《我被阎王拉黑了》 小说介绍
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我是谁
womomingyouxiehuangzhanghewucuo,shouzhikoujinhuajing。
wanshangleishengdazuo,dayuxilihualazazaiyuanli,jinbideyuanmenyizhimeiyoudongjing。
banyewoshuibuzhe,xinliyinyinyouhouhuizhiyi,suishuofuzhuyoucuo,dantaqueshishiyinweidanxinwocaizheji。
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tianbianweiliang,wodakaiyuanmen,fuzhushiluludizhanzaimenqian,jianwokaimentaiyankanxiangwo。
heichenchendeyanjingdaizhewugu,woqingxingzhiyuhaiyouxiexinxuzhigan。
ceshenrangtajinlaideshihouwogengzhebozixiaoshengdao,「niyihoubiezheimeguanzhewole。」
tamenshengwangqianzoumeiyoushuohua,yishenyinyudeqizhiyingraosizhou,kanqilaihenshengqi,hunshenxiemanlebielairewodexinhao。
wozaiwuziliyizhengtianmeiyouchulai。
wushiwoqiaotamenjiaotachulaichifanyezhidedaoyigebuchidejieguo。
wopiezuihuiqule,chifandeshihoupinpinwangxiangjinbidemen。
meidengwanshang,huanghunshifen,fuzhukaimenchulai,wojimangchehuishixianyanshixingdiheleyikoushui。
「duibuqi,yihouwobuhuiguanzhenile。」yanqianchuxianleyishuangxie,fuzhuditoukanwo,womeixiangdaoqueshidaoqian。
woguzuoyansu,fangxiabeizi,dianlediantou。
hunshenyigubieniujinger,xiangzhewomeiyouqifutaba。
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fuzhuqueshibuzaiguanzhewoqunaerle,danmeiciwochuqutazonghuidiuxiashoulideshigenzhewo。
tazhangdegaoda,xilideyanshenkanxiangrenredeneixiexianglaidashanderentuique,shizairenwukerenlazhewodeshouzhijiezouren。
haidetucaoyixiashuowomeishizhangneimehaokanzuoshenme。
我抿唇只觉得好笑。
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huihanzhenglaishixiongxiong,wotongdejihubunengxiachuang,zaoshangfuzhuqiaomenjiaowochifan,womenzaibeiruliyingshengjintianbuchile。
不久阎罗来了。
tingjianwaimianchaochaogebuting,wonulichengqishenzidakaimen。
woqixudikaikou,「chaoshenme。」
fuzhujianwozheifuyangzilijichongguolaibaozhuwojiaojidikaikou。
「怎么回事。」
wobaibaishou,zhuantoukanxiangyanluo,shenshouwenta,「dongxini?」
yanluojimangtaochuxiuzilideyaoping,daochulimiandeyaowanweijiwo。
bingliangdeyaowanzaizuiliruanhua,chongbideweidaokudewozhizhoumei,zheishifuzhucaixiangfanyingguolaiside,dingzheyanluochenshengdao,「huihandan?tayouhuihanzheng?」
yanluoyiweishenzhangdikanzhefuzhu,yaoleyaoshouli**deshanzi,「zheishiernibushizuiqingchuma?」
danyaokaishiqixiao,wohunhunchenchenditingjianfuzhudeshengyin,「tazheiyangduojiule。」
dagaishiwohuodejiudejiaohuan,wowangleshengwodedieniang,wangleershisuoyoudeshi,zhijidewozaiyichushenshuitanbianxingguolai,yizhibansuizhehuihanzheng。
zuichuhuihanzhengzhijieyaolewodeming,jibianzhangjiuzhixiarenshounenglishaohaoyeshibansibuhuodezhuangtai。
congqianmeiyushangyanluozhishi,meicidoushengshengaoguoqu,neishisichuxunyijiewusuohuo。
houlaiyanluojianwocaizhixiaociweishijianhanjianzhizheng,chufeiyongtianshangwenqiangedeshishihegeleilingcaocaikejiechu。
