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shidui……huowuxueroudekewang。wodehoulonglifachuyizhenyayibuzhude「hehe」sheng,
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cuicuwoqusiyao、qutunshi。「wang!」budingsihuchajuedaolewodebuduijing,chongwojiaoleyisheng,
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neigubeiwoqiangxingyaxiaqudejiegan,rutonghuoshanpenfabanzaicixijuanlewodedanao。wodelizhizaigaoshengjianjiao,
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touguobumanhuichendeboli,wokandaoyigeshouruodenanrenzhengbeiduizhewo,
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「he……he……」wowufakongzhizijihoulonglifachude、daibiaozhejidukewangdesihou。
neigenanrenbeizheishengyinheleyitiao,mengdihuiguotou。dangtakandaotiezaibolimenhouwozheizhangkebudelianshi,
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xiayimiao,taliangundaipadipaole。womeiyouzhui。bushibuxiang,shibuneng。wodeshuangtuixiangguanleqianyiyangchenzhong,
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shentiyinweikewangheyayierjuliedichouchuzhe。raner,womeinengtongkuduojiu。jinjinjifenzhonghou,
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cheshang,haiduolejigeshouchiwuqidezhuanghan。「leige!jiushinei!neizhisangshijiuzailimian!」
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ershisisididingzhebuding,「huozhuoneitiaogou。zhiyuneizhisangshi……」tajuqishouzhongdexiandanqiang,
duizhunlewokongdongdezuoyan。「dalantadetou,qulejinghe。zhenghao,laozideyinengkuaishengjile。」
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duizhewaimianderenqunfachu「wangwang」dekuangfei,xiaoxiaodeshenququejiandingdidangzaiwodeshenqian。tazaibaohuwo。
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danwodexingdongchihuan,shihuobazi。yingpin,wohebudingdouhuobule。bixuliyonghuanjing。
wodemuguangsaoguozhenggebianlidian。shouyintai、qingdaodehuojia、houmiandexiaocangku……youle!
cangkuliduifangzhejitongguoqideshiyongyou,pangbianhaiyouyigefeiqidemeiqiguan。zaileigekouxiabanjideqianyimiao,
wodongle。womeiyouxiangtamenyuliaodeneiyangchongxiangmenkou,ershimengdizhuanshen,
yongjianbangzhuangxiangleshenbianzuigaodeneigehuojia。「hualala——」judadehuojiadaizheshangmiancanliudelingsuiwupin,
rutongduominuogupaiyiyang,yigejieyigedidaoxia,shunjianjiangwohedamenzhijiangechuleyidaozhangai。「made!
jiwochongjinqu!」leigenuhoudao。zidanhenujian「pengpengpeng」dishezaiqingdaodehuojiashang,tiepibeishechuan,
fachulingrenyasuandeshengyin。wogubushangzheixie,yibachaoqihaizaikuangfeidebuding,
jiangtasaijinwoxiongqianpolandeweiyili,ranhouyizuikuaidesuduchongxiangcangku。「hehe!」woyongjinquanlisihouzhe,
bushiyinweijie,ershiweilejibudingxiadazhiling。zheishiwomenzhijiandutedejiaoliufangshi。
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ranhouyongyijupojiudebingjusisidizhu。menwaichuanlai「pengpeng」dezhuangjishenghejiaomasheng。womeiyoushijianyouyu,
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zheigeguanzizaixielou!woniudongjiangyingdeshouzhi,jiannandijiangfamenningdaozuida。「sisi——」
meiqixieloudeshengyinshunjianbianda,cibideweidaoxunsumimankailai。ranhou,wobaoqineitongzuizhongdeshiyongyou,
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wojiangyoutongjuguotouding,yongjinquanlizaxiangchuanghu。「kuangdang!」boliyingshengersui,danshengxiudechuangkuangwensibudong。
menwaidezhuangjishengyuelaiyuemenglie,mumenyijingchuxianleliehen。wojiaojiwanfen,houlonglifachuyeshoubandedihou。
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sanxia……fulandeshouzhangbeifenglidejinshuhuapo,liuchuheisede、zhanchoudeyeti,danwoganjuebudaorenhetengtong。
