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《满朝文武听我心声，我摆烂吃瓜！》 小说介绍
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《满朝文武听我心声，我摆烂吃瓜！》 满朝文武听我心声，我摆烂吃瓜！全文免费第25章 免费试读
xuandedidefannaomeirenzhidao，dixiaderenquanbudouzaichigua。
linmogengshijidongdiwenxitong：【niganjinshuoyishuodalisishaoqingshizenmehuishi，jiubiemaiguanzile！】
xitong：【qishiyebushishenmedashi，jiushiqianduanshijiantabushilaxima，niyezhidao，zailaxideshihourenheyigepidoushibukexin，tajiufanlezheigezhimingdecuowu。】
linmo：【hahahaha！neigehuamianganwodunshijiuxiangxiangchulaile，xiangbudaodalisishaoqingzheimeyansudeyigerenjuranhaiyouguozheiyangdechoushi。】
guanyuanmenyefenfendixialetou，tamennaohailiyechuxianneigehuamianle。
大理寺少卿：……
zheiyigezaochaodeshijian，taishihedalisishaoqingdelianbeidiudeyiganerjing，xuandedizaixiachaodeshihouhaibazheilianggerenjiliulexialai。
kanzhemianqianliangweidachen，xuandediaiyayishengfuzhulezijidenaodai，manlianchourongdekanzhetamenshuodao：“nimenshuozheigeguojiahaiyoujiuma？”
taishihedalisishaoqing：？？？zenmeturanwentamenzheigeguojiahaiyoumeiyoujiu？xianzaiguojiayipianxinxinxiangrongzenmejiumeijiuleni。
“qinghuangshangmingshi”，liangrenshenshouzuoyi。
xuandedi：“woconglaidoubuzhidaowodechenzilianshiniaodoukongzhibuzhu！zheijianshiqingyaoshichuandaoqitaguojiaqu，neibushijitamenledafale！”
“nishuonimenyezhendeshide，zuomengdeshihoujiubunengzuoyigehaomengma！fangpideshihoujiubuzhidaoyouyuyixiama！”
taishihedalisishaoqingmianwubiaoqingdekanzhexuandedi，“huangshang，zuomengzheigeshiqinghaoxiangyebushiwomennengkongzhide，zhiyufangpi，sheizhidaozheigepifangdeshishidehaishixude。”
xuandedixiangleyixia，haoxiangyeshi。
ligonggongzaipangbianbiexiaobiedeliandoukaishichoujinle，genzaihuangshangshenbianzheimeduonian，zicongneigexiaolindarenshangchaozhihou，zheimeitianzhendeshixiaohuabuduan。
ruguoshuoxiaoyixiaoshinianshao，neitajueduikeyizhangmingbaisui！
zuihouhuangdihaishibazheilianggerenjixunleyiduncaifangtamenchugongde，haijilixialeyigeguiju。
wanshangzuomengbuguanzhaomeizhaodaocesuoqianwanbuyaoshangcesuo！fangpideshihouqianwandeduojiasisuo！
linmobuzhidaohuanggonglifashengdeshiqing，tahuidaojiajiubeizijialaodieganchumenle。
“die！woyoufanshenmecuoleya！wojintianhaoxianghaimeiyouganshenmeshiqingba！”
linmozhanzaizijiadamenkoubutingdepaimen，naozilibutingdezaixiangjintianfashengleshenmeshiqing。
keshitajintianyiqichuangjiuqushangchaoleya，zheicaiganggangxiachao，zaichaotangshangmiantayehentinghuayijuhuadoumeiyoushuo（meiyouzhangzuishuo），suoyiganmayaobataguanzaijiamenwai。
linshangshugezhemenhetashuodao：“jintianfashengleshenmeshiqingnizijizhidao，nijintianjiujiwozaiwaimianhaohaodefanshengfansheng！”
jintianyilianjielulelianggechaotingzhongchendechoushi，youxieshiqingchiguanibushizheimechide！yexinghaotaishihedalisishaoqingshizhengjingren，yaoshishiqitadejianchen，neifeidezhaojihuianshanibuke。
