我的淘宝变异了
《我的淘宝变异了》 小说介绍
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《我的淘宝变异了》 第四章：买成人电影的八戒 免费试读
lingtianbudongrushanzhanzaiyuandi，dailaohuheshanbaokaojin，yanzhongfeikuaishanguoyidaohanguang，mengdehongchuliangquan。
‘轰隆！’一声。
laohu、shanbaocanjiaozhewanghoubaotui，zuihouzhongzhongzhuangzaiqiangbishang，tineiqixuefeiteng，renbuzhutuchuliangkouxianxue，huanhuandaozaidishangshenyin。
lengrubingjingdaile，zhangdazuibakanzhelingtian，zuzunengsaijinquyigepingguo，zheishizijigongsideyigexiaozhiyuan？tazenmejiuneimebuxiangxinni？
huachenheshale，tawanwanxiangbudaolingtianzheimeqiang，laohuheshanbaokeshitajingxintiaoxuandeqiangzhe，qianzheshituiwutezhongbing，houzheshizhiyeshashou，pingridaizhetamenwuwangbuli，danxianzaiquebaizailingtianshouli，zuikongbudeshiliantadeyizhaodoujiebuxia。
zhangshihunshenmengliezhandou，zaozailaohuerrendaoxiadeneiyishunjian，tajiuhedeniaole，zaigongsiliqifulingtianneimejiu，ruguotayeduizijilaineimeyixia，zijizaojiusiwuzangshenzhidi，kepa！zhenshitaikepale！
lingtianmeijuedezijizuolejianduolebuqideshi，lianshangguazheruoyouruowudexiexiaoxiangqianzouqu。
huachentuihoujibu，liansenankandehoudao：“lingtian，woshihuajiaderen，yaoshinigandongwoyigenhanmao，wobaozhengnijianbudaomingtiandetaiyang。”
lengrubingsuiranxiangranglingtianjihuachendianjiaoxun，dantazhenpalingtianchongdongrexiadahuo，ganjinquandao：“lingtian，nilengjingdian，buyaoluanlai，rangtalikaiba！”
“dui，dui，zhiyaonirangwolikai，wobaozhengbuhuizhaonidemafan。”huachenzuishangzheiyangshuo，kezaixinliquezaiedudefashi：zhiyaoguolezheiyiguan，benshaorangniqiushengbudeqiusibuneng。
zhangshizhanzaihoumiankouganshezao，shiqingfazhandaozheigedibu，yijingyuanyuandechaochuletadeyiliao，ruguozaozhidaolingtianrucixiongmeng，jiusuanjietayibaigedan，tayebuganzheiyangzuo。
lingtianzhizhujiaobu，taochuyigenyandianran，huanhuanxileliangkou，dingzhehuachenwanweidao：“linhaiheheyoumingdehuadashaoyehuihaipa，jintianzhenshizhangjianshile，shuochuqudoubuhuiyourenxiangxin。”
tingjianzheiju，huachenlianseyibianzaibian，xinlibietiduofennu，tazhenxiangkaikoufanbo，danhuadaozuibianyingshishuobuchulai，yinweitashizhendepale，haipazoushanglaohuerrendelaolu。
“lingtian，wojinggaonizuihaotinglengrubingde，nigandongwoyigentoufa，jiusuannitaodaotianyahaijiaoyenantaoyisi。”huachenfachuzuiyanzhongdejinggao。
“是吗？”
lingtianxiexieyixiao，jiangyantoudiuzaidishangcaimie，zailengrubingdeyishengjianjiaoxia，tachongshangqianduizhunhuachenzuoyouliangtuitileyijiao。
“啊！痛死我了！”
huachenlianseshunjianbiandecangbai，canjiaozhedaozaidishang，tazhidaozijideshuangtuiyijingduanle，cishicike，taduilingtianchongmanlewujindehenyi，dangranhaiyoujuyi。
shuoshichi，neishikuai，zheiyiqiedoushizaidianguanghuoshizhongfashengde，zhanzaiyipangdelengrubingxiangyaozuzhiyijinglaibuji，kanzhehuachendecanyang，tazhenshipalingtiantongxiashashou，ganjinchongshangqiandangzaihuachenmianqian。