「gazhi——」bansuizheyishenglingrenyasuandeshengxiang,zhenggechuangkuangzhongyubeiwoqiaodesongdongle。「hong!」
cangkudemenbeizhuangkaile。leigedaizherenchonglejinlai,kandaowodeshunjian,taxianshiyileng,
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wojianghuailidebudingfenlicongchuangkourenglechuqu,ranhouzaitamenjingkongdemuguangzhong,
jianqiledishangliangkuaiposuideboli,henhendixianghumoca。「cila!」heiandecangkuli,
bengfachuleyidianweiruoquezhimingdehuoxing。xiayimiao,huoxingdianranlekongqi。「——honglong!!!」
judadebaozhashengzheneryulong。chiredeqilangcongwoshenhoumengdituilai,jiangwozhenggerencongchuangkouxianfeichuqu,
zhongzhongdishuaizaibianlidianhoudelajiduili。wodeshijieshunjianbeihuoyanhehongmingtunshi。yishimohudeqianyimiao,
wokandaobudingmaizhexiaoduantui,jiaojidixiangwopaolai。wohaikandao,neilianggaizhuangpikazaibaozhadechongjiboxia,
beixianfanzaidi。leigeneixieren……busiyedezhongshang。woyongjinzuihoudeliqi,duizhebudingdefangxiang,
chedongleyixiazuijiao。neihuoxu,shiyigexiaorong。woyingle。dandaijiashi,
woganjuewodeshenti……zhengzaisifenwulie。yishi,yerutongfengzhongcanzhu,suishikenengximie。xianruheianqian,
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wodeweihunfu,yeshiqinshoujiangwotuixiadiyudenanren。「niannian,duibuqi。」
tadangshideshengyinwenroudexiangqingrenjiandeninan,「nideyanjiuchengguo,wohuihaohaoliyongde。weilerenleideweilai,
ni……jiuanxindiquba。」ranhou,tajuejuedizhuanshen,daizhewomengongtongdeyanjiushuju,
yijiwoyongshengminghuanlaide、guanyu「jinghuakangti」dechubucaixiang,xiaoshizaileanquanmendelingyiduan。erwo,
beitadangzuoyouer,tuixianglefengyongerzhideshichao。luyan……woyidingyao……huoxiaqu。zhaodaoni,
ranhou……shaleni。3wozaifuchoudelajiduilixinglai。huozheshuo,shi「zhongqi」。
baozhadechongjibosilielewodeshenti,wodezuobeibuyierfei,jigenleigucichuanlepifu,baoluzaikongqizhong。
heisedexueyeyijingninggu,xiangmouzhongchouloudeliqing。huanzuorenheyigerenlei,zheiyangdeshangshizuyisishangshici。
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deguocheng,manzhangertongku。wodeyishixiangshichenzaishenhaili,beiwushubinglengdechushoulache,
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canpodezuzhizaiyiyizhongjiqihuanman、guiyidefangshishituzhongzu。「wuwu……wu……」
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dantameiyoulikai。tayongwenredeshetou,yibianyouyibianditianshizhewolianshangneikuaiyaoyaoyuzhuidefurou,
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sihudaizheyizhongqitedenengliang。beitatianguodedifang,neizhongshenrugusuidefubaigan,jingranjianqingleyisi。
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yejiushizheichangmoshidezuikuihuoshou,
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zainanbaofashi,wodeyanjiusuoshidiyipilunxianqu。zaibeikundezuihoushike,wofaxianbudingdexueyeyangben,
duitbingdubiaoxianchulejingrendeyizhixiaoguo。tadejiyinzhong,sihuhanyouyizhongtianrande「jinghuakangti」,
nenggouzhonghebingdudehuoxing。wojiangzheigechubufaxiangaosulewodezhushou,yeshiwodeweihunfu——luyan。jieguo,
taweileduzhanzheifenkenenggaibianrenleimingyundeyanjiuchengguo,xuanzebeipanwo。
taqiangzoulesuoyoudeyanjiuziliaoheshujumoxing,zhiliuxiayigezuizhongjielunxuyaoyanzheng——neijiushi,
zheizhong「jinghuakangti」shifounengduiyiganrandeshengwutiqizuoyong。erwo,jiushitazuihoude「shiyanpin」。
tabawotuixiangshichao,xiangkankanwoshibushihuiyinweichangnianhebudingjiechuerchanshengkangti,mianyuganran。jieguo,
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zheihuoxujiushibudingdaijiwode,「shibai」deqiji。erxianzai,woxuyaoyanzhenglingyigecaixiang。