buguozheigeyatougujiyebupaansha，tayouxitongbaohuni，suoyihaishirangtazijizaiwaimianhaohaodefanshengfanshengba。
zhuyaoshitaxianzaikanjiantajiuyanjingtengxinkouteng，tayexuyaohaohaodehuanyihuanle。
xitong：【jirannidiedieburangnijinqu，neiwomenburuzaijieshangguangyiguangba！zhenghaochiyichiqitadeguasoujiyixianengliang！】
linmokanleyixiazijizheiyishenchaofu，【keshiwozheigeyifubutaifangbianzaiwaimianxingzoua。】
xitong：【neijiuzaiwaimianmaiyijianbei，nidaileqianmei。】
linmomolemozijikongkongdehebao：【meiyou。】
xitong：……dele，juranyourenchumenbudaiqian，zheiyesuanshiyigeqirenle。
【aiya，jiuchuanzhezheiyishenyifuzouba，zanmenyoubushiqushenmeluanqibazaodedifangjiushizaijieshangguangyiguangeryi】，linmoyishuaixiuzitingzhexiongtangqishixiongxiongdiwangqianzoule。
yigebapinxiaoguandeguanfuyingshengshengdebeitachuanchulezhuangyuanlangchunfengdeyideqizhi。
menkoushoumendexiaosi：……renjiashuozaixiangmenqianqipinguan，zanmenjiaerxiaojiezheiguanweihaiburuzaixiangmenqiandemenfangni，tazenmenengbazheiyifuchuandezheimedesede？
linmoxianzaizaijingchengyesuanshizhimingrenwule，meizouliangbujuranyourenbatajijiaozhule。
“xiaolindarenjinridaoshihaoxianqingya”，yigechuanzhesaolisaoqidegongzigelanzhulelinmodelu。
zheirendezhangxiangdaoshihaixing，jiushizheichuanyidabanhuahualvlvdeshenmeiyoudianzaogao。
linmoyihuodiwenxitong：【zheirenzenmechuandegengehuakongqueside，tanandaobujuedetazijizheiyishenglayanjingma，woshuleyixia，tazheiyishenqimayouwugeyanse，huotuotuodekongquekaipinga！】
花孔雀公子哥：……
gongzigepangbiandejiweigongzi：“pu！”
xitong：【wochaleyixia，zheigejiushidalisishaoqingdeerziweizhengan，zheigerendaoshibucuo，jiushipiqiyoudianbaozaoshenmeiyoudiancha。】
huakongquetingdaozheijuhuayaozhale，shenmejiaotadeshenmeicha！tashenmeichaojihaodongbudong！
pangbiandejiweigongziganjinlanzhulehuakongque，“bieshengqibieshengqi，nigentajijiaoshenmeya，nidiezaitashenshangdoumeiyoutaodaohao，nizhudongcouguolaiganmaya。”
linmodaoshitebiehaoxinqingdehehuakongquedaleyigezhaohu：“weigongzihaoa，dalisishaoqingdarenxianzaiyinggaihaihaoba。”
qishilinmojiushihenzhengchangdeguanxinleyixiadalisishaoqing，zhendemeiyoushenmeqitadexiangfa，bijingzaichaotangshangmianchiguayeshitazijizaixinlihexitongchigua，tayebuzhidaoqitarennenggoutingdaoa。
buguohuakongquetingdaozheihualianyixiazijiuqihongle，tajiushixiangweizijilaodiechuyikouqi，jintianzaichaotangshangdeshiqinghenkuaijiuchuankaile，laodiebubazheijianshiqingfangzaixinshang，danshitabuxing！
jieguomeixiangdaotayilumianlinmojiujiletayigebaoji，tahaipingbaiwugudeduoleyigehuakongquedechuohao。
linmozheijigerencongtoudaojiaodaliangleyixia，lingwaisangechuandedaoshitingzhengchangde，jiuzheigehuakongquekanqilaiyoudianbutaizhengchang。
【tