在综艺上带娃后我爆火了
《在综艺上带娃后我爆火了》 小说介绍
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第一章
woshigeshibaxiandexiaotoumingyanyuan。
yinweidongshoudaletonggongsideyigenvmingxing，daozhirouruobailianhuaderenshefanche，beiquanwanghei。
jingjirenxiangzhaganwoshenshangzuihoudeliyongjiazhi，tiwojiexiayidanghuwaiqinzizhenrenxiuzongyi。
还强塞给我三个娃。
让我无证当妈。
摆烂，我要摆烂。
sheizhidao，wofaneryincibaohuole。
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wogangzaishenshanlipaiwanyibudianshiju。
yandeshinvsan，yigeyushijiuzhidongdeku，haowuzhujian，quezhizhediyaogennvzhuqiangnanrenderouruolvcha。
feichangfuhegongsitiwodazaodebailianrenshe。
qishichudaosannian，woyandequanshizheiyanghaowutaoxizhichudejiaose。
mingmingwozhangleyizhangdashasifangdemingyanxiangmao，keyinweigongsidingxiaderenshe，wobudebuhuazheqingchundezhuangrong，chuanzheganjingdebaiqun。
wangyouzuichangmawodeciyujiushi“jiaorouzaozuo”、“jia”、“xinjibiao”deng。
为了钱，我忍了。
keshizaishenshanliyanxishi，nverliuyuzhuguyijiangwotuirushuizhong，haianzhewonaodaibuzhunwoqilai。
shenshanlishuiliang，wodongdehunshenduosuo，nalihairendexiaqu？
wofanshouzhuazhutadegebo，jiangtatuorushuilidetongshi，fenranlianshuailetasangeerguang。
zheiyimubeirenpaixialaifadaowangshang，wofanchele。quanwangdouzaimawo，rangwogunchuyulequan，woyeyiweiwoyaoliang。
kegongsibuzhizenmehuishi，turanchumianbaowo，hairangjuzufachushenming，shuowogenliuyuzhuzhishizaiduixi。
wodataerguang，chuncuishiyinweijuqingxuyao。
yulefajiaojitian，zhongyumianmianqiangqiangbazheijianshiqingfanlepian。
可是我累了。
wogenjingjirenshuoyaohuijiazhongtian。
jingjirenlengxiao，jiangqianhaodezongyihetongshuaizaiwomianqian，“nidejingjiheyuehaiyousangeyue，buxiangpeiqianjiulaolaoshishijigongsizhuanqian，zhidaohetongjieshuqiandezuihouyimiao！”
womeiyouyouyu，“wopeiqian。”
“jingjiyuezhishengsangeyue，wolandegennisuan，zheidangzongyiyaopeishibei，wubaiwan！”
ganggangtijialihaiqingzuihouyibizhaiwu，woshenshanghaishengwuwankuaiqian，chayibaibei。
我老实了。
fanzhengzongyishenmede，buzhenghaobailanma？
henkuaijiudaolezongyikaipaiderizi。
buguoshuoshikaipai，qishishizhibo。
dengxiachehou，kanzheyanqiansangerongmaobushuoxiangtong，zhinengshuoyimoyiyangdeluobutou，woshayanle。
jingjirenyagenjiumeigaosuwoyaodaisangewaa！
“nijiushiwomendexinmama？”sanbaotailiweiyidenvhaierzhazhatapiaoliangdeyanjing，“zhangdezhenchou。”
erlingwailiangge，“yanjingtaidale，kanqilaijiuhenedu。”
“zuiyeda，kendingbuhaoxiangchu。”
bushi，zichudaoyilai，wobuguanzuoshenmedouhuibeima，weiduzheizhangbamajidechuntianrandelian，napaguzuoqingchundoupiaoliangdaorangrentiaobuchucide！
zheisangewalaishixiongxiong，shilaibaihuaiwosuoshengbuduodexingxiangdea！
guoranxiayimiao，danmuzhale。
“zhongyuyourenshuoshihuale！jiangyingzheizhanglianshirenzaode，zhenshidetajueduishigechoubi！”
“xinjichoubaguaikuaigunchuyulequan！”
“dajiayaozhengdayanjingdingzheta，qianwanbierangtanvedaiwugukeaidehuaduomen！”
“meirenjuedesanbaotaizhendehaomengma？woyexiangbeitamenhanmama！”
......
