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  • 我学捉鬼的那些年 我学捉鬼的那些年

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第4章

“救你个鬼哟!”

tangshuyizhangpaikaiwodeshou:“woconglaojiahuilai,zhenggeqingzhoushidouzhakaileguo,douzaishuogongdinaogui,chadianmeihesiwo!”

“zhenggegongdi,doubeineinvguichuangzaochudehuanjingjilongzhaozhule。”

turuqilaideshuohuasheng,bawoheleyitiao。

yitaitou,bianjianyigeyuemoshibajiusui,chuanzhediaodaishangyiniuziku,zhazhegenazhatoudeshaonvzoulejinlai。

我只觉得眼前一亮。

好漂亮的妹子!

edanliandayanjing,yingtaoxiaozuishencaiyouyijibang,manshendoushiqingchunhuoligan。

“你是谁?”

我来了兴趣。

nanrena,napabanbianshenzijinguancaile,shuodaonvrenyenengzhanqilai,gengbieshuowoyijingcongguancailipachulaile。

tangshulianmangdao:“tajiushijiulenimendeenren,zhaolingzhaoxiaojie。”

“benxiaojieshinidejiumingenren。”

zhaolingzouleguolai,zhangtuiyigoubianjiangchuangbiandedengzigouleguoqu,zuoxiahoucaidao:“nixiaoziyeshidanda,hongyinvguideguancaidougantang,yaobushibenxiaojielaidejishi,zuiduobangeyuenijiusitoule。”

tadehua,yourangwoxiangdaoledangshidehuamian,dunshijiumaochuleyishenlenghan。

keshimeinvdangqian,nengsongma?

不能!

yushi,woxiongyiting:“foyuewoburudiyu,sheirudiyu?wobujinguancai,ermazitamenjiudesi,haiburuxishengwoyige,baoquantamen。”

“bijingwoguanggunyitiaowuqianwugua,tamenqueshishangyoulaoxiayouxiao,sibuqi。”

zheifanhua,daoshirangzhaolinggaokanlewoyiyan。

yipangdetangshuqueshiyibazhangpaileguolai:“nigesizi,ermazidoushuole,yaobushinifeidebaneiguancaiwakai,nengchushima?”

“doushiniyinqidea!”

zhaolingchixiaoyisheng:“neiniqueshigaisi。”

wodunshijiuxieleqi:“wochuanglehuo,qimawoyeyongyuzhanchulaichengdanhouguoleya!”

“切!”

zhaolingpiepiezui,suihoubianduiwodao:“bayifutuole。”

“什么?”

woyileng,suihoubianpieletangshuyiyan:“butaihaoba......suiranwozhangdetingshuai,nizheimezhudongwoyetingxihuan,danshiwotangshuhaizai......”

“shouqinineixiewochuodexiangfa!”

zhaolingyibazhangpaileguolai,shunshijiuzhulewoshenshangdeyifu,mengranyisi。

yaobushiqinshentiyan,woshiwulunruhedouxiangbudaoyigemeiziyenengyouzheimedaliqide。

huozhe......shibinghaofuzhiliangbuhao?

yizhenliangfengchuilai,wolianmangwuzhulexiong:“nixiangganshenme?”

“救你狗命啊!”

zhaolingshangxiasaolewoyiyan:“kanbuchulaiyifuxiaobailiandeyangzi,shencaidaoshiliandebucuo,nanguaibeineinvguikanshangle。”

“neishi,zheikedoushiwozaigongdishangbanzhuanlianchulaide。”

shuodaoshencai,woyoujiaoaoleqilai。

zhaolingzuiyipie,shenshoujiuchaowoshenshangchuoleguolai。

woyijing,haimeilaidejiduokai,bianganjuebeitachuozhongdedifangchuanlaiyizhenjutong,buyoucanjiaoqilai:“nixuedeshiyizhishanma!tongsiwole!”

“果然没错!”

zhaolingdelianseningzhongleqilai:“nibeineinvguixialejihao。”

“什么记号?”

