《高考前一天,我确诊倒数第一》 小说介绍
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gaokaoqianyitian,banshangsuoyourenjuexingfenshuxitong,nengkanqingmeigerendegaokaofenshu。
tamenjingyadifaxian,xianglainianjidiyidewo,shibanlidedaoshuyiming。
yushiwanniandierdesiduitouchaofengwo:「pingshidechengjidoushichaodeba,weileyingwoniyeshishafeikuxin。」
yizhiyilaidezhuiqiuzheyezhuanbianlemubiao,chengledierdetiangou。
keshiwoshibushiwangjishuole。
我已经被保送了啊。
01.
gaokaoqianyitian,quanbanjuexinglechaonengli,suoyourendoukanjiantoushangdeshuzi。
neishiyitianyihoudegaokaochengji。
anzhaopaiming,woshibanjidaoshudiyi。
woailaichuang,zaisusheliduotanglejifenzhong。
jieguojiuzheijifenzhong,yigezhaliedeyaoyanzaibanjichuankaile——nianjidiyidechengjidoushichaoxilaide。
wangleshuo,nianjidiyi,shiwo。
02.
wodaojiaoshishi,suoyourenkanwodeyanshendoubutaidui。
shiyizhongjiazazhetanjiuhexianqidemuguang。
wosihaomeizaiyi,dingzheshuiyanmenglongdeyanjiuzaizuoweishangdengzaocan。
woweilaidenanpengyou,luhuaichuan,huileidabudongdijiwodaizaocan。
wogangzuoxiayimiao,wannianlaoerlinyankeguyifangdaleshengyinzantan:
「huaichuan,nijiaayiaodetangzhenhaohe,yihouwodouxianghe。」
我转过头看去。
neifencongqiandushuyuwodezaocan,xianzaizhengzhengqiqidibaizailinyankedekezhuoshang。
haiyouwocengjingjiluhuaichuantiguode,aihedepaigutang。
linyankezuijiaotiaoqitiaoxindexiao,chaozhewodefangxiang:
「buguotingshuoxianzailianpaigudouyoujiadele,nishuohaiyoushenmeshizhendema。」
tabajiaziyaodehenqingxi。
xiayimiaowobianganshoudaosuoyourendemuguangdoudingzaiwoshenshang。
luhuaichuanchongnidimoshanglinyankedetou:
「yankexianghedehua,tiantianjinidai。」
我大脑瞬间空白。
luhuaichuankeshicengjinghewoyuedingguo,kaowanshijiuzhengshizaiyiqi。
现在这是?
变心了?
wobuzhidaogaizenmemianduizheiyangdeqingkuang,shiguoqubaluhuaichuanlachuquwenqingchu,haishishenmeyebuzuo。
wozhinenggangadikesouliangsheng。
luhuaichuanfaxianlewo,meiyouhepingchangyiyangsipilailiandicoushanglai,fanyingjiqilengdan。
「yourenkesou,biebaganmaochuanranjinile,nikeshiyaokaozhuangyuanderen。」
tabalinyankehuzaishenhou,fangfowoshishenmeelang。
wowuyanzashe,haobanshangshizaibiebuzhucaiwenlechulai:
「luhuaichuannihelinyankezaiyiqile?」
「哈哈。」
shizaishitaiganga,wozhidexiaoleliangsheng,biaoshizijidebuzaiyi。
luhuaichuanbiyidikanlewoyiyan:
「nizijibuhuikan?wopashiwangle,nizhuangnianjidiyitaijiu,shibushikanbierenyejuededoushizhuangde?」
「meiguanxi,neijiurangwolaigaosuni,wojuedinggaokaohouhelinyankezaiyiqile。」
「bijing,zhiyouzhuangyuancainengpeideshangwo。」
linyanketiaoxindiyangqilian,shenshouheluhuaichuanshizhijinkou。
03.
