我靠算命火出圈了
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第1章
xuanxiujiemu，woyigechangtiaojufeidexiaohuka，quewudawuzhuang，pingjiesuanmingchongshanglechudaowei。
daoshixuanshouweizhewo“jiwosuansuancaiyun！”
weibofensizhuizhewo“jiwosuansuantaohua！”
renqishaonvzhuziyizuobuzhule“tajiushigepianzi！tahaishuowojiayaopochan！”
buchusantian，tajiakuangmeile......
1.
《shanguangdemengxiang》shiyidangnvtuanxuanxiujiemu，erwo，luqianqian，jiushiqizhongdeyiyuan。
beishangdiwenguodesangzi，renmeigetian，qianjindaxiaojie，baoqian，zheixiedoubushixingrongwode，ershiwodeshiyou，zhuziyi。
cike，tazhengkaizhezhibo：“wa，wocaikaileyihui，jiuyoushiwanrenle，xiexiedajia。”
woxianmujiduhen，kanleyanwodezhibojian，23ren。
“zhubobushiziyideshiyouma？kankanziyi。”
de，zhei23ren，haibuquanshiwodefensi。
这差距。
wofenfenbupingdiguanlezhibojian，quedangbuzhuzhuziyideshengyinpiaodaowoerduoli：“haha，chudaokendingmeiwentila，danshiwoxiangyaogenggaodemingci。”
qiaoqiao，youxierendefannaoshiruhededaogenggaodemingci，erwodeshi，zenmecainengbubeitaotai。
wotanlekouqi，zhitingzhuziyidao：“qianqian，nikandaowodeneigexianglianlema？”
wotanchutou：“shenmexianglian？”
“jiushineigefenzuandea，zheihuierzhaobudaole。”
zhuziyidaiwobucuo，tashifujiaqianjin，xianqijiemuzudehuoshibuhao，jingchangkaixiaozao，neixiedongxiwoyezhanleguang，yinciwoyeleyubangtayiba。
woqilegegua，henkuaisuanchulai：“dongximeidiu，jiuzaixibian，nizaizixizhaozhao。”
zhuziyijiangxinjiangyi：“xibian？neibujiushiwodechuangweineili。nizenmezhidaomeidiu？”
“wosuande，nizaizhaozhaoma，yinggaijiushizaineili，zaixiamianyidiandeweizhi。”
zhuziyibuqingbuyuandiwanxiayao：“nisuandezhunma？zheiliwodouzhaoguole。”
“zhun，zhaobudaowopeini。”
kaiwanxiao，wohaiyoubuzhundeshihou？
“wozhibojiankedoutingjianlea，shiwanrenjiwozuozheng，yaoshiwozhaobudaoxianglian，luqianqianjiuyaopeiwo。zhendemeiyoua。”
wowanxiayao，chuangdixiachulezhuziyidexiezi，queshishenmedoumeiyou。yushiwowangtadexieziliyimo。
果不其然。
“wokannihaishibanizijimaile，mianqiangnengjiwomaiyitiao，woneitiaoxiangliankeyao......”zhuziyimudengkoudai，kanzhewoshoushangdexianglian，bashengxiadehuayanlehuiqu。
“真是你算的？”
wodiandiantou，zhuziyiyoudao：“neinisuansuanwojiayoujitiaogou。”
wolimaqilegua：“nijiaxianzaimeiyanggou，zhiqianyangdegousongrenle。xianzaijialihaiyousizhimao。”
zhuziyidengdaleyanjing：“zheiyesuandedao？”
woxiaoxiao：“a，wojiazhushanshangdema，congxiaoerrumuranleyidianer。duile，neizhihuiheisedemianyin，yaozhuyidian，tayanjingyouwenti。”
zhuziyidezhibojianchedizhale，pinglunpiaodefeikuai，shenzhihaiyoushualiwuyaowobangtasuanmingde，woyueyueyushi，danzheishizhuziyidezhibojian，wosuiranxianghong，xiangzhuanqian，danhaishizhidaoliyilianchi，bunengjiuzhanquechao。
woqidaidikanzhezhuziyi，kexiduifangbingmeiyoujieshoudaowodexinhao：“haolahaola，xianglianyezhaodaole，wohaiyoushini，dajiaxiacijianla。”
haoba，qimazheiwan，woyoulezhuanqianxinsilu。
chudaobule，dabulewojiuzhibosuanming。
2.
