快穿：绿茶精虐渣手册
《快穿：绿茶精虐渣手册》 小说介绍
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《快穿：绿茶精虐渣手册》 第5章 免费试读
xiaomeikukoupoxindequana，“ninkanjinergetianzheimehao，buchulaiguangguangzenmexing？zheiyanghaobuhao，ninruozaiwaimiandaizulebangeshichen，nuhuitoujiujininzuolvdougao！”
“……当真？”
yudailonglelongwaishan，xienizheyankanxiaoyahuan。
xiaomeiwoquan，zhandingjietie：“dangzhen！”
“hengheng，shuohuasuanhuaa，buranbengongkeraobuleni。”
“heiheihei，neishiziran！”
zheijushentibiedemeisha，jiushirongyiqixutiruo。
taiyibutaizantongtachilvdougaozheixiexingliangdedongxi，danshiyudaiyouxihuan——suoyixiaomeilaonazheigeyouhuota。
“……”
genxiaomeigaohaolemouzhongjianbudeguangdejiaoyi，yudaihengjiyisheng，“bujiushiguangbangeshichen？bengonghaibuzhiyuzheidiannaixingdouwu……keyisuoduanchengyizhuxiangma？”
“……娘娘！！！”
yudaiwuzheerduo，yifunanimeibanfademoyang：“haomahaomahaoma……”
neijuhuazenmeshuolaizhe？——shifubushihuo，shihuoduobuguo。
yudaimeizouliangbu，yingmianjiupengshanglelingyiqunren。
“……shihanpin，niangniang。”
zhidaozijianiangniangduigongzhongdezheixiexinrenlaorenbuganmao，lianliandoulandeji，xiaomeijianyudaiwangzheneiweishoudabandehuazhizhaozhandenvzi，xiaoshengzaitaerbiantixing。
韩嫔？
hanjiadequanshibiyujiashaoweidaxie，danhanjiadeguinvquemeiyujiadeguinvdiweigao。
zheishiyijiangangaqiehaowanerdeshiqing。
yudaimeiyoujihanpinrangludexiangfa，tashouhuishixian，chunbiandaixiaodeshenshoumoshangpangbiandeyizhihua，duixiaomeishuo：“qiaoni，zheishibixiashuodenanjianghuama？”
“……”xiaomeikanlehanpindelianseyiyan，biezhuxiao，dadao：“shide，niangniang。”
“……”
hanpinshigepiqibaode，benlaizheiribixiaqudoumeiquchuxiugong，jiurangtanaohuodehen。zheihuierkanjianlezuikuihuoshou，neigengshiqibudayichulai——yixiangdaozijijingxinzhunbeidegaodianzaoshanbeibixiajule，zaixiangxiangzheiyudailiandianxindoubuyongfeixinzuojiunengdedaobixiadehouai……hanpinlianshangguazheyidiandoubuzhenchengdexiao，zouleshanglai。
peitongdehaiyoushengshanglaibujiudexianfeihelianggexiaoguiren。
“yo，zheibushichanmianbingtadeguifeiniangniangme？zende，binghaole？”
yidajiahuorenhaohaodangdangdebenguolai，jiushuweishoudehanpinxingdelizuibuzouxin。
tazheiyangyoushiwukongshiyoudiqide，sheirenbuzhidaoguifeiniangniangpiqiruanqieaiku？shangcibeiyigexiaoxiaodedayingqifule，haishibixiachumian，caicisineidaying。
shuonantingledian，guifeiniangniangjiushizhanzhemaokengbulashi——rujingongzhongmeiyouhuanghou，guifeizhizhangliugong，zheidiweigaoba？shoushangdequanlidaba？jiuzhei，hainengjirenqifule。
那不是没用是什么？
yaohanpinshuo，haishizaozaodituiweixialaidanggeguirendele！nengpengdaobixiadeyijiao，dousuanshitayudaisanshengyouxing……
guoran，tingjiantahaobukeqidehua，guifeiyezhishishaoyileng，ranhouwenhedexiaozhe：“binghaoxiele，zheicaishunyingyizhuchulaiduozouzou，xiexiejiejieguanxin。”
guifeizaigongzhonghanrenconglaibuandiwei，doushianniansui，jizulezhongrenmianzi。
yikaishihaiyourengaodaozhaoshengdineiliqu，shuoguifeiquanranbugugongzhongdeguiju，zheigehanjiejieneigeyehanjiejie，youshishenfen。
neirendangchangbeizhaoshengdinongsi——
