《清明节,我被同事疯狂凌虐》 小说介绍
《qingmingjie,wobeitongshifengkuanglingnve》zhuyaomiaoshuleliqiumanwangxiaoruzhijiandegushi,gaishuyouyimingsuozuo。xiaoshuojingcaijiexuan:shuodaodi,buguoshiweilejiezhewangxiaoruqupanfulizong。“nimen......”wohuahaimeishuowan,wangxiaorujianyingdexiedihenhencaizhuwo……...
《清明节,我被同事疯狂凌虐》 第一章 免费试读
第一章
qingmingjieqiandegongsijuhuishang,wangxiaorugongbuzijiheshilongtouqiyeqiandinglebaiyihetong,shunjianzhafanquanchang。
“tingshuoxiaoruqingmingyaopeilizonghuixiangsaomu,zheisuanshitiqiandachenghetongma!”
mianduizhongrendezhuipeng,xiaoruraokaitamen,laidaowomianqian。
“qiuman,hetongqiandinghuinihuilaideba?”
“wozhidaonizhuzainongcun,dannihelizongbushitongxiangma?qingmingjieniyeguolaibaba。”
“buqu,woyeyaosaomu。”
jianwojujue,wangxiaorudeguimizhijiechuyanchaofeng。
“zhuangshenme!meilianlaijiumeilianlai,wokannishidanchunbuganmianduixiaoruba!”
“zhisandangsande**,dangchugouyinxiaoruqianren,renjiaxianzaibujiqianxianchengxinyaoqingni,nidaoshijiaoqingqilaile,ebuexina!”
王小茹拉开她们。
“bieshuole,douzheimejiule,qiumankendingdoubianle。”
dangnianfenmingshitabeizijiduixiangshuaile,quezaoyaoshiwogouyinde。
gengshiduiwojinxingzhangqidezhichangbaling!
wanshanghuijia,wodiankaihetonglianjie,zhaopianshangdenanrenrangwolengleyimiao,zheibushilijiaranma?
tanaijianlewo,doudeguixialaolaoshishiketouhanshengzunainai!
wozuijiaoshangyang,sixinta。
“qingmingjieshiba?woyidinghuibazhufusongdao。”
1.
gangfawanxinxi,laojianeibiandalaishipindianhua。
yigemanlianzhezidelaotaigongweidexiaodao:“zunainai,ninkanzheixiejipinzhunbeideheshima?”
jiandandeguomulehou,wofuyandedafalezheiweilaoren。
lindaoguaduandianhuashi,tabuleyiju。
“zunai,mingtiansuner**jiazuheqitaqiyeqiandinghetongmeininzaikendingbuxing。daoshihouyidingyaolaia!”
zheilaorenjiushilijiarandenainailienhui,renhaixingjiushiyanguangcha。
huidaolaojiawozhibencitang,yinweiwobeifenzuida,suoyishouyezhinengwolai。
buyihui,yuanzaiguowaidegegefalaixinxi。
“xiaoru,wohaiyoubanxiaoshijiuyaodengjile,gujimingtianzhongwucainengdaojia,jizujiumafannile。”
“lijiaranzheigechouxiaozi,yebugenwoshangliang,jiuqianleneimedadedanzi。kanwohuiqubushoushita。”
lijiadiweihengao,suoyidaoleqingmingzheizhongjieri,zhenzhangdougaodefeichangda。
jibianshijituandongshizhangdegege,yedecongguowaihuilaicanyu。
yixiangdaowangxiaoruchibiedeyangzi,wozuijiaobujinshangyang,zaishoujihuidao,“neinigujiyaocuoguoyichanghaoxile。”
guoran,diertianyizao,wuwaijiuchuanlaiyizhenzhenchaonaosheng。
wobunaifandedakaimen,yiweishinagebudongguijudezuren,jieguoyikanjingshiwangxiaorudaizhetadeguimihaoyou,zaicitangwaimianjijizhazhashuogebuting。
“xiaorunizhenshirangwomenkaiyanle,lijiadandanyigecitangguimojiuzheimehaohua!”