keneishitianshangzhiwu,wozheidengfanrenzenkededao,kuangqiejutasuoshuo,zheisihaibahuangdeshishizhiciyikuai。
yanluojiwodehuihandanyejinjinzhinenghuanjielianggeshichen,duoshibujinbunenghuanjie,shenzhijiazhonghanqiruqin。
yiqianyanluoshuofanrenbukenengzhidaoyouhuihanzhengzheizhongsuomingzhizheng,suoyiwulunwozairenjianzhaoduojiudoubukenengyoujieyao。
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woxingguolaihouyijingshixiawu,yanluoyijingzoule。
xiangqihunshuiqiandeduihua,yishixianruchenmo,xinlisuansenanyan。
woyaneqipian,youqishiyoumudexingjiejinwoderen。
cengjingyinweibusizhishenbeidangzuonulidaomai、wuru,beirenshejiqiujin。tamenmawoshichirendeguaiwu。
shushinianbunengmaichuneiyifanglaolongyibu,weiyisoufanqingtangguashui,zhikaoyifugujiahuozhe。
houlaiyoubeiquanguizhirenliyong,cengyiduxianrusuanjizhizhongershengburusi。
haoburongyianshenglezheimexienian,yigeshenxianyelaipianwoququfanren,wolengchaozijidaodihedeheneng。
fuzhuzaiyuanliaoyao,jiashangleshangcicaizhaidewenluocao。
jianwoxinglebianyaoyiwanduanjiwo。
wozhengyandingzhetadelian,haishineifulengchenanjingdeyangzi。
tazouguolaifuwo,zaitafuwoqilaideshihouwoqingqingduokai,bikaitadechupeng。
tadeshoujiangzaibankong,suihouyouruowuqishidishouhuiqu,bayipangdewanduanguolai,fangzaizuibianchuilechuihoushendaowozuibian。
wopieguotoubikaimianqiandeshaozi。
「nizaishengqiyexianyaobashentiyanghao。」tadesangyinbuzhidaoyayizheshenme,shayaqieanhankuchu。
wotuokouxiangjujue,dandouranjiandehanlengxijuanquanshen,woquansuozheshenzi,lengqizaitineicuandonglingwozaimeiyouqitaliqiqishen,yachijinyaobugansongdong,manzuidoumimanzhexuexingwei。
kaozaichuangtouhunshenyouqiwuli,qiruoyousidao:「nazou。」
nazhixiayikexiongyongerlaidexueqichongpohoulong,wojimangtuikaitatuleyidi。
fuzhumangbawolanzaihuaili,zhijiantashouzhangwuzhizhangkai,yituanziqibianyingraozaitadezhangjian,huanhuanjinruwodetinei。
erwodetineimeiyourenhefanying,shentineirengjiusichezhe。
「gun!」wonaohenzijizheishihoushenmedouzuobule,zhinengzuishangjiaohan。
xiangshichajuedaowomeiyourenhehuanjie,fuzhujiangwobaozaihuaili,mofapiaozaiwodelianjiashang,zhandouzheshuo:「bukeneng!wobuzou……。」
tadeshoushoujin,shituyongshentichuanjiwowendu,keshixiaoguoweihuqiwei,tademiansekaishizheji,yankuangfahongyanliyingchuxuesi。
suoyijibiantashishenxianyouyoushenmeyongni。
zaitianshangzhengzhansifang,zhangonghehe,sihaibahuangsheibuzhitafuzhudemingzi。
quelianzhaogerendouyaozhaoxujiucainengzhaodao。
zaiyanqiandehuihanzhengmianqianyiranshushouwuce。
「weishenmezaifanjianyehuizheiyang,weishenme……」
他的语气满是痛苦。
我听见了他的道歉,
「对不起。」
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duibuqi?duibuqishenmeni?
suoyifuzhuzaojiurenshiwo。
nanguaiwokeyihuozheimeduonian,nanguaiyanluohuigaosuwoneitianshangzhishi,yezongshiyifukangurendeyanshenkanwo。
yuanlaiwoyebushuyuzheili,neiwoshishei?
