《绑定骂人反弹系统后,朋友把她自己咒死了》 小说介绍
《bangdingmarenfandanxitonghou,pengyoubatazijizhousile》shiyibukourenxinxiandeyanqingxiaoshuo,yousongxiaozhiqiaomiaobianzhiercheng。gushizhong,beibeiyuxintongjinglileyixiliejingxiancijidemaoxian,tongshiyemianlinzheneixindezhengzhahexuanze。tongguoyutarendexiangchuheyuziwoduihua,beibeiyuxintongchengzhangweiyigezhenzhengyongganheyouzerenganderenwu。zheibuxiaoshuochongmanleqingganyuzhihui,“suanlebanainai,wohaishibuqule。”“buguobiaoshuneixifushizenmezhaodaode,xiangqinma?”“bushixiangqin。”yishuoqizheigenainaishunjianjidongqilai,yan……jiangjiduzhedailaiwujindesikaohedutedetiyan。
《绑定骂人反弹系统后,朋友把她自己咒死了》 第一章 免费试读
第一章
heguimiyuxintongyuehaoquguangjie,
linchumenqiannainaitufaxinzangbing,
wojizhesongnainaiquyiyuangaosuguimibunengqule。
她却发消息大骂,
“ninainaishengbinggenwoyoushenmeguanxi,jinishifenzhongshijianbixugandao。”
“womendouyuehaoleshijian,nifangwogezizenmezheimezisi。”
“ninaizuihaosile,shengdeyihoudanwunipeiwoguangjie。”
我气急刚骂回去,
naozi“ding”yishengxiangqidaomoshengshengyin,
gongxisuzhu,juexingmarenfandanxitong。
diertianyuxintongbabadadianhua,
“kuaihuijia,ninaisile!”
1.
woheyuxintongyuehaoxiawuyidianquguangjie。
wohuahaozhuang,kanshijianchabuduolebeishangbaozhengyaochumen。
zuozaishafashangdenainaihuranwuzhexiongkouchuanbuguoqi,haibudengwoshangqianxunwen,bianyitouzaidaozaidihunguoqule。
womangdajiuhuchesongnainaiquyiyuan,lushangchoushijianjiyuxintongfaquweixin。
“wonainaituranyundaolewoyaosongtaquyiyuan,baoqianbunenggenniquguangjiele,dengnainaihaolewoqingnichifan。”
bashoujichuaihuidouli,likeyouxiaoxishengchuanchu。
dancheyijingdaoyiyuanmenkou,wojiumeizainachulaikan。
yishengjianchahoufaxiannainaishitufaxinzangbing,xuyaolikeshoushu。
我签字,交款。
doubanwanhou,nainaibeituijinshoushushi。
wozuozaizoulangdengzhe,yanleizhibuzhudehuahuazhiliu。
bamahenzaolihun,shinainaiyigerenbawoyangda,kantazheiyangwozhenningyuanshengbingdeshiziji。
youyilianchuanxiaoxitishiyinmengdexiangqi。
batiaoweiduxiaoxi,quanshiyuxintongfade。
woyiweishiwenwonainaizenmeyangle,laianweiwode,jieguodakaiyikan。
“ninainaishengbinggenwoyoushenmeguanxi,jinishifenzhongshijianbixugandao。”
“womendouyuehaoleshijian,nizenmefangwogezizheimezisi。”
“**wuyu,nibuyongchulaileliuzheshijianjininaisongzangba。”
......
“ninaizuihaosile,shengdeyihoudanwunipeiwoguangjie。”
zuihouyitiaoxiaoxi,zhendeshipengdaowodenilinle。
congchuzhongdaodaxuebiye,pengyoushijinian。
zaitaxinli,wonainaishengbinglehaimeiyoupeitaguangjiezhongyao!
