《全网都在骂我时,我只说等交警来》 小说介绍
linwanluyanqinzhengshiyiweiputongdenianqingren,zaibielandexiaoshuo《quanwangdouzaimawoshi,wozhishuodengjiaojinglai》zhong,tayiwaifaxianzijiyongyoulechaonengli。congcizhihou,tatashangleyiduanchongmanmaoxianhetiaozhandelvcheng,yuxieeshilidouzheng,baohushijiedeanquan。zheibuyanqingxiaoshuojiangdailingduzhejinruyigechongmanjingxihezhenhandegushishijie,nandaonijiumeiyoucuoma?」woxiaolexiao,taochushouji,botonglewobadedianhua。1.dianhuaneitou,wobadeshengyinyirujiwangdichenwen。「qinzheng,zenmele?」woyan……。
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「wozhitingjiaojingde。」takanwoyouyanbujin,qijibaihuaidihouchuneijujingdiantaici:「paokaishishibutan,
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「nizheirenzenmehuishi?yabale?」「zhuanglerenjiuxiangpaoma?」wotiaomei:「sheishuowoyaopaole?」
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niyaoshibukaichecongzheiliguo,wohuibeizhuangma?」zhouweidekankeyoukaishiqieqiesiyu。
「zheihuashuodeyeyoudiandaoli。」「shia,yigebazhangpaibuxiang。」wobeizheiqiangdaoluojiqixiaole。
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gongjingdigongshen:「**,xianshengrangwolaichuli。」zhouweideyilunshengjiaranerzhi。
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laiyitang,**chebeirenpengle。」「gongguanbu?zhunbeiyixia,kenenghuiyoufumianyulun。」「wangjuzhangma?
wolaozhang,youdianxiaoshi......」yilianchuandedianhuadachuqu,zhangshushouqishouji,duiwoshuo:「**,
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wodandandishuo。wobaleran,buzaiduowen。tacongbuganshewodesishi,danzhiyaowokaikou,
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wodangshihaiganjiwoba,juedetashizaiweiwozhengqu。xianzaixianglai,tazhishizaishangyanshang。「hao。」
wopingjingdidaying。gaimianduide,zongyaomiandui。wodaoyaokankan,meiyoulewozheige「edunvpei」dechentuo,
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「shenmeshenmeyisi?」woguzuobujie。「qianjitiandeshi,wotingshuole。」tadeyanshenyouxieshanduo。
「niweishenmebugaosuwo?」「gaosunishenme?gaosuniwobeirenpengcile,
haishigaosuniwobanixinaidelinwansongjinlejuliusuo?」wojifengdigouqichunjiao。
luyandelianseshunjianchenlexialai。「nimingzhidaowobushineigeyisi!」「neinishishenmeyisi?
guaiwomeiyoudashihuaxiao,xiaoshihuale?guaiwomeiyoujinimianzi,rangniquyingxiongjiumei?」wodehuaxiangyibadao,
jingzhundichuozhongletadexinshi。luyandebiaoqingyouyishunjiandenankan。「wozhishijuede,
nimeibiyaobashiqingzuodeneimejue。」tabianjiedao。「linwanta......tabushiguyide。」
「bushiguyide?」woxiangshitingdaoletiandadexiaohua。「luyan,nishizaiwuruwodezhishang,
haishizaiwurunizijide?」「tayigegangbiyededaxuesheng,nalaineimeduoqianchuanyishenmingpai?
tayigerourouruoruodenvhaizi,nalaineimedayongqiwangcheshangzhuang?」「niganshuo,zheiyiqiegennimeiyouguanxi?」
luyanbeiwowendeyakouwuyan。shangyishi,tajiushiyongzheitaoshuoci,rangwoxinruande。tashuolinwanjiajingbuhao,
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shensedanmo,「luyan,womenjieshule。」shuowan,wobuzaikanta,zhuanshenjiuzou。「zhanzhu!」
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3.luyaokuaibuzouguolai,yibatuikaiwo。「qinzhengjie,niyouqifuwoge!」tahuzailuyanshenqian,
xiangyizhizhalemaodexiaomao。wobeitatuideyigelieju,houtuiliangbucaizhanwen。wolenglengdikanzheta:「luyao,
kanqingchu,shisheizaiqifushei。」luyaokanleyiyanluyanjinjinzhuazhewoshouwandeshou,qiyanruolebanjie。
「woge......wogezhishixianggennishuohua。」「youhuajiuhaohaoshuo,dongshoudongjiaosuanshenme?」
luyansihuyeyishidaozijideshitai,songkaileshou。wodeshouwanshang,yijingliuxialeyiquanqingxidehonghen。
「duibuqi,wo......」luyanxiangdaoqian,queyoulabuxialian。wolandegentajiuchan。「meishenmeshi,
woxianzoule。」「zhanzhu!」luyaoyouyicilanzhuwo。「qinzhengjie,
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「wotingshuole,nibarensongjinjuliusuole。niyetaihenxinleba?tabujiushixianggennikaigewanxiaoma?」