danwoshizaimeiyouliqiquzhidaodaan,wohaishihelefuzhuaodeyao,zhishihewangnianxiangbimeiyouneimekuse,dagaishitajialetangdeyuangu。
jiexialaidesantianfuzhuyoushijianjiuchuquweiwoxunwenluocaoyibeihouhuan,tabuzhidao,wenluocaoyaoxinxiandecaiyouyong。
houlaiwotixingta,tarengjiuzhizhediwangjialina。
yaomebuchuqujiuduiwoshuohua,daduoshihoudoushitashuohua,wobingbuxianglita,tajiushengyingdibanchuhuati,wotingleyanfan,buzhuyongbeiziwuzhuerduo。
taxiangwodaoqiantapianlewo,danyoushuoruguobuzheiyangdehuatagenbenmeiyoubanfajiejinwo,yinweiwobuhuixiangxinyigeshenxianxianlaiwushipaolaisihouwo。
woandaotadaoshilejiewo。
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yuanzilikaipileyixiaokuaidichulaigongwenluocaoshengzhang,fuzhumeitianyonglingligongyang,ruciwenluocaocaocainengzhangdejiankang。
aoguosantianyihouwozaikaolvjifuzhuranganbuzou,yaoburanwojiuquyanluoneierbiyibi,fanzhengwowentawodaodishisheitayebugaosuwo。
那我去问阎罗好了。
yushiwoxunleyigefuzhuwaichudeshiduanguoqu,haimeidengwodaoyanluojia,jiuzaijieshangpengshangleta,zhouweiweileyiquandeguniang。
「lizhao?」tadebiaoqingkanqilaihenjingya,fenlicongbaoweiquanzhongtuoshenchulai。
「nijianeiweizhongyushedefangnichulaila?」
wobailetayiyan,lveweiwuyudao,「nizaixiangshenme?wochulaihaidejingtatongyi。」
「他是我的仆人。」
「ganjinhuiqu,woyaozainijiazhushangjitian。」
yanluoqinghengyisheng,「zheishijianyezhiyounigannatadangpurenle。」
「行啊。」
「buguotayaoshilaizhaoninidebangwodangzhedian,wopawoneizhaizibubao。」
「gangbandeni。」tadiguleyisheng。
zheishituranturanchuangguolaiyigenanren,shenhougenleyiqunjiading,xiongsheneshade,zhanzaiyanluocushengdao,「nijiushiliuruhui?」
woxieyankanxiangshenpangderen,sikaotashenmeshihouyouhuanlegeminger。
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chuanshuobainianqianyouyigebainiannandeyijiandemeinanzi,jiaoxushu,zhangdeneijiaoyigeyingjunbufan,wangjieshangyizouguniangmenfenfenchulaiduyiyanrongmao。
neirenshounawushujuanpa,xiaoyiguazailianshang,mizhulewushunannvlaoshao,shenzhiyourendangchangyunzaijieshang。
neishiyanluoxinxuelaichaowenwoqudemingzi。
rujinguolebainianyouhuanlegeshenfen,bianchengleyigejiuloulifengliutitangdelaoban。
「zhengshizaixia。」yanluodiandiantou,yifuqianqianyoulideyangzi。
neinanziwojinquantouchuizaishence,「jiushini,wojiaxiaomeikanshangnile,nigenwozouba。」
「gongzicihuashenshibutuo。birenbucai,xingshibuduan,pashipeibushangnijiaxiaomei。」yanluoxiaozheshuo,yuqihaidaizheyisijinshen。
「kouqibuxiao,nanbuchengnihaixiangrangtajiajini,buguozuogechongwueryi。」neinanrenliezuieliezheshuo,zhuantouyoukanxiangwo,semimideyanshenwangwoshenshangkan。
「nizheixiaoniangzishengdedaoshihaokan,yegenzheliuruhuiyiqilaiwofushangba,buhuikuidainide。」
shuozheshouwangwoshenshangshen,xiangyaozhuazhuwodejian,beiyanluoyongshanzitiaokai,lianshangdexiaoyiyiranxiaoshi,fuxianchulengmodebiaoqing。
「gongzideshouhaishiganjingdianhao。」
neinanzitinghou,zhengzhanglianbiandezhengning,「kanlainimenshijingjiubuchichifajiu,neijiubieguanwobukeqile。」
zhizhewomengenshenhoudejiadingshuo,「jiwoda,dasilebenshaoyejiushang。」
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yanluojiangwohuzaishenhou,nazhegeshanziqingqiaodiduoguolesuoyoujiadingdequantou。
tamendeyanjingkaishizhuanxiangwo,congshenhoukaojinwo。
yankanquantouyijingdaizhefengdaguolaile,woshunjiantaiqiyanpi,taishouwozhumianqiandequantou,lengyanniushouyizhuan,zhitingkacadeyisheng。
jiadingdeshouzhouniuqudebuchengyangzi,canjiaoyishengguizaidishang。
