小师妹的土味情话让师兄们破防了
《小师妹的土味情话让师兄们破防了》 小说介绍
《xiaoshimeidetuweiqinghuarangshixiongmenpofangle》qingjiejinkourenxin，shizhuazhuxingxingxieyibubukeduodedegudaixiaoshuo，yuyanjianjiedanqueshengdongxingxiang。jiangshudeshi：guqianchenaolenaotou，yanshenzhongdaizhemiwang，“a？erzhanglaoyangdewucailingjidiuleyizhi，shenmeshihoudeshi？”……
《小师妹的土味情话让师兄们破防了》 第2章 免费试读
zaiqinjindeshidimianqian，wenqingshiyefangsonglexialai，kanxiangmochuan，wendao：“sishidizheishizenmele？”
mochuanbuzhidaoxiangdaoleshenme，zuijiaoyegoulegou。
zheiyigou，kebawenqingshijiheleyitiao。
tashengpingzuipaliangjianshi：yijianshisishidituranbianguaiqiao，yijianjiushisanshidixiao。
墨川：“许雾……”
huahaiweishuowan，jiubeiwenqingshijidaduanle，buzantongdekanxianglemochuan，“sanshidi，neishiwomendexiaoshimei。”
mochuanbenjiushigejieaobuxunde，youzenmekenengyinweiyunqingshideyijuhua，jiurenxiaxuwuzheigexiaoshimei。
jibianwenqingshishitadeershixiong，yebuxing！
mochuanlengxiaoyisheng，biaominglezijidetaidu。
wenqingshiyouxiewunai，dangerenyougerendeyuanfa，tajieshoulexiaoshimei，quebunengrangsanshiditamenyehetayiyang。
haozai，tahaisuanlejiesanshidihesishidi。
sanshidixinggegaoao，jibianbuxihuanxiaoshimei，yejueduibuhuizuoyixieweinanxiaoshimeideshiqing，zuiduoyejiushiwushi。
danhuashuohuilai，zongmenneinenggourangsanshidibuwushiderenhaizhenmeiyoujige。
zhiyusishidi，youzheyikezhizhenzhichundexin。
tadaoshibudanxinsishidihexiaoshimeizhihoudexiangchu。
erzheibian，guqianchezhongyuxiaogoule，jianxixideshuodao：“ershixiong，nishinalirenya？”
文清时：“！”
guqianchebuzhishuo，haihuishenghuisedeyanleqilai，zuoshouwuzhuxinkoudeweizhi，youshoushenxiangwenqingshi，“bu，ershixiongshiwodexinliren！”
wenqingshietoushangdeqingjintutuzhitiao，xiaodewenroudekanzheguqianchewendao：“henkaixin？”
guqianchexinzhongdexiaojingbaodunshilaxiang，zhenggerenwangmochuanshenhouduoleduo。
mochuanchenmodewangpangbianyidongleliangbu，luchuleshenhoudeguqianche。
suiranzhidaozijiasanshixiongshigeshenmeren，danguqianchejuedezijiyouxiaodexinlinghaishishoudaoleshanghai。
yankansanshixiongkaobuzhu，guqianchexiaonaoguaziyidong，“ershixiong，xiaoshimeiganglaiwanjianzong，duizongmenkendinghaibushuxi，wozheijiuquzhaoxiaoshimei，daixiaoshimeishuxishuxizongmen。”
shuowan，caizhebenmingjianjiupaole。
“haihaowopaodekuai。”guqianchehenshideyideshuodao，“buguo，huashuohuilai，xianzaizheigeshijian，xiaoshimeiyinggaizhengzaihuijianba。”
shuozhe，lianshangluchulelianmindebiaoqing。
wanjianzongdexinshengjianfake，zhenshisheishangsheizhidao，yishangjiushiyigebuzhisheng。
lingyibian，xuwuzhengzaishengwukeliandehuizheshouzhongdemujian。
yixialiangxiasansixia，wuxialiuxiaqibaxia……
tebieshizheijianfakedeshoukezhanglao，jiuhebeihouyezhangleyishuangyanyiyang，rangrenxiangyaotouyixialandoubuxing。
pangbianyijingzhanleyipaibeizhuadaozuoxiaodongzuodedizile，xuwuxianranyezaiqizhong。
“zhongwumeichifanma？”shoukezhanglaozhanzaixuwumianqianyishenghan。