「林妍可是状元?」
wowaizhenaodai,shizaihenyihuo。
haimeikaoshi,zenmejiuchulezhuangyuan?
linyankeqingxiaoyisheng,congluhuaichuanshenhouzhanchulai,naxiabaduizhewo:
「dangranshiwo,nanbuchengshini?sibailingqifenyexiangdangzhuangyuan?」
「nizheiyangdefenshu,zhihuiladiwomenbandepingjunfen。」
「nipeijinhuojianbanma?」
四百零七分?
在说我吗?
wolalelatongzhuodexiuzi,qingshengwen:
「wozhikaosibailingqi?tamennaoziyouwentiba。」
tongzhuodanyoudiwangxiangwo,minzuihuanglehaobantian,caibatamenjuexingfenshuxitongdeshiqinggaosulewo。
hezhejiushiyinweizheixiemoxuyoudedongxi,duiwodetaidujiufashengleyibaibashidudezhuanbian?
「xianzainidongleba?hezhiyao,nipingshidechengjidoushichaodeba?weileyingguowo,niyeshishafeikuxin。」
jiezhetakanleyiyanluhuaichuan,bailewoyiyan:
「wohaibuzhidaoma?nikaodiyijiushiweilegouyinhuaichuan。」
「danshiduibuqia,nizheiyangxurongdenvren,huaichuanshikanbushangde。」
luhuaichuandiantou,shiwangdeyanshencongwoshenshangsaoguo:
「hezhiyao,nitairangwoshiwangle,wangwozainishenshanghuafeilezheimeduoshijian,zaozhidaonidiyishijiade,sheinengkanshangni。」
「小孩身材。」
woyiqianbulejieluhuaichuandeshihou,tingshuoguotacengfashizhihuihenianjidiyitanlianai。
yinweizhiyounianjidiyicaipeideshangta。
woyiweizhishitazhongershiqideyijuwanxiao。
没想到来真的?
shenmeshihoufenshuchenglexuannvpengyoudebiaozhunle?
yiqiantaduiwoneixiexuqingjiayiwangwodangzuozhenxin。
woshenxiyikouqi,zoudaoluhuaichuanhelinyankemianqian:
「wangbapeilvdou,nilianghaizhenshijuepei。yaobuyaojinimenxianchangyanzoujiehunjinxingqu,nimenxianzailingzhenga?」
「yigewannianlaoer,yigezishishengao,haihaoniliangjuedingzaiyiqile,burankeyaoquhuohaibieren。」
噗嗤。
benlaiyinweiwodehua,xianrujijingdejiaoshili,fachuyizhenxiao。
zhongrendemuguangcongwomensashenshangyidaoshengyindelaiyuan。
lianwoyemeirenzhukanguoqu。
shixusongwen,xuexiaoxiaocao,banjidaoshudiyi。
xianzaishidaoshudierle,wozaitahoumianchengzhe。
tazuijiaogouqisiyouruowudehudu,kanxiangwo,henrenzhendixunwen:
「wohuidangangqin,xuyaobanzouma?」
linyankeheluhuaichuanliandouheile。
他俩惹不起徐宋闻。
linyankeshengyindoudilejifen,daizhesajiaodeyiweidunang:
「xutongxuenizenmezheiyang?wozhishitihuaichuandabaobuping,bijingyougexurongguaipianletadeganqing,wozhishixintengta。nandaoxutongxuebujuedeguofenma?」
linyankezhizhewo,shuodezizizhenxin:
「tabazhandiyizheimejiu,sheizhidaoshibushihexuexiaolishenmelingdaoyouguanxi,zuolebi......」
「bijinggaokaosibailingqifen,womenbansuibiansheinajiaokaodoubitakaodegao。」
「neiwojiuxiangwenle,tapingshidechengjishizenmelaideni。silaixiangqu,zhongyurangwoxiangqiyouyitianzaixuexiaomenkoukanjiantahexiaozhanglalacheche,shuobuding......jiushineimelaideni。」
04.