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shitushengzhang。zheishisangshiqiangdadeziyunengli。danyinweibaozhadechuangshangtaiyanzhong,zheigeguochengfeichanghuanman,
shenzhiyoukenengyinweinengliangbuzuertingzhi。woxuyaonengliang。bushishiwu,ershi……jinghe。
qitasangshinaozhongdenengliangjiejing。wojiannandizhanqishen,budinglikegenleguolai,yongtoucengzhewodetui,
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nianni、guntangdechuganchuanlai,woquehaowuganjue。wotaochuneimeigezidandaxiaodelansejinghe。jingherushou,
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woduanbeichuderouyashengzhangsudujiakuaileyidian。bugou,yuanyuanbugou。woxuyaogengduo,genggaojidejinghe。
jiuzaizheishi,yizhenjicudejiaobushengchuanlai。shineigexiangleigegaomideshouruonanren,
tajingranzaibaozhazhonghuolexialai,zhishishouledianqingshang。takandaowo,xiangjianleguiyiyang,zhuanshenjiuxiangpao。
danzheici,wobuhuizairangtataodiaole。wodeshentizaixishoulejinghenenglianghou,bizhiqianlinghuoleyixie。
woyigejianbuchongshangqu,jincundeyoushouxiangtieqianyiyangezhuletadehoulong,jiangtasisidianzaiqiangshang。
「he……he!」woshitushuohua,danzhinengfachuyiyibumingdesihou。woxiangwenta,luyanzaina。
「guaiwu……fangkaiwo!fangkaiwo!」nanrenjingkongdizhengzhazhe,quantouyudianbandiluozaiwoshenshang,
quexiangzaijiwonaoyang。tadekongju,tadezhengzha,tashenshangwenredeshengmingqixi……zaicidianranlewodebenneng。
wodelizhiheyuwang,zhankailexinyilundecanliebosha。jiuzaiwojijiangshikongdebianyuan,budingturanchongleguolai,
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jiangmuguangcongnanrendebojing,yidaoletadelianshang。wobunengshata。zhishaoxianzaibuneng。woxuyaoyigexiangdao,
yige「fanyi」,laibangzhuwozhaodaoluyande「fangzhou」jidi。wosongkaileshou。nanrenliketandaozaidi,
juliedikesouzhe。wozhilezhita,youzhilezhiyuanfang,ranhouyongjinquanli,
conghoulonglijichulianggemohubuqingdeyinjie。「lu……yan……」nanrenlengleyixia,
suijilianshangluchulehuangrandawuyouwubijingkongdebiaoqing。「ni……ni……nizaizhaoluboshi?neigejiushizhu?」
wodianlediantou,hunzhuodeyouyanli,shihaobuyanshideshayi。takandongle。tamingbaile,
wobushiyitouputongdesangshi。woshiyitou……daizhemingquemude,qianlaifuchoudeegui。4nanrenmingjiaohouzi,
yigezaimoshilikaotoujiquqiaohechumaiqingbaoweishengdedicengzhazi。zaisiwangdeweixieheduiweizhidekongjuxia,
taxuanzelequfu。「wo……wozhidaoluboshidefangzhoujidizaina。」houziquansuozaijiaoluo,
shengyinzhandoudexiangqiufengzhongdeluoye,「wangdongzou,dagaisanbaigongli,chuanguobeiwurande『jijingsenlin』,
jiunengkandao。neilishixianzaizuidaderenleixingcunzhejidi,yougaoqiang,youjundui,haiyoushubuqingdeqiangzhe。」
tayibianshuo,yibiantoutoudaliangzhewo,yanshenlichongmanleweiju。「ni……nidaodishishenmedongxi?
sangshizenmekenenghuishuohua?」womeiyouhuidata。wozhishijiangmuguangzhuanxiangleneipianfeixu,
zailingwaijijushaojiaodeshitili,youzhaodaoleliangmeiyijiejinghe。wohaobuyouyudijiangtamenniesui,
xishoulelimiandenengliang。yigunuanliuchuanbianquanshen,woduanbeichudeshangkou,rouyarudongdegengjiahuankuaile。
shenzhilianwolianjiashangneikuaifurou,sihuyezhongxinzhanghuiqulejifen,buzaiyaoyaoyuzhui。wodeliliang,zaihuifu。
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meiyicixishoujinghe,douxiangshizaiyinzhenzhike,wonengganjuedaozijiderenxingzhengzaibeiyidiandiandiqinshi。
wobixujinkuaizhaodaoluyan。zaiwochedibianchengguaiwuzhiqian,lejiezheiyiqie。「dailu。」
woconghoulonglijichulianggezi,shengyinshayadexiangshiliangkuaishazhizaimoca。houzihedeyigeduosuo,
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