《联姻妻子把开裆裤的我做成了抱枕》 小说介绍
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”chenbodeshengyinpingwenwubo。“ng。”bainingbingyingleyisheng,shengyinmeishenmeqifu,
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erbianshijianruide、chixudewengming,gaiguolechuangwaisuoyoudecheshuimalong。ta……yaolihun?xieyi?
tajurannihaolelihunxieyi?weishenme?shenmeshihou?yinweitasongdebaozhentaichou?jianpanbugouyishu?
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”zuihoujigezi,jihushicongchifenglijichulaide。chenboyanzhongyilvgengshen,danzhongjiushenmeyemeishuo,
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“kada。”mensuohelongdeqingxiang,rutongyakualuotuodezuihouyigendaocao。
bainingbingtingzhidejibeixiangshishunjianbeichouzoulesuoyouzhicheng,mengdikuataxiaqu,
tazhenggerenwulidifuzaibingliangcigudehongmuzhuomianshang,jianbangwufayizhidijuliezhandouqilai。
neifenlihunxieyijiutankaizaitayanqian,meiyigebinglengdetiaokuan、meiyigeyuliuqianmingdekongbailan,
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tajingxingouzhude、yonglaibaohuzijineikeminganyouchiredexindebingshanbaolei,
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disanzhangnanjiqiejiexialaiderizi,duifangyuaneryan,shijiexianruleyizhongguiyide“ningjing”。
neifensailegezhongwenjiandewenjianjiarutongshichendahai。bainingbingdeshufangmenjinbizhe,
tabenrenzexiangrenjianzhengfaleyiyang,jishaozaichuxianzaigongyudegonggongquyu。fangyuanqichuhaijuedeyoudianqiguai,
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zheiningjinghenkuaibeidapo。wancanshifen,fangyuangangzaizhuweizuoxia,naqiyinzhidaocha,
bainingbingjingranpotianhuangdichuxianle。tachuanzheyishenjiancaijiqililuodezanglansekuzhuang,
zhangfayisibugoudiwanzainaohou,lianshanghuazhewuxiekejidejingzhizhuangrong,shenqingshiyiguandeqinglengshuli,
zhishiyandishenchudaizheyisinanyiyanshidepibeiheyizhong……guzhuyizhidejuejue?fangyuanxinli“gedeng”yixia,
yiweitayaotibaozhenhuozhejianpandeshi,zhengzhuomozhezenmefuyanguoqu。bainingbingquexianyibukaikoule,shengyinbuda,
queqingxidixiangchezaiguofenanjingdecantingli。“fangyuan,gennishuoyisheng。
jituanzai……zainanjiquanyougezhongyaodezhanlvehezuoxiangmu,shejiqieshengtaiyukechixushangyemoshideshendudiaoyan,
xuyaowoqinzidaiduiguoquzuoqianqipinggu。”bainingbingdunleyixia,muguangluozaizijimianqianneibeiqingshuishang,
bikailefangyuandeshixian。nanji?qie?shangyemoshi?fangyuandemeimaochadianfeichufajixian。
tajidebainingbingmingxiadeyewuzhuyaopanjuzaiyishupintouzihejigexiaoxingcishanjijinhui,
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yuqichongmanlechuncuide、bujiayanshidekunhuo:“nanji?qie?shangyemoshi?