「wanxiao?」woqixiaole,「nazijidemingkaiwanxiao?nabierendeqiantukaiwanxiao?luyao,niguanzheijiaowanxiao?」
「nei......neitayebushiguyidea!」luyaohaizaizuiying,「wogedoushuole,tajialitiaojianbuhao,
kendingshiyishixiangbukai。」「suoyi,taqiongtajiuyoulile?taruotajiunengweisuoyuweile?」
wokanzheyanqianzheiduisanguangenzhewuguanpaodexiongmei,juededuoshuoyijudoushilangfeikoushe。「nimenxiongmeiliang,
zhenshitianshengyidui。」woraoguotamen,zhunbeilikai。luyanquezaicikaikou,shengyinlidaizhepibei。「qinzheng,
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shuowanzheijuhua,wotouyebuhuidizoule。liuxialuyanheluyao,lengzaiyuandi。huidaoyanhuiting,
wobazhengzaihejiweishangjiedalaotanxiaofengsheng。takandaowo,chaowozhaolezhaoshou。「zhengzheng,lai,
renshiyixiachenshushu。」wozouguoqu,guaiqiaodihanren:「chenshushuhao。」
chenshushushigekanqilaihenruyadezhongniannanren,taxiaozhedaliangwo。「laoqin,nizheinver,yangdezhenhao。
younanpengyoulema?」wobahahadaxiao:「zheiyatouyanguanggaozheni。」「wodaoshiyougeheshiderenxuan。」
chenshushushuo,「woneigebuchengqideerzi,gangcongguowaihuilai,gennijiazhengzhengnianjixiangfang,yaobu,
rangtamennianqingrenrenshirenshi?」wobakanleyiyanwodelianse,jianwomeiyoufandui,bianxiaozheyingxia。「haoa,
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jujuelesuoyoujialideanpai。wojuedeneishiduiwomenaiqingdezhongzhen。xianzaikanlai,
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yanhuijieshuhou,huijiadelushang,wobaturankaikou。「genluyantanbengle?」「ng。」「yehao。」wobashuo,
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yankuangyouxiefare。yuanlai,wobashenmedoudong。tazhishizaidengwozijixiangmingbai。「ba,xiexieni。」
「shayatou。」wobatanlekouqi,「yihouyoushenmeshi,genjialishuo,bieyigerenkangzhe。」「ng。」
4.jitianhou,linwancongjuliusuochulaile。tazuodediyijianshi,jiushilaizhaowo。
wozaixuexiaodekafeitinglijiandaota。tashoulexie,lianseqiaocui,yandidaizhesanbuqudeyuanhen。
tameiyoulezhiqiandexiaozhang,zuozaiwoduimian,chenmolehenjiu。「qinzheng,nidaodixiangzenmeyang?」tazhongyukaikou,
shengyinshaya。「zheihuayinggaiwowenni。」wojiaodongzhebeizilidekafei,「linwan,nixiangzenmeyang?」
「woyijingweiwodexingweifuchudaijiale!」tajidongqilai,「shiwutian!
nizhidaowozheishiwutianshizenmeguodema?niweishenmejiushibukenfangguowo?」「fangguoni?」woxiaole,
「nidangchuwangbaowodeshihou,xiangguoyaofangguowoma?」「niqiequwodexinxue,huidiaowodemingsheng,
bawobishangjueludeshihou,xiangguoyaofangguowoma?」zheixiehua,woshizaixinlishuode。
xianzaihaibushigentatanpaideshihou。woduishangtafennudemuguang,pingjingdishuo:「linwan,
shinizijibukenfangguoniziji。」「nishenmeyisi?」「ruguonianfenshouji,meirenhuiquzhaonimafan。」
「kenipianyaozoujiejing,pianyaobazhuyidadaowotoushang。」linwandelianseyizhenhongyizhenbai。tadagaiyiwei,
wozhishizaishuotapengcideshi。「wo......woneitianshiguimixinqiaole!」takaishimaican,「qinzheng,
womenshipengyoua,nizaijiwoyicijihuihaobuhao?」「wobaozheng,woyihouzaiyebuhuile!」「pengyou?」
wowanweidizhongfuzhezheigeci。shangyishi,wojiushibeitazheiju「womenshipengyou」pianle。
wotaoxintaofeididuitahao,batadangchengwozuihaodeguimi。wogentafenxiangwosuoyoudemimi,
baokuowoduiluyandeaimu,baokuowoweilecanjiayigeguojiqingnianyishudasai,toutouchuangzuodeneifuhua。neifuhua,
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nengrangluyanduiwoguamuxiangkan。jieguo,huabeilinwantouzoule。tayongwodehuaqucansai,huodelejinjiang,
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luyanxinleta。quanshijiedouxinleta。meiyourenxiangxinwo。wobaikoumobian,chenglerenrenhandadeguojielaoshu。
zheiyishi,wobuhuizairangbeijuzhongyan。「linwan,jihuibushibierenjide,shizijizhengqude。」
wofangxiakafeibei,zhanqishen。「nihaoziweizhi。」wozouchukafeiting,yangguangciyan。womilemiyan,
kandaobuyuanchu,luyanzhengkaozheyikeshuxiadengwo。takandaowo,likeyingleshanglai。「nigentashuoshenmele?」
全网都在骂我时,我只说等交警来