《我靠当沙包,成了所有人的噩梦》 小说介绍
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tiyukeshang,duobiqiuhuxiaoerlai,zazaiwoshenshang,henteng。danwobunengduo,
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paomodemo。mamashuo,woxiangshuishangdepaomo,qingqingyipengjiuhuisui。suoyi,wobixubiandejianqiang。
jianqiangdefangshi,shibangdingyige「aidaxitong」。sisuishengrineitian,mamasongwodeliwubushidangao,
ershiyigehuamanlegezideyingqiaobijiben。tazhizhefengmianyonghongseshuicaibixiedesigezi——「gongdeyuanman」。
「momo,congjintianqi,womenkaishizanxiaohonghua。」tafankaidiyiye,shangmianyongjuanxiudezijixiezheguize。
「bierendengni,nibuhaizui,deyiduo。」「bierenmani,niduitaxiao,deshiduo。」「bierendani,
nibuduoshan,deyibaiduo。」tafumozhewodetou,yanshenlishiwokanbudongdekuangrehebeishang。「zangouyiwanduo,
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jiushiyibaiduoxiaohonghua。mamashuoguo,zheishilianxi「yonggan」。diyigeqiuzazaiwodehoubeishang,henteng。
woyaozheya,meiyoudong。tiyulaoshilengleyixia,danhenkuai,taxiangshixiangqileshenme,juqishouji。shimama。
tatiqianjilaoshifalexiaoxi。「tiyulaoshi,worangmomojintianlianxi‘yonggan’,ninduoyongqiuzazata,
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woxiangjingtaohailanglideyiyeguzhou,beifanfupaida。erbianshitongxuemendehongxiaoheqihong。「kuaikanneigeshabao!」
「tazenmebuduoa?zhensha!」yigejianlideshengyinchuantoulesuoyoucaoza。
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wobalianshenshenmaijinxigaili,guntangdeyanleijinshilekuzi。yuanlai,zaibierenyanli,wobushijianren,
bushiyonggan,ershi「jian」。neiyike,wotoutoudixiang,ruguowoshineigenanrendehaizi,
neigejiaohengbahudeniezi,shibushijiukeyijianqidishangdeqiu,yongjinquanli,henhendirenghuiqu?
2.tiyukehou,woyiqueyiguaidihuidaojia。mamazhengzaichufanglihengzhege,xinqinghenhao。
takandaolewoshenshangdehongyinhelianshangdecashang,yanjingliangdejingren。「momo,jintianbiaoxiandezenmeyang?」
wodizhetou,congshubaolinachuneigeyingqiaobijiben。tiyulaoshiyijingzaishangmiantiemanlexiaohonghua,mimimama,
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ershiqici,jiushiliangqianqibaiduoxiaohonghua。mamajidongdibaozhuwo,shengyindouzaifadou。「taihaole!
wodemomozhenshimamadejiaoao!womenliyiwanduoyoujinleyidabu!」tanachuyaojiu,
yibianyonglidiroucuowoshenshangdeyuqing,yibianxingfendiguihuazhe。「dengzangoule,wojiudainiquzhaota。
woyaorangtaqinyankankan,tacuoguodenvershiduomeyuzhongbutong!」yaojiuhencitong,mamadeliqihenda,
wotengdezhichouqi。kewobuganku,yebuganhanteng。yinweiguizelimeiyouxie,renzhutengtongkeyijianglixiaohonghua。
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qiqian,baqian,jiuqian……qiangshangdehuahaiyijingkuaiyaomanyandaotianhuaban。mamadeyanshenyeyuelaiyueliang,
takaishipinfandidabanziji,maixinyifu,xuehuazhuang。tahaoxiangyijingkandaoleneigenanrenzhenjing、huihendebiaoqing。
erwo,queyuelaiyuechenmo。wokaishihaipaherenduishi,haipatingdaozhouweideyilun。
woxiangyigechuanzhehouzhongkaijiadewoniu,basuoyouzhenshidezijidousuozaiqiaoli。weiyinengrangwogandaoyisichuanxide,
shixinzhuanlaidetongzhuo,linzhou。taheqitarenbuyiyang。tahuizaibierenguyibawodeshuzhuangdaodishangshi,
momobangwojianqilai。tahuizaiwodeshuibeibeidaojinfenbihuishi,batadeshuibeituijiwo。tacongbushuohua,
zhishianjingdizuozhezheiyiqie。youyici,houzuodenanshengyouyicibamoshuishuaizaiwodebaichenshanshang。
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yanshenlengdexiangbing。「daoqian。」neigenanshenglengzhule,suijixiaozhangdixiaoqilai:「nisheia?