wushumawodedanmuli，piaoguoyitiaobuhequndedanmu，danshihaishibeiwoyanjiandikandaole。
羡慕去吧你！
wozheirenyemeiyouqitabenshi，shoushibutinghuadeluobutouquezuishizaixing。
wosiyiroulebalianlaizhengmingzijimeiyouzhengrong，zaixiaozhewensanbaotai，“nimenshidonglimaodehaohaizima？”
yijudonglimao，duzhuletamenwushiwodewentibuhuidadekenengxing。
不然就是不礼貌。
xiaonvhaiyouyuyixia，diantou，“dangranshi！”
“neinimenweishenmeyaoyongrongmaolaikandaiyigerenni？”woxiaomimidimomotadenaodai，“womenganggangjianmian，nimenjiupingyigechouzilaiduandingwozheigeren，zheiyangshilimaodexingweima？”
小女孩僵住了。
wuzhudikanxiangzijidelianggegege。
daizhelingdaijie，zhangdefendiaoyuzhuodenanhaiheizhelian，bufuqidikanzhewo，“womenqueshibugaizhikanjiannidelian，jiushuonichou，duibuqi。”
shexiangtouxia，talangshengdaoqian，niutoujiuyadishengyin，“heng，zanmenzouzheqiao！”
qiaojiuqiao，shouzhandajiedewoyagenbuxu！
zheidangzongyishizhibodexingshi，diyitianxianyoumingxingmendaizhegezidehaiziwanchengdiyixiangrenwu。
zuixianwanchengderenjianghuodeyouxianxuanzewanshangjuzhudefangzidequanli。
sanbaotailidenvhaitiantianfeiyaobangmangchouqian，ranhouchoudaolezuowanfanderenwu。
erqiedaoyanzuzhijilechaimiyouyan，meiyoucai，dezijiqudilixianba。
kanzhetamensanrenshunjianheixialaidelianse，wojiuzhidaole，zheidoushishizhibuzhanyangchunshuidezhu。
bieshuozuofan，zhipacaigencaodoufenbuqing。
不过我丝毫不慌。
bailandejingsuijiushi，napazuihouyimingyaoyitianweibeidiweilu，douhuiganzhiruyi。
womantuntundigenzhesanbaotaidaodili。
tamenkanzhezijijingzhidexiezi，yijishiluludenitufaqichou。
“meimei，nixiangyaodediyimingma？”laodayaoyaowendao。
“yao！woyaodiyiming！”
yaoyaojiubaxiewatuole，luchubaibainennendejiaoyazi，xiaoxinyiyidixiaqudili。
laoerzhaozhaomenbuzuoshengdizhaozuo。
woqingshengwengenpaivj，querentamenteyishaixuanguochangdi，tulimeiyousuishizhileidedongxi，yushichedifangxinle。
wodunxiashen，chongsanbaotaigulidao，“nimenyaojiayouzhaiqingcaie！neibianyougechitang，woqumoyu！”
三胞胎理都没理我。
我当然不在乎了。
womendegenpaivjzhiyouyige，sanbaotaiyinweizhangdekeai，redufeichanggao，vjpaitamendoulaibuji，zenmekenengpaiwoni？
yushiwofangxindipaodaochitangbiandeyinliangchuxiuxi。
zhidaoerbianturanxiangqiyishengjianjiao，“jiangyingnizenmenengranghaizimenganhuo，zijiqueduozaishuyinxiatoulan！”
是刘雨竹的声音。
tajuranyecanjialezheidangzongyi？
gongsipabushidazherangwochentuoliuyuzhudezhuyi，caibawojisaijinlaileba？
“lannvren！wanrenxian！”liuyuzhushenbiandexiaonanhaiyehaobuliuqingdimadao。
wohaimeilaidejifanbo，jiukanjianletamenvjshoulidepingmushangdouranzengduodedanmu。
“lianxiaohaizidouyaoqifu，jiangyingzhenbushigedongxi！”
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“woyuanyizifeimaichuanpiaorangjiangjianrengunchudiqiu！”
......