liuyouzuihouyisixiwang,juedetashibuzhidaowonaibingzheimezhong。
wojitafaquxiaoxi“wonainaixinzangbingfa,zhengzaishoushu。”
可惜。
woqidaidekuijiubingmeikandao。
duifangjiwofaleyigedingwei。
“殡葬用品大全。”
woqidequanshenxueyeyongshangdanao,zuanjinquantou。
“yuxintongnibietaiguofen,pingshigenwozuidudianwodangnishipengyoujiusuanle,nishimeiyouqinrendechushengma。”
“yaoshininainaishengbingshengsiweibu,ninengchulaigenwowanma。”
jiantabuhuixinxi,woyoufa。
“说话。”
yidaohongsegantanhaoheranchuxian。
她把我拉黑了。
wofanshouyebataweixinhedianhuaquanbulahei。
jiuzaizheishi,wonaozi“ding”yidaoxiangqidaomoshengshengyin。
“gongxisuzhu,juexingmarenfandanxitong。”
2.
diertianyuxintongbabadadianhua,shengdiaojipobeiai。
“kuaihuijia,ninaisile!”
yunainaiyibeizizhongnanqingnv,duiyuxintongyizhifeidajima,xianzailaotaiposile。
tafeidanbunanguo,haianzikaixinlehenjiu。
kexizheiyiqiewohaibingbuzhidao。
wodenainaijingguoqiangjiu,zhongyutuoliweixian。
yizhouhouwomenchuyuanhuijia。
zheitiangangchiwanfan,youmoshengdianhuahurandajinlai。
wojietonghou,jingranchuanchuyuxintongdeshengyin。
“wojintianxinqinghao,jiniyigexiangwodaoqiandejihui。”
“woyoumeizuocuo,weishenmejinidaoqian。”
yuxintongyinggaishizhendexinqingbucuo,yaofangzaiyiqianwoshuozheihuakendingmawo,jintianqueyifanchangtai。
“bujiujieshangcideshile,wochumenzhaoni,peiwoquguangshangchang。”
budengwohuidatazhijieguaduandianhua。
tazheimejijizhudongzhaoshanglai,daorangwomeifajixushuochujujuedehualai。
erqiewoganghaoxiangyinzhengyixiaxitongshifouzhendecunzai,yiyuxintongneizhangzuihennanbushuoliangjufengciwodehua。
wogennainaizhihuiyisheng,jiandanshoushiyixiajiuqulouxiadengta。
meiduojiutacongyiliangchuzuchexialai,diyiyanpiaolexiawoxinmaidebaobao“qie”leyisheng。
“zheimeguidebaobeinishenshangdoubaixiale,dajiwandebaozainishenshanghaoxiangditanhuoyiyang。”
womomofanlegebaiyanmeizhisheng。
jianwochichibushuohua,tayoukaikoudao。
“nidebaowotingxihuande,womenhuanyixiajiwobeiliangtianba。”
tashanglaijiuyaona,wocuoshoudangleyixiameirangtadeshou。
zicongchulenainaideshiwoduitaxinyoujiedi,yidiandoubuyuanyirangtazhanzijibianyile。
daoleshangchang,dengdiantishiyuxintongyizhihuixiaoxi。
jiezhebiaoqingdeyidexiaodao。
“wozuijinjiaolegenanpengyou,youshuaiyouyouqian,jiunineipobaozhenjiwowohaibuxihanyaoni。”
ranhoujuqishouji,jiwokantamenganggangdeliaotianjilu。
“kanjianmei,wonanpengyouzhijiejiwozhuanleliangwankuaiqianhongbao。”
wochoulechouyuxintongbozishanghouhoudeyicengheicun,nanyixiangxiangtaheshuaigezaiyiqidehuamian。
yiqiandaxuezaiyigesusheshi,**zanleyipendoubuxi,zuihouhaishiwoshizaishoubulejitarenglemaixindejita。
zhengyinrucibiyehoutayaogenwohezu,limabeiwojujuele。
xianzaiwohaizhenyoudianhaoqi,taneigeshuaigenanpengyoushishenmeyangzile。
yuxintonglvedaixianqidedaliangwoyiquan:“wozhidaonixianmu,dannixianmuyemeiyong。”
“wonanpengyouzuitaoyannizheizhong,haidetiantianxizaodeqiongjiangjiu。niya,yejiuzhipeizhaogelaotouzile。”
de,zheixiawoshiyidianbuhaoqile。
3.