“shia,yaobushixiaoru,wozheibeizidoujiejinbulezheiyangdejieceng。”
zhongrenciqibifudegongweihua,kuadetadoulianhongqilai。
“zheibushiliqiumanma?zairenjiacitangbian,chuandezheimesuibian,nongcunrenjiushimeiguiju!”
renqunliyourenzhuyidaowo,zhijiechukoumaqilai。
“shuobudingyougouyinsheile,wanshangchanmianwanmeishijianquhuanyifude。”
“zhenshigougaibulechishi。”
gezhongwakuhechaoxiaowanrujiandaoyibanhenhencixiangwo。
wozuanjinlequantou,yanshenbinglengdekanzhetamen。
dangchuwozhishihetaqianrenduijieguoxiangmu,jiubeitaladaoxiaoheixianglibaofu,yaobushiluguodejingcha,mianduineiqibagexiaolvmao,houguobukanshexiang!
kejiusuanzheiyang,tayiranbukenbaxiu。
gengshizaoyaowozheimexihuandangxiaosan,yinweiwomadangchujiushiwobadexiaosan,shenzhihaichuqudangguoji。
wozaiyewufarenshou,zhijiegaodaolegongsigaoceng。
甚至还起诉了他们。
yinweizheijianshinaodetaida,wangxiaorudelechangaidemuqin,zaigongsimianqianjiwoguixiaqiuwofangguotanver。
gongsilingdaozuihoupoyuyuqing,rangwomenwuxinxiujiasanyuefansheng,zheijianshicaibulelezhi。
kemeixiangdaozheicaiguoquliangnian,tayouyaokaishiduiwojinxingbaofule。
wolandelitamen,huidaowulihuanleyishenyifu。
jiuzaiwoshoushiwanzhunbeichumenshi,wangxiaoruzhijiechuaikaimen,chongzhewolianlianshanlesangeerguang。
“liqiuman!nizheige**,zheimeduonianhaishiyifusaoyang!jiuzheimexihuangouyinbierenshima!”
2.
turuqilaidebazhang,rangwochedimengle。
“wangxiaoru,nishibushinaozibeilvtile!”
“pingshenmezheimeshuowo?!”
mianduiwodezhiwen,wangxiaoruzuichunjinbi。
hongzheyanshentiweiweizhandou,jiuhaoxiangwozhendezuolezheizhongshiyiyang。
qifenjiangchibuxiashi,tashenhoudeguimilakaita。
“liqiuman!nihaiyaoyanduojiu!?”
“gouyinlizong,nihaibuchengren!”
“lizongjiuzhuzaicitangfujin,niyidazaochuxianzaizhei,bushigouyinshishenme!?”
shenhouqitadetongshimenshensejingyi,fenfenchuyanduiworumaqilai。
“zheimejike,zenmebuqudangji?guorangentamayiyangshigelanhuo。”
“zhenshigufulexiaorudeyipianhaoxin!”
haibudengwofanying,renqunzhongchuailaiyijiao。
yigelieju,woshuaidaozaidishang。
ertamensihaobujiwochuanxidejihui,chezhuwodetoufa,bawowangwuwaituoqu。
woxiangyaofankang,zhengzha,danyingjiewodezeshigengduodequandajiaoti。
toupiheshentichuanlaijutong,bixuemohulewodezuichun。
“我没有!”
wojilijieshi,kezheiqunrenyijinghongleyan,haowulizhikeyan。
wangxiaoruzhijieyonggaogenxiehenhenchuaizaiwodefubu,xiafujuliedetengtongjihuyaorangwoyunjueguoqu。
wopazaidishangyishimohu,erzheiqunrenyijiubukenbaxiu。
wangxiaorudeguimiyongjiaobawoliancaijintuli,yancibingleng。
“还不承认?!”
“neiwojiurangnineilichedilandiao,zheibeizidoubiexiangzaigouyinbieren!”
shuozhe,tanazhedianrandexiang,henhen**qu。
juliedezhuoshaoganrangworenbuzhufachuleaihao。
“sheitamarangnijiao!”shuozhezhijiebasisuidezhiqian,henhensaijinwozuili。
“liqiuman,zaijiniyicijihui。daodichengbuchengren!”
tengtongrangwoyijingwufazhengchangshuohua,wozhinengyaotoufouren。
“meiyougouyin!?neiniweishenmeyidazaochuxianzaicitang?”
