《天价外卖任真》 小说介绍
renzhendoudoushixiaoshuomingzijiao《tianjiawaimairenzhen》dezhujiao,tadezuozheshirenzhen,xiaoshuozhuyaodejiangdeshi:“xiongeryijingjiuxu,jiudaixionghaizishanggoule!”“jintiandezhibojiuxiandaozheili,dengmingtianwaimaisongdao,youjie……...
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“guanzhongpengyoumen,laoguiju,fasongdanmu【renzhenshigedashuaibi】,chouqu200yuanhongbaojiazhuboquanqiu**banquantao**!”
“zhubo,wobuyaohongbao,**chouwo,cuntoucesuokuaimeizhile!”
“zhubonengjiwonideshishenyongchi**ma?meibiedeyisi,jialimenshangquepixiedetiehua。”
“nimenyigegededoutamabizui,zhuboshiwopengyoudejiumingenren!!!wopengyoushiqianliexianaiwanqi,benlaiyijingjuewangfangqizhiliaole,dankandaozhubo**zhaodeneiyike,tarenbuzhujingtandao:‘**,**chou!’tajuedezheimechouderendouyouyongqihuoxiaqu,zijideqianliexianaiwanqisuanshenme,yushitaguoduankaishijijizhiliao,jintianyijingshunliguoletouqile。”
“……”
jiangbeishi,haitangyuanxiaoqumouzhuzhainei。
renzhenmianduizhediannao,zheng**sishedegenzhibojiandefensihudongzhe。
tashiyimingwangluoyouxizhubo,zhuyaoboyibolol、chiji、yongjiewujianzhileideremenyouxi。
dengrenzhenchouwanhongbaohe**,zaikaileyibayouxishi。
“dingdongdingdong~~~~”
门铃响了。
“您好美团外卖。”
“放门口就行了。”
dengdawanzheibayouxi,renzhenzheicaishuoleju:“chifanshijiandaole,xiamianyouwodeertaizhubofeidingfeizongdaiboyihuier。”
shuowanrenzhenbazijiyangdehaibaoshuangsebuoumaofangzailejingtouqian,zijizequnawaimaile。
“ainigushenzouanxiang……”
zainawaimaideshihou,renzhenguishishenchadehengchangchulezheishouzuijinbaohuode《guyongzhe》。
jieguo,menwaihuranchuanchuleyizhenwanrudalejixueyibandezhinentongsheng:
“ainibuweidemoyang,ainigujigujiwang,bukenguyichang,ainibolandeyisang,deguduyiyiyichang,ainihewolamexiang,jiegudouyiyang……”
renzhenrenbuzhuxiaolexiao,《guyongzhe》bukuishixiaoxueshengbuhuoqia!
ranerdakaimendeshihou,renzhendexiaorongqueshijiangzailelianshang。
zhijianyimingxionghaizizhengnazhezijiwaimailidehanbaohejitui,dakoudakoudechizhe,chideyezhele,hainachukelelaixiliangkou!
renzhendeyikexindieluogudi。
这是谁家熊孩子啊?
居然偷吃老子外卖?
有人管没人管啊?!
擦!!!
“xiaopengyou,zheigeshigegedewaimaiyo,bujingguobierenyunxujiushanzichirenjiadewaimai,kebushishenmehaoxiguanyo!”
renzhenshenxiyikouqi,pingfulexiaxinqing,zoudaoxionghaizimianqian,xiaozheshuodao。
bijingzhibojiandeshexiangtoushinengpaidaozheilide,erqieduifangshiyigehaizi,renzhenbukenengzhijielianggedabidouguoqu,neiyangzuohuijizaochenghendadexinliyinying。
shuohuajian,renzhenbatashoulidehanbao、zhaji、kelequanbunalehuilai,kanleyiyan,de,dougengoukenshiyiyangkenguole!zhinengdiulajiduitongle。
renzhenrenbuzhuyizhenrouteng,suirantayueshouruyiwanduo,danpingshibijiaojiejian,chiwaimaidiandedoushi20yuanzuoyoude,zheishiyuedile,shizaichandebuxingle,jiezhefengkuangxingqisidehuodong,yikouqidianle80kuaidekendeji。
jieguoquebeizheigexionghaizidaleyaji。
renzhentanlekouqi,yijingdasuanrendaomeile。
kesheicengxiang,neixionghaizijingranzuiyipie,yilianweiqudehaotaodakuleqilai。
“呜呜呜呜……”
“哇哇哇哇……”
shengyindaderangrenzhenjuedezhengdongloufangfodouzaizhandou。
“ai,ni……nibiekua,woyoumeirangnipeiqian。”
任真彻底无奈了。
buzhidaodehaiyiweizijibazheixionghaizizenmedileni!
“xingle,wobuguainile,nizouxingleba?”
renzhenwunaidekanleyiyanwaimaihelidegezhongshiwucanzha,shenshentanlekouqi。
meibanfa,zijihaiyaozhibozhuanqian,meikonggenzheimegeshaxxionghaiziyibanjianshi。
yaoshitashigefuerdai,jintianshuoshenmeyedegenzheixionghaizidoushangsanbaihuihebuke。
“豆豆!”