“nishaoxuekoupenren！”tiantiandeshengyinchajinlaishi，wofeichangyiwai，“mamazhidaowomenmeiyoutiyanguoxiangcunshenghuo，pawomenchuyiwaicaizuozaizheilide，tahaiwenleshushutianliyoumeiyousuiboli，tapawomenshoushang！”
moheiwodezhuyiluokong，liuyuzhuzhideshanshanxiaolexiao，“yuanlaishizheiyang。”
talazhezijidehaiziyaozou，laoerzhaozhaoturanzhixiangxiaonanhai，“nihaimeiyouxiangmamadaoqian！”
“wocaibudaoqian，womamashuole，tajiushigeedu......。”
liuyuzhujimangwuzhuletadezui。
taxiaozhekanxiangwo，“jiangying，tongyanwuji，nigaibuhuixiaoqidaogenyigehaizijinjinjijiaoba？”
woyexiaole，“buguanshilaorenhaishixiaohai，zuocuoshishuocuohuajiuyaodaoqian，zheibushidajiadougongrendeshiqingma？”
liuyuzhubeiyedewuhuakeshuo。
zaikandaodanmuliyourenjuedewoshuodedui，sanguanhenzhengshi，taditoukanxianghuailidexiaonanhai，beifasidangzhudeyanshenmanshiweixie。
xiaonanhaiheleyitiao，reregenwoshuoleju“duibuqi”。
“haizibutinghua，doushidarendecuo，”wobaibaishou，jiangmaotouduizhunliuyuzhu，“yuzhu，nibuyaozhixiangzheying，yeyaojiaoyuhaozijidehaizie！”
kanzheliuyuzhuxiangchiguoxiangyibanniuqudelian，woshunjiangaoxingle。
yinweibeisanbaotaiweihu，woyebuhaoyisizaitoulanle，zhengdasuanzhendequchitanglimoyu，jiujianlaodayaoyaozouguolai。
“bennvren，zhiyouwomenkeyiqifuni，bierenbuxing，dongma？”
啊？
zheishishenmebadaozongcaiyanlun？
“donglema？”yaoyaobunaifandizhongfu。
woxiaozheshenchushou，xiangmomotadenaodai，beiduokaile。
“dongle，gangcaixiexienimen。”
“哼！”
wozainongcunlizhangda，xiaoshihoupashuxiahe，shenmedouganguo，henkuaijiucongchitanglizhuadaoliangtiaoyu。
huitouyikan，sanbaotaihaizaijiujieluobuyaozenmebachulai，xiangzheyaobagangcaiderenqinghaijitamen，yushiwoqubangmangle。
“baluobuni，yaoxiansongsongzheilidetu，zaizhuazhuluobudejingye，shuangshouwangwaiyongli......kan，henrongyijiubachulaile！”
“rangwoshishi！”tiantianlaijingle，jimangzhuazhulingwaiyigenluobu。
wozaipangbianjitapeiyin，“baluobu，baluobu，heiyaheiyababudong......。”
shibaidetiantianheizhelian，turanyanquanyihong，dashengkule。
laodalaoerjimanganweita，zhiyouwo，xiaodegengkaixinle。
buyongkanyezhidao，danmukendingyoubawomadegouxuelintou。
keshisheizaihuni，woyaobabailanjinxingdaodi！