wogenjiangmokaiwanxiaoni,tadoumeishengqi,nizheshenmeji?」shuozhe,tatiaoxindikanzhewo:「duiba,shabao?」
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deshiduo。」wobixuxiao。wonulidiqiandongzuijiao,xiangyaojichuyigeweixiao。kezheiyici,
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tameiyouzaifeihua,yibazhuazhuneigenanshengdeyiling,batatuochulejiaoshi。
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yourenweiwo「haishou」。wodexitongli,meiyouzheiyitiao。wobuzhidaogaizenmeban,shigaijianglita,
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biqinglianzhongdibeitabamalingzoule。tabamazouzhiqian,teyidaowomenbanmenkou,zhizhewopokoudama。
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zhuangshenmekelian!guaibudediedoubuyaoni!」edudehuaxiangcuiledudezhen,zhajinwodeerduoli。wodixiatou,
ganjuequanbandemuguangdouxiangtanzhaodengyiyangdazaiwoshenshang。yuanlai,linzhouweiwochutou,huanlaidebushiganxie,
ershirangwobeimadegengcan。wozuocuole。wobugairangtadapowode「guize」。fangxuehou,
linzhouzaixiaomenkoudengwo。talianshangyegualecai,zuijiaoqingleyikuai,danyanshenyijiuqingliang。「nimeishiba?」
tawen。woyaoleyaotou,batoumaidegengdi。「yihou,biezaiguanwodeshile。」woyongjihutingbujiandeshengyinshuo。
linzhoulengzhule,「weishenme?tamenqifuni。」「meiyou。」wotaiqitou,nuliduitajichuyigejiangyingdexiao,
「tamenzaigenwokaiwanxiao。nibatongxuedashangle,shinidebudui。」wodehuaxiangyibadao,cixiangta,
yecixiangwoziji。kewobixuzheimeshuo。mamashuoguo,renheraoluan「zanhuajihua」deren,doushidiren。
linzhouyanlideguangyidiandiananlexiaqu。takanlewohenjiu,jiudaowokuaiyaochengbuzhuneigexiaorong。zuihou,
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tameiyoumawo,fanerhenpingjing。tazhishinazoulewode「gongdeyuanman」bijiben。「momo,linzhouzheijianshi,
shuomingwomendexitongyouloudong。」tanachuyizhiheisedebi,zaibijibendefeiyeshang,tianshangleyitiaoxinguize。
「jujuetarenbubiyaodebangzhu,weihuzishen‘xiuxing’dedulixing,jiangliwubaiduo。」tababenzihaijiwo,
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beichedijiaomie。diertian,wozhudongxianglaoshishenqingdiaohuanzuowei,zuodaolejiaoshizuipianpidejiaoluo。
linzhoumeiyouzaikanguowoyiyan。wodeshijie,youhuifulejueduideanjinghe……anquan。xiaohonghuafeikuaidizengzhangzhe。
jiuqianwubaiduo,jiuqianbabaiduo,jiuqianjiubaiduo。zhichazuihouyibaiduo,wojiuneng「gongdeyuanman」。
mamadelianshang,shizangbuzhudekuangxi。tayijingmaihaolequlingyizuochengshidechepiao,dinghaolejiudian。tashuo,
tayaojiwoyigejingxi。tayaozaiwozangouyiwanduoxiaohonghuadeneitian,daiwoqujianneigenanren。woqidaizhe,
youhaipazhe。wowushucizaijingziqianlianxi,jiandaotashi,gaiyongshenmeyangdebiaoqing。shigaiku,haishigaixiao?