zheishipangbianturanyizhenmengliedeguangshudaguolai,guixiadejiadingbeiyishuziguangyangfei,zhenggerendiaozaidishangfanlejiquan,yishijianchentufeiyang。
fuzhucongyipangdefangdingshangxialai,bawoladaoshenhou,beiwobuzhehenjidizhengtuole,tahuangruoweijuelazhuwodeshouwanghoutui,wunaiwozhinenggenzhetazou。
yanluozaiyibianbailewomenyiyan,wopailepailazhewodeshou,tuikaifuzhu。
yanluoyizhineikuiwudenanren,dao:
「nong,nijiranlaile,jiujiaojinile。」
「zheiweigongzixiangrangnijiazhaozhaojitadangqingren。」
他加了一句。
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「wenyi?」fuzhulengzhezhangliankanxiangneigenanren。
yanluobuzhibujuekaojinwo,qiaoshengzaiwoerbianshuo,「wenyijiushiwenqiangezhudedagongzi,nidehuihanzhengzhiyoutamenjiacaiyoujieyao。」
buzhiwojinnianzouleshenmeyun,chuchuyujianshenxian。
neishenmewenyijunyuanlaishixiafanlijie,beifuzhudahuiqule,suihoufuzhuxiaodiaolezhouweiweiguanzhirendejiyi。
fuzhumeiyoubanfalawohuiqu,zhihaogenzhewodaoyanluofushangqule。
zaiyanluofushang,meitianyanluowangnaerlang,wodoudegenzhe,gaodetazhanzhanjingjingde,bijingfuzhushitianjiediyijiangjun,tanagangentaduizhegan。
tazhuazhuatoufa,youxiebengkuidao,「lizhao,nigenwoyouchoushibushi,nimeikanjianfuzhudoukuaichilewodeyanshenma。」
woyilianxianqi,「nibushiyanwangma,wangshengsibuyihuabujiudele。」
「woyouzheizhongbenshiwohaidangshenmeyanwanga,dangtianjunbuhaoma?」
de,shuolaishuoquwojianlegezuzongbei。
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yanluojiabuzhufuzhudeqichang,meiguoliangtianjiuganwozoule。
woyefandehen,shibushidiqubaifangta,yiqiubaituofuzhu。
meicibudaobantianshijian,fuzhujiulaile。
youshihoubanyewozhuomozhechutao,wangfuzhucailijiadianliao,mozheluwangyuanmenzou,xiaoxinyiyidiguanshangmenhou,wodexinzhongyuluodi。
「qunaer?」fuzhukaozaimenwaiturankaikou。
「a!」woyijiaobengchuqulaoyuan。
fanyingguolaihouqijibaihuai,「nixianghesiwoma?」
「buxianga,keshisheirangzhaozhaonibanyelaizhaowo。」tadeyuqibiandechongni,woqileyishengeda,zheirenbuzhengchang。
「wozhaodeshinima?」woyaoyaqiechi。
「neizhaozhaoxiangzhaoshei?」tasifeisixiaodikaojinwodelian,bixipenzaiwodelianshang,wobuzizaidihoutuibanbu。
「你管我!」
zhongjiuworenqingxianshi,wohefuzhurenshenyoubie,tatongtianshenli,qishiwonengbaituodiaode。
hanlaishuwang,jiuzheiyangshinianguoqule,fuzhuhaishisipilailiandigenzhewo,zaizheiqijianwowentawoshishei,taxianshichenmohoucaihuidashuowoshitianshangzuizunguidegongzhu。
taneishiduigongzhudeyangzima?wozheishigongzhudedaiyuma?
shijianjiule,woyenengshaoweichajuedaotadexinsi,shenmepuren,taguanwoguandedoukuaichengwozhurenle。
yushiwowenta:「niweishenmeyaogenzhewo?」
「zheimejiulenijurannengwenchuzheizhongwenti。」
wobieniuqilai,「niaishuobushuo。」
「woxiangquni,suoyiwojiugenzhenile。」
woaojiaotaitou,「nizuomengba!」
他看着我笑得宠溺。
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zheitian,tiankongtuxianbumingguangxian,yigeshenzheheisekuijiadenanrenjicongcongqiaokaimen,zoudaofuzhushenpangeryulexieshenme。
turan,tadeyanjingkanxiangwo,liansejingkonghaosikandaolegui,「yu……yuzhaogongzhu,nibushisilema?」
「bizui!」fuzhulishenghandao,jiezherangtaxianzou,zijihuiganlaide。
fuzhuzhanlebanshangcaizhuanguoshenzi,zhizhidizouguolaibaozhuwo,「woyaolikaiyiduanshijian,nidengwohuilai。」
tadeyuqihanzhenongnongdebushe,shoubeishoujinguzhuwodejianbang,wodexinzangyezaiweizheicilibienanguokuqi,yushiwoqingqingtaishouhuibaoleta。