nandenadaoleshouji，wodakaiweibo，zhaolisousuozijidemingzi。
zaizhuziyidezhibojiankechuanleyihui，zonggaijidianrenqiba。
#luqianqianzhaoxianglian#、#luqianqiansuanming#，zheijigeguanjianciyidianjinqu，jiushizhibodeneiduanshipin。
woxijierqi，zhongyubushichawucirenle。
kexiwodianjinquyikan，pinglun：
“luqianqiancanjiale《shanguangdemengxiang》？wozenmemeizaijiemulikandaoguozheihaoren。”
“xiaosi，woyemeizhuyidao。”
“suirantasuandehenzhun，zhiqianziyifadeweibolimianhaishuoledaimianyinqukanbing，yishengshuoshiyanjingwenti，keshirenzhendehenhu。”
“ganggangquguanzhuleluqianqian，woshidiyiqiangefensi......”
haoba，haishichawuciren。
bierendouyoushengtu，youzhipai，meidebukeyishi，wodetuzhinengzaizhuziyidezhibojianlijie，pengtougoumian，haichuanzheliantidepikaqiushuiyi。
真是可恶。
xiawuwoyoudakaiweibo，haojiahuo，wangyouyijingbawodeziliaofanlegedichaotian。
#zhenxuanxueshaonvluqianqian#
“21shiji，woyouxinxuanxuele。”
“luqianqianyiqianshiwotongxue，womenbandouzhaotasuanguo，budebushuo，zhendezhun。”
“wozuozheng，shizhende，woyeshitatongxue，luqianqianyiqianburenzhenxuexi，danshixuanzetizongnengquandui，yiqianyiweitashichaode，houlaicaizhidao，tashisuande，womenbanchaoxuanzeti，doushikanluqianqian。”
wodefensirenshu，yecongzuikaishidejibai，zhangdaoxianzaidexiaoyiwan。
suiranshiheilishi，danhaodaijialedianrenqi。
可喜可贺。
这时朱子怡回来了。
“ziyi，nikan，woyeyouchaohuale。”
wohaimeishuowanhua，zhuziyimianlubuyue：“qianqian，woxianzaiyoudianlei，nenganjingyihuierma？”
lei？zheigeqianjindaxiaojiehenbudetiantian24xiaoshixunlian，shexiangtouzhangzaishenshang，juranhanlei？
shichufanchangbiyouyao，wobishangzuidiandiantou，qiaoqiaoqilegua。
大凶。
renqishangzhangdexiyuehaimeidaoyitian，yeliwoshuashouji，jiufaxianzijibeimashangleresou，bizhiqiandeshitougengmeng。
#luqianqianxixue#、#luqianqianjuben#
“nalaidexiaohuka，haicengwomenziyiderenqi，wodoutule，taneigehansuanyang，chuandegenmabuside，juranhainengcanjiaxuanxiu，lubiandehuanweigongrendoubitahaokan。”
“neigesuanmaomishengbing，bujiushitiqiankanleziyideweiboma？haihaoyisishuozijisuande，wuyule。wokanneigexianglianyeshitazijitoude，fangdaoziyidexiezili。”
“kantaneichangtiao，wojiusuansileliangbainian，zaipaqilai，yebitatiaodehao。”
“shilimeiyou，daoshiyouqianmaishuijun，zheishihoutadetongxuejiupaochulaile，neiwoyeshitatongxue，tacongxiaojiushigezhaoyaozhuangpiande。”
我怒不可遏。
nishuowochangtiaobuxing，zhangdeyiban，wodourenle。
keniyaoshuowosuandebuzhun，zhaoyaozhuangpian，wosiyeburen。
3.
