？
liqingxuedangranbuyuanyifangzousongshangmendefeiyang。
【shouhuoliqingxuehaogan，nihuode3kuaixiapinlingshijiangli。shifouxuanzeshouqu？】
收取！
linpingganshouzhechuwunangliduochulaide3kuaixiapinlingshi，xinlimeizizi。
爽啊。
haiyifenqianmeihuani，xianzhuandao3kuaixiapinlingshi。
“qingxue，nitaihaole！”
linpingkanzhewanzhezijishoubeidenvren，youzhongdeshuodao。
“nayou，yibanbanla……”
liqingxueyouxiebuhaoyisidedixiatou。
yebuzhidaoshiyinweihaixiu，haishiyinweibuhaoyisi。
……
……
交易广场。
gumingsiyi，jiushifengleijianzongwaimendizibaitan，xianghujiaoyidedifang，leisiyufansudejishi。
dangran，zheilibaitanfanmaidedongxi，kendingyongjinyinshimeibanfagoumaide。
yaomeshiyiwuyiwu，yaomejiushiyonglingshigoumai。
yinweiyouzheiyangyigedifangdecunzai，rangfengleizongdezhongduowaimendizi，keyigoumai、zhihuandaozijizuixuyaodedongxi，duiyutishengxiuweihenyouhaochu。
suoyizongmenyejiumoxulezheizhongzuofa，bingmeiyouqudi。
jiaoyiguangchangyijingcunzailehenduonian，fanmaishenmededouyou。
birugezhongfulu、teshuwupin、gongfamiji、dijiefaqi、dijiedanyao，dengdeng。
ruguoyunqihao，lianpeiyuandanyehuichuxianzaijiaoyiguangchang。
buguozheizhonghaodongximeicichuxian，henkuaijiubeirenjiaoyizoujiushile，nandeyijian。
jiaoyiguangchangzuichangjiande，haishigezhongfulu。
yinweilaijiaoyiguangchangde，zuiduodeshiwaimendizi。
tebieshixiuweilianqisanzhongyixiadewaimendizi。
erlianqisanzhongyiqian，xiulianzhetineidezhenyuanyouxian，suiranyehuixiulianyixiefashu，danshizaiwaizhenzhengyudaoweixiandeshihou，jibendoushikaofulu，cainengyouhuomingdejihui。
suoyifuluzaiwaimendizizhong，henchixiang。
zaijiashangzhizuofulu，suiranyexuyaoyidingdebenqian，danxiangduiyulaishuobenqianbijiaoshao，zhizuochengfuluquenengmaichubufeidejiaqian。
yushijiaoyiguangchang，maimaigezhongfulushizuiduode。
“到了！”
liqingxuehengaoxing，zhijiezouzaileqianmian。
tazaimeirendeshihou，wanleyihuierlinpingdeshou，zaididajiaoyiguangchangzhiqian，jiuguoduandehelinpingfenkaile。bingqieliangrenhaibaochileyidingdejuli，meiyoubiaoxiandetaiqinre。
bijing，taxianzaikeshi‘minghuayouzhu’denvren。
tahaixianggoudashaoniantiancaizhanghaoni，zenmenengzaizheizhongshihouheqitananrenbiaoxiandetaiqinmi？
得注意影响！
linpingduicizhishipielepiezui，yebujieyi，wendao：“qingxue，nixiangyaoshenmedongxi？”
“woxiangyaomaiyixiefulu，shenxingfu、huoqiufu、jinjiafu，shangciwowaichuzhixingrenwu，yudaoweixian，shenshangdefulujibenshangdoubeixiaohaoguangle。ruguoyoukenengdehua，zuihaohainengmaidaojianqifu……”
“e，linpingnizhiyouwukuaixiapinlingshi，goumaijianqifubugou。buguomeiguanxi，nengmaidaoqitafulu，woyehenmanzula！nibuyongbuhaoyisi。”
liqingxuerushujiazhendebaochulezijixiangyaodeliwu。
xiexiee！xiexienizuzongshibabeie！
林平无力吐槽。
wobangnimaidongxi，wohaiyaobuhaoyisi。
buguotucaoguitucao，gaimaihaidemai。
huoqiufu、jinjiafu、shenxingfudoushiputongdefulu，yikuaixiapinlingshinengmailiangzhang。
henkuai，linpingdewukuaixiapinlingshiquanbuhuaguangle。
liqingxuemanlianxiaorong，xinmanyizudiduilinpingshuodao：“linping，xiexienie~”
“不客气。”
林平笑眯眯地回道。
我才是应该谢谢你！
这次是诚心的！
huachuqulewukuaixiapinlingshi，danxianzailinpingdechuwunanglimian，fanerhaiyou14kuaixiapinlingshi，fanlejiangjinsanbeibushuo。
erqie，zuizhongyaodeshi，xianzaixitongjiemianyouyixingtishi，linpingzanshihaimeiyoushouqu。
【shouhuoliqingxuejidahaogan，nihuodele‘jianhuabanwanfajianti’jiangli。shifoushouqu？】
suiranlinpingbuzhidao‘jianhuabanwanfajianti’shishenmedongxi。
danshiqianmianyou‘jidahaogan’sigezi，linpingjiuzhidaozheiwanyierkendingbujiandan。
zhishao，buhuibiyizhuxiangdedunwushijiancha！
听名字就很高大上！
xianzailinpingxinyangdehen，henbudemashangkankanzheiwanyierjiujingyoushenmegongxiao。
suoyitadoumeixinqingzaijixutianliqingxue，zhunbeizhudonggaocile。
可就在此时。
buyuanchuyouweishadage，kanjianleliangrenshuoshuoxiaoxiaodeyangzi，qidegelaoyuanjiu‘wayaya’dedaheleyisheng，jimangchongleguolai，nushengdao：“linping，nixiaoziyoupaolaijiuchanqingxue！wokannishiqianshoushi！”