fuzhukuankuodebeiyingxiaoshizaiheianzhong,zhidaoyiliaoshiguomenqiandetaijie。
woturanchuxiannongnongdebuan,yushijiannankaikouwendao,「taqunaernizhidaoma?」
「tiantingnantianmen,niyaoquma?」yanluozaishenhouwenwo。
woyouyulepianke,huida:「qu。」
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ruyanluosuoyuan,wosile,tazaiyebuyongzuzhouwole。
shengmingdezuihoupianke,woganjuedaofuzhubaozhehunshenxuejidewotongku。
hewodiyicijiantabutong,zheishitadezhouweizhishengsiqi。
wofeiliditaishouxiangrangtaditou,erhouqingqingjiangchunyinzaitadechunbanshang。
tayuanwoweishenmeyaotitadangxianeichenzhongyiji,qishiwoyebuzhidao,dagaiwoxianggaosuta,tazhiqianwenwoyuanbuyuanyizuotadeniangzi。
我是愿意的。
kexi,wozhaolexujiudexiuniang,quemeinengjiandaoxifuxiuhaodeyangzi。
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wozaicihuolexialai,queyishi300nianhou。
yuanlaifuzhumeiyoupianwo,woqueshishigongzhu,kewobingbushishenmezunguidegongzhu。
wodeshengmunairenzhizaifanjiandujiedexiaoshenxian,dangniantianjunhaishitaizizaifanjiandujiedeshihou,ouranjianbeiwodemuqinzhuangjian,feijinxinjigouyinshangtianjunhoushengxiawo,quezaishengxiawohoubeiqiaowushengxichusi。
zhiyushisheixiademingling,budeerzhi。
wozaitianshangjinxiaoshenweizheimeduonian,renrenqiling,quehaishitaobuguosuanji。
wozaifanjianshenghuojibainianyeshiweiledujie,cikexinglaishenganshenlijuzeng,shentizhouweiweiraozhebaiseguangmang,yanjiaochuxianleyigeshaoyaohuadian,zheishiliuzudebiaozhi。
kanlaiwodeshengmubingfeishenmexiaoshenxian,yinweiliuzushishanggushenzu,xianshaonengyouyuzhipidideshenxian,zhishitazijibuzhidaobale。
diaoxilexujiuwocaicongtanglejibainiandebingchuangshangxialai,qujianwoneicuangaizhiyizhishiwobenfuzhanchangdehaojiejie,liya。
neiyizhansunshicanzhong,shuangfangyuedingzanshixiuzhanbingyouwenqiangemeinianshanggong。
tianjunzhongshanggetianbingtianjiang,youqishijiangjunfuzhu,zairucieliedezhankuangzhong,shaneijianyuzhaogongzhu,duodedijunshouji。
shenweitianshangzhizhu,tianjunbukenengbuzhidaoliyagailezhiyi,queyijiuxuanzebuwenbuwen。
tabuhuiyunxuhandongtaquanweidecunzai,tazhiaiquan。
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「li……lizhao?!」wodehaojiejiejiandaowosihuhenjidong,juranzheimejiucaifanyingguolai。
「jiejiehaojixing,yuanlaihaijidewo。」
woxuqishouzhongdefashu,yishunjiandachuqu。
duoshaonianle,worangtazheimexiaoyaokuaihuo!
baisedeguangshuyingraozailiyadefudi,zhouweijujideshenxianfenfenjinghu,「liuzu!」
「zheitianshangjuranhaiyouliuzucunzai,kexikehe,kexikehea!womentianshangzhongyuandingxialaile!」
「shiashia,tianjunzhongyubuchoule。」
tamengantantamenzhongyubuzaizhengtiandanjingshoupa,danxinwaizulaifan,queduiliyadecanjiaoshengchongerbuwen,yigegedaomaoanrandeyangzi。
baiseguangmangsanqu,yuanziliyipianlangjie,liyabansibuhuoditangzaidishang。
「zhei……yuzhaogongzhu?zenmehuishita?」
「shenme!neigepantu!tabushisilema!」
「zheikeruheshihaoa。」
「shiashia,wenqiangeyijingyouyigeliuzule,zailaiyigeneiqibushiyaodananle!」
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tianjuntingjianfengshengganlai,hezhongshenxianbuyiyang,tachenmobuyan,banshangcaijiayiwenwozenmehuilaile。
woshengmubuzhidaozijishiliuzu,kewobuxinzheilaoxianjunbuzhidao。
ziwoshengxialaibianbuguanbugu,liyacuangaizhiyidaoshunletadeyi,babudewozaosi。
rujinwohuilaile,tashuowozheigepantuhaihuilaizuoshenme,bingduizhexiaoxianfenfulexieshenme,xiaoxianlingmingjimanglikai。
「huilaikankanzheimeduoniannimenshifouanhao。」wokanzheta,lengxiaozhekaikou。
