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chenshengdao:「yunzhoudiyixiuzhenshijia,gongsunjia。zuzhongsuoyoujindanqijiyishangxiuweizhe,zhanjinshajue,
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queyouqiqiaiaiqilai,「buguo……nidedayingwoyigetiaojian!」「shenmetiaojian?」
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ciyanyichu,wodunshirenjunbujin:「meizheigekeneng。wozijidoubuguoshiruzhuidenvxu。naqie?」
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dandandao:「banyuezhihou,woxiwangshoudaonidehaoxiaoxi。」linxingqian,woyousixiangqishenme,huitoubuchongdao,
「e,xianxiewangletixingni,gongsunjiarujinbaojinlelingyunzongzheigencutui。xingdongwubigancuililuo,
moliuyisihenji。fouze,wanyaogupayeyaochengshoulingyunzongdetaotiannuhuole。」yanbi,buzaiduoliubanke,
woshenhuajianguang,chongtianerqi,shunximeirutianqiong。shenyingxiaoshichu,
zhiliuxiaaoyueneichuantouyunxiao、daizhejifenqihuangyubugandehuhan:「chengcheng!zheitianxiajian,zuiainide,
weiyouwoaoyuea!」09banyuezhiqizhuanshunjiguo,woqiaoranqianhuiyuncheng。yeshenzhishi,
linjiafudihouyuanerloudeshufangnei,denghuorudou,yingchuchuangqianyidaoqianying。linwantangduanzuoanqian,
shouzhongjinwoyifengangshoudaodemibao,
shengyindaizheyisibuyichajuedeqingzhan:「gongsunjia……jindanjingyishangdexiushi,dangzhenjinshubeirenzhushale?
cishiquezaowuyi?」shilizaicedezhongniannanzigongshenbaoquan,yanyududing:「jiazhu,qianzhenwanque。
rujincishiyizhendongzhenggexiuzhenjie,lingyunzongzhennuzhiyu,gengshifabuletianxiazhuishadexuanziling,
neixuanshangdejiama,gaodelingrenzashe。」linwantangshenseningzhong,zhijianzaiguanghuadezhuoanshangwuyishidiqingdian,
chenyinpianke,fangcaidao:「wozhidaole,niqietuixiaba。」「shi。」daineirentuichushufangyanshangfangmen,
buguopianke,wobiantuimenerru,chunjiaoqinxiao:「yeshenrenjing,jiazhuhaizaiyouxinheshi?」
linwantangwenshengmengditaitou,yanzhongshunjianbengfachumodadejingxi,zaigubushangbanfenjinchi,jibuchongzhiwoshenqian,
jinjinyongzhu:「chengwang!ni……niwuyangba?」woqingfutadebeiji,wenshengxiaodao:「fangxin,yiqieanhao。」
taquetaiqitou,mouzhongyouseweitun,jiqiezhuiwen:「chengwang,nidingyaoyuwoshishuo……gongsunjiazhishi,
shifouyuniyouguan?」wotanranhanshou:「bucuo,shiwoqingrenzuode。」「ni!」linwantangyanzhongyoujugengshen,
yibazhuazhuwodeshou,「lingyunzongyijingfabuleneidengkongbude『zhuishaling』!zheiyunchengyishilongtanhuxue,
nisusuliqu,zaimohuilaile!」woshenseyijiutiandancongrong,fengqingyundan:「jiazhuhexuruci?
renfeiwosuosha,woweiheyaozou?」linwantangjincudexiumeishaoshaoshuzhan,
yuqizhuanweirouruan:「neinizheibanyue……jiujingqulehechu?」wobianjiangyantuyudaodeyixiequwenyishi,
jianzhexieqingsongdishuoyutating,zhishiguanyuyunmengshandezhuduoyinmi,yijiuzhiziweiti。jingcibanyue,
neihehuanjinzhideliliang,yibeiwohuajieledaban,rujinjingjieyiwenguzaihuashenchuqi。「jiazhu,
worengxuzanliyunchengyixieshiri。」wokaikoudao。linwantangmianlubujie,yanzhongjinshibushe:「niyouyaoquhechu?
」woxiaolexiao,yanzhonglveguoyisilengyi:「waitouhaiyouxiechennianjiuzhang,shishihouqushoudianlixile。
buguonifangxin,lingyunzongneibian,zanbuhuixundaowomendemafan。」tawenyan,shuangbeizaicihuanzhuwodeyao,
qinshoutiezaiwoxiongqian,shengyindaizhenongnongdejuanlianyuyisijiaochen:「jinye……buxuzou。」wohuixinyixiao,
zhijianqingdiantadeqiongbi:「ziranbuzou。liangxiaonande,jinwanbiandaiwodejiazhu……haohaoxiulianyifanruhe?」
yirichenguangxiwei,wobiangaobieleshangzaidiaoxizhongdelinwantang,qiaoranlikaiyuncheng,jiaqidunguang,
zhixiangliangzhoujingneideluochahaierqu。luochahaisuimingwei「hai」,shizenaishiyichushenbujiandidehaomiaohubo。
momendiyijubo,yinluozongdeshanmengenji,bianshenzangyuzheipianguijueshuiyuzhixia。woliyuyanbohaomiaodehubian,
zixiuzhongquchuyiweitongticanjin、lingqiangrandexiaoyu。kouzhongmosongfajue,suijijiangtaxiaoxintouruhuxin。
xiaoyurushui,zhiweiweiyidanglianyi,qingkejian,yidaojinguangyaomu、zhitonghudishenchudeshenmitonglu,
rutonghuajuanbanzaibibozhixiapuzhanyanshen。wohaobuchiyi,tabuerru。zhayanjian,
bianchuxianzaiyizuojinbihuihuangdegongdianli。「chengcheng,zhendeshini。」zhijiantashencaiweian,fusegutong,
wuguanlunkuofenmingershensui,youanshensuidebingmouzi,xiemeixinggan。ruguobushishichuyouyin,
wojueduibuhuilaiyinluozongzhaota。**keliangshengdao:「jiangyou,nixianzaishiyizongzhizhu,zuoshiwenzhongdian。」
jiangyoushensejidongdao:「chengcheng,dangwodezhinibeipanyunmengshan,woriyeqinshinanan,
pairensichudatannidexiaoxi。meixiangdao,nijingranqinzilaizhaowo。nifangxin,jiusuanjingyanruzhaoshangmenlai,
woyehuihunizhouquan。」wodandanxiaodao:「ni**douhaimeizuowen,shaoti**xinzheixieshi。wojinriguolai,
shiyaonibangwozuoliangjianshi。」jiangyouxingfendao:「chengcheng,nizhongyukaikouyaoqingwobangmangle。nikuaishuo,
 
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