《陆总,您的白月光诈尸了》 小说介绍
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diyizhang:siyiwenwo:“linxueru**,nishifouyuanyijiajilutianhaoxianshengweiqi,wulunpinqionghuofugui,
jiankanghuojibing,douaita,zhongchengyuta,zhizhishengmingjintou?”juguangdengdazaiwolianshang,taixiayipianyixiangbinying,
jiangchengsuoyouyoutouyoulianderenjihudoulaile,
jianzhengzhejiangchengshoufulujiadeduzi、suyou“huoyanwang”zhichengdelutianhao,
ruhebeiyigewozheiyangde“huiguniang”guhuo,zoushanghunlidediantang。wozuanzhechunjinhuatong,zhijianbingliang,
bushiyinweijidong,ershiyinweikongjuhehuangmiu。jiuzaisiyihuayinluoxiadeshunjian,
wogezaipenghuaxiadeshoujipingmuliangle。yitiaonimingduanxin,ciruwodeyandi:“linxueru,
nibadeguhuihezaiwoshouli,santianneibudasanbaiwandaozhidingzhanghu,laozijiuyangleta!
rangnidexiaodaohuifeiyanmie!zhanghao:xxxxxxxxx。niganbaojing,houguozifu!
”weng——shijiezaiwoyanqianshunjianshijiaoxuanzhuan。santianqian,woba,woweiyideqinren,
neigebawolachedadejianzhugongren,zaigongdishangbeituranzhuiluodezhongwuzachengzhongshang,
zhijintangzaiiculihunmibuxing,yishengxialeliangcibingweitongzhi。yiyaofei?neishitianwenshuzi!
cuikuandanxiangxuepianyiyangfeilai,wozaguomaitie,banengjiedegaolidaidoujiele,yezhigoumianqiangweichijitian。
ercike,lutianhao——neigejushuoduoduojiaojiangchengdouyaodousandoudenanren——zhengdanxiguizaiwomianqian。
tachuanzheyidalidingjigongjiangshougongdingzhideheiselifu,shenzitingba,junmeiderutongxilashenhualideshenzhi,
yanshenshensuidiningshizhewo,shoulidezuanjiezheshedeguangmangjihuyaozhuoxiarenyan。
taixiawushudezhangqiangduanpaoduizhunlewomen,meiguangdengkacazuoxiang,jiaozhichengyipianmijideguangwang。
wonengqingxiditingdaoqianpaiguifumenqieqiesiyuzhongde“yejibianfenghuang”、“zufenmaoqingyan”、“kanba,
zhangbule”zhileidekebociyu。erzaizuixianyandebinkexishang,suwanwan,lutianhaochuanshuozhongdebaiyueguang,
qiannvyou,zhengwuzhelian,kudelihuadaiyu,chuchukelian。ketaneiranzhekoudandezhijianfengxili,
wofenmingkandaotalingyizhishoujinjinzuanzheyigexiaoxiaodebuwawa,wawashenshangtiezhewaiwainiuniudezhitiao,
xiezhe“linxueru”sangezi,shangmianhaizhazhejigenminghuanghuangdeyinzhen!fengci!tiandadefengci!
“wo……”wozhanglezhangzui,huaqueshuobuchukou。mianduilutianhaoneishuangquanshijiezhiyouwodeyanjing,
mianduizheituoshoukededehaomenshenghuo,mianduitaixiawushudeyanxianheeyi,wodenaoziyipianhunluan。
wobatangzaibinglengdeicudengsi,erwoquezaizheili……jiaruhaomen?
“dingdong——”shoujipingmuzaicicimudiliangqi。xindeduanxin,zhiyouliugezi,
quexiangqianjinzhongchuizazaiwoxinshang:“haiyoushifenzhongchubin!”wohunshenxueyeshunjianchongshangtouding,youhuadituiqu,
shoujiaobingliang。yiguwumingdenuhuohejuewang,hunzazheduifuqinwufabaohudekuijiu,cheditunshilewo。
shenmehaomentaitai!shenmejinxiuqiancheng!zaishengsimianqian,yiwenbuzhi!qutamadelutaitai!qutamadelutianhao!
