《我亮出身份时,全班懵了》 小说介绍
zuozhe“baosi”jingxinbianxiewanchengdeyanqinggushi,《woliangchushenfenshi,quanbanmengle》shizheibenshudemingzi,zheibuxinzuopinzuijinhuobaoshangxianle,gushiqingjieshengdongganren,zhurengong:liangruohanxiachuchu,liangrenzhijiandeqingganjiugefeichangjingcai,xiaoshuojianjie:shuodaohoumian,tashenzhiyouxieyancixili,baxiachuchuhudeyilengyilengde。wozhouqilemei,benlaishitazhaoshier,xianzaishuodehaoxiangshiwomenlianghuouside。tianxiao……
《我亮出身份时,全班懵了》 第一章 免费试读
第一章
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gaosanneinian,woyinweijialitushengbianguzhuanxiaole,youyinweihaisuanbucuodechengjijijinlehuojianbanxuexi,erneilidelaoshiweiletishengbanlidedaxianlv,juedingshixingbangfujizhi,jiushirangchengjihaodehechengjichadezuoyiqi,tishengtamendexuexixiaolv。
zuoweizaiyuanxiaonianjidiyidewoziranshidiyigebeifenchuquderen,erwodetongzhuo,haoqiaobuqiaojiushixiachuchu,neigeguanchuanlewozhenggegaosandexuexiaoyingdingzi。
tasuiranbushixuexizuichade,dantashiguanxizuiyingde。
laoshiweileguangmingzhengdarangtahaohaoxuexi、jitazouhoumen,teyizhufuwozheigexuexihaodexiaotoumingjitabuke。
dangtongzhuodiyitian,taxiaoyingyingdeshenchushougenwodazhaohu:「nijiushizhuanxueqiannianjidiyideliangruohanba?renshiyixia,wojiaoxiachuchu,shifubanzhang。」
wogangzhunbeiwoshang,taquemengdetaiqishoulonglelongfawei,zhazheyanjingkanzhewoxiao:「buhaoyisia,wozheigerenbutaixiguanwoshou,woyoujiepi,xiannizang。」
ng,jiandingwanbi,chenniandelaolongjingle。
woditoukankanzijiganjingzhengqidexiaofu,wusuoweidesonglesongjian。
fanzhengwodemubiaoyebushigensheichengweipengyou,zhishiweilekaoshangdaxue,biyeyihouhuijiabale。
xiachuchu“dong”deyijiaochuaizaiwoshuzhuoshang,jiangzhuozitichuqulaoyuan,shenzhizazailepangbiantongxuedezhuozishang,shangmiandeshudiaoleyidi。
wozhoumeikanzheta:「buhaoyisi,woredaonilema?niruguobuxianggenwozuotongzhuokeyiqugenlaoshishuo。」
xiachuchuyileng,xiaochulesheng:「gaolaoshi?nisansuile?niyiweinishigeshenmedongxi,hainengzuoyouwodexiangfa?laozicongdiyitiankandaonijiukaishikanbushangni,tiantiandabanchengzheiyangzhuangshenmeqingchunxiaobaihua。」
womomozaixindifanlegebaiyan,jiangzhuozilahui,gaiganmaganma。
zheiyangdeshachahunhun,wojiandeduole。
zaihoulai,youtianlaoshijiaowoshangkehuidawenti,wozhunbeiruzuoshi,taturanchuaidiaolewodedengzi,wosuiranyousuofangbei,danhaishibeiheyijiling。
xiachuchufengkuangdewuzheduzidaxiao,pangbiantongxueyexiaoleqilai,laoshizhinengjiazhuangqingqingsangzi,biedehuayebuganduoshuo。
yiqiezhiyinxiachuchubeijinglihai,tajiujiushixuexiaodexiaozhang,dajiaduitadoujingzhongsanfen。
wolailejigeshenhuxi,nuliyaxiaxinlidefennu,tianzhidaowoduoxianghuashenquanbahenhendetongjixiachuchuneizhangxiaodaoniuqudelian。