“wozhuzaizhei,zheishiwojia......”biezheyikouqi,wozhongyucongzuilituchujijuhualai。
tingwanwodehuida,wangxiaoruzhijiexiaochushenglai。
“nizheigerenzenmezheimemeipimeilian,lishijiazuniyeganpengci?”
wangxiaoruqiazhewodeboziyoushanlejishixiaerguang。
hunzhuodeyishirangwojihushiquleyiqieliqi,tandaozaidishangyidongbudong。
zheishi,qizhongyirenbuzhidaocongnazhaolaidexiaodao,tiqiwodetou,yanshenxionghen。
“nibushitingzihaozijiyanzhidema?jintianwojiurangnihuirong!kannihaiyoushenmezibenchuqusao!”
binglengdedaojianzaiwolianshanghuaguodeshunjian,wopinjinzuihouyisiliqishuaikaitadeshou。
zheifanerjiqiletamen,wangxiaoruzhijiechelanwodeshangyi。
“lanhuo,nihaiyoulianfankang!”
“jintianwojiurangdajiakankan,nizhenzhengdemianmu!”
“jiwobatakuziyetuole!”
huayingangluo,yiqunrenfengyongershangbawotuogejingguang。
woquansuozaidishang,jinkenengdezhezhuzijidesimibuwei,toubudexueyeqinranleyanjing,rangwogenbenkanbuqingzhouweideyiqie。
zhijuedezaixuesexiadezhongren,xiandegengjiakongbu。
wangxiaoruhenhenzaiwoshenshangtuleyikoutan,naqishouji。
“liqiuman,xianzaiwojinigejihui。”
“xiaguixiangwodaoqian!chengrenzijigouyinlelizong。zheijian
事就算了过去了。”
shuowan,tamomodiankaishoujiluxiangmoshi。
“zhushou!nimenzaiganshenme?”
3.
changwaitulaideshengyin,yinqizhongrendezhuyi。
“gaojingli,nizenmelaile?”
gaojinglijizhetaneiyouniyoufeishuodelian:
“gongsizheimedadehuodong,wozenmekenengbulai?nandeshizijiyouxiudehoubei,zheimianzibixujishang!”
“buguo,nimenzheishizaizuoshenme?”
wangxiaorushouqishouji,“gaojinglinilaidezhengshishihou,liqiumanzheige**,gouyinlizong,zheiyaoshichuanchuqu,womengongsimingyukendinghuishousun!”
wotaitoukanxiangjingli,taneixixiaodeyanjinglishechuyisijingya。
zheiyikewoxinlituranshengchuyisishewang,yanshenyimankeqiudemuguang,xiwangtanengdaiwolikaizheili。
ketazhishimomokanzhewo。
“qiuman,nizenmenengzheiyang?yidiandoubujiandian?!”
gaojinglidehuarangwochedixinhuiyileng,dangchubangwoyiqifankangwangxiaorubalingdeta,xianzaiquetitashuohua!
shuodaodi,buguoshiweilejiezhewangxiaoruqupanfulizong。
“nimen......”
wohuahaimeishuowan,wangxiaorujianyingdexiedihenhencaizhuwodezuoshou。
“这是什么!”
tabawoshoushangdeyimeihongsejiezhibalexialai。
“niweishenmehuiyouzheigejiezhi!”
wangxiaorudezhiwenyinqileqitarendehaoqi。
“zheikeshidaibiaolijiazurendejiezhi,nizheige**bujingouyinbieren,haigantoudongxi!”
zhongrenwenyan,jiliedeshengtaoqilai。
“zheizhongrenzenmezheimelan!”
“haiburuzaozaogentabamayiqisilesuanle!”
bansuizheyiguxuexingwei,woshengsilijiedehouchushengjieshiqilai。
“nimengouleba!wodoushuolewomeiyou!wozhishilaicaobanqingmingjiside!”
wangxiaorushouqijiezhi,fushiwo。
“liqiuman,nizhengoubuyaoliande!lijiajisishinizheizhongshenfennengcaobande?”
gangshuowan,tayouyaoduiwojinxingqiling。
“太祖奶!”
zhinendehaitongshengyindaduanletamendexingwei。
citangwaichongchuyigexiaonvhai,paodaowomianqianjiangwofuqilai。
“nimenshishei!weishenmedawotaizunai!”