“wo!bu!yuan!yi!”woyongjinquanshenliqi,duizhehuatongsihouchusheng。
“hong——”zhenggehunlixianchangsiyibandejijing。suihoushizhakaiguodejinghu、chouqisheng、yilunsheng。
lutianhaolianshangdeshenqingshunjiandongjie,querdaizhideshizhenjing、cuoe,suijishizuyirangkongqidongjiedehanyi!
neishuanggangcaihaishenqingkuankuandeyanjing,shunjianbiandebinglengcigu,ruilidexiangshoushudao,henbudejiangwolingchi!
woqueguanbuleneimeduole!yibachexiatoushangdexiangzuantousha,henhenshuaizaidishang!
chuanzheneijianjushuojiazhiqiweishu、youdingjihunshashejishiqinshoufengzhideshehuatuoweihunsha,
zhuanshenjiuchaozheyanhuitingdedamenkuangben!“zhuazhuta!”shenhouchuanlailutianhaoyayizhebaonudedihou。“a——!
”nvrendejianjiao。hunluanzhong,woneijudadequnbairutongyipianshikongdebaiselangchao,
mengdisaoguopangbianneizuojingyingtitoudexiangbinta。
hualala——shushicenggaodexiangbintarutongduominuogupaibanhongrandaota!
jinsedejiuyehunzazheposuideshuijingsuipian,bupianbuyidijiaolezuozaipangbiandesuwanwanyishen!
angguidebaiselifushunjianbeijintouranhuang,jingzhidefaxingluanchengyituan,mingguidezhubaoshoushizhanmanjiuzi。
suwanwanjingedizhangdalezui,langbeidexianggeluotangji。
neigexiezhe“linxueru”mingzidewuduwawagunluozaitajiaobian,beisuiliedeshuijingheliutangdexiangbinyanmei。ha!
shuang!neiyike,wonaohailimomingshanguodeniantou。**jieqi!kexile,taneiwuduwawadezhen,
haimeizhawanni!dierzhang:chengjiaodisanbinyiguandejiaoluoli,wojinjinbaozheyigechendiandiandezhihe,hunshenfadou,
queyidiyanleiyeliubuchulai。yinweihezishikongde。woba……tahaishimeinengaoguoqu。
zaiwoconghunlixianchangchongdaoyiyuandelushang,yishengjiugaosuwo,renyijingzoule。liandaizhezoude,
haiyouwoshengmingzhongzuihouyidianwennuandeguang。erneigelesuoduanxin?duifangdezhirensile,lianqianyebuyaole,
zhijieshilian。wobadeguhui?fangfochengleyigewuguanjinyaodefuhao,yigebawochedituirushenyuandedaohuosuo。
tadaodizaina?sheigande?mudeyoushishenme?judadekongxuhejuewangrutongbinglengdechaoshui,yiciciyanmeiwo。
jiuzaizheishi,chenzhongdejiaobushengxiangqi,yibuyibu,caizaibinglengdedizhuanshang,yecaizaiwobinlinposuidexinxianshang。
pixiezengliang,yishenangguiheisedayidelutianhao,guoxiezheshiwaidehanqizhanzaiwomianqian。
angguideyidalishougongpixiewuqingdinianguodishangsanluodezhiqian,fachuxiweiyoucierdeshengxiang。“linxueru,
”tadeshengyindichen,“hunlishangdezhuangju,
rangwochenglejintianzhenggejiangchengdetoutiaoxiaobing——‘lushitaiziyeqiuhuncanzaohuiguniangdangzhongxiuru’,biaoti,
manyime?”wotaiqitou,kanzhetadaokefuzaobandecelian。fennu?pibei?mamu?woshuobuqing。
woxilexibizi,shengyinganseshaya:“yaopeiduoshaoqian?woweixin……haishengbakuailiu。huozhe,
”wochechuyigebikuhainankandexiao,“gangcaisuwanwanneijianlifu,nijitamaide?nengdagezherangwopeima?
bakuailiu……goumaigexiuzibu?”wotingdaotajihubukewendexiqisheng,kongqisihugenglenglejifen。xiayishun,
tacubujifangdifushen!yizhiweiliangdaizhebojiandedashoumengdikouzhuwodehoujing,
qiangpowoyangtouduishangtaneishuangshenbujiandideheimou!neilimianfangunzhewokanbudongdeqingxu,fennu?suanji?
haishibiedeshenme?tawenredehuxipenzaiwomingandeerkuo,daizheyizhonglingrenzhanlideyapogan,
shengyinqueqiyidiyadi,xiangemodesiyu,binglengyouchongmanleyouhuo:“peiqian?nineidianqian,
lianwoyikuaicheqidoubugoupei。”tadunledun,chunjiaogouqiyimojiqibinglengdehudu,“buru,peiwogelaopo。
”womengdidengdayan:“……shenme?”“qianxieyi,genwojiehun。”tazhijieledang,
yanshenruilidisuozhewoshunjiancangbaiyoumangrandelian,“mingyishangdelutaitai。zuoweihuibao,
wobangnichachushisheitoulenibadeguhuihe,haibatazangrulujiamuyuanzuihaodeweizhi,
rangnimeiniandouyoudifangjibai。”tadeshouweiweishoujin,muguangsaoguowohuailikongdangdangdeguhuihe,“haiyou,
nibazaiyiyuandequanbuqiankuan,yiji……neixielailubumingdezhai,wojiniyibigouxiao,caganjing**。
”judadexianbing,huozheshuo,zhanzhepishuangdemitang?meidengwokaikoujujuehuozhiyi,
yifenwenjian“pa”diyishengpaizailefangzhizhekongguhuihedegongzhuoshang!zhendeshangmianweiranjindexianghuiweiweiyangqi。
baizhiheizi,qingqingchuchu——《lutianhaoyulinxueruhunyinqiyueshu》。
wozhandouzheshounaqineijizhangqingpiaopiaoyouzhongruoqianjindezhi。tiaokuanrutongtianfangyetan,
shi:《lutianhaoyulinxueruhunyinqiyueshu(buchong)》hexintiaokuan:xingshihunyin:weiqiliangnian(kexuyue)。
duiwaibanyanenaifuqi,duineihubuganshesishenghuo。gongtongjuzhu:ruzhulujiazhidingzhusuo(butongfang),
meiwanshuiqianbixuhudaowanan(luyinweizheng,baozhenbaozhi)。
qianshou(jichufei:meici500yuan);biyaoshixudangzhongjiewen(jichufei:meici3000yuanqi,
shichanghejibiaoxiannandukeshangfu);meiyuezhishaoyicigongkaiyuehui(feiyongyoujiafangchengdan,yifanglaowufeilingji)。
“qingdi”fangyuzhan:ruosuwanwanhuorenheyisiduijiafangyouqitudenvrentiaoxinyifang(jiwo),
yifangbixujikeqidong“zhandoumoshi”yuyimiaosha(fanjixiaoguoyoujiafangpinggu)。meichenggongfangyu/fanjiyici,
jiangjinzuidi50000yuan,shangbufengding(ruochenggongjitui“baiyueguang”jibietiaoxin,
jichujiangjin100000yuanqi)。zhongchengtiaokuan:qiyueqinei,
shuangfangbudeyourenheyousunduifangmingyuhuohunyinshizhidefeiwenhuoshizhixingwei(youqiyanjinyusuwanwansihui)。
jingjizhichi:jiafangfuzechengdanyifangfuqinshengqianquanbuhelizhaiwujizangyifeiyong。
yifangmeiyuekehuodejichushenghuofei(jinelingyi)。weiyuezeren:ruoyifangdanfangmianweiyue,
xupeichangjiafangsuoyouqianqitourujijingshensunshi(jineyijiafangpingguweizhun,budiyuwuqianwan)。
(zhu:suoyouzijinwanglai,tongguojiafangshelideweiyizhidingbaomizhanghujinxing。)woxinzangkuangtiao。huangtang!
taihuangtangle!zheijianzhishimaishenqi!“wei……weishenmeshiwo?”wojihushicongyafenglijichuzheijuhua。
tamingmingyouwushuxuanze。lutianhaoyanshenyouan,:“yinweinigoudan。ganzaiquanshijiemianqianjujuewoderenhenshao。
gouqiong,naniedezhu。gou‘sha’,xianzaimeidexuan。”taqingshen,xiuzhangdeshouzhidianledianneifenqiyue,
zhijieqiaozaibinglengdezhuomianshang,“qian,huozhebuqian。nihaiyouyifenzhongkaolv。woshijianbaogui。yiyuanneibian,
tingshuohaiyouzhaizhudengzheni?