「你想如何?」
womingbaitazheishixianghewotantiaojian,tazhidaobunengzuzhiwodexingdong。
wowuyiduoquan,suiranwoyouzheizhongnengli,kewobingbuxiangzheimezuo。
liuzuyongyouchaofandeliliang,yucitongshi,ruguoguodushiyongzheizhongnengli,shoumingjianghuijijujianshao,zheiyeshiweishenmeliuzuchengweileshanggushen。
「batajiaojiwo。」wozhizhedishangyanyanyixideliyadao,turanxiangkantayoushenmebiaoqing。
kexitianjunchenmolepianke,meishenmebiaoqingdayingle,huangruodishangtangdebushitadenver。
「wohaiyaozhiqianwozhudezhaizi。」
woneixiaoyahuansusufeixindalidedifang,caishiwodeguichu,kewobuzhidaotaxianzairuhele。
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wohuilaidebushishihou,cishizhengzhizhanshiqijian,fuzhushawozhishizhengshiwenqiangezaofan,taqupingfan。
jibainianguoqule,cishitamenjuantuzhonglai,zaicilaifan。
jiranbainianqianlianheliyasuanjiwo,neirujinyehegaijingshouzhubaoying。
wohuidaoyiqiandezhaizili,meizhaodaosusu,wenlezhouweidexiaoxianyeweicengtingshuoguozheigeren。
wochenmoxujiu,bilebiyancaizhongxinzhengkaiyan,yanjingshixianmohubuqing,yanleisuizhiluoxia。
neiyatoumingmingdayinglewoyaodengwohuilaide,rujintaquebujianrenyingle。
zhurenhezai,gurenyigui。
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wolaidaozhanchangshizhankuangzhengshijinzhangzhishi,zhujiangrengranshifuzhu,wushudebingjiangzaizhanchangsisha。
bingzhenzuiqianfangderenqizheyipiheima,shouwojiangshengshenchuankuijiazaizhenqianchongfeng。
wojianguotayiqianzuozhanshideyangzi,daduoshichenwenlengjingde,kezheiciwoganshoudaotadaizhesushazhiqi,chongfengxianzhen。
wenqiangeyounenglizaofan,qizhuyaoyuanyinshitamenyouyigeliuzuzai,shangcidezhanzhengpinsicaimianqiangqusheng。
zheiciwonenggoumingxianganjuedaoneiweiliuzumingbujiuyi,suoyiwenqiangedaizhepofuchenzhoudejiashishangchang。
sizhoujieshishiti,fuzhuzhijiechaodizhendeneigeliuzuchongqu,neigeheliyaliyingwaihedenvren,yunbing。
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zaifuzhudaodi,neigeliuzuxiangyaozuochuzuihouyijishi,wojieguoletadegongji,zhanzaifuzhumianqianhaijileta。
lingwoqiguaideshi,zhengdangtazaicifadonggongjizhishi,tatingxialesuoyoudongzuo,yishunjianleiliumanmian,tadeyanlimanshinanyizhixin。
「昭……昭昭?」
她喃喃道。
wozhoumeikanxiangta,「nirenshiwo?」
taxiangshifanyingguolaiside,xiangyaoshangqianjieguobeishenhoufeilaiyinqiangdangzhu,shifuzhutiaoguolaide。
「wo……woshininianga,nishiwodenver!」
「nirencuorenle。」wolengmodihuita。
……
meiletadegongji,wenqiangeshunjiandaobai,fuzhuxuanbushoubinghuiying,taxieguoshenzitoutounayanjiaokanwo,jianwomeilibianshiluodihuiqu。
wanshangtayouguolaigenleguolai,womeikanta,yinweineiweizichengshiwoniangderenjiuzaiqianfang,wozhidaotazaizheierdengzhewo,shishihousuansuanjiuzhangle。
「wo……wobuzhidaonishiwodenver,suoyizhiqiancailianheliyashangleni。」
「shima,neiwozenmetingshuoshinizhudongzhaoshangwenqiangegezhu,zhudongtiyizaofan,xiangyaoduoqutianjundeweizhi。」
「bushide,mingmingshitianjunneigesilaotouxiangyaoshalewo,jiangnicongwodehuailiqiangzou,wozhishixiangyaojianjianni。」
「wocongweimeijianguoni……」tashuozheshuozheyankuangshirun,shenseanran。
「neiniweishenmejixujingong?」wolengmodiwenta。
「什么?」她顿住。
tapailejingruixiaoduilaidaotianbingzhenyinghoumian,xiangyaochenqibubeigongxia,tademudezhaoranruojiequehaiyaozaizheierhewozhuangshenmemunvqingshen。
「woshuonigaisile!」wonucongxintouqi,tayiweiwoshishazime,zhidaolewodecunzai,ranhouni?
nawodangtaduoquandegongjuma?