yankanzhetuomoxingzijiuyaopendaozijilianshangle，xuwushuadeyixiatuihouleliangbu。
shoukezhanglaolinglidemuguangxiayimiaojiuluozailexuwudeshenshang。
xuwuzhuangzuoruowuqishidehuidaoleyuanwei，dongzuobiaozhundekaishihuijian。
zhidaoganjueruyoushizhidemuguangcongzijishenshangxiaoshi，xuwuzheicaisongleyikouqi。
“nimenzhenshiwoyoushiyilaidaiguodezuichadedizi。”
xuwu：ouhou~qiaolebushi，jiaoguotadelaoshimeiyigedoushizheiyangshuode。
zheihuatingduole，tadoumianyile。
danxianran，meiyoujingliguojiunianyiwujiaoyudeqitadiziyigegedoudangzhenle。
huichudejianxianranbiganggangdeyaoyoulixuduo。
nengjinruwanjianzongde，zaijinlaizhiqian，doushibierenkouzhongdehaizi。
sheiyouhuichengrenzijibiqitarenchani？
jibianshizhiqiandeshixiongshijieneiyebuxing！
xianran，wanzhanglaohenmanyizheizhongxiaoguo。
guqianchejiuzaizheishi，zaiyicicongtianerjiang，luodishihaibaileyigekushuaidezishi。
xuwuyanjingweiweizhengda，zhijuedezheisheiya？
这么**？
henkuai，tajiuzhidaozheirenshisheile。
“guqianche！”wanzhanglaoyikandaocongqianshouxiadecitou，xinzhongdehuoqineijiushiyizhenyizhendewangshangyong。
zicongchengweilewanjianzongxinshengjianfakedeshoukezhanglao，jiaoshouguodedizimeiyoushangwanyeyoubaqianle。
dantajiumeiyoujianguoguqianchezheimebufuguanjiao，daochureshidedizi。
guqiancheyidianyemeiyouchajuechuzijibushouhuanying，reqingdehandao：“wanzhanglaohao，geweishixiongshimeimenhaoya！”
wanzhanglaoyinyangguaiqideshuodao：“nihaiguaiyoulimaoni。”
guqianchejiaoaodeshuodao：“neibixude！”
wanzhanglaoqijibaihuaidenazhemujianwangguqianchenaodaishangmianqiao，yibianqiaoyibianshuo：“woneishizaikuanima？a，woneishizaikuanima？”
qiaodeguqianchezhijiebaotoushucuan，rangzhongrenkanzulerenao。
“jiranlaile，jiuxianhuijianyiwanxia，rangwokankannixianzaishishenmegeshili。”wanzhanglaojiangzijishouzhongdemujianrengleguoqu。
guqiancheyibajiezhu，muguangzairenqunzhongsaoleyiyan，kandaoxuwuhou，yanjingyiliang，paoleguoqu。
“xiaoshimei，woshiguqianche，nidesishixiong。”
xuwuzhalezhayan，hushinaohaizhongtuweixitongdeshengyin，handao：“sishixionghao。”
guqianchedunshimeizizidexiang，tayihouyeshiyouxiaoshimeiderenle。
erqiezijidexiaoshimeihaizheimeguaiqiao。
diyiciyouxiaoshimei，guqiancheyebuzhidaogaishuoxieshenme，xianglehaoyihuicaiwendao：“xiaoshimeizhongwuchifanlema？”
xuwuhenyouyuyanyishudehuidao：“wanjianzongdefantaiqiangshoule，zhongwuquwanle，jiumeiyouqiangdao。”
guqianchediandiantou，“zanmenzongmendefanqueshihenqiangshou，woganglaideshihou，yitiansandunnengqiangdaoyidunjiubucuole，youshihousantiandouqiangbudaoyidun，zhinengchipigudanchongji。”
“danxiaoshimeiniyinggaiyezhidao，pigudanneiwanyizhenbushirenchidewanyi，dangshiruobushiershixiongtiantianjiwokaixiaozao，wokenengzaojiupaolule。”
xuwurenbuzhuweizijiyihoudeshenghuobeicongxinlai。
guqiancheyinggaishiduipigudanjiyuanyijiu，renbuzhuduizhexuwuxiaoshengbibidao：“danzongdeneiqundanxiu，tiantiandabadabadelingshizhuanzhe，quelianpigudandoubuyuanyichuangxinyixia，zaowanyouyitianwoyaojiaotamenguizhehan‘die’。”
