《红娘强推普信男,年近五旬被郎缠》 小说介绍
《hongniangqiangtuipuxinnan,nianjinwuxunbeilangchan》zheibukuangxuansangelixiedeshutinghaode,limiandeneirongyetingfengfude。zhujiaoweiliuyaozuxingluoluozhuyaojiangdeshi:wobeidongdeyachidouyaodazhanle,neihaigudeshangtashuoshenme,zhijiexiangwodechezouqu:“shangche。”gangshangcheliuyaozujiurenbuzhuzuokankanyou……
《红娘强推普信男,年近五旬被郎缠》 第1章 免费试读
第1章
xiangqinduixiangyinweikanjianlewoqu**lvyoudezhaopianhoupofangle。
woyiweitahuizhidaowomenbuheshihoucongciliwoyuanyuande。
meixiangdaotaquebawodangtalaopoyiyangjiaoyuleyitong,haishuo:
“guaibudenimennvrenaihuaqianni,bijingtangzhejiunengbaqianzhuanle。”
wozhijiebatadexiaoxifadaotadejiazuqun:
“nimenjianvrenzheimeduoyinggaitingyouqiandeba?weishenmeyaozuhaiyaomeitianshoupolana?”
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kaoguolezhiyezhenghou,wokaixindejianglilezijiyici**zijiayou。
jieguolinjinguonianwoganghuijia,linjuayijiuyaojiwojieshaoduixiang。
tashuoduifangshiziyuanzaishengliyongzhuanyuan,gongzuowending,yimiqidagaoge,renyehenlaoshi。
wofanbianlenaozilisuoyoudezhiye,doumeitingshuoguozheishigeshenmezhiye。
gangyaoxiangjiekoujujuedeshihou,womaguolaipailepaiwodejianbangshilegeyanse。
wozhidaotakendingshirangwobiezhejijujue,kankanzaishuo。
shuoshihuawodeneixinshijujuede。
xiangqimeinianlinjuayijiwojieshaodexiangqinduixiang,wojiurenbuzhujiaozhikoudi。
前年来我家:
“nanfangshikaiwajuejide,yigeyuenengzhengsanqian,zaicunlisanqiankebushaole!
niyaoshigentajiehunlejiushiniguanqian,zaishenggehaizi,yejiuwendingxialaile。”
wohenbudeshangquwulelinjudezui:
“nishishuowoyaofangqiwozaidachengshiyiyuanyiwanduodeyuexin,huilaojiaguantaneisanqiankuaiqian,haiyaoshenggehaizishima?”
去年:
“nanfangkeshizaibeishizuoyunchaocheyayunde!yigeyuesiqiankuaiqianbaochibaozhu,tazijinengzanbushaoqianni!
renyelaoshibuluangao,jiushiyoudianpang,yimiqierbailaijin。”
wotinghouyikoushuijiupendaoletalianshang:
“zheiniantouzhenshizhangfangxingyenengchengjinglea,shibushimeijinhuachujiaolai,yizoulujiutangxiale?”
她脸上挂不住:
“nanrenma,shencaibutaizhongyaode,erqierenjiazuijinyezaijianfei。
zhongyaodeshirenhao,gongzuoyebucuoa?”
zuihouhaishiwomatingbuxiaqu,qinzibatasongzoule。
jinnianyoulaile,shuocihaishineimexieshuoci,naihewomatingzhexindonga。
“luoluo,wotingzhehaikeyi,nikankanba。”
yushi,wozhihaojiashanglezheiweixiangqinduixiang。
“nihao,wojiaoliuyaozu。”
“你好,邢洛洛。”
wobashoujishendaowomamianqian,xiwangtanengkanchushenmeduannilai。
“yaozu,mingzizaiwomenneigeniandaiyesuanzhengchangba。”
wosongsongjian,liuyaozujiuyoufalailexiaoxi:
“nizheigexinghenbujili,hexingfayiyang。
womenyihouyaoshijielehun,nijiusuiwomenliujiaxingba,buranjiwomenjiazudailaibuxingzenmeban?”
wokanzhezheijuhuajiujiubunengdongdan,yinweiwoshenzhifenbuqingtashizhendezhizhanghaishizaigaochouxiang。
“haiyouwobanilajinwomendejiazuqunle。
nitongguolewodehaoyoushenqingkendingyeshixianghewojiehunde。
wojiurangnitiqianshuxiyixiawojiarendexihao,yihounizhaogutamenyefangbian。”
tagangfaguozheixiehualai,wojiuyijingbeilajinyigezhiyoushigerendequnli。
他竟然来真的!
wozhenjingdeniutoubashoujishendaowomamianqian,womakanleyilianheixian:
“wozheijiugaosuniayinimenbuheshi。”
wodiandiantou,gangzhunbeilaheishanchuyitiaolong,linjuayijiuyoujiwodalailedianhua:
“zenmeleluoluoa?nimashuonimenbuheshi,nimenjutishizenmebuheshia?