”yiyuandecuimingfuhesuwanwanneizhanglihuadaiyu、daizheedudeyanjingzaiwonaohailijiaotishanxian。neifenzhangdan,
neixiegaolidaidashouzhengningdelian……wobiewuxuanze。bushiweilesuoweidelutaitaishenfen,
zhishiweilenengrangwobaanxi!weilecha**xiang!weilehuoxiaqu!
quru、fennu、wuzhu……zuizhongzaishengcunmianqianhuaweiguzhuyizhidehenjue。
womengdizhuaqigongzhuoshangbuzhisheiliuxiadeneizhipojiudeyuanzhubi,lianbixindoushilouyoude!yonglibadiaobimao,
zaiyifangqianmingchuhenhenxiexiawaiwainiuniudesangedazi——“linxueru”!xiewan,wobabiyireng,
taiqitouzhishitaneishuangshenshideyan,houdao:“xiandaliangbaiwan!woyaoxianjiwobabangetimiandiandezangli!
yaozuihaodemu!shengxiadehaizhai!”lutianhaosihumeiliaodaowoganzhijieyaoqian,meifengyitiao,
yanzhongshanguoyisiyiwai,dansuiji,yisiwanweide、jihukanbujiandexiaoyizaitayandiyangkai。
tamantiaosiliditaochushouji,shouzhizaipingmushangdianlejixia。budaosanmiao!
wokoudailineibuyonglesanniandexiaomishouji,pingmushangquanshiliehende,
cikewubixiangliangdichuanchuxitongnvshengneishuxiyoujixiedetishiyin:“zhifubaodaozhang——erbaiwanyuanzheng!
”“dingdong!”shengyinqingcui,zaikongkuang、bingleng、mimanzhexianghuohexiaodushuihunheweidaodetingshijianlilaihuizhendang,
wubiqingxi,youwubidefengciheguiyi。wolenglengdikanzheshoujipingmushangneiyizhangchuanling,danaoyipiankongbai。
zheishengyin……zhendexiangjileaiqingzhashideshengxiang。disanzhang:lujiadebieshuzuoluozaijiangchengfengjingzuihaodebanshanyao,
yuqishuoshi“jia”,burushuoshiyizuoxiandaihuadebaolei,juda、shehua、bingleng。
dangwolinzhewoneigeyongleduoniande“tuopinbituodanzhongyao”fanbubao,chuanzhetaobao39.9baoyoudemianmazhangqun,
zhanzaibiwojiazhenggefangzihaidadeyimaojianmenkoushi,ganjuezijixianggewuruwaixingrenjidideqigai。
yimaojianrutongyigeshechipinbowuguan。
yidalideshougongdingzhixizhuang、faguodegaodingchenshan、ruishideshoubiao……anzhaosexi、mianliao、changhefenmenbielei,
chenliezaiboliyijuhedengguangxia,yiyishenghui。yuzhixiangbi,wofanbubaolineiliangjianhuanxidejiutxuniuziku,
xiandewubihansuanhetuwu。shenhouchuanlaijiaobusheng,lutianhaobuzhiheshizoulejinlai,
yijiushineifulengjunshulidebiaoqing。tademuguangjingzhundiluozaiwoneigeciyandefanbubaoshang,
nongheidemeitouhaobuyanshidizhouleqilai。“mingtianrangchenzhulidainiqucaigouyiwuxiebaopeishi,
”tadeshengyinmeishenmeqifu,danxianqixianeryijian,“conglidaowai,congshangdaoxia,quanbuhuandiao。
bierangrenyiweiwolutianhao……qulegegaibangbangzhuhuilai。”woyibajiangwodebaobeifanbubaozangdaoshenhou,
shenzhebozifanbo:“zheishishenghuotaiduxuanyan!shijingshenxinyang!zaishuole……”wopiepiezui,
xiangqizuotianzaikafeidianmenkoupengdaodesuwanwan,“nineiweigaoguideqiannvyouzuotianhai‘haoxin’tixingwo,
shuowoquanshenshangxiajiaqilaidoubugoutayigenxiedaiqian,chuandexiang……xianggeshoupolande!”“e?
”lutianhaoweiyinweiyang,huranchaowozoujinyibu。judadeyapoganshunjianxilai,woxiayishixianghoutui,
jiaogenquedizailebinglengdebolijumenshang,tuiwuketui。tashenchushou,zhijianluozailewoxiantiaoqingxidesuogushang。
weiliangdechuganrangwomengdiyizhan。tadezhifuhenqingdizaineipianjifushangmosuoleyixia,
dongzuodaizheyizhongshenshihepinggudeyiwei。tademuguangchenchendisuozhewodeyanjing,
shengyinquedaizheyisiwanwei:“suoyi,nijintian‘buxiaoxin’potakafeideshihou,
陆总,您的白月光诈尸了