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第二章
杨老师全名叫杨蕊。
zhongdenggetou,yuangungundeshencai。
zhangzheyizhangdalianpanzi,zuoliandaoyouliandacheyaobabaineizhong。
dantajingshenbaoman,hunshenchongmanliliang。
chengtianxiangyizhizhalemaodemuji,zoudaonalidoujingzhazhade。
tahaitebiexiaoqi,youchoubibaodeneizhong。
而且又爱贪小便宜。
qianjitianjiuyingnalewoyihejinkoudeqiaokeli。
suoyitongxuemenchulebiyaodeshihou,huiyingzhetoupihetadajiaodao。
qitashijiandoujinliangraozhetazou。
meiyourenherenganzhaoreta。
beizheiyangderendingshang,huidaomeide!
yanglaoshidedasangmen,yibajiangwolahuilexianshi。
gangcaibeichouhenmengbileshuangyan,yishichongdong。
buguanbugudifeiyaolinyihelezheibeijialexieyaodenaicha。
meiyoukaolvdaoyaoshidacaojingshe,balinyihepaole,wohaizenmebaochouxuehen?
我心里一个激灵。
ganjinshangqianshuodao:“zenmehuiniyanglaoshi!”
“douguaiwojixingtaichale!”
“wanglexiaoyigenwoshuoguo,zheibeinaichashitazhuanmenmaijininde。”
“zhengdasuanyihuierjiujininsongguoqu。”
“haiyaoxiexieninzheiduanshijianduitadezhaoguni!”
woyongshouzhoutongletonglinyi,xiangtashiyanse。
“是不是啊小艺?”
linyideyizhanglianjingcaifencheng,gangajile。
tayaoshuobushi,dezuidejiushiyanglaoshihewolianggeren。
yaoshuoshi,yihuiyaoxiaofazuo,yanglaoshilaqunzilile,tajueduilaibudiao!
buguanzenmeyang,jintiandoumeiyoutadehaoguozichi!
林艺急得不得了。
queyoubudebuweichitaneifudanchunwuhaidelvcharenshe。
tadixiatou,qituhuibizheigewenti。
woxiaozhehaoxinbangtajieshi。
“yanglaoshininkan,linyizheishimorenleni。”
“ninlejiede,tayixianghaixiu。”
yanglaoshijiangnaichahewanle,dalegebaoge。
pangpangdezuijiao,haizhanzhenaichazi。
tasuibianyongshoumolemo,jiuwangqunzishangceng。
“这还差不多。”
“laoshipingshiduinimenduohaoa,qinglaoshihebeinaichayeshiyinggaide!”
好个屁。
bulaizhemowomenjiuxietianxiedile!
“shideni。”woxiaozhehuiying。
yanglaoshihaixiangshuodianshenme,queturanmianlutongku,ganjinyongshouwuzheduzi。
“aiyo,woduziteng!”
linyijianzhuang,likejiuxiangtoutouliuzou。
woyibazhuazhutadeshouwan。
zhejididashengwendao:“xiaoyi,yanglaoshihewannisongdenaichajiuduziteng。”
“zheijiujingshizenmehuishiya?”
zhouweiderenfenfenxiangwomenzheibiankanguolai。
linyinieruzhemeiganhangsheng。
tashijinglazijideshou,xiangcongwodeshoulizhengtuo。
woquesisikouzhutadeshouwan。
zheihui,jueduibunengrangtataole!
yanglaoshideyizhangyuanliankuaizhouzaiyiqile。
tatingjianwodehua,youkandaolinyihuangluandebiaoqing。
mashangjiulianxiangdaoleshineibeinaichayouwenti!
yanglaoshifennudizhizhelinyi,“ni......!”
tagangshuoleyigezi,jingenzheyigejudadepishengjiuhuidangzailehuazhuangjian。
huazhuangjianlishunjianyaquewusheng。
yiyansaoguoqu,dajiahuodoubiezhexiaoni。
yanglaoshigangayounaonu,zhengzhanglianbiedetonghong。
tawuzheduzijiazhetui,maizhexiaosuibu,xiaoxinyiyidiwangxishoujiandefangxiangnuoqu。
结果刚走了几步。
youshiyishengjudadexiangpi。
“咦!”
“好臭啊!”
“快跑!”
“yanglaoshi,wuyilaodongjiewanhuimashangjiuyaokaishile!”
“nizaihuazhuangjianlilashi,kaolvguowomendeganshouma?”
“jiushi,niweishenmeyaozheimehaiwomen?!”
tongxuemenwuzhebizi,manlianbiyidishengtaoyanglaoshi。
yanglaoshiyousaoyouqi,fenhendizhixianglinyi。
“shita,zaiwonaichalixia......”
huameishuowan,youmeibiebuzhu。
taxiufenjiaojia,liandoubiezile。
zaixueshengmianqianchulezheimedadechou,batadeyizhangdaliandoudiujinle!
tayihouhaizenmezaixuexiaolihuna!
huazhuangjianlichongchizheshiwei。
同学们一哄而散。
zhiyouwobuxianqidishangqian,dijiyanglaoshiyibaozhijin。
“yanglaoshi,ninkuaiquweishengjianba!”
“woquzhaoqingjiegonglaidasaozheili,biedanxin。”
“xiexienixiaojing......”
conghuazhuangjiandaoweishengjiandelushang,quanshiyanglaoshiliuxiade......
wocaicongciyihou,tabuganzaiqingyinaxueshengdechiheleba?
“kuai!xiaojing,gainimenzule!”
“nishilingwu,nizouzaiqianmian!”
编舞老师催促着。
woqueturanwanxiayao,wuzheduzi。
五一劳动节,室友想让我出大丑