“lingtian，goule，huachenyijingshoudaoyingyoudechengfale，woqiunijiuzheiyangsuanleba！”lengrubingshuodaozuihouyijushengyindouzaizhandou，tayehentaoyanhuachen，danmeiyoubanfa，lengjiahehuajiayouhenduohezuo，ruguozhennaodaobukeshoushidedibu，neiduilengjiajianghuishiyigehenchenzhongdedaji。
lingtianjiechudaolengrubingdemuguangxinliyizhan，tahaishidiyicijiandaoduifangzheigeyangzi，jixintengyouyoudiankuijiu，tayijingbalengrubingdangchenglezijidenvren，duifangdouzheiyangkenqiule，huachenzishihuimaitayigemianzi，zaishuolingtianyemeidasuanxianzaijiujiejuelehuachen。
“hao，jintiandeshidaociweizhi。”
tingjianzheiju，lengrubingdadadesonglekouqi，zainaoxiaqutabuzhizijinengbunengchengshoudele。
huachenyesonglekouqi，buguotaxintougengduodeshichouhen，zaizijixihuandenvrenmianqiandiujinlelianbushuo，erqiehaiyaokaotaqiuqingcai‘huolexialai’，zheibishaletahaiyaorangtatongku。
kanjianlingtiandemuguangtouguolai，zhangshiyouruqingtianbeileipi，hunshendaleyigelengzhanguilexialai，kezhetouqiudao：“lingtian，yiqianshiwogouyanwuzhudezuileni，haiqingnijiwoyigejihui，wobaozhengyihouzaiyebuhuichuxianzainidemianqian，nibawodangchengyigepifangleba！”
lingtianwenyan，zuijiaogoulechuyimoruoyouruowudexiexiao，dandandeshuo：“wokemeiyouzheiyangdepi。”
zhangshiweiweiyileng，fanyingguolaigengshiyonglideketou，tajuedelingtianshizaitaikepale，zijidezhuzihuachenkeshilinhaihuajiadashao，shuofeijiufeile，lianyanjingdoubuzhayixia，neixiangcaisitahaibugencaisiyizhimayiyiyangjiandan。
“lingtian，wozhidaocuole，qiuniraolewoba！”
“lingtian，nijiujiwoyigejihuiba，wobaozhengxixingemianzhongxinzuoren。”
“……”
kanzhebigouhaibeiweidezhangshi，lingtianxinlitongkuaibuyi，yiqiantacengjinghuanxiangguozheiyitian，xiangguohenduozhongshoushizhangshidebanfa，danzhendaolezheiyibu，buzhizenmede，taturanfaxianmeilexingqu，caiyitiaoliangoudouburudekelianchongyidianyisidoumeiyou。
dianshangyigenyan，huanhuanxileliangkou，lingtianbaibaishou，dingzhezhangshilenglengdao：“daishangnidezhuzilikegundan。”
zhangshirumengdashe，cazheetoushangdelenghanlianshuozhexiexiedehua，ranhouzhanqilaifuzhelianseheiruguodizaixiaoshengtongjiaodehuachenzoule，congshizhizhong，huachenyijuhenhuadoumeiganshuo，shengpayourelailingtiandeyidunshoushi。
“zhenshide，lianmenyebuguan，hehe！”
lingtianxiaozheguanshangmen，zoudaofanzhuoqianzuoxia，wangzhehaizaifalengdelengrubingshuodao：“zongjingli，zuoxiachifana，bieweileququxiaoshiyingxianglexinqing，buzhidea！”
tingjianzheiju，lengrubingwuyu，feichangwuyu，shensefuzadezuoxia，dingzhelingtiankanlejinyifenzhong，wendao：“lingtian，nizhidaohuajiazailinhaiyiweizheshenmema？”
lingtiandiandiantou：“wozhidao。”
“jirannizhidao，neiniweishenmehaiyaotiduanhuachendeliangtiaotui，nichuangdahuole。”