haimeidengwoqiechengxiaohaoduihuiqu，jiemuzujiulaishoushoujile。
wozhihaolianlianbushedijiaoleshangqu。
junzibaochou，shinianbuwan。
diertiandedakezhihou，yiqunrenbawotuantuanweizhu：“luqianqian，wokanwangshangshuo，nihuisuanming？”
wopaizhexiongfu：“fangxinba，changtiaowobuxing，suanmingwoxingdehen。”
nvshengmenxiaokailehua，qizhongyigetiaochulai：“neinibangwosuansuantaohua。”
woqiazhiyisuan：“duifangshigejiajiaoyange，henyoulimaoderen，nimenyinggaishizaizuoyinledeshihourenshideba。”kanzheduifangjingyayouyouxiexiusedeyangzi，gujishixiangqileshenmeren，woyoudao：“fangxinba，nimenzuizhonghuizaiyiqide。”
zhongrenhuanhuqilai，youyourenqihong：“doulaicanjiajiemule，haisuanshenmetaohua，shiyezuizhongyao！qianqian，nibangwosuansuannengbunengchudao。”
“shenmenengbunengchudao，wochudaojiushiweilezhuanqian，qianqian，ni
bangwosuansuanwodecaiyun。”
dajianiyiyanwoyiyu，bawocuyongzaizhongjian，jiuliandaoshiyecouguolai：“shuoshenmeni，zenmedouweizheta？”
“qianqianhuisuanming！suandekezhunle！”
daoshiyegenzhecourenao：“zhende，shoubushouqiana？”
wobuhaoyisidinaonaotou，zhengyaohuida，zhuziyijijinlai：“aiya，qianqianneidoubushizhengjingde，tashuotashixiangxiaxuelaide，xianzaihaixueyibujingni。
yaosuanhaishidezhaozhengjingdedaozhang，neizhongzhengerbajingdaizaidaoguanlimiande，wojiameiniandouhuiqubai。”
ganggangsuanletaohuadenvshenglimaduidao：“womenxianzaidouzaifengbishixunlian，nayoujihuiqujiannishuodeneigeshenmedaozhang，haiburujiuzhaoqianqianni。xiangxiadeyouzenmele，zhiyaozhunjiuxingle。”
zhuziyimiansebushan，xinghaozheishixiayijiekekaishi，caibimianleyichangfenzheng。
daoshiqiaoqiaolazhuwo：“xiakehounijiwosuansuan，wobuhuibaiyaonibangwosuande，wojinikaixiaozao。”
三个小时后。
daoshiyiliantongku：“qianqiana，nishizenmexiangbukai，xiangzheyaolaichanggeni？wohaishizhijiedaqianjiniba。”
yexing，fanzhengwochudaodemudeyeshiweilezhuanqian。
jiyinledaoshisuanguozhihou，qitadaoshiyesixialaizhaowosuan，wuyidoubeiwoshuodui。
wudaodaoshi：“yinledaoshibujinikaixiaozao，wojinikai，wobitahuijiaoren。”
半个小时后。
“qianqian，zheibushijiaobujiaodewentile，niyaobuxianquyiyuankankan，zhititaibuxiediaoshizhongbing。”
lundaorapdaoshi，suanwanzhihou，wozhijiekaikou：“daoshi，buyongjiwokaixiaozao，zhijiedaqianjiuxingle！”
daoshikanlewoyiyan，xiaochusheng：“wobenlaijiudasuanjiqiande，wocongmeikanjianguorapzheimelande。jiusuanjiwobashiwanyigexiaoshi，woyebujiao。”
这过分了吧！
zaizheizhihou，daoshimenkeshangcuewodecishubianduole，shexiangjiyepailewohaojici，wozhiqianjihumeiyoujingtou，yinciyebuzenmehuazhuang，toufayoulehaojitianyebuguan。
这下得注意形象了。
renma，zongdeyibuyibulai。
diercigongyanzhibo，zonggongyoubadui，suiranyouxiezhuangkuang，danhaishiyuanmanjieshule。
paimingshizuihougongbu，pdyoucuedaolewo：“yourenkaochanggezhengfulefensi，yourenkaotiaowu，yourenkaorap，danshiwomenjiemuzuchuleyiweixuanxueshaonv，luqianqian。
wohaitinghaoqide，nisuandezhendehenzhunma？”
shexiangshikaoguolai，wojieguohuatong：“zheijitiandajiawenwozuiduodejiushizheijuhuale，zhendezhunma？suoyizaigongyanzhiqian，wojiuxiehaoleyuce，fangzaiwutaishangde。guanzhonghepingmuqiandegeweidoukanjianle，meirenqudongneigezhuangshi，woyebukenengzaojia。”
pdlailexingzhi：“wa，laizhende？”
wodiandiantou，zheixieguanzhongdexingquzhiyouzheimejigexiaoshi，wodezhuazhuzheijigexiaoshi，cainengxianyufanshen，jishenchudaowei。
yushiwohejiemuzushangliang，lailezheimeyichu。
zhishineiyitianwodouzaijijiemuzusuanming，suandewodouyaoburenshibaguatule。
wozoudaowutaishang，congzhuangshiyongdexingxinglimianquchuzhi：“congwochuzhongqi，wojiumeiyoubuzhunguo。”
huayingangluo，quanchanganjing，zhishengwozijidehuxisheng。
yucebaduipaiming，haishizaibaiwanguanzhongmianqian，woyeshidiyici。
zaijingmozhong，wozhankailezhitiao。
全对。
4.