wozhenshidigulelinyankezhengyanshuoxiahuadechengdu。
wohexiaozhangzhengchangdazhaohu,yenengbeitashuodezheimerangrenfuxianglianpian。
danzheizhongshiqing,wocaibuhuixianruzizhengxianjing。
woshuangshouyitan,didaolinyankemianqian:
「sheijuzhengsheizhengshi,qingjiaochuwozuobidezhengjuhaiyouhexiaozhanglalachechedezhengju。」
linyankexiepiewoyiyan,buxiedihuida:
「nijiranganzuozheizhongshiqing,neikendingzangdehaohaode,zenmehuijiwomenluchuzhengju?」
「yaoshuozuidadezhengju,bujiushinidegaokaofenshuma?ruguonizhendeshinianjidiyi,zenmehuizhikaosibailingqide?」
我真是无奈了。
wozhilezhizijidenaodai,feichangyihuodiwen:
「nishizhunaozitingbudongrenhuama?」
「woshuole,sheijuzhengsheizhengshi,nizenmezhengmingsibailingqifenshiwodegaokaochengji?」
linyankedengdaleyan,zhizhewobizi,nininibantianyemeishuochugesuoyiran。
最后只留下一句:
「suoyourendouzheimejuede,nishizuishaderen,jikanbujianyebunenglijie。」
「你和我们有壁!」
wohelinyankeshuobuxiaqule,tataiben。
我转过身问同桌:
「nimenweishenmejuedeshigaokaofenshu?」
同桌眨巴眨巴眼睛:
「shilinyankefaxiande,chulenizhiwaishuzicongxiaodaodadoushianpingshipaiminglaide,ganjuehaishiyoudiankexinde......」
tongzhuoyueshuoyuexiaosheng,jiezheluchuyigekuaikuledebiaoqingwen:
「yaoyao,nibuhuizhendegaokaofahuishichangba?liannidoufahuishichangdehua,neitishiyouduonana......」
linyanke「ei」leyisheng,chajinwohetongzhuodeduihua:
「shuoshenmeni?shenmefahuishichang,zheijiaozhengchangfahuiya。」
「bijingtapingshineixiediyi,keshilaidexiqiao。」
luhuaichuanshenshendikanlewoyiyan,duilinyankedehuayebiaoshizanxu:
「shiyouxieqiguai,hezhiyao,shishibaizaimianqian,nijiubiezhuangle,meirenjinishuoguoma?nizheiyangzhuangbi,tebiechou,meiyounanrenhuikanshangnide。」
「haiyou,nibazhanleyanyanzheimejiudediyi,niyinggaixiangtadaoqian。」
「yeyinggaixiangbeiniqipianlezheimejiudewodaoqian。」
「zhiyuwodeneixiezaocan,jiudangwoweizhule,niyebuyonghaile。」
「yizhouqianwosongleniyigecaomeifajia,nihaijiwoba,woyaosongjiyanyan。」
linyankemanyangandongdihuiwangluhuaichuan。
erwozhenggerenquerutongbeitianleipizhong。
zheishizaiyanshenmefeizaojuxianchang?wonanyixiangxiangzheizhonghuashiconggaosankuaibiyederenzuilishuochulaide。
我无语扶额:
「diyi,woyouzhuangbideziben,woyebuxuyaobeinanrenkanshang。」
「dier,nihelinyankewumiewozuobi,yinggaixiangwodaoqian。」
「disan,nineigecaomeifajia,wozaonongdiule,nankandeyaosi。womingtianquxiaoshangpinpifachaoshipeishigejini。」
luhuaichuanmanliandibukezhixinkanzhewo:
「你丢了?」
「neikeshiwojingxintiaoxuanlehaojitiandeliwu,nijurannongdiule?」
「hezhiyao,nibujinshigexurongxinqiangdenvren,haishiyigejiantabierenzhenxinderen。」
linyankeshunjianfushangluhuaichuandeshenti,qingqingpaidazhe,roushenganfu:
「huaichuanbieqile,shizheigejianrenbuzhihaodai,yaoshiwodehua,henbudetiantiandaitoushang。」
shuowan,tahaigualewoyiyan。
「e?nizhendeyaotiantiandaitoushangma?」
05.