tazaojiuxiangshawole,zaifaxianwodecunzai,pianwolaizhanchangdeshihou,zheishihoulaijiaxingxing。
kexiliuzudujiebunengtongguoshenlizhaochuzhenshen,suoyitazhaobudaowoyemeinengshalewo。
yushizaitameifanyingguolaidezhiqian,woyixunleibujiyanerzhishixiandongshougongxiangta。
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lianggeliuzudongshouzishiyipianhunluan,tayijingshiqiangnuzhimo,keshishousideluotuobimada,woqiangrenzhezuilidexueye,henmingjiletazhimingyiji。
turanyizhishoushenguolai,quanzhuwodeyaojiangwowanghoudai,yunbingxiangyaoyusiwangpo,takaishizihui。
fuzhuhoubeimeinengxingmianzaodaolezuidadeshanghai,tadelianzaiwoyanlifangda,zuihoumaizaiwodejianshang,guidaozaiwojiaobian。
woqiangchengqiyishi,fuzhutadejianbangjitashurushenli,jishizhizhuletadeshenshikuisan,zuihouyunleguoqu。
keshitadejinguyijingquanbusunhuai。
zaicixinglaiwoyijingzaiwodezhaizilile,woyinyuetingjianleyidaoshuxideshengyin。
「公主,公主。」
「苏苏?」
「ai,zaizheierni。」susucongmenkuangzoujinlai,huankuaidipaoguolaibaozhuwo,toufashangdehuazanzizhazaiwodelianshang。
「wohaoxiangni。」tasajiaobandibaozhuwoyaohuang。
「nizheixiaoyatoushenmeshihouzheimechoumeile。」womolemotadenaodai,kantatoushangwuhuabamendezhuangshi,haoxiaodewenta。
「wofujunjiwomaide。」
「夫君?」
wotongkongyisuo,poweizhenjing。
tayouxiexinxu,「wohefuzhujiangjundejinshiqufankanduiyanle,jiangjunjiuzuozhujiwomenbanlehunli。」
她的声音却来越小。
wotanleyikouqi,「taduiniruhe?」
tadiantourudaosuan,yishuangdayanjingyizhabuzhadikanzhewo,「feichanghao。」
wofeileliyadexianji,quzuolesusudeshinv,miandeneiyatouyitiandunangzhewuliao。
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susugenwoshuozuichutahequfankanduiyanle,danshiyinweiwodeyuanyinbuyuanyizaiguanxishanggengjinyibu,haishiqufanmolesusuhaoduotiancairangsusuyingyun。
wobuzai,sususichuzaoqifu,fuzhubianjiangsusuanzaitadefushang,haochihaohedisihouzhe。
susudehunliyeyoutazhunbeijiazhuang,dangzuotadeniangjiarenbasusujialechuqu。
huranxiangqilaixinglezheimeduotian,wohaimeitingguofuzhudexiaoxi。
「伏秼呢?」
「jiangjunqianduanshijianchuqushoulewenqiangedeyunie,zheiliangtianzaifulini,tingqufanshuotahuilaihoumeitianwanshangdouhuidaonindemenqiandaiyihuier。」
wodiandiantoushiyiwozhidaole。
tingshuoyanluoneijiahuobeifuzhugaodehencan,tianjunyingfuzhudejianyiyaoqiuyanluoyanjiaguanliyanwangfudeguicha,budelansanxingshi。
wolveweitongqingletayihuier,yushichenmeishibianxiajiequzhaotale。
yijianzhewo,yanluojiansousoudijiuhan,「laojianinhaijidewo,nikuaiququanquanfuzhuba,haiyoubiwogengbiequdeyanwangma?」
「nizheibutingyouxiandema,haihechani。」woxieleyiyantazhuoshangdechashuizi,shoutingkuai。
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「nizenmezhidaowoshiliuzu。」
yanluoyouxianditangzaizhuyishang,「zheibutingmingxianma,nineishengsibuyihuiersiyihuierhuode,chuleliuzuhainengshishenme。」
tazhuangsiwuyidikanlewoyiyan,「nimuqinsile?」
「ng,woshade。」wodiantou。
chenmoliangjiu,wodapochenmo,「xiele。」
wonengxingguolaihaishiyinweiyanluodaiwoqutiantingnantianmen,zhiyoujudashenlicainengshalewo,ruciwocainengdujiejieshu。
「gequsuoxubale,womainiyigerenqing,womenyanwangfushenghuopinzhishangsheng。」
takaiwanxiaozheshuo,「dishangdeshenxiankebubinimentianshang,fangzaiyiqianwonanengquerennimenzheixiedarenwu。」
woqingheng,「nizheisuanweierdouyijingyichulaile。」
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menwaiderenbeikaimenshengjingdong,fuzhutaitoukanxiangwo,jiejiebabadao,「wo……woguolaizouzou。」
说着就准备走。
「站住。」
「duoshenme?」wozhuandaotagenqian。
tayikaimuguangbugankanwo。
「说说吧。」
「shuoshenme?」gaodadenanrenxiangshifanlecuoshoubeizaishenhou,nieruzheshuo。
「shuoshuo……nishizenmeshalewode。」wozhishitadelian,xiangyaocongtadelianshangkanchuyisiyihaodeqingxubianhua。
「taduiwoshilehuanshu,wobanikanchenglewenqiangegezhu,wofuqinhexiongzhangjieshiwenqiangegezhusuosha,womeixiangneimeduojiu……」
taturanxiangqixieshenme,taiqilianshuodao:「woyijingnadaolehuihanzhengdezhiliaocailiao,neiyaokuailianhaole,niyihoubianbuyongshouzheizhongzuile。」
「嗯。」
wodehuihanzhengnaitadeyinqiangsuoshang,neiqiangshijianjinciyibing,jueshiwushuang,gubeitashangdaobianhuiranshanghuihanzheng,chulewenqiangedeshishijiayixielingcao,qitawujie。
「zouba,woqukankansusu。」
kanzhegaodadenanrenjinfu,womeiyougenjinqu,susuneixiaoyatoubeiqufanhongdelebusishu,nalihaiyongdezhewoqukan。
meiguoliangtian,qufanfengfuzhuzhiminglaijiwosongyao。
wowenta:「jiangjunni?」
zouzhiqianbushishuoqinzijiwosongguolaima?