buguanshiguanzhong，haishilianxisheng，haishidaoshi，douyinzheiyimuzhanqilaiguzhang，jianjiaoshengchongchilezhenggechangdi。
guoleliangtian，jiemuzuzhaodaowo：“qianqian，zhoumocanjia《huanlezhouliu》dejiemuluzhi，jutishijiandaoshihoutongzhi，zhunbeiliangshenhaokandeyifu，nichangtiaobuxing，jiemushangbuhuiyaonizuodadongzuode。duile，mingtianyaoqupaiguanggao，zaoshangliudianjiuyaoqilai，biewangle。”
woxichuwangwai：“woheziyiyiqiqu？”
jiemuzuyaoyaotou：“ziyizhicanyujiemu。”
haoba，jiemuli，renqihugaohudiyehenzhengchang。genghekuang，shangcituranzhuanbiandeyulun，shuowoxixue，shihouwosuanleyigua，hezhuziyituobuleguanxi。
jiudangshihailetadeneixietouwei，xianzaiwokebubatadangpengyoule。
wohengzhegehuilesushe，jiujianzhuziyiduiwofanlegebaiyan：“zhenshiyishouhaosuanpan，zaigongyangaozheimedadongjing，nipanshangnagedatuile？”
jirantayaosipolianpi，woyebuganshiruo：“yaoshuodatui，wokebibuguoni，nishiqianjindaxiaojie，wozhishigepingtoubaixingbale。”
zhuziyiyaoyaqiechi：“nibieyiweinikaozhegongyanshangleresou，nijiuzhennengchudao，yaoshimeiyouwodeneicizhibo，nizheigexiangbalaonengdaoxianzaizheigeweizhi？nidengzhe。”
henkuai，wojiuzhidaoletadedengzheqiaoshishenmeyisi。
jiemushang，zhuchirenwendajiayoumeiyoushenmequshi，lundaozhuziyideshihou，taxiaoyanruhua：“wozhiqiandoubuzhidao，yuanlaizaijiemuzhiqian，qianqianjiushiwodefensile。jiandaowozhihou，tahaojidong，shuoguanzhuwohenjiule，yizhibawodangouxiangshenmede，yeshiweilewocanjiajiemu。
qishiwohaitingbuhaoyiside，yinweiwozijihaiyouhenduoyaonulidedifang，erqiewoshibaqianqiandangpengyoukande，buxiwangtabawodangchengouxiang。dajiadoukandechulai，qianqianpingshibijiaoposu，xiangshoushiashenmede，woyehuijiejitadai。”
zheigenvren，dangzhesheyingjidounengyanchuhualaile。
shenmejiemuzhiqianjiushitadefensi，tajiushixiangshuowozhiqianjiuguanzhutale，mianyinmaoqukanbingdeshi，shiwokanleweibozhidaode，bushisuande。
haiyoujietadeshoushi，genbenjiushifangpi，yanwaizhiyijiushiwoqiong，zhaoshoushideshishuobudingyeshiwoshixianzuode。
woqidebuqing，kezheibijingshijiemu，bushishenmejizhefabuhui，dajiahaiyouxianqingtingwodejieshi。
jiemubujiushiyaobaodianma，lundaowodeshihou，**cuijimeigeganxingquderendouqileyigua，zuihoulundaozhuziyi，woguyiluchuweinandeshense，xiaoxinyiyikaikou：“ziyi......niquedingyaotingma？”
wozheifuyuyanyouzhideyangzi，lisuodangrandegouqilesuoyourendehaoqi，zhuchirengengshixingzhichongchongdecuicuwokaikou。
dangzhejingtoudemian，zhuziyixinliyouyuanqi，yebuganduiwosa，zhinengmianqiangxiaoxiao：“suanmingzheizhongshi，wobenlaiyebudaxiangxinde，nishuoba，meiguanxi。”
wozhalezhayan，zheicaikaikou：“ziyinideshiyeyun，youxiebutaishunni。”
ziyidexiaorongjiangzailelianshang，shexiangjishishidetuileguolai，wojixudao：“xuanxiujiemu，yinggaijiushinishiyedianfeng，zuihongdeshihoule。”
zheihuashuochukou，jihujiushizhoutayihouquanshixiapolule。
kewobingmeiyoushuohuang，shenzhiwohaiyoumeishuowandehoubanju......
weilai，nikenenghaiyoulaoyuzhizai。
wangyoutianyadianping：laichisanmingzhidewokaosuanminghuochuquanle，zheipianwenzhangmeiyouhualideyuyanzhuangshi，queyipingshidezhenqingdadongduzhe，yujuliuchang，yiqihecheng，xinlikehuahexijiemiaoxiedouhenchenggong，jirenhuiweizhigan！
wangyoushenmeshixinandianping：《wokaosuanminghuochuquanle》zheibenxiaoshuoqingjielianguan，fenggejiongran，dakaidahe,qianglietuijian！