keshiworenle,mamaruyuanqiangaosuwo,chumenzaiwaibunengzhangyang。
congneiyihou,xiachuchudegezhong“buxiaoxin”jiujiangluozaiwotoushang,bushibuxiaoxinbawodeshurengjinlajitongli,jiushibuxiaoxinjianghongmoshuidaozaiwodedengzishang。
worenwukerengenlaoshifanyingshi,taquezhishitanlekouqi。
「laoshizhidaonideburongyi,keshiyemeibanfa,tazhimingdaoxingyaogennizuotongzhuo,renrenba…haiyouyigexueqi,guoqujiuhaole。」
kanzhelaoshidesongbaoyangzi,woqibudayichulai,danhaishiweichilelianshangdeweixiao,xiaozhetuichulebangongshi。
huiquhou,xiachuchubuzhicongnaerzuanchulaile,zaicijiangwodeshuzhuochuaidao,chuchukeliandedingzhewoshuo:「ruohan,tingshuoniquzhaolaoshihuanzuoweile?weishenme,woduinihaibugouhaoma?」
wodanmodiyaoleyaotou:「woyaoxuexi,meikonglinizheixiebaxi。」
tanujifanxiao,mengdekaojinwo:「niyiweiniyoushenmezigeduiwozheiyangshuohua?wobushikaobushangdaxuema?wojiuyaobanituoxiama,genwoyiyang。」
woyizhenggewuyuzhule,dajiadoushigaosandele,neixiezhemowodebanfajiuxiangxiaoxuesannianjiside,youzhijile。
2
kanwoluodaoxiafeng,tazhigaoqiangdelikaile。
shenhoudexiaoxiaochuolechuowodexiaofu:「nibiegentayinggangle,renjiayouquanyoushiyouqian,nikeshixueba,haohaoxuexiganjinlikaizheiliba。kanjiantadeshoubiaomei,woquanjiayibeizidouzhuanbuleneigeqian。」
wenyan,woditoukanlekanzijishouwanshangdeguowaisijiadingzhikuanbiaopan,bushihennenglijietadehua。
jiezhe,xiaoxiaotanlekouqi:「kongpatajialidediyunhecaifu,yezhiyoujiangjianengbinile。jiangjianizhidaoma?xiaoerzijiangchuanshilaxiaotiqindeneige,xianzaikaishishangzongyile,shouhuoleyipiaonvyoufen......」
tingdaojiangjiaerzi,woshenziyijiang,chadianyiweizijideshenfenyaobeifaxianle。
haozai,tazhishishenrujieshaolexiajiangchuan,bingmeiyoulejieshenmebiededongxi。
shide,wobenlaiyinggaijiaojiangruohan,yinweimouxieyuanyinsuilemuxing,erxiaoxiaokouzhongdejiangchuan,shiwoerge,jiangjiadejiazhushiwoba。
worouroudexiaoxiao:「buhaoyisia,wobuzhuixing,duile,nigenwoshuohua,bupa......」,shuozhe,wozhilezhimenkou。
xiachuchudeyanxiandaochudoushi,ruguokandaoxiaoxiaogenwoliaotian,kendinghuigaosuta,liandaizhebaxiaoxiaoyeshoushile。
xiaoxiaosongsongjian:「wusuoweia,tayoubenshijiuqifuwobei,fanzhengmashangjiubiyele,dengbiyeyihoukansheihainiaota。」
wowuyishidechuozheshoulidejuanzi,jinbuzhuxiang——
jiangchuana,shuoqilai,zicongwowunianqiangenmamalikaijiangjiahou,jiugenjiangjiaderenshiqulelianxi,yejiumeiyoujianguota,weiyikandaotadequdaozhibuguoshidianshishangneixiezongyieryi。
yebuzhidaotayoumeiyoubianhao,youmeiyouxiangwo。
3
yeli,wozaixuexiaozixidao11diancailikai,zouchuyijiecaituoxiaxiaofu,luchulimianxiezhejbiaodeheisepiyi,zuanjinlehoujiededixiaquanchang。
wushishenpangderen,jingzhizoudaolequanchangzuilimiandeanmenchu,jiangzhitoufangzaizhiwenchu。