nigenayishuoayiqujinimengoutongyixiama。”
zaiwochangshibashihuashuochulai,xiangxintanengzuochuyigegongzhengdepanduandeshihou,taquebunaifanqilai:
“yaowoshuoluoluoa,nidou26lezhuanyanjiu30le,zenmehaitiaolaitiaoqude?
nibujiushigeyiyuandeyishengma,nikannitiaolezheimeduonianyoutiaodaoshenmehaodema?
yaowoshuoliuyaozushuodeyemeiyoucuo,womennvrenjiarenbudoushiyaoqusihougongpo,shengeryunvdema?”
哈,真给我气笑了:
“ayi,wojideninverdenanpengyoubushifuerdaima?
zenmejiwojieshaojiushiliuyaozuni?”
dianhuaneitouanjingleyishun:
“ai,ayibuyeshikanzhetahaoxiangxianjinijieshaoma?
zaishuolefuerdaishenmede,rengeyoumingma!”
我嗤笑一声:
“neininnverdemingzhenshibiwohaoa!”
jiudadianhuazheiyihuiergongfu,wodeweixinjiu99+le。
yidakaiquanshiliuyaozuhetadejiazuqundexiaoxi。
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“womawennihua,niweishenmebujishihuida?
nizheiyangwohuikounideyinxiangfende,daoshihoufenkouwan,nijiubiexiangjinwoliujiademenle!
nikuaidianhuixiaoxi,zheicijiuxiankouniyifen。”
再点开家族群:
“luoluonihao,woshiniweilaidepopo!”
“woshiniweilaidegonggong!”
“woshiniweilaidegugu!”
“woshiniweilaidejiujiu!”
“woshiniweilaide......”
yiqunrenziwojieshaowanzhihou,liuyaozutamayoujixufaxiaoxi:
“luoluo,jingguowomendelejie,juedenidezhiye,nenglihezhangxiangjibennengpeideshangwodejiadetiaojian,suoyiyizhitongyiniheyaozudehunshi。
xiwangnijiadaowomenjiahounengkeshoufudao,wenrouxianhui,dandangqiliujiadedaren!”
wozaicirangwomakanlekanzheixienitianfayan,womazhijieqiangguowodeshoujijiuweiwozhuchigongdao:
“nimensheiashuozheiyangdehua,bazihaimeiyipiedejiubazijidangpancaile?
womenhaimeitiaonimenjiani,biezaizheijiwobibilailai!”
womadeyuyintiaofawan,neigejiazuqunjiuzhakaileguo:
“qingwenzheiweishiqinjiamuma?
niyaoshizaizheiyangchuyanbuxun,wojiuyaorangyaozukounimendefenle!”
我妈急了:
“koufenkoufen,kounimdefen!
nimenshenmedongxiahaikoufen,jiwogundeyuanyuande!”
shuowanrangwoganjinbaquntuile,rangzheiqunqipaquanjinleheimingdan。
benyiweishiqingjiuzheiyangguoqule,sheizhidaolinjuayijingranzhijiejiangwomenjiadedizhijileliuyaozu!
liuyaozudedaodizhihouzhijiejiuqiaoxianglewojiademen:
“xingluoluo!nijiwokaimen!
nimajingganmawomen,youmeiyousuzhi!
快给我开门!”
womatingdaohouyigeshengqizhijiebamendakai,zhunbeipokoudama。
sheizhidaoliuyaozulaijingrandaizheyibalangtou。
takanjiankaimendeganghaoshiwoma,zhijieyilangtouxiaqubawomaqiaoyunzaidihoujiupaole!
wogubudeqita,zhijiedajiuhuchebawomasongdaoleyiyuan。
yishengshuowomabeizadaoqingdunaochuxue,meishitianbangeyuechubuleyuan。
xianzaijiubaojingweimiantaibianyitale!
ruoshiburangtachidiankutou,zuolaodeshenghuoduitalaishuodoushidujia。
erqie,yaoshilinjumeiyourangwoxiangqin,womayouzenmehuibianchengzheigeyangzi!
worenzheexinzaicidiankailinjudeweixin,wenleyiju:
“ayi,neigeliuyaozunizhendejuedetahao?”
neibianguobuqiranmashangjiuhuifu:
“ayidangranjuedetahaole,renzhangdeyetingjingshen,yehenyouzijidezhuyi!
niyelaodabuxiaole,tingayide,jiubietiaolea!”
我又回:
“ninverzhaodejinguixuni,tamenkendingyehenxingfuba!”