“豆豆?!”
jiuzaicishi,yizhenhuhuanshenghou,yimingfunvhenkuaichuxianzailezheiyiceng。
zaikandaozheigejiaodoudoudexionghaizijuranzaihaotaodakudeshihou,funvlianwangxiayidala。
“doudou,zenmehuishi?shibushitaqifunile?gaosumama,mamayidingweinizuozhu!“
funvzhizherenzhen,fennudewendao。
任真顿时怒了。
nihaizitouchilaozidekendeji,laozihaimeibaoyuanni,nifanguolaidaodayipashijigeyisi?
renzhenzheibaopiqizhongyubaofale。
“woshuozheiweidama,niyaogaoqingchu,shinijiahaizitouchilewodewaimai,wocai……”
“zhidaolezhidaole,bujiushigepokendejima?jishikuaiqianeryi,nifandezhenongkuwojiahaizima?”
zhongnianfunvzhijiedaduanrenzhendehua,bunaifandao:
“tahaishiyigehaizia,youbudongshi,nigentajijiaoshenme?nandaobunengdengjiazhanglailezaishuoma?”
“我……”
“woshenmewo?bujiushixiangrangwopeiqianma?kanhaole,100kuaiqianzaizheierni!keqianwanbieshuowomenbujiangdaoli,gengbieyong‘tou’zheigezi!”
“doudou,genmamazou,jizhuleyihoubuyaochiwaimai,waimaizang,chiduoledeaizheng!”
zhongnianfunvdiuxiayizhangchaopiao,jilerenzhenyigebaiyan,lazhexiaohaizideshoujiuzoule。
linzouqian,haiyinyangguaiqilerenzhenjiju,shenzhihaishuo“chiwaimaideaizheng”zheizhongzuzhoudehua。
“shenmegoubiwanyia?”
任真那叫一个气啊!
nanguainengpeiyangchutouchirenjiawaimaidexionghaizi,jiuzheimegebujiangdaolidehanfu,nengjiaoyuchushenmehaohuose?
cishi,linjudeyiweidagedakailemen,tanlekouqidao:“xiaorena,bieshengqile,nisuanyunqihaodele。
qianjitian,wodingdeshuiguozhijiebeineixionghaizinazoule。
haiyouloushangdezhangdaye,dinglegeshengridangao,yebeineixionghaizizaotadebuchengyangzi。”
“nizheihaodaihaibeipeiqianle,womenyinweimeizhuadaoxianxing,zhinengzirendaomei。”
renzhenjingyadao:“zanmenloulizheimeduorenbeizheixionghaizitouguowaimaia?”
linjudage:“kebuma!xianzaiwodoubuganrangwaimaixiaogefangzaimenwaile,jiushiyinweizheixiaozi。aibushuole,shuoduoledoushilei。”
renzhenxinqingfuzadenazheyidaizibeihuohaidebuchengyangzidewaimaihuidaolejiali。
erzhibojianlimudulequanguochengdefensimen,kandaorenzhenyumenbiequdeyangzi,yigegededouanweiqileta:
“suanlebazhengou,bieshengqile,zheizhongxionghaizinimeifajiangdaolide,yiju【tahaizhishigehaizia】,zhijiezhinizhidesiside,gandongshou,renjiabaojingnizuidisannianqibu。”
“suiranhenxiangcuanduonijineixionghaizilianggedabidou,danshiwohaishiyaoshuoju,zheishierzhinengsuanle,baojingyemeiyongde。”
“zhengou,kanhuiji!shuagehuijijinihuihuixue,momogoutoubieshengqileha,haohaozhiboba。”
“……”
renzhenzhibojiandeshuiyouhaishibijiaolizhide,douzaiquantabieshengqi,biejijiaole。
renzhenyezhidaotamenshuodedoushiduide。
但……
tahaishijuedehaoqia!!!
tuiyibuyuexiangyueqi,renyishiyuexiangyuekui。
renzhenzhendehaoxianghaoxiangchuzheikoueqia!!!
jiuzaicishi,renzhendeerbianxiangqileyizhenbinglengdejixiedianziyin:
【xuanzeyi:duifangshigehaizi,qiejiazhangyijingpeichang,zirendaomeisuanle,jianglirenzheshenguicosplayfuyitao。】
【xuanzeer:xiacidianwaimai,wangwaimailijiadianmengliao,henhenjizheixionghaiziyicikegumingxindejiaoxun,jiangli1000wanjiadunjianyubibeitie**yijian。】
【xuanzesan:fanshoudianjiazhi100wandewaimai,jiduifangjiazhangshangyicishengdongdejiaoyuke,jianglikaiqixitong。】
wangyoulaiyijinaiqingdianping:renzhendoudoudexinggetebieyoutedian,rangrenkanyiyanwangbule。dangran,juqingzhongdeqitarenwuyeyouzijidutedejuqing,rangrenjiyiyouxin。zaihoumianrenzhendoudoulaofulaoqiyibantanxiao,zheizhongxingfudejiejurangrenyouyizhongzijideshimingzhongjiangdaotoule,limianderenwubuzaixuyaowomendanxinledeganjue。ciwai,juqingshifenjingcairangrenyixiangbudao。youshihoubujinhuanxiangzhihoudeqingjie。(qiuzuozhedadaguanzhu,qiuqiule!!!)
wangyouwupindaizhuanshiweidianping:《tianjiawaimairenzhen》zheibenxiaoshuoshizhujuqingdewen,zuozherenzhenwenbifeichanghao,fangxindadankan!
天价外卖任真