nideyewushenmeshihoutuozhandaojidishengtaile?”tawanquangaobudongzheinvrenyouzaiwanshenmexinhuayang。
bainingbingmianbugaise,naqicanjinjiqiyouyadizhanlezhanyisishuizidoumeiyoudezuijiao,
yuqipingdandexiangzaichenshumingtiandegushikaipan。“ng,gangjieshoude,jihuidute,qianlijuda,nizhidaode,
wodui……duishengtaijingjiyizhihenyouyanjiuxingqu。”bainingbingfangfoweilezengjiakexindu,youbuchongdao,
yusushaokuai。“didianzai……ng,luosibingjiabianyuan,kekaozhanfujin,tongxuntiaojiankenengfeichangyouxian。
”luosibingjia?fangyuan:“……”fangyuankanzhebainingbingneizhangxieman“wohenzhuanyewohenrenzhen”debingshanlian,
zaikankantapanziliwensiweidongdeshiwu,yizhongqiangliedehuangmiuganhegengshendemengbiganjuezhuleta。
zheijiekouhainenggenglipuyidianma?tashidasuanqugendiqiekaidongshihui?tazhanglezhangzui,
xiangwen“nishibushichicuoyaole?”,danhuameichukou。bainingbingyijingfangxialecanjin,
zhanqishen:“wojinwandebaoji,shijianchabuduole,chenbo,mafanrangsijibachekaidaomenkou。”shuowan,
talinqipangbianyigekanqilaizhinengzhuangxiajijianneiyiheyizhikouhongdechaominidengjixiang,kanyemeikanfangyuanyiyan,
caizheneishuangnengdangxiongqidegaogenxie,shenzitingba,jingzhizoulechuqu。
fangyuankanzhetadebeiyingxiaoshizaixuanguanhouzhongdemenhou,tingzhekulinanyinqingfadong、xunsuyuanqudeshengyin,
zhijuedeyitouwushui。tafangxiadaocha,rouleroumeixin。gaoshenme?nanji?qie?
tazheishi……zhongyubeineixieyishupinbifengle?haishijuedesongmaoshabugou**,
yaoqunanjizhuaqiedangchongwusongta?tashuaishuaitou,juedingbuqushenjiuzheiweibingshanyishujiadenaohuilu,jixuchifan。
qingjinglejiuhao。raner,bainingbingde“zhanlvezhuanyi”xianranzhishixuqu。
taderensuiran“xiaoshi”zailenanjidehanfengli,dantade“zhanlvewuzi”querutongjingquezhidaodedaodan,
kaishiduifangyuandegongyujinxinghongzha。jitianhou,
yigejudade、tiezhekuazhang“guojijidikekaozhuanyun”biaoqian(xianranshiweizaode)dexiangzisongdaolebieshumenkou。
chaikai,limianheranshishimianshangzuixinkuan、dingpeideps6youxizhuji,
waijiasankuanfangyuanzaipengyouquantiguoyizuidanhaimeilaidejirushoudechao**dianzangbanyouxiguangdie。zheihaibusuanwan,
xiangzijiaoluoli,saizheyigegugunangnangde、yinzhekeaiqietuandefangshuiwenjiandai。
fangyuandaochulaiyishu——zhengzhengyibaizhang!bianlitie!meiyizhangdouyongbutongyansedeyingguangbi,
huazhejiqiqmeng、biaoqingkelianbabadaojizhidexiaoren:youyanleiwangwangshuangshouheshizuoyide,
youtoudingjudawuyundunzaijiaoluohuaquanquande,
fengkuanghuiwutoujiangde……pangbianhaipeizhebutongziti、danhexinyisigaoduyizhi、yuqibeiweidaochenailidewenzi。
“fangyuan……bieshengqilema~(>_<)qieshuotamenzhidaocuole!”“yuanliangwohaobuhao?qiuliliwo!
qaqnanjihaoleng……”“wocuola!zhendecuola!huilaiguizhubanhaobuhao?”“meiyounidewifi,
nanjidoushi2gwangsut_t”zitijuanxiulingdong,shibainingbingdeqinbi。yibaizhangbianlitie,
xiangyibaizhicongnanjishenchulaide、dongdesesefadoudeqiezhuazi,kelianxixidinaozhefangyuandeshenjing。
takanzheneiduihuahualvlvdezhipian,youkankanpangbianshanzhezhanxinguangzedeyouxiji,meitouningdegengjinle。shengqi?
yuanliang?tashengshenmeqile?tashenmeshihoushengqile?taquanchengdouzaimengbihaoma!zheinvrendaodizaigaoshenmefeiji?