xuwuduizhesishixiongshuqiledamuzhi，koutouzhichileyixia，“sishixiong，wozhichini，jiayou！”
guqianchehenshixingfen，“xiaoshimei，nihaishidiyigezhichiwoderen，fangxinba，dengdaoshihouwoyidingrangtamenhanni‘niang’。”
yaoshibierenkendingyiliandejingkong，danxuwupianpianbu，liandoubuyaodedianlediantou。
duanduandeshijiannei，guqianchejiujiangxuwudangchenglezijiderenshengzhiji，“xiaoshimei，yihounijiushiwoxiongdi，wojiushinijiemei，womenyoufutongxiang，younanjiuzhaoershixiong。”
ershixiongwenqingshi：younimenzheiduishidishimei，zhenshiwoshibeizixiulaidefuqi。
xuwuzaixinliweiershixiongmoailesanmiaozhong。
tuweiqinghuaxitongbuganjimodeyoutiaolechulai，【qin，jibukeshishibuzailai，qinzhendebuduisishixiongshuoyijutuweiqinghuama？】
许雾：【闭嘴！】
tuweiqinghuaxitong：【……】
zheishitajianguodezuiwuqingzuilengmodesuzhu。
“guaibudewoyiqianzongjuedezijiqueledianshenme。”xuwushuodao，“sishixiongzhidaowoqueledianshenmema？”
guqianchexiangbudao，wendao：“queledianshenme？”
xuwumeiyanwanwan，“quelediansishixiongniya。”
guqiancheshouzhongdejianyiwai，zhijiechuodaoleqianmiandizide**shang。
“嗷！”
beichuodao**dediziyishengcanjiao，yibengsanmigao。
suoyourenkanxiangguqianchedemuguangdunshidaishanglejingti，tebieshibeichuodaoleneiweidizizuoyouliangbiandedizi。
yigegedetiaojianfanshedeyongshouwuzhulezijide**。
guqianche：……tayaoshishuozijibushiguyide，dajiahuixiangxinma？
“guqianche……”wanzhanglaohuashenhedongshizihou，yishengpaoxiao，“niyouzaigaoshenmegui？”
“yaowan。”guqianchepaochuzijidebenmingjian，lazhexuwujiupao。
yilianmengbidexuwu：bushi，nipaojiupao，ganmahaiyaolazhewo？
kanzhejiaoxiadegaokong，xuwuyanleyankoushui，momodezhuaijinleguqianchedeyifu。
zheiyaoshidiaolexiaqu，sibusibuzhidao，dancanshikendinghuicande。
wanzhanglaozaihoumianzhui，guqianchezaiqianmianfei，xuwudehunzaishangmianpiao。
zhuilebangezongmen，wanzhanglaozhongyufangqihou，zaihoumianfangzhehenhua，“chouxiaozi，nijiwodengzhe！”
guqiancheyigejiting，lianshangluchuleyingdeshenglihoudecanlanxiaorong，genbenbuguanxuwudesihuo。
xuwuzhijuedeshentichedishizhong，“wocao”yisheng，zhenggerenzhijiecongguqianchetoudingyigefanshendaofeilechuqu。
“wocao！”guqiancheheleyitiao，haihaoyanjishoukuai，shentiyigeqianqingzhuazhulefeichuqudexuwu，lianshanghuanhuanyangqidedeyibiaoqing，zaikandaoxuwushouzhongzhuazhededongxihoudangranwucun。
tongkongdizhendewendao：“xiaoshimei，nishouzhongdeshishenme？”
xuwusisidezhuazhuguqianchedeyifu，baozhengzijijueduishianquandehou，huanhuanyangqiyimoweixiao，huanglehuangzijishouzhongdedaizi，“henmingxianzheishisishixiongnideyaodaiya。”
顾千澈低头一看。
下一秒……
“aaaaaa！！！！！wokuzidiaole！”guqiancheshoumangjiaoluandequtizijidekuzi。
xiafangdewanjianzongdizitingdaozheishengyin，dongzuoyizhidetaiqilenaodai。
那谁？
顾师兄。
怎么了？
裤子掉了！
xuwu：haole，zheixiazibuchuyiri，sishixiongyujianfeixing，kuzidiaoledexiaoxijiuhuichuanbianzhenggewanjianzong。