woliangzouchudianti,zhijianbuyuanchuyiqunrenzhengweizaiyiqi。
yuxintongxihuancourenao,lianmanglazhewoqukan。
zhijianyikuailishiguanggaopaixiazhengzhanzheyituoxiang,zhongrenqizuibashedeyilun。
“yougedamaladuzi,youzhaobudaocesuokanguanggaopainengdangzhe,shizaibiebuzhujiulazheile。”
wojuedechangmianshizaitaiguoexin,zhengyaolazheyuxintonglikai。
zhijianyigeshengaomuce180wangshangdeshuaige,laidaowomianqian:“nihao**jie,nengjiageweixinma?”
wocongxiaodaodayizhidoushizhongrenyanzhongdemeinv,zheizhongqingkuangwoyudaotaiduocile。
wojiaqingjiushudebaishou,zhuangzuobuhaoyisidao:“buhaoyisishoujimeidianle。”
nanshengkanchuwojujuedeyisi,yemeizaishuoshenmezhuanshenlikai。
fandaoshiyuxintongpiepiezui,xiaoshengdigudao:“tanazhangdehaokanle,zongyourenyaotaweixin,zenmebujitashuaigegouchishi。”
huayingangluo,woliangzhengwangrenqunwaizoushi,buzhishisheidejiaoturanbandaoleyuxintong。
tamengdexiangpangbianshuaiqu,haoqiaobuqiaodeyizhanglianzhunquewuwudegaizaileneituopaixiewushang。
weiguanzhongrendunshihahadaxiao。
我一下怔住了。
yuxintongganggangneijuhuawoshitingdaolede,zheifandanxitongzheimelihaidema!
4.
wanshanghuidaojiatangzaichuangshang,haijuedeyiqiexiangzuomengyiyang。
woyinweizixiaoshiliyijiating,suoyiyoudiantaohaoxingrenge,bierennapaqifudaowotoushangyebuhuifanji。
zongranyuxintongduonianlaiyizhibiandiwomawo,wodouhaopiqiderenxiaqule。
zheiciyaobushiyuxintongtaiguofen,yebuhuiguqiyongqilaheita,
benlaixiangzhelaheizaiyebulaiwangjiushile,xianzaihaoleyouzheigexitongzai,jiukeyijitadianjiaoxunle。
zhiyaotaguanhaozijidezuijiumeishi,danruguozhenshuoshenmetebieeliedeneiyeshihuogai。
zheigexitongjianzhijiushiwodefuxinga。
wokaixindezaichuangshanggunlaigunqu。
nainaituranqiaomen:“beibeinishuilema?”
“haimeiyou。”wojimangpaoxiachuangjinainaikaimen。
“nibiaoshuyaojiehun,laojiadadianhuarangwomenhuiquhexijiu,woshentibuhaojiubuzhetengle,nitinainaihuiqukankanba。”
“表叔?”
woxianglejimiaozhongcaixiangqilai:“jiushineigezhuzaifeipinshougouzhan,yizhimeijiehundelaoguanggun?”
“tadoukuai50leba,hainengzhaodaoxifu?”
nainaizaiwotoushangpaileyibazhang:“zheihaizizenmezheimeshuonibiaoshuni。”
woshudixiangqixiaoshihoudiyicibeinainaidaidaotajia,mandizhanglanghelajidechangmian,buyoudouleyixia。
“suanlebanainai,wohaishibuqule。”
“buguobiaoshuneixifushizenmezhaodaode,xiangqinma?”
“不是相亲。”
yishuoqizheigenainaishunjianjidongqilai,yanjingdougewailiangleliangfen。
“tingshuoshinibiaoshuzijizaiwangshangrenshide,haishigedaxueshengni,yejiuhenichabuduoda。”
shidaxuesheng,haihewochabuduoda......