qufan:「jiangjunjiushangweiyu,jinlaiyouzaochuwangui,daoxiale。」
「woqukankan。」wokanzhehezilifanzheziguangdeyaowan,heshangyaohe,suiqufanyiqiqulejiangjunfu。
fuzhutangzaichuangshangliansefaqing,shenshangchanmanshabu,youqishixintouchu,taqulexintouxueruyao,zheishiyezhinengtangzaichuangshang。
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wohefuzhuxiangshiyuyiwai,neishitahaishifumujianzai,xiongzhangchongaidexiaoxiantong,pingrilizhaomaodougoudeshimeishaogan。
neitianjigexiaoxianedaizhuwoyongfalijiangwoanzaishuichili,woputengbukaizuibabiziliquanshishui,zhengdangwoyiweiwojiuyaosiledeshihou,fuzhuxiaoxiaodeshengyinxiangqilai。
「nimenjigexiaoxianebuxianghuolema,danganzaiguangtianhuarizhixiashahaigongzhu。」
neijigexiaoxianexixiaozhe,「shenmegoupigongzhu,fugongzikebieluanshuo。」
「woshuotashitajiushi。」neishitamanhengqilaixiaoxianeyebuganfangsi,yinweishenfenbaizaineierle。
tajiulewo,danwokemeishenmeganjizhiqing,neixierenhuizaimouyitianbianbenjialidihaihuilai,tabuguoyeshizhuzhouweinvebale。
keshitajiangwolinghuilejia,toutoujiaowoxizilianwu,rangwoyihoubuyaozaishourenqifule。
houlaitayoujiaowozenmefanji,zairijianxiangchuzhong,womenjianjianzhangdabinghushengqingsu。
ketamenjiahoulaiquezaolebiangu,wenqiangezaofan,tianbingtianjiangquanjunfumei,fuzhudefuqin、xiongzhangmingsangzhanchang,tademuqinyinweijieshoubulemeiguoduojiuyequle。
bainianguohou,wenqiangezailaifan,fuzhuzhudongqingyingqianwangpingfan,zaitazouleyihouwoshoudaolelaizitianjundezhiyi,rangwoqianwangzhanchang。
erwo,sizailefuzhudeshouzhong。
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fuzhuxingguolaideshihouyijingjiejinhuanghun,wojitadaoleshui,zaitaxiangyaoqilaideshihouanzhuta。
「zheigeshihoulenichengshenmeqiang。」
fuzhu:「woxianghaohaokankanni。」
wodiaoxiaoyisheng,kanzheta,「zenme,pawopaole?」
「ng,panipaole。」tadeyanjingyizhabuzhadikanzhewo,haosizhenpawobujianle。
womolemotadenaodai,fushenqingqingwenzaitadezuijiao,「zheicibupaole。」
tadaidaidikanzhewo,huranlazhuwodeshoubawocheshangchuang,yizhishoubaozhuwo,lingyizhishouanzhuwodeboziyaoshangwodechun。
womenhuxijiaochan,manmandi,wobafangzaishencedeshoufangzaitadejianshang,tayongdewogengjinle,fangkaiwodechunbatoumaizaiwodejingjian,xixitianyaowodebozi。
wochitongdituikaitadelian,「qingdian。」
tatinghuadifangkaiwodebozi,taitouxionghendiwenzhuwo。
dengtazhongyubaogoule,wohuangusizhou,kanjianneijianxifuguazaiqiangbiandeyijiashang,hongsedejinxiudaiyoujinsedecixiu,haosiyuhuozhongshengdefenghuang。
guoranfanjiandexiuniangzuishixinlingshouqiao。
yuanlaitashizheibanhuali,yushiwozhizhetadao:「zheigegaihaijiwoleba。」
「hao,wozaiqinyiqin。」
「滚!」
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