邻居立马开始嘚瑟:
“当然,我就说嘛!
youhaogongzuoyouzenmeyang,daozuihouhaibushiyaokannanren。
woneigeweilaidenvxua,jialishizuofangdichande,duiwonveryehao。
我是最满意的!”
guoran,linjujiushijiduwogongzuobitanverhao,caizheiyangkengwo。
wobaliaotianjilugaishandeshangailiudeliu,zuihoubaocundaowodeshoujili。
wokanzhewomashuangmujinbi,momodewojinlequantou。
linjubushijuedeliuyaozuhenhaoma?
neijiubaliuyaozujitahaole!
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wozhaodaoliuyaozudeweixin,zhongxinshenqingletianjiahaoyou,beizhuxiaoxishi:
wozhidaocuoleyaozu,woganggangkanjiannideyangzijuedenihenshuai,xiwanghenihaiyouzhongguiyuhaodekeneng!
shishizhengmingliuyaozuhenchizheitao,yifenzhongmeidaojiutongguolewodehaoyoushenqing,haibawozhongxinlahuilejiazuqun。
woxianzaiqunlifalegeweixiaodebiaoqing,ranhoukaishilewodebiaoyan:
“shushuayizhenshiduibuqi,zhiqianshiwomamangzhuangle。
nengdedaonimendeqinglaiwoyeshihenkaixinde。
woshizhendexiangheyaozuyougeyuanmandejieguo。
ruguowoheyaozunengjiehun,woyuanyidaiyibaiwandecunkuan,yiliangcheheyitaofangzuoweijiazhuang,weiliujiadejianshetianzhuanjiawa!”
guoleyihuier,yigegedianzandeshoushizaiwodexiaoxihoufaleyilianchuan。
liuyaozudemamahaifaleju:
“niyouzheifenxinjiuhao,womenjiumianweiqinandeyuanliangnimenle。”
刘耀祖也私信了我:
“nizhenzhunbeilezheimeduojiazhuang?
neizhiqiankoudeyifenwozaicijiahuilai,yinweiwokandaolenidechengyi!
mingtianyoushijianma?woxiangjianniyimian。”
zhenhaopian,buguowojiushiyaorangtachenlunzaiwotedijitabianzhidemeimengzhong,bijingzhandeyuegaocainengshuaideyuehen!
womenyuedaoleyigegongyuanli,wogangdaodeshihoutianshangdoupiaoqilexue。
kanzhexuebadipiquandouzhezhu,neigefeipangdeshenyingcaiqichuanyuyudepaodaowodemianqian:
“邢洛洛?”
我点点头随后开口:
“nihebierenshuoniyouyimiqi?”
kanzhebiwoaiyixiaojiederenwodeyihuodoukuaimaochunaodaile。
“wojintianmeiyouchuanzenggaoxie,yejiuyimiliubaba!”
xiaobuchulai,yinweiwoyimiliuba。
“ng,nizheigeshengaoheshencaizainanshengzhongshuyuwanmeibilile。
linjuayiyejingchanghewokuani,buzhidaodehaiyiweiayiyexihuannini!
zheidouxiaxuele,yaobuwomenqushangchangliguangyiguang?”
kanzhexueshiyuelaiyueda,qiwenyejianglexialai,wojuedewozhendemeibiyaoshouzheigezui。
liuyaozutingdaowokuatadeyidexiaolexiao,ranhouyoukaishileshuojiao:
“逛商场不花钱吗?
nvrenbuyinggaiqinjianchijiayidianma?
erqielinzhexuesanbuduolangmana,womenjiuzaigongyuanlizouzou,yesuanshigongbaitoule。”
“我请客。”
“neihaoba,woyebushikou,zhishiwomennanrenzhuanqianyangjiahenburongyi,suoyihuijingdaxisuanyidian。”
wobeidongdeyachidouyaodazhanle,neihaigudeshangtashuoshenme,zhijiexiangwodechezouqu:
“上车。”
gangshangcheliuyaozujiurenbuzhuzuokankanyoumomo:
“zheichezuyitiandebushaoqianba?
qishinibubiweiletaohaowoteyizuyiliangde,yinggaishengchijianyongyidian。
bijingjiehunhounihaiyaozhangguancaizhengdaquan,wobuxiwangwomenliujiajirenliuxiahuihuowududeyinxiang。”
shuoqizheigewoyouxiangqilaitadegongzuo:
“nineigeziyuanzaishengliyongyuanzhuyaogongzuoneirongshishenmea?yigeyuegongziduoshao?”
wogangwenwan,pangbianrenhaoxiangfachuleyishengmapenqideshengyin,jiwojingdefangxiangpanchadiansongdiao。
“niwenzheimeduoganshenme?wogongzuojiushihuishouzaishengziyuan,fenleizhenghe,weirenleihuanjingzuogongxiande。
erqiewomengangjianmiannijiuwenxinzi,buhuishixiangtuwodeqianba?