kanzhexiaonvhaishouzhishangdejiezhi,zhongrenfanranxingwu,momofangxiashouzhongnaqideliqi,xiaoshengdigu。
“nandaoliqiumanzhenshilijiazuren?”
wangxiaoruyankanzhongrenkaishidatuitanggu,nazhecitangbiandemubanghenhendazaiwodegeboshang,gutouchuanlaicuixiangwoyingshengdaodi,tongdequansuochengyituan。
“shizhendeyouzenmeyang!zheizhonglanrenyoushenmezigezuolijiaren?”
wangxiaorukanxiangcitangneibaifangdeyigegepaiwei,maizhebuzizouqu。
“zaiguobujiuwojiushilijiashengyishangdeshenduhehuoren。tazheizhongrenzhihuiwuruwomenzhijiandehezuoguanxi!”
“jintianwojiutilijiachuletademing!”
“tabamadepaiweikendingyefangzaicitangli!”
“zhushou......”
wozhengzhazhexiangyaoqishenzuzhi,danshentigenbenjiushibushangqili。
citangnei,wangxiaorukanzhepaiweishangwobamademingzi,yanshenxili。
“zheizhongrenfumudepaiweiweishenmefangzailizongtaiyedeshangmian!”
“jianzhijiushizaiwurulijiaxianbei!”
“tamazheizhongchuqumaide,youpingshenmefangjincitang!”
wangxiaorujiazhedengzi,naxiawomadepaiwei,zouchumen。
“wangxiaoru,nigan!”woxinghongzheyanjingsisidingzheta。
“woweishenmebugan?nizheigedangjidemasiqianbujiandian,sihouhaixiangxianglijiahourendexianghuo!?”
tadangzhewodemian,bawomadepaiweihenhenshuaizaidishang,pengdeyishengcuixiang,paiweisifenwulie。
“妈!!!”
wosihouzhesangzi,zhengzhazheshenzipadaomuqinsuiliedepaiweimianqian,yidiandianbatamenjianqilaibaozaihuaizhong。
wangxiaoruyoucongcitangneinachumuqindeguhuihe。
“zheimexiangnimuqin,neinihaohaopeipeitaba。”
tabahezidakai,jiangguhuiqingdaozaiwo**deshentishang。
zuowanzheiyiqie,taxianqidebahezidiuzaiyibian“zhenexin!”
jiezhe,zhaohuleyixiaqitaren。
“bierangzheizhongrenhuilejintiandejisihuodong,batarengdaocunwaiqu。”
wosisidengzheta,yanlizhiyoutaotiandehenyi。
“wangxiaoru!niyidinghuiweinijintiandexingweifuchudaijia!”
huayingangluo,citangwaixiangqibianpaosheng,nannvlaoyouhaohaodangdangderenqundaizhejipinwangcitangzoulai。
“zheijiushidajiazudezhenzhangma?taizhenhanle!”
yishunjianzhongrendouhulvelewodecunzai,fenfenkanxiangjisiduiwu。
“kuaikan!shilizong!zhenrenbizhaopianhaiyaoshuaia!”
wangxiaoruzuijiaoshangyang,chaozherenqunzhongzouzaizuiqianmiandelaorenzouqu。
“李奶奶”
lienhuikanzhewangxiaoru,yiliancixiang。
“xiaorua,nizenmelaizheimezao,wosunzihaidaochuzhaonini。”
lienhuigangshuowan,bianzhuyidaoyipianlangjiedecitang,lianseshunjianheileqilai。
wangxiaoruzhizhewoganjinjieshi。
“nainai,doushizheigerengaode,tajuranbazijizuojidemuqinpaiweifangjincitang!”
“jianzhijiushiduilijiadexiuru!woqulanta,tafandaonaoqishilai!”
lienhuitinghou,hunzhuodeyanshenbengfachuyigunuqi。
“nagehunzhangdongxiganwurulijiacitang!wokantashibuxianghuole!”
wangxiaoruchenjixiaopaodaowodemianqian,jiuzhuwodetoufa,jiangwobeizhedangdelianzhanshichulai。
“nainai,jiushita,yigedaochugouyinbierende**!”
yinweitoubuchitong,wozaicifachutongkude**。
kanqingwodelianhou,lienhuizhenggerenjingdaochezhesangzidashenghan:“zugunai!!”
清明节,我被同事疯狂凌虐