“nindezhiwenyitongguoxiaojian”yidaobinglengdenvshengxiangqi,zhiqingqingyitui,menjiukaile。
wodaishangmen,zhijiechongdaozuilimian,duizhelizaiyipangdeshabaojiukaishiyidunshuchu,shangmiangengshenbeiwotieshanglexiachuchudelian。
woyibianquanquandaorou,yibiandunangzhe:「rangniqifuwo…zousini,zousini......」
faxiewan,yishihanliujiabei。
wolonglongbeihanshuidashidetoufa,buguxingxiangdetangzaidishang,kanzheanshilishuodadedeng,renbuzhumilemiyan。
zheishiwopengyoukaidedixiaquanchang,yeshiwodemimijidi,zhiyouwodezhiwenkeyidakaizheigewuzi。
baitian,woshigaozhongliqingchundexuebaxiaobaihua,wanshang,jiubianchenglejihunengqucanjiazhuanyezhiyequansaideqingliangjixuanshou。
xiachuchuneixiejiliangwozaojiukanmingbaile,woruguozhendongshou,zhijienengjitadajinicu。
keshiwobunengdongshou,xiaoyuanbaolihaochuli,keyidanbashiqingnaoda,wohaorongyicaigenmamayiqi,gaiminghuanxingyongyoulezijixinderensheng,zenmenengzaibeijiangjiajiehuiquni?
wotangzaidibanshang,buzhibujueleideshuizhele。
ruguobushidiertiandenaolingjiangwochaoxing,kongpawojiangyinglairenshengzhongdiyicichidao。
mimihuhudejinweishengjianchonglegezao,wotuozhepibeideshenquyouzoudaolexuexiao。
dangran,yiliaozhizhongde,zaozixiwowandaoleshifenzhong。
jinmendeyishunjian,xiachuchushengyinpodadi“ze”leyisheng,hongnaodejiaoshixunsuanjinglexialai。
wobudongshengsedihuidaolezuoweishang,gangzuohao,tajiucoujindao:「womendexiaobaihuazuotianwanshangqunale?gaibuhui…shiqumaileba?」
wozhoulezhoumei:「huishuohuajiushuo,buhuishuohuajiubishangnidehui。」
喙?
夏楚楚愣了一下。
zuoceyoutongxuehaoxintixing:「xuebadeyisishi,manishiniao。」
xiachuchumengdezhuaizhewodetoufa:「**dezaishuoyici?laozishiniaoyebinishijiqiang,zuotianwanshanghaibuzhidaosihoulejigeren,jintianleichengzheiyang,jurandouchidaole!rangwocaicai,nishizuoleshenme?」
tingtazheimeshuo,zailianxiwozaochenpibeideganjue,zhenggejiaoshidouxuannaoleqilai,bushaorenkanxiangwodeyanshenyedailexiebiyi。
kanzhetadeyiyangyangdeyangzi,woqiangxingyazhulejiangtatuojincesuo,batouhenhenanjinkenglijitaxixizuidechongdong。
lengxiaoleyisheng:「shia,woyebuxiangni,baliuchengzhidaodezheimeqingchu,yikanjiumeishaotiyan。dajiaaoyexuexidouhenlei,nibaitianjingshenzheimechongpei,shiwanshangbeisihouhaole?」
全班哄堂大笑。
xiachuchulianshangyouxieguabuzhu,yishouchezhewotoufaxianghouzhuai,yishouzhunbeishanguolai。
woshouyebudongshengsedezhunbeianxiangtayaojiandexuewei,zhiyaowoyien,tabianxiangtanhuansidelikenengsumabangeshenzi。
zhengdangwozhunbeixiashoudeshihou,menwaichuanlaileyigezhongniannanrendeshengyin。
「xiachuchu、liangruohan,nimenzaiganshenme?」
taxiayishiyisong,worouleroubeizhuaitengdetoupichaomenkoukanqu。
neinanrenbujiushixiachuchudexiaozhangjiujiuma?