shigaipujintahuaili,haishigaijinchidizhanzaiyuandi?mamashuo:「nishenmedoubuyongzuo,nizhiyaozhanzaineili,
nibenshen,jiushiduitazuidadechengfahezuihaodeliwu。」wosidongfeidong。wozhixuyaozangouzuihoudeyibaiduo。
erzheiyibaiduo,henkuaijiulaile。zhouwudexiawu,zuihouyijieke,jigechoumingzhaozhudezhigaohunhun,
fanqiangjinlewomenxuexiao。tamenjingzhizouxiangwodezuowei,weishoudehuangmaozuilidiaozheyan,yilianbuxiedikanzhewo。
「nijiushineigedabuhaishoumabuhaikoudejiangmo?」woxinliyijin,yugandao「jihui」laile。wodianlediantou。
「woxiongdi,」tazhilezhishenhouyigelianshangtiezhechuangketiedenansheng,「shangcibeilinzhouneixiaozidale,
tingshuoshiyinweini?」wochenmo。「jintianlinzhoubuzai,zheibizhang,jiusuannitoushangle。」
huangmaobayantourengzaidishang,yongjiaonianmie。「bieshuowomenqifuni,jiudaniyiquan,niyaoshiganduo,
huozheganjiaoyisheng,womenjiubanimenbandoujizale。」quanbantongxuedouhedesuozaizuoweishang,daqibuganchu。
womanmandizhanqilai,kanzheta,xinliyichangpingjing。yibaiduoxiao...honghua。jiuchazheiyiquanle。
wobishangleyanjing,dengdaizhe。4.yuxiangzhongdequantoumeiyouluoxialai。wowendaoleyigushuxide,
dandandefeizaoqingxiang。shilinzhou。tadangzailewodemianqian,xiangyiduchenmoerjiangudeqiang。「nimenxiangganshenme?」
tadeshengyinbuda,quedaizheburongzhiyideyapogan。huangmaoxianranmeixiangdaotahuichuxian,lengleyixia,
suijiningxiaoqilai。「yo,huhuashizhelaile?zhenghao,xinzhangjiuzhangyiqisuan!」tahuiqiquantou,zheiyici,
shichaozhelinzhoudelian。wojihushixiayishidichongleshangqu,zhangkaishuangbei,dangzailelinzhoushenqian。
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wozhizhidao,taweiwoaiguoda,weiwochuguotou。zheiyici,huanwolai。
quantoujiejieshishidiluozailewodejianbangshang。jutongchuanlai,womenhengyisheng,shentihuanglehuang,quemeiyoudaoxia。
wozhengkaiyan,duishanglelinzhouzhenjingdeyanshen。neilimianyoucuoe,youbujie,haiyouyisiwokanbudongdexinteng。
huangmaoyemeixiangdaowohuichongchulai,tamaleyiju「fengzi」,sihujuededayigenvshenghenmeimianzi,
ehenhendidenglewomenyiyan,daizherenzoule。jiaoshilisiyibandejijing。suoyourendoukanzhewomen。
wogubushangjianbangdetengtong,yegubushangbierendemuguang,wozhikanzhelinzhou。「nimeishiba?」wowen。
tameiyouhuida,zhishishenchushou,qingqingpengleyixiawodejianbang。wotengdesuoleyixia。tademeitouzhoudegengjinle。
「weishenme?」tazhongyukaikou,shengyinyouxieshaya。wobuzhidaogaizenmehuida。shiyinweitaweiwoaiguoda?
haishiyinweiwobuxiangzaikandaotashoushang?huozhe,zhishiyinweizaineigebingleng、zhiyouguizedeshijieli,
tacengshiweiyideguang?woshuobuchukou。wozhinengdixiatou,qingshengshuo:「duibuqi。」duibuqi,wogaozale。
womeiyoudedaoneizuihoudeyibaiduoxiaohonghua。wofanerdapoleguize,qu「bangzhu」lebieren。
mamahuishalewode。huidaojia,wodiyicixiwangneishanmenyongyuanbuyaodakai。ketahaishikaile。
mamazhanzaimenkou,lianshangmeiyoulewangridekuangxi,zhishengxiabinglengdeshiwang。
taxianranyijingzhidaolexuexiaofashengdeyiqie。「jiangmo,」talianmingdaixingdijiaowo,「nitairangwoshiwangle。」
wochuizhetou,xianggedengdaishenpandefanren。「jiuchayibaiduo,jiuchazuihouyibaiduo!
