全家食物中毒，害我错过高考
《全家食物中毒，害我错过高考》 小说介绍
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我妈突然变脸。
看。
这就是我妈。
neishiyinweiwoyiqiantaidongshitaixintengni。
wodejiangxuejindoujileni。
wozhishigehaimeiyouzhuanqiannenglidegaozhongsheng。
luoguangyaoyishuangxiezidoujibaikuai，womayanjingdoubuzhayixiamaile。
woyigeyueshenghuofeiyejiujibaikuai。
tayidiandoubudanxinwogoubugouyong。
“xuexiaoziliaofeiyaojiao，womeigeyueyijingjinliangbuchiwanfanle。”
qishibanzhurenlaozhouxintengwo，youtoutoubutiewotadejiaoshizhigongcan。
“shenmeziliaofei？nijierenjiakankanjiuxingle，bujiuzheimeguolaidema？”
shia，nanweiwohainengbaochinianjidiyidechengji。
我都觉得不可思议。
shuowanwomajiuzhijiechulechufang。
zhitidongzuohenshulianchaozhecai，kewonaoziliyijingshanguowushuzhongniantou。
“ma，yihuinijiwomaixinchudeqiuxiequ，yejiusanbaikuaiqian。”
chuzhongdeluoguangyaoyougaoyouzhuang。
wozaitamianqianjianzhixianggemeifayudexiaoxuesheng。
“shanggeyuebucaimaiyishuang？”
妈脸上挂着笑。
“kuanshiyansedoubuyiyang！nimaibumai？”
luoguangyaozhijieduqibukenchifan，bawozuodefancaizhijieshuaizaiyibian。
“chiwanjiuqumai，niganjinchi。”
mashengpaluoguangyaobuhaohaochifan。
tazongshuonengchishifu，danshinvhaiziyaoshoudiancaihaokan，suoyiwobunengduochi。
luoguangyaoxilihualachideyitahutu，bajizuiwotingdeyanjiaozhichouchou。
“huilaizaixiwan，luopingnigenzheyiqiqu，wojintianshouyoudianteng。”
wozaixinlichaofengyixiao，bushishouteng，shiwohuilailesuoyiwomashenmedoubuxianggan。
roulerouyouxieyunxuandetou，wonaohaizhongshanguoyigeniantou。
luoguangyaobujinmailexinqiuxie，haimaileyishenyifu，tataipangle，yifudoubutaihaomai，guanglehaojigedifangcaimaidao。
erwolianseyecangbaidekepa。
zhidaobanxiawucaihuilai，zheigeshihoulouxiaganghaoshisanguliupozhaduilaokedeshihou。
“yozheiniangsanquguangshangchangle？”
“mailebushaodongxia，luopingzenmekanqilaihenbushufuliansezheimecha？”
“weiwei！yundaole！zheiguinvyunguoqule！”
人群一阵骚乱。
woyundaozaidishang，bushengrenshi。
低血糖肯定犯了。
“wodeqiuxie！luopingniganshenme？！haibujiwoqilai？！”
yinweiwodaoxiadeshihouzhenghaobaqiuxieheziyazaishenxia。
luoguangyaoyoushoujixiehedexiguan。
limadalilachewodeshentibawotuidaoyibian。
“gaiside！douyabianle！”
他暴怒的声音传来。
“nizheixiaozi！nijiedouyunguoquleniguanxinyishuangpoxie！”
“pingpingtama，nizheizahuishi？haizibushufuhairangtachuqu？hailinzheimeduodongxi？”
“赶紧送医院啊！”
qizuibashedeshengyinchuanlai，woyidongbudongtangzaidishang，napaetouheshouzhougangcaikezaidishangshengteng。
“zhuang！rangnizhuang！zaobuyunwanbuyunzheigeshihouyun，nipeiwoxiehe！”
luoguangyaoyonglizaiwolianshangshanleyibazhang。
“nizenmehuishi？！zheijiushipingpingmanikouzhongshuodeguaierzi？！”
“luoguangyaozheichouxiaozixiashoumeigeqingzhong，kuaikuai，jiuhucheguolaile。”
yinqigongfendeluoguangyaohaidashengrangrangzhejiaoma。
womashuohuadeshengyinbeiyanmei，wobeiyigerenlouzaihuaili，shishuxidefeizaoqingxiang。
是高阿姨！
yiyuanteyoudexiaodushuiweidaochongmanbiduan。
“yanzhongyingyangbuliang，dixuetanghenyanzhong，erqiezuoshouxiaoshouzhiguzhemeiyouhaohaohuliyijingniuqubianxingle。”
医生的声音传来。
“pingpingma，doushenmeshidailenihainengranghaiziyingyangbuliang，nierzikechideyigedingpingpingsange。”
“nipingshihaishuoduipingpingyouduohaoduohao，nanbuchengjiushizuibashuoshuo？haishuohaizishiguangchibupang，zheiyagenjiushimeijitachibaoba？”
“pingpingzheimezhengqi，zenmemeijianyourenshuoguangyaochengjihao？”
高阿姨很生气。
luoguangyaochengjilandebunengkan，geweishudechengji，womazenmekenenghuishuochulai。
“gaoayiniguanduoleba？jiaozheimeqinre，zenmeluopingshinishengdea？”
luoguangyaomeihaoqideshengyinchuanlai。
“gaojie，biegenhaiziyibanjianshi，zhei，woyebuzhidaoluopingzenmejiuyingyangbuliangle，shenghuofeiwoyeyouji。”
siyazizuiying，womahaiqitubaguoshuaiwoshenshang。
“zheihaizikuaigaokaole，yaliduoda，pingpingzheimeyouxiudehaizinizenmejiubuzhidaozhenxini？yaoshiwodeguinv，wokendingbuhuizheiyangduita。”
gaoayiyuqipoyouxiewunai。
“zheimexihuanluopingnidaihuiquyanga！jiuzhidaoxiabibi。yigenvdeyoushenmexiqide？”
luoguangyaozheijuhuazhijierangzhenggebingfangdouanjingle。