ciketazhengzhouzhemeitoukanzhewoliang,bawoliangjiaojinlexiaozhangbangongshi。
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gangjinqu,xiachuchujiuyi**zuozaileshafashang:「jiujiu,tamawoshiniao!」
xiaozhangxienilewoyiyan,youbaichuyifuzhengrenjunzideyangzidao:「shuoleduoshaocile,zaixuexiaoliyaojiaowoxiaozhang,biedelaoshitingdaonizheimehanwohuizenmexiangwomenjia?」
xiachuchuduzhezuibuqingyuandedayingle。
kandaoyiliandanmodewodeshihou,xiaozhanglianshangduiqilexiao:「ruohantongxueshiba?nixuexichengjizheimehao,yaobunijieshijieshi,nimenweishenmedaqilaile?haizaibanlidajia,nimenshigaosanshengle,yidanbeiyouxinrengongkai,bujiushizaijilaoshi、jixuexiaotianmafanma?」
shuodaohoumian,tashenzhiyouxieyancixili,baxiachuchuhudeyilengyilengde。
wozhouqilemei,benlaishitazhaoshier,xianzaishuodehaoxiangshiwomenlianghuouside。
tianxiaodewokeshiyigenshouzhidoumeidongta。
jianwobushuohua,tayeshoulianleshense,dafaxiachuchuhuiquhouyaoliuwodanliao。
xiachuchushensegaoaodekanzhewo,haoxiangzaishuo“haishiwoyoubenshi”deyangzi,zhigaoqiangdehuileban。
tadaishangmendeyishunjian,xiaozhangliansebianle,wokanzhetabuhuaihaoyidebiaoqing,huxiyizhi。
talaidaolewodeshence,anzhewodejianbangrangwozuoxia,jinaizhewoyezuoxiale。
「zenmeleruohan?niyouxuyaodehuakeyitichulai,shibushixiachuchuqifunile?neihaizicongxiaobeijialirenguanhuaile,qishinimendemaodunwoyeyoutingshuo......」
wozhouzhemei,wangpangbiannuolenuo,genyanqianzheigeexindenanrenlakaijuli。
他也跟着挤了过来。
「xianzaishigaosandejinyaoguantou,niyoushiwomenxuexiaodeqingbeimiaozi,zenmenengkunzaizheixiexiaoshishangni?」
tayibiandiediebuxiudeshuozhe,penchulaidetuomojiandaolewodegeboshang,yibianshoushenxianglewodedatui。
「nibushuochulai,wozenmezhidaonixuyaoxiaozhangdebangzhuni?suiranwomenshiqinqi,danwoyeshibanglibubangqindea…ergenghekuang,niyigexueshengzhangzheimehaokan,yidanbeifashangquhuatikeshihenzude,duiwomenxuexiaohuizaochengduodayingxianga?fanzhengnimashangjiuchengnianle,shangledaxueyihouyeshibianyibieren,haiburuxianzaixian......」
shuozhe,tahaizhunbeibatoucouguolaiwenwo。
这合理吗?!
