《上门按摩,吸我阳气过分了吧?》 小说介绍
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《上门按摩,吸我阳气过分了吧?》 第2章 我要死了 免费试读
wodunshiyizheng,“shenme?sile?zenmeside?!”
dayetanxidao,“heyaoside。ai,duohaodegunianga,gangjiehunmeiduojiu,kexige……”
shuowan,dayeyaozhetoulikaile。
刚结婚?
wozhanzaiyuandidairuomuji。
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ruguoshuotayijingsile,neizuowanhewochanmianderenshishei?
鬼吗?
OMG!
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de,zheiqianbuyaoyeba,zhidangshikuaihuole。
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我去,这特么谁啊?
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“womenyijingjinlile……”
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wohaixiangzaishuoshenme,yishengyijinghandao,“xiayiwei!”
我真是欲哭无泪。
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wobujinchenglegefeiren,haitemekuaisile。
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“是么?”
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xiazixiaodao,“yinyangzhongyibufenjia,laofunaishiwang、wen、wen、qiezhiwangzhenya。”
“哦——”
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xiaziniezhuwodeshouwan,kaishiqiemai。
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qudaofujinyichumenmianfang,limianguazhewuxingbaguatu,haiyouyipaizhongyaoju。
xiazinachuyizhihezi,dao,“chileta,baonigaozhenwuyou。”
“真的?”
wodunshishuangyanyiliang,shenshouguoqu。
“等下!”
xiazianzhuhezi,shuodao,“babaikuai,buhaijia。”
卧槽,这么贵!
wochiyilexia,wendao,“yaoshichilemeixiaoguozenmeshuo?”
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“行!”
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这个我早该想到了。
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上门按摩,吸我阳气过分了吧?