“zhenjia?biaoshubuhuishiyudaoshazhupanleba。”
“zenmehui!wozheihaiyounibiaoshufajiwodeliaotianjietuni,renjiaxiaogunianghaijiaonibiaoshulaogongni。”
xiaoguniangpingshenmejiaotalaogonga,fenglema。
wonalainainaishoujiyikan。
好家伙。
zheinvshengbujinjiaolaogong,haishuoyaojiwobiaoshushenghaizi,sannianbaoliangni。
zhibuguo,zheinvshengtouxiangzenmezheimeshuxi。
我放大仔细一瞅。
zheibushigaopbandeyuxintongma!
tabaitiangenwoxuanyaodeyoushuaiyouyouqiandenanpengyou,buhuijiushiwoquelekemenya,fangqizhentianxiangdebiaoshuba!
不知怎的。
woshunjianxiangdaole,yuxintongshuowozhipeizhaogelaotouzineijuhua。
nandaozheiyekeyifandan......
weileyanzhengbiaoshunvpengyoushibushiyuxintong,wodakaiweixinxiangcemianwentaqiuzhengyixia。
jieguopengqiaotafapengyouquan。
“yaoqunanpengyoulaojiajianjiazhanglou。”
peitushiyizhangzhuanzhang5200dehongbao。
buyongyanzhengle,zhaopianlidetouxianghebiaoshutouxiangyimoyiyang。
“nainai,biaoshudehunliwoyaoqu!”
5.
womaichepiaoshizhuanmenheyuxintongcuokaileshijian。
tashangchelikaishi,wozhengzuozaihoucheshishuashipin。
突然微信弹出消息。
yuxintong:“wonanpengyoushuotahaiquegesiji,worangtaxianbiezhao,zheigeweizhiliujiniweilainanpengyou。”
“wozheipengyouzuodegouyisiba,haijiniweilainanpengyouzhaogongzuo。”
biaoshuzhudedifangluohouyoupinqiong,pingshichuqushoupolanzijijiagelvchejiukeyi,shashihouhaiyongshangsijile。
buguowohaishibiezhexiaohuidao。
“haishinizuihao,neijiutiwonanpengyoutiqiangennishuoshengxiexiele。”
wozheihuidaxianranjitatianshuangle。
yuxintongbiyiyixiao,buguoyixiangdaowodelianshunjianjidudemianrongniuqu。
nannandao:“zhangneimehaokan,zenmemeirenjitalianhualan。”
ranhouzheiyilushangyuxintongyibianchuiniu,yibianwakuwo。
buzhibujuejiudaolemudedi。
woyezhongyuzhidaobiaoshuzenmegentachushangdele。
zhinengshuoliangrenhuxiangpianyigetucai,yigetuse。
dengwokuaidaozhongdianzhanshi,zaicikandaoyuxintongfalepengyouquan。
“nanpengyoushuozheizuoshanshimaijiwodeliwu。”
peitushibiaoshutamencun,neizuoyanmianjiwanlidedashan。
wojuedeyuxintongnaoziduoshaoyoudianbuhaoshi,zheimemingxiandehuanghuatahaixin。
dashanlimeixinhao,zhiyaojinquzaixiangchulaijiunanle。
6.
wozaizhenlizhuleyiwan,shidiertianbaitianjindeshan。
zuozheniuchegangdaobiaoshujiamenkou,jiukandaomumenshangyijingtieshanglehongxizi。
yuanziliyebeijiandanshoushilexia,cikebaimanlejiuxihaiyouyiqunzhunbeihexijiudeqinyouxianglin。
fandaoshiyuxintong,meikandaotadeshenying。
wozoujinyuanzi,herenshideqinqidaleshengzhaohu。
zhibenwuzizouqu,kuaikaojinshitingdaolimianchuanlaiyuxintongkuqideshengyin。
“qiuqiunifangguowoba,woyougepengyouzhangdebiwohaokanduole,wobatapianguolaijinizuolaopoxingbuxing。”
我眼神一暗。
buyongxiang,takouzhongdepengyoukendingshiwole。
haoshixiangbudaowo,yudaoweixianledaoshidiyigebawotuichulai。
绑定骂人反弹系统后,朋友把她自己咒死了