pianpianguqianchetihaokuzizhaodifangjiangluohou，haiyangyangdeyidehexuwushuo：“haihaomeirenkandao，buranwodeyishiyingmingjintianjiuyaohuizaixiaoshimeinideshoulile。”
xuwuyuyanyouzhizhiyouyuyan。
shizunjuranfangxinrangsishixiongyigerenchuzong，zheikongpahuiliandikudoubeirenpianzouba。
guqianchejuedexuwukanzijideyanshenhenqiguai，piankehouhuangrandawu，yanshenzhongtouluzheqingchedeyuchun。
zhenggerenwanghoutiaoleyibu，shuangshouzuanjinlezijideyiling，shuodao：“xiaoshimei，wozhidaowobiershixionghao，nizaijiandaosishixiongwohouyiqingbielianwoyeshizhengchangde，danshiwoyijingyouxihuanderenle。”
xuwubumingbaizheiyoushichangdenachu，chihuanlepiankeshuodao：“wozhidaoya。”
tabujinzhidaosishixiongyouxihuanderen，haizhidaoneirenshishuzhongnvzhudashijie。
ruoshuoershixiongshianlianwentianhuaban，neisishixiongjiushiminglianwendetianhuaban。
tadeaijiuxiangshitazheigerenyiyang，reqing、zhencheng、yiwufangu。
dankexinvzhuxiudeshiwuqingdao，zaishizhuoredeaiyerongbuhuanvzhuruqiannianhanbingyiyanglengdexin，zhihuirangnvzhubierbujian。
bengaiyiqifengfadeshaonianlang，quepianpianchileqingaideku，zuihoujianjianbiandechenmoguayanqilai，congyunyunzhongshengzhongtuoyingerchuyouhuiguidaoyunyunzhongshengdangzhong。
yaoxuwushuo，haishiyecaiwashaole，baizhouyeheshaole。
xianwashinianyecai，zaiheshangshinianbaizhou，daoshihoubieguanshenmeqingshangqingshangde，baozhunhao。
guqianchemeiyouxiangdaoxiaoshimeijuranzheimexihuanziji，mingmingzhidaozijiyouxihuanderen，juranyijiuxihuanziji，buguotamenzhudingshibukenengde。
“xiaoshimei，tingshixiongyijuquan，wangleshixiongba，womenzhijianzhudinglebukeneng。”
许雾：“……”
jiu……tingyiyannanjinde。
xuwuwendao：“sishixiong，nizhidaowojinnianjisuima？”
guqianchekanlekanzhidaotaxiongkougao，zhazhewanzitou，toudinghaiyouzheyigenqiaomao，liansehongrun，yizhanglianyuanhuhudeshuobuchulaidekeai，yikanjiushibeidieniangjingxinyangdadexiaohai。
wuwuwu～guqiancheneixindexiaoeryaozhepazikujiji，tadanfangmianxuanbu，tajiaxiaoshimeijiushizhenggexiuxianjiezuizuizuikeaidexiaoshimei。
danhenkuai，lianshangdeshensedunshijiushiyijiang！
shengyinzhanzhanweiweidewendao：“shimeijinnianjisui？”
xuwutianzheshengyinshuodao：“shisansuie～haiyoulianggeyuejiushiwoshisisuideshengrile。”
guqiancherouyankejiandeliekaile。
xuwubenyi：wocaishisansui，shenmexihuanbuxihuande，budonghaoba。
顾千澈脑回路：
“wanlewanle，shizunyaoshizhidaoxiaoshimeizheimexiaojiuxihuanwo，yidinghuidaduanwogoutuide。”
许雾：“……”
zheideshiduomeqiangdadezixinya！
“fangxinbasishixiong，woxianzaiyijingbuxihuannile。”xuwupailepaiguqianchedejianbangshuodao。
顾千澈：“？”
xiaoshimeideailaiderucizhikuai，zoudeyeshineimedecubujifang。
“xiaoshimeinishuozhende？”guqianchewendao。
xuwudiandiantou，yuqizhenzhidebunengzaizhenzhideshuodao：“zhende。”
顾千澈：“……”
tadieguoranmeiyoupianta，nvrenxinhaidizhen，jintianainimingtianjiuaita。
xuwumolemobiexialaideduzi，zhuanshenxiangshitangzouqu，wanshangtayidingyaozuodiyigechimantoudedizi。
至于回去上课。
zheiketaodoutaole，nalihaiyouzaihuiqudedaoli。