niweishenmeyaoweileyigewairen,huidiaowomenzheimeduoniandenuli?」tadeshengyinyuelaiyuejidong,
zuihoubianchenglejianjiao。「nizhibuzhidaowoweilezheiyitiandengleduojiu!wopiaodoumaihaole!jiudiandoudinghaole!」
tachongguolai,zhuazhuwodejianbang,fengkuangdiyaohuangzhe。zhenghaoshiaileyiquandeneibian,wotengdedaoxiyikoulengqi。
「nishibushijuedenizhangdale,chibangyingle?keyibutingwodehuale?」「bushide,mama……」
woshitujieshi。「bizui!」tayibatuikaiwo,wozhuangzaiqiangshang,hounaoshaowengdeyisheng。
tazhizheneimiantiemanxiaohonghuadeqiang,yanshenlichongmanleyuandu。「zheixie,quandoumeiyongle!quandoubeinihuile!」
tachongdaoqiangbian,kaishifengkuangdisicheneixietiezhi。yipianpianhongsedexiaohonghua,xianghudiedecanhai,
fenfenyangyangdiluoxia。neishiwoyongshiniandeshangtonghequruhuanlaide「gongde」,zaizheiyike,bianchengleyidifeizhi。
wodexin,yegenzheneixiesuipian,yitongbeisidefensui。mamakuhanzhe,faxiezhe,zuihoutaleile,
tanzuozaidishang,xianggebeichoukonglelinghundemuou。wokanzheta,xinlimeiyoulekongju,yemeiyoulekuijiu。
zhishengxiayipiankongdongdemangran。yuanlai,wozheimeduonianderennai,zheimeduoniande「xiuxing」,zaimamayanli,
jiazhihaiburuyizhangchepiao。yuanlai,taaidebushiwo,conglaidoubushi。taaide,
zhishineige「nengrangnanrenhouhui」degongju。erxianzai,zheigegongju,yinweiyigeweibuzudaode「guzhang」,
beitaqinshouzasuile。yeli,wofaqilegaoshao。jianbangdeshangkoufaleyan,hounaoshaoyezhongqiyigedabao。
wotangzaichuangshang,hunshenguntang,yishizaiqingxinghehunmizhijianyaobai。mamameiyouguanwo。tabazijisuozaifangjianli,
ouerchuanlaiyayidekusheng。wuyeshifen,wobeikexing,zhengzhazhexiangxiachuangzhaoshuihe。wotingdaomamadefangmenkaile。
tazoulechulai,shoulinazheneige「gongdeyuanman」debijiben,haiyouyibajiandao。
woyiweitayaobabenziyehuidiao。dantameiyou。tazoudaowochuangbian,jiezhechuangwaicanbaideyueguang,kanzhewo。
tadeyanshenhenqiguai,buzaishikuangrehuoshiwang,ershiyizhongbinglengde、fangfozaikanyijianwupindeshenshi。「momo,
」taqingshengshuo,shengyinxiangguimei,「jiranchangguidefangfabuxing,neiwomenjiuyongdianfeichangdeshouduan。」
tafankaibijibendezuihouyiye,yongheisedebi,xiexialezuihouyitiaoguize。neitiaoguize,meiyoujiangli,
zhiyouyixingzi。xiewan,tajuqijiandao,duizhunlewodelian。「biepa,mamahuihenqingde。
zhiyaonilianshangliuxiayidaohetaerziyiyangdeba,takandaoni,yidinghuixinruande。」
tadeshengyinwenroudelingrenmaogusong...songran。「tahuikuijiu,huimibuwomen。daoshihou,womenxiangyaoshenme,
jiuyoushenme。」binglengdejiandaojian,chupengdaolewodelianjia。neiyike,wohunshendexueyedouninggule。
wozhongyumingbai,wodemama,tafengle。yizhiyilai,wodouyiweitazhishipianzhi,zhishihen。xianzaiwocaizhidao,
tagenbenjiushiyigechetoucheweidefengzi。erwo,shitaxianjijihuanxiangdejipin。wobunengzuoyidaibi。
qiushengdebenneng,yadaoleshijinianlaideshunconghekongju。woyongjinquanshenliqi,mengditaiqixigai,
henhenzhuangxiangtadefubu。mamacanjiaoyisheng,shoulidejiandaotuoshoufeilechuqu,diaozaidishang,fachuqingcuidexiangsheng。
wochenjigunxiachuang,liangundaipadichongxiangmenkou。woshenzhilaibujichuanxie,chizhejiao,chuanzhedanbodeshuiyi,
chongjinlebinglengdeheiye。shenhou,shimamaxiesidilidejianjiaohezhouma。「jiangmo!nizheigeniezhong!niganpao!
nipaolewomenjiuqiangongjinqile!」womeiyouhuitou。wozhiyouyigeniantou:pao。lizheigefengziyueyuanyuehao。
wobuzhidaozijipaoleduojiu,zhidaowozhuangjinyigewennuandehuaibao。wotaiqitou,kandaolelinzhoujiaojidelian。
「jiangmo?」kandaota,wojinbengdeshenjingzhongyuduanle,yanqianyihei,chedishiquleyishi。
5.wozaicixinglaishi,faxianzijitangzaiyiyuandebingchuangshang。baisedetianhuaban,xiaodushuideweidao,
haiyoushoubeishangbingliangdeshuyezhen。linzhouzuozaichuangbian,zhengxuezheyigepingguo,shenqingzhuanzhu。kandaowoxingle,
talikefangxiashoulidedongxi。「nixingle?ganjuezenmeyang?」wozhanglezhangzui,houlonggandexiangyaomaohuo。
talikehuiyi,daoleyibeiwenshui,yongmianqianzhanshi,xiaoxindituzaiwodezuichunshang。
「yishengshuonigaoshaojiaruanzuzhicuoshang,haiyoudiannaozhendang,xuyaozhuyuanguanchajitian。」taqingshengjieshi。
我靠当沙包,成了所有人的噩梦