《竹竹直播》 小说介绍
《zhuzhuzhibo》zhuyaomiaoshulepeianzhuzhuyanzhouzhijiandegushi,gaishuyououyangcuigusuozuo。xiaoshuojingcaijiexuan:“qianjigoucainengbizui?nizheimexihuanqian,ganjinjizijiwagekengtangxiaqu,woshaojinia,yaoduoshaoyouduoshao!”“nizaibuxiuyixiubikoushan,pashirongyi……...
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neixienvhaizibeipeianzhuzheiyishouzhenshezhule。
tamenjiangzaiyuandi,buganzaidong。
akunsuishuoyeyoudianchu,danhaishigengzhebozi,qiangyingdao:
“woshigejizhe,youyiwupaishexinwensucai!”
peianzhuyanshencongshangdaoxiasaoletayiyan,muguangqingmie,xiangshizaikanshenmelaji:
“你是记者?”
“mianmujianxie、xinsiyinandejizhe?”
“yikuitanbierenyinsilaiboquguanzhu、huoquliyi,weilexiyinliuliangkuadaqici、bianzaohuangyandejizhe?”
“huijiaosuo、shandongbieren,zaijijiuxianchangnaoshidejizhe?”
“nishangxialiangpianzuipiziyipeng,hongkoubaiyaxuekoufanzhang,jiunengdiandaoheibai、zhiluweima,niyaoshizaixuebuhuibizui,wopaniyousunyinde!”
tayuqiqingpiaopiaodi,kepianpianshuochulaidehua,meiyiyangdouzhengzhongakundesixue,rangtabianwukebian。
akundeshoujishuaizaidishang,shexiangtoupianyi,kanbudaotamendelian。
danzhibojiandewangyoumen,quenengtingdaopeianzhudeshengyin:
——zheinvrensheia?ganzheimeshuoakun?
——yulequanyaoshimeiyouakun,womengaishaoleduoshaolequa!suiranakunkuitanyinsi,weileboquliuliangbuzeshouduan,dantanengrangwomenchidaoxinxianguaya!
——zantongloushang,wodingakun!
——akun,nidebaopiqini?kuaimataa!
……
akunzanshikanbudaodanmu,dantabeipeianzhuchuozhongfeiguanzi,dunshinaoxiuchengnu,lianseyibian,zhijieduidao:
“chounvren!nisuannagencong?zaizheierduoguanxianshi?”
“wogaosuni,laozijiukaozuichizheiwanfan!xiangranglaozibizui,neizhiyouyizhongqingkuang,jiushiqianjigou!”
“懂了吗?SB!”
zhibojiandewangyoutingdaopeianzhuheakundeduihua,fenfenliuyan:
——akungeyirujiwangdizhenxingqing!
——haojiumeitingdaoakunmarenle,haitinghuainian!
——zheinvrensheia?shengyinhaitinghaoting,akunzaimaliangju,gaibeimakuleba?
——echoufensi,akunshigelaji,nimenyebushishenmehaodongxi!mingmingshiakundecuo,jijiuxianchangshandongbierennaoshi,tahaiyoulianmaren?
——loushanggun,zheilishiakunzhibojian,buaikanchachuqu!
……
doushuofensuizhengzhu,akunzheirensuzhibuzenmeyang,tadefensiyounenghaodaonaliqu?
yishijian,zhibojianwuyanzhangqi,kaishimapeianzhuduoguanxianshi,maneigeshihuashishuodeguanzhong,yongcijiqiexin。
peianzhudingdingdekanzheakun,dunshijiuqixiaole。
lundazuipao,tahaimeishuguo。
yushitaluqixiuzi,pieleakunyiyan,kaishihuidui:
“zhangkoulaozi,bikousb,nikezhenshishiqiaolangdahaqian,manzuipenfen!”
“kaozuichizheiwanfan?kebiedoule,shiqiaolangchideshixiang!”
“qianjigoucainengbizui?nizheimexihuanqian,ganjinjizijiwagekengtangxiaqu,woshaojinia,yaoduoshaoyouduoshao!”
“nizaibuxiuyixiubikoushan,pashirongyizaobaoyingde!”
akunzhenjingdekanzhepeianzhu,shuangchunzhandou,danyouxiangbuchushenmehuiduidehua,zhinengliaoxiayiju:
“heng,wobugennvrenyibanjianshi!”
shuowanzheihua,tajianqidishangdeshouji,kandaolezhibojiandedanmu:
——666!juranyoubiakunhaihuimarende,zhangjianshile!