tingdongyanwaizhiyi，lingtianheleyikoujiu，fanwen：“zongjingli，nideyisishizhinenghuachenwuruwoshalewo，erwobunengfankangshima？”
lengrubinglianseyibianzaibian，baizheshoudao：“wobushizheigeyisi，wodeyisishinijiubunengduihuachenqingdian，tuiyibuhaikuotiankong，xianzainidaduanhuachendeshuangtui，tayidingbuhuifangguoni。”
“woduitaqingdian，tajiunengfanglewoma？”
lengrubinghunshenmengdeyizhan，lengjingxialaihaohaoxiangxiang，yitaduihuachendelejie，xinyantexiaoyouchoubibao，jiusuanlingtianshenmedoubuzuofangleta，huachenyejueduibukenengfangguolingtian。
“haole，haole，buzaishuozheige，womenchifan。”
lengrubingshenshenxileyikouqi，wendao：“lingtian，nijiuzhendeyidiandoubudanxinma？”
lingtianhuanhuanhelekoujiu：“binglaijiangdangshuilaituyan，woweishenmeyaohaipa？taxiangwanwojiufengpeidaodi。”
youlebianyitaobaozhei‘shenqi’，yaoshizaipaleququyigehuachen，neijueduihuirangrenxiaodiaodaya。
lengrubingnengganshoudaolingtianqiangdadezixin，hunshenyoushimengdeyizhan，taxianzaikendinglingtianjueduibushiputongren，xinliyizhizaiwen：lingtianjiujingshishenmeren？zaifengshenggongsijiujingyouheyitu？
jiexialaideqifenyoudianchenmen，lengrubingmanhuaifuzaxinsidehelingtianchiwanfan，ranhouwanjulequjiubahedetiyi，songtahuijia。
lingtianzishizhidaolengrubingxinlizenmexiangde，paoniuzheizhongshiyusuzebuda，genghekuangshilengrubingzheizhongbeiwanrenzhuiqiudenvshen，tahengzhezanmenlaobaixingjinerzhengaoxinghuidaolejia。
xileyigeshufudereshuizao，gangtangzaichuangshangyaowanhuiyouxi，quezaizheishiteyideshengyinxiangleqilai，lingtianxinliyixi，ganjindenglutaobao，faxianshiyige‘bajie’derenfalaiqingqiujiaweihaoyoudexinxi。
不会是那个八戒吧？
lingtiannaohailimaochuyizhangzhulian，buguanshibushi，zheigehaoyoudoubixujia，yinweijialejiuyouwuxiankeneng。
jiahaoyouchenggong，‘bajie’likefalaixiaoxi：“xiongdi，youpianma？”
“shenmepian？”lingtianbuquedingwendao。
“xiongdi，dajiadoushinanren，nijiubiegenwozhuangle，shihuagennishuo，woheqixiannvshitiegemen，tagenwoshuocongnizheihuanlejijianxinggandeneiyi，dangshiwojiuzhidaonikendingshiyigejiweiyouyanguangdesaonan，suoyiwojiuzhaolaile……”
lingtianetoumaochuyiguheixian，tahaishidiyicibeirenzheiyangkuazan，kuxiaobudehuileju：“xiongdi，niyaoshenmeleixingdepianzi？nageguojiade？”
“yikanxiongdizheimeshuo，wojiuzhidaowomeizhaocuoren，wozheigerenbijiaoxihuankanneixielingleitebiede，yibandepianziyijingbunengmanzuwole，zhiyaoninengrangwomanyi，jiagebushiwenti。”
wokao！kouweizhengouzhongde！
lingtianzaixinlitucaoyisheng，likedakaitaobaodeshoulugongneng，bashoujilibaocundeneixietoupai、smchengrenpianshangchuanshangqu，ranhoutongtongfajilebajie。
“xiongdi，nikankan，xihuannabuyaonabu，ruguobugou，wozaixiangbanfabangninong。”
“haolei，wolikexinshangxinshang，heihei！”
shuozhende，lingtianxianzaidexinqingzhenyoudianjidong，zheishitadiyicizaitaobaoshangherenzuojiaoyi，xiwangyouyigehaodekaishi。