“guarendedaieraijiaoshenmejiaoshenme，jiaonimenchunhuoyedeshouzhe。”
youxierenhenxihuanguifei，juedetapiqihao，peideshangzheiliugongfengyin；youxierenhenduleguifei，juedetaneiyikouyigejiejiedoushizaixiuruziji；youxierenkanbuguanguifei，juedeguifeichuleyizhanglianshenmedoumeiyou，lianjiashidousuanbushangdafudagui，shizaibupeinaneifengyin……
hanpinshihoulianggedouzhanle。
neijuhuabushishuodehaome：duinvrenzuihende，yongyuanshinvren。
hanpinbuxiedenayanjiaoshangxiajiyudaiyisao——
jiuliantayedechengren，yudaiqueshizhangdehaokan。
mingmingyujianeijigexiaojieshaoyedouzhinengsuanshizhongshangzhizi，yebuzhidaoyudaizheizhanglianshizenmeshengchulaide……
hanpinzaixinlishuolejijuduiyudaiedudehua，mianshangxiaoyanruhua：“bengongneibianshoulejizhuhaoyaocai，huitoujimeimeisongguoqu。”
“……”
guifeishenhoudeyahuanshicongyiting，meitoudoubuyouzizhudezhouleqilai——hanpinsongdedongxi，nenghao？danshizhenyaohaitamenniangniang，zheimemingmuzhangdande，yebuxianga……
jiuzaizhongrenchouchujian，beitamendanxinzhedeguifeiqueshimouzhongfaliang，wanruodedaoletanghuludexiaohaieryibanjingxi。
neishuangpiaoliangdetaohuamouwanchengyueyadexingzhuang，mouzhongdiandianxingguanghuangderenyibukaiyan，zhitingtarouroudao：“xiexiehanpinjiejie。”
“……”
shenhoudexiaoguirenxingan，cairugongbujiu，lianzhaoshengdidemiandoumeijianzhe。genanguirenwandehaodeyejiushixianfeihehanpin，taduihuanggongsuoyourenderenzhi、duihuanggongzhongniangniangdesuoyourenzhi，doushiconghanpinneiertinglaide。
yiqiantingshuodechongdeguifeixingzijiruan、shanliangdeyouxieyuchun，anguirenhaibuxin。tajuedeyigeguifeiniangniang，shouwoliugongshengshadaquan，zenmekenengshigebuanshishidexiaoyatou？
这会儿见了……
anguirenzongrandiyiyanbeineizhangrongsejuejuedelianzhendexianxiewangjilehuxi，houyoutingleguifeiyuhanpindeyifanduihua，xinliyongshanglenongnongdebugan——zhangdezheibanhaokanyouruhe？naozishigebuhaode……zheihanpinjiejiedexinsijianzhizhaoranruojie，kezheiguifeirucideyubukeji，haiyiweihanpinjiejieshishenmehaoren……
qiaoqiaoneishuangyanzhongdexinxi，zhenshiciyan。
“guifeijiejie，”anguirenzheimexiangzhe，bianxiaorongcanlandeshangqianqu，jiyudaixingleyigehenqingdeli，“meimeihuiyixieshougong，qiaojiejieshenshangdexiangnanghuashiyouxiejiule，burugairimeimeijijiejiezuojigequ？shunbianjianjianjiejie，jijiejieqinggean。”
lidaifeipindouyouyidazaodaoliugongzhizhudegongdianqujizhizhangfengyindeniangniangqingandeguiju，yinweiyudaizongqibulaideyuanyin，zhaoshengditixuyudaideshenzi，jiujiquxiaole。
众妃又气又喜。
qideshizhaoshengdisanfansicideweizheigeyuguifeipoli，xideshidajiabuyongqizaoqukanguifeizheigexiaojianrenbeizirunhoudemoyang。
tingdaoanguirenzheihua，yudaihaimeishabiaoshi，hanpinxiannaibuzhule。
hanpinbaozhebei，huayuzhongdaizhenongnongdechaofenghedandandesuanqi：“aiyowei，anmeimeinishuodezheijiaoshenmehuaa！”
“……”anguirenminminchun，kanxianghanpin，“zenmelejiejie？”
hanpinchixiaodao：“bixialianzhejiridousuzailuohuanggong，renguifeimeimeideshenzibuhao，chenghuanzhihouqibuleshen，naernengrongniqinganqu？kebieraorenqingmenghaibuzizhi！”