nanjixinhaobuhaobanaozidonghuaile?gengjuedehaizaihoumian。dayueyizhouhou,fangyuanhuidaojia,
faxianketingneimianyuanbenguazhefujiazhilianchengchouxianghuadebeijingqiang,huabujianle!querdaizhide,
shijizhangyongzhuanyexiangzhigaoqingdayin、bingjingxinzhuangbiaozaijijianjinshukuanglide——diqiezhaopian!zhaopianxiafang,
haiyouyixingdayintibiaozhu,
houmiangenzheshouxieqianming:“luosibingjiashidikaochajilu-qieshehuijiegouyushangyejiazhichutan。
cidijihan(-58℃),xinhaoquanwu,wunian。
——bainingbingyunanjiqianyan”fangyuankanzheneijizhangzaiwangshangsuibianyisoujiunengzhaodaodediqiebiaozhunzhengjianzhao,
zaikankanneixing“cidijihan(-58℃),xinhaoquanwu,wunian。”de“kekaobaogao”,
zhijuedeyiguxiehuohegengshendekunhuozhichongtouding。
tajihunengnaobuchubainingbingduozaimougehaohuajiudiandezongtongtaofangli,yibianyongpingbansouzheqietuku,
yibianbanzheneizhangqingguoqingchengdebingshanlian,yibenzhengjingdiweizaozheixie“jidirizhi”deyangzi。“luosibingjia!
hai-58℃!haiwunian?”fangyuanduizheneijizhanghantaikejudeqie“zhengjianzhao”,qidezhijiexiaochulesheng,
gengduodeshijuedezheinvrenjianzhibukeliyu。“fengle,jueduishifengle!”tadunangzhe,juedingyanbujianxinbufan,
dakaixindaodeps6,shituyongyouximabizijiyuelaiyuehunluandenaozi。
jiuzaifangyuanyiweibainingbingde“nanjizhanlve”yijingdadaoxijuxingdianfengshi,
gengdade“jingxi”yiyizhongrangtacubujifangdefangshi,congwangluoshijiedeshenchuzaleguolai。
disizhangluntanbaozhazheitianxiawu,tanandemeiyouxianyutan,zhengduizhediannaochulijifenjiyadeyoujian。
shoujipingmuturanfengkuangshanshuoqilai,
shitayigequanziliguanxibucuo、tongyanghunjiyouxiquandefuerdaisunyouzhouchenfalaideweixinhongzha。“fangge!
fangge!jinjihujiao!kuaikan‘jikeshenyuan’luntan!!”“jingtianjugua!genniyouguan!saoziniubi!
(poyin)”houmiangenzheyigezhangzhangdeluntanlianjie。
shenyuan”zhengshifangyuanhunleduonian、id“xianyushaitaiyang”zaineiliyesuanxiaoyoumingqideyouxiyingjianfashaoyouluntan。
yigujiqibuxiangdeyuganshunjianjuezhulefangyuan。tazhouzhemeidiankailianjie,yemiantiaozhuan,
yigebeiguanliyuanbiaohongjiajing、huifuyijinggaileshangqianloudetiezibiaoti,
xiangyikehedanzaitayanqianhongranbaokai:【re】【baoxiao】【shishijishesi】jing!
luntanjulao‘xianyushaitaiyang’yisibeibingshanlaopozuodaoyaolihun?!
(fuqiuzhutiegaoqingjietu)id:xianyusiyangyuanzaixianfanche!
“xianyushaitaiyang”zhengshitayonglexiaoshinian、zai“jikeshenyuan”liyesuanyifangdalaodeyouxiid!
yiguliangqishunjiancongjiaodibancuanshangtianlinggai!fangyuandehuxidoutingzhile,shouzhiyouxiejiangyingdidianjinneigetiezi。
zhuloushijizhanggaoqingzhangjietu,neirongheranshiyigenimingfabudeqiuzhutie:biaoti:【qingganjijiu!shiwanhuoji!
zaixiandeng!】ruhewanhuiwoneikuaibeizuomeiledexianyulaogong?!neirong:>beijing:haomenlianyin,
pingshixiangjingrubing。wodanjiantouanlianta,
dangkukuzhaobaozhen、yintagezhongmengbiqbanliandejianpan、yikachedingjimaoshayinweitaweiguoyiciliulangmao……)。
tahaoxianghenkunhuo,ranhou……ranhoutahaoxiangshengqile!jilewoyiduiwenjianqianzi,
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