——marenjujubudaizangzi,xuedaole!
——hahahaakunnibeirenduile,diqingshang:nibizui!gaoqingshang:jianyinixiubikoushan!zheijiemeiershigerencaia!
——akunnigentaduiganga!youwomenzaini,pashenme!
……
akundaoshixianggangni,danduifangzhandoulitaiqiang,tagangbuguoa!
yushi,taxingxingdizhunbeilikai。
jiuzaizheishihou,akunjiaoxiayihua,shentiyigelieju。
**gantuoshouerchu,yiyigeguiyidefangxiang,chaozhetadezuibadaguoqu,yixiazijiubatadeyachidadiaoleliangke。
shoujizaicidiaozaidishang,zhengmianchaoshang,shexiangtouqingxidijiluxiaakuncishidemoyang:
zuibaxianxuehengliu,zuichunyezhongdelaogao。
“wuwuwu……”akunwuzhezui,tengdemianmuzhengning。
peianzhusonglesongjian,dandandelaileju:
“kan,wojiushuoba,zaobaoyingleba?”
akunhenhendikanlepeianzhuyiyan,jianqishouji,langbeituichang,tadexianquzhiyizhizijidezui。
talikaihou,peianzhudemuguangluozaineiqunnvshengdeshenshang,benlaixiangduitamenjiju,yixiangdaotamenyeshibeishandongde,dunshiyoubazuibiandehuarenlexiaqu。
neiqunnvshengjianshiguopeianzhuyijiaotifeishoujidewulizhi,youjianshiletaqiangdadezuipaonengli,sesuodehoutuijibu。
其中一个女生说道:
“dui……duibuqi,womenyeshiqifengle,xiacizaiyebuganle!”
shuowanzheihua,tamenyiliuyanerdipaole。
cishi,buyuanchudehushihandao:
“laodaoshidejiashuzaima?xianchangyoulaodaoshidejiashuma?”
peianzhuyiting,ganjinpaoguoquhuiyingdao:
“我是,怎么了?”
hushikanjianpeianzhu,shangxiadaliangletayifan,xiaodao:
“xiaoguniangyunqitinghaode,liangliangcheshangyigongzheimeduoren,yezhiyouniwanhaowusun,jiucapoledianpi。”
“duile,laodaoshishinishenmeren?”
“shiwoyeye。”peianzhuchakanleyuanzhudejiyi,dequeshihantayeyede。
“neixing,genwomenshangjiuhuche,womenyaodaitaquyiyuanjinxingjiuzhi,daoshihouxuyaoniqianzide。”hushiyoudao,“taqingkuangfeichangyanzhong,jiusuanbaozhuleming,yeyaozuohaozaiicuzhangzhudezhunbei,nijidebuqizhuyuanshouxu,jiaoqifeiyong。”
peianzhudianlediantou,dunshiyoudianchou。
费用啊!
tajieshouleyuanzhudejiyi,yeyouxiangguandechangshi。
icubingfanglizhangzhu,neibushiyibanrennengfudandeqide。
tameiyouzheimeduoqian,bijinglaodaoshixianglaiqingpin,eryuanzhuyoushigegangbiyededaxuesheng,yiqiongerbai。
peianzhutanxi,zheiyaoshizaitayuanbendeshijie,doubuyongtakaikou,duodeshirenpengzheqizhenyibao、qianjinyushi,laiqiutasuanyigua。
但现在……
jiuzaipeianzhuchoumeibuzhandeshihou,tanaozilishanguoakunneizhanglian,dunshilingguangzhaxian:
对啊!直播!
zhengchoumeidifanggaoqianjiaoyiyaofeini,zheibushixianchengdequdaoma?
她可是玄学天才啊!
pingtatiekouzhiduan、suanmingzhuoguidebenshi,zhiyaokailezhang,buchoumeikerena!zhiyaozhibojianderengouduo,dashanggouduo,yiyaofeizheibujiugoulema?
xiangdaozheili,peianzhuneixinanwenxialai。
dengdaoleyiyuan,qianlezi,buqileshouxu,quedinglaodaoshixingmingwuyou,musonglaodaoshijinruicuzhihou,tacaiduihushishuodao:
“hushijiejie,feiyongdeshi,xiankuanxianwojitian,wohuichoudaoqiande。”
huabi,talikaileyiyuan。
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