made,shikerenshubukeren。
wocongtayexiazuanlechuqu,xunsuqishen,fanshoujiangtayazaishafashang,touenzaiqiangshang。
yizhishouhenhendeniezhetadehoujing,tajidongdeyouxiechuhan,niannideshouganlingrenexin,danhaishiyaoyaoyajianchiliangzhiqiazhuleta。
「xiaozhang,nishuoshenme?」
tazhengzhazhe,wosisidiyongxigaidizhutadetuiwo,rangtawufayongli。
tayouxiehuangle:「liangruohan,nifangkaiwo,nixiangbeituixuema?」
woxiaodeyilianrenchuwuhai,sihaokanbuchulaiyouweixiedeyisi:「wodangranwusuoweia,fanzhengwozheigechengjinagegaozhongdouhuiyaowode。daoshini,zunjingdexiaozhang,nibuzhidaoba,woshoubiaokeyiluyinwo。haishishuo…nixiangdiudiaoxiaozhangdeweizia。」
tashenxiyikouqi:「xing,suanwodaomei,zenmenicainengbaluyinjiwo?」
wozeleyisheng:「wozhixiangxuexi,dangran,woyekeyizuoweinitishengxuexiaoxingxiangdegongju,zheidouwusuowei。zhishinimendoubujuede,xiachuchuyoudiantaiguofenlema?rangwoxiangxiangwoyaotichushayaoqiua…tiwochengqing,ranhourangxiachuchujiaqiweibazuoren,fouze,niyehennanzuorenlee。」
xiaozhanghenhendiyanlekoutuomo:「xing,suannihen。」
woxieleli,songkaita,taquezhuanshenxiangqiangwodeshoubiao。
haozaiwoquanfashulian,xiapanwenbushuo,bufayefeichangminjie,likeduokailetapuguolaideshenying,yiquanzazailetayaojianderuanroushang。
tadangxiapulegekongbushuo,wuzheyaohualuozaidi,yitoulenghan。
kanzhetadeyangzi,wojuqibangongzhuoshangdeyanhuigang,zuoshichaomenshangza。
「nishuo,xiaozhangbangongshifachujudaxiangsheng,huiyourenjinlaima?」
woxuezheliangchuchudeyangzi,wugudezhalezhayan。
tatailetaishou:「wodayingnihaibuxing…danniyaobaozheng,ruguonishoulidedongxixielule,woyidinghuizhuijiunidezeren,buguanniduodaonagedaxue,wodounengjinigaotuixue!」
wosihaomeiyoulihuitadeweixie,zaiwokanlai,tayidinghuibazijideqiantukandebiwozhongyaodeduo。
jingguoyouhaodejiaoyihexieshang,womendachengleyizhi。
xiawu,xiaozhangjiuquanxiaotongbaopipinglexiachuchu,yinweitaduoridexiaoyuanbalingxingweihainalegejinggaochufen。
quanbandouzhenjingle,meixiangdaoxiachuchujingranyeyouchibiedeshihou。
wangyoudayehudianping:zuozhebaoside《woliangchushenfenshi,quanbanmengle》lingrenchenzuiqizhong,gushiqingjiediedangqifu,yixiangbudaodezhuanzherangrennanyiyuce。nannvzhujiaodexingxiangduteershenke,shizhenggegushigengjiayinrenrusheng。zhenxinxiwangzuozhenengguanzhudaozheigepinglun,qidaigengduojingcaideqingjie!
wangyoudabuxiangqiankuadianping:《woliangchushenfenshi,quanbanmengle》zheibenshuzhanxianlezuozhebaosicaihuahengyidexiezuofengge。tatongguojingxingoujiandeqingjiehefengfudexijiemiaoxie,jiangduzhedairuleyigechongmanjingxihetiaozhandeshijie。zhujiaoliangruohanxiachuchudexingxiangbaomanerzhenshi,tadeyongganhejuexinrangrenweizhidongrong。gushiqingjiejincoueryouyinrenrusheng,meiyigezhuanzhedourangrenwufayuliao。peijiaomendecunzaiyeweigushizengtianlegengduodecengcihequwei,tamengeziyouzhedutedexinggehemingyun。zheishiyibenyinrenrushengqiefuyouqifaxingdejiazuo,duhouhuijirenyishenshendesikaohegandong。
我亮出身份时,全班懵了