堂叔和我异口同声。

“食材专用记号。”

zhaolingdeshouzhichuozaiwoxiaofushang。

woditouqukan,quekandaoyitiaojihukanbuqingdeheixian,cong**chumanyanchulai。

“这是什么?”

woyijing,shunjianmaochuleyishenlenghan,xiangyebuxiangjiuyaolakaikutou。

zhaolingdunshizhouqilemei,beiguoshenqucaidao:“nizijikankan,shenshangshibushiyoudifangbianheile?”

zheihuahedewohunfeiposan。

tangshuyecouleguolai,yiliandanyouzhise:“zhaoxiaojie,wozhizi**buhuihuaidiaoba?wotanggekejiuzheiyigendumiaomiao,kebunengjuelezhongya!”

shuohuajian,woyijingkanqingle,dunshisonglekouqi。

shenmeheile,zhishizaixiaofupianxiadeweizhizhangchulejigenheixianeryi。

“zheijitiaoheixian,huimanmanzengduo,zhujianmanyanzhiquanshen。”

zhaolingzoudaochuangbian,beiduizhewomenmanyouyoukaikou:“hongyinvgui,haoshengshinanzi,xuandingshicaihou,bianzainanzishenshangzhongxiaxuexian,xuexiandezuoyong,shiyonglaifangzhinanzizuochuwuranshicaideshi,yeshiweilejinghuananzishenshangxueye。”

“dengdaoxuexianzhangmanquanshen,bianbiaoshixueyeyijingquanbubeijinghuaganjing,keyichile。”

shuodaozhei,tadouranzhuanshen:“juwosuozhi,tayibanhuixianbaxinzangwachulaichidiao,ranhouzaimanmanchiqitabuwei,yicizengjiaxiuxing!”

“**?”

我愣住了。

tangshuyemengbile,suihoubiandao:“zhaoxiaojie,nikeyidingyaojiujiuwozhizia!qiandehua......qian......”

tayaolehaojiciyacaishuochukou:“yaoduoshaoqian,wodoucoujini!zhiyaoninengbaozhutazheitiaoming!”

zheiyike,wochedibeigandongle。

tangshu,shiwocuoguainile!

xiayimiao,tangshuzhuanguoshenlai:“jileduoshaoqian,niyihoudoudehaijiwode!yaoshihaibushang,neinijiufuzejiwoyanglaosongzhong!”

tangshuzixiaozaiwaimiandahun,nvrenzhaolebushao,queyigehaizidoumeiliuxia,daojinniandoukuaiwushile,meiyouzisichengletadexinbing。

zheiyeshitayuanyidaizhewo,yizhitixiewodeyuanyin。

duishangtangshuxintengdeyanjing,wotanlekouqi:“qianwokendinghuinulizhuanlaihaijini,nifangxinjiushi,buguanhaibuhaideshang,wodoujiniyanglaosongzhong!”

“niyaohaileqian,laozinazheqianquxiangxiayanglao,caibuxihannijiwoyanglaoni!”

tangshupeileyisheng,kewoquenengkanchutayandidexiaoyi。

“wohaimeishuojiebujiezheidanni!”

zhaolingzhuanguoshen,yishuangxingyansaoguowo,kaikoudao:“benxiaojiechushou,keshihenguide。”

“您开个价就是!”

堂叔赔笑。

“zheigenvguitaiguojingti,daoxingyougaoshen,buhaore。”

zhaolingxiumeiweicu:“zuotianwolaishi,zhaojiaguyixiang,tajiutingchulaile,ranhoujurandiyishijianpaole,genjuwodekance,zhenggeqingzhoudoumeiyouganyingdaota。”

“doumeigennidajiupaole?”

我忍不住插嘴。

tabailewoyiyan,lianshangfuxianchujifenaoyi:“wozhaojiaguchuanchengshuqiannian,heheyoumingdecunzai,zheinvguishishixianghaoba?”

“taruobupao,benxiaojiedingdangjiangtadadehunfeiposan!”

霎时间,傲气冲天!

wokandeyouxiechushen,qingbuzijinkaikou:“wonenggennixuezhuaguima?”

budengzhaolingkaikou,tangshuyizhangdaleguolai:“sizi,laolijiajiuniyigendumiaomiao,xueshenmebuhaoquxuezhuagui!wobuxu!”

woqueshilailepiqi,gengzhebozidao:“woxianzaiyijingbeinvguichanshangle,erqienvguihaipaole,zhaobudaojiudesi,haiburuxuedianfangshenshuni!yaoburanzhinengdengsima?”

tangshuhaiyaozaishuo,quebeidaduan。

“nixiaozidaoshicongming。”

zhaolingxiaoleqilai:“zheinvguinaishihongyiguijieduan,beihongyiguixialeyinji,chufeisi,fouzezhaonidezangdongxiyizhibuhuiduan。”

“什么脏东西?”

我一下没反应过来。

“shenmeguiaguaia,douhuibeinishenshangdeyinjisuoxiyin,bijingbeihongyiguixialexuexianjinghuashentidenanzi,jushuoweidaoqimeiwubi。”

zhaolingwanyaocouleguolai,zuijiaoweiyang,luchuyimoguiyidexiao:“zheixiedongxi,quanbuhuijiuchanzhenixiangyaochileni,zhidaonisiweizhi!”