xusongwenturankaikou,zhanqishenlai,maizhezhangtuichaowomenzheibianzouguolai。
ranhoucongkoudailitaochuyigejuchouwubidecaomeifajia。
babifen,ertongchouxianghuacaomei,liezhidexiangshicunfangleershiniandegudong。
「zheishiwojiandaodehezhiyao,budui,nidecaomeifajia,haijinile。」
linyankelianjiachoudongzhekanxiangxusongwenshoushangtangzhedeneimeichouxiangfajia。
dingzheluhuaichuanqidaideyanshen,wojinlequantou,daidaoletoushang。
yishunjian,xiangshijinrulexiangcundawutai。
bushaorenkaishididixiaochusheng。
weiduluhuaichuanmeichajuedao,pengzhelinyankedeliankuazangebuting。
sihaomeichajuelinyankepenhuodeyanshen。
「hezhiyao!nizhenshigejianren!zheime......haokandefajiadoudiule,nixianghuaichuandaoqian!」
xusongwentanlekouqi,zhanzaiwomianqian,zhimianlinyanke:
「shiwoshuodebugouqingchuma?wojiandaode,bushitaguyidiude。」
「jiusuantashiguyinongdiude,yezuodehao,bijingzheizhongpolanhuo,yepeibushangta。」
「duiba,nianjidiyi。」
他对着我挑眉一笑。
woganjidihuiwangtadiantou:
「bucuo,zheizhongdongxi,wonainaidoubuyidingqiaodeshang。」
我嫌弃地摇头:
「太过时了。」
jiezheyoujiazhongyuqi,jiadayaotoudefudu:
「太丑了!」
luhuaichuanfenhendidengzhewo,youqiaoqiaolinyankenaodaishangdecaomeifajia:
「nibiedebudaojiufasuan。」
wolandezaihezheiliangdiangongdianposhuohua,dasuanbaibaishoujiubazheipaguoqule。
mashangyeyaodaoshangkeshijianle,tamenbuxiangxiuxihuier,wohaixiangni。
danlinyankekemeidasuanzheimefangguowo。
talazhuwodeshouwan,zuzhiwolikai。
beixusongwengualeyiyanyouganjinfangkai。
「hezhiyao,nihaimeijiwomendaoqianni,nixiangjiuzheiyangfanpian?」
「huaichuanshuodedui,niqiangzouwozheimeduocidiyi,nashenmepeiwo?」
「yaobushini,wohehuaichuangegezaojiuzaiyiqile,nidangewomenzheimejiu,bugaidaoqianma?」
「anzheimesuan,nihaishiwomenzhijiandedisanzhe!nipohuailewomendeganqing!」
wozaizheiyikebeichedidizhenhan,wufapingjingxialai。
genbenmeibanfalijielinyankedenaohuilu。
tashuodedui,womenyoubi。
huoxushijianwochichimeishuohua,linyankeyiweiwoshixinxule,zhangzhezuiyouyaoshuochuxiechaofengdehua。
quezaizheishi,beixusongwendaduan:
「停。」
「linyanke,yinggaishiniyaoxianghezhiyaodaoqian。」
linyankedengdaleyan,manlianyihuo,zhizheziji:
「wo?wocuozainali?wopingshenmeyaoxiangtadaoqian?xusongwennibiezhangzhenijiayouqian,jiuzheimeqiangshi!」
xusongwenluchuxianqideshense,dandandikaikou:
「蠢货。」
「sibailingqifenyouzenmele?nibuzhidaoyouyizhongdongxi,jiaobaosongma?」
                
                                高考前一天,我确诊倒数第一