wodeqianyaodengjiehunhoucainengjiaojiniguande,xianzainibubizhidao。
neinini,nishishenmegongzuo?”
yinweizhengzaikaiche,suoyiwozhishigangadexiaolexiao:
“womuqianshishiliyiyuandedafu。”
gangshuowantayouhengleyisheng:
“neiyebuzenmeyangma,xiaodafueryi,yigeyueyiqianwuyouma?
yaowoshuojiuneidiangongzinihaishijinzaocizhiba,xiangfujiaozicaishinimennvrendeguisu。”
我狠狠的点了点头:
“taiduile!shiliyiyuandedafusuanshenme?
meitianbafangzishoushiganjing,sihouhaogongpozhangfuhehaizicaishidiyiyaowu。
woyinggaizaodianyujiannide,fouzewoyebuzhiyuxianzaihaizhaobudaonanpengyou!”
liuyaozutingshuangle,zhongyuluchuletaweisuodexiaorong。
womenyehenkuaijiulaidaoleshangchangli。
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yijinshangchang,wojiuzhaoleyijiaxiangdangpingjiadenaichadian,maileliangbeizuibianyideningmengshui。
lingyibeijidaotashoushangdeshihou,talianshangdebuyueyoubiaoxianlechulai。
“zheimebianyideningmengshuishigouduideba,yetaibuliyushentijiankangle。
你就请我喝这个?”
worenzhubuxiao,jiazhuangzhenchengdehuita:
“wozheibushixiangjieyueyidianma?yeshiweilewomendejianglaihaoa!
biedenaichaneimeguiyetailangfeiqianle,youneiqiandounengjiweilaidehaizimaishenyifule,nishuoni?”
kanzheliuyaozuchishiyiyangdebiaoqing,woyukuaideheleyikouningmengshui。
“nixianzaishizaizhuiwodejieduan,meixiangdaohaiduiwozheimekou。
danjianyunishizhenxinweijializhexiang,wojiuzanqiezhikouni0。5fenba。”
我笑了一声:
“neizhenshitaikexile,buguowoyihouyidinghuihaohaobiaoxian,zhengqubazhei0。5fenzhuanhuilaide!”
liuyaozukandaowodechanmei,youdesededianlediantou,buyihuierjiubaneibeigouduideningmengshuihelegejingguang。
meiyoudongxizhantadezui,tajiukaishijiwoshuoqiletadehuihuanglishi。
tashuotaxianzaishixiangdangshouhuanyingde,meirendouqiangzhejitajieshaonvsheng。
zhibuguoneixienvrendoushitutadeqian,yijianmianjiuwentadegongzuohegongzi。
suiranwoyijianmianyewenle,danshiyinweiwobijiaodongshi,suoyitahaishijialewodelianxifangshi。
“neixienvrendoushilaonv,chulaihewochiniuroumianjingrandouyaojiayifenniurou!
wozijidoubujianeiyifenniurou,tamenzenmegande!
meicitamenyijiawojiuhuishengqidechiwanrangtamenmaidan,sheirangtamenxiangkengwode!
buguonibuyiyangluoluo,nishidiyigeweiletaohaowozhudongjiwohuaqiandenvren。
wojuedewomenyidingshitianzaodishedeyidui!”
woyikouningmengshuichadianpenchulai:
“jiushi,tamenzenmeyidiandoubuzhidaoqinjianchijiaa!
yaoshiniuroumiannengbuyaoniurou,wodoubuchi!
shuoqilaiwoyeele,womenjiuquchiniuroumianba!
nifangxin,woshibuhuijianiuroude!”
liuyaozugandongdediandiantou:
“xing!weilebiaoshiwodechengyi,wojuedinggenniaa。
jiuxiangwoshuode,woqishibushikoumen。”
wohahayixiao,jiuhetazoujinleniuroumianguan。
gaishuobushuo,niuroumianhaishitinghaochide,zhiyuniurou?
womendemiangangshanglai。liuyaozushenshoujiubawowanliderouquandoujiadaotawanli:
“niyezhidao,nanrenzaiwaigongzuoyangjiashihenleide,suoyiyoushenmehaodongxidouyinggairangwomennanrenxianxiangshou。
fanzhengniuroumianyouniurouweijiuxingle,baniuroujiwonibuhuijieyiba?”
我会意的点点头:
“yinggaide,haishinidejiajiaohao,shiwomeiyoutiqianxiangdao,wodecuowodecuo!
nidemiangouma?zheimedayiwanmianwoyechibuwan,yaobuzaijinibanwanba!”
liuyaozumeiyouyouyu,naguowodewanjiujizijitiaoledabanwandemiantiaoguoqu,zhidaotadewanzhuangbuxialecaibawodewanhaihuilai。
红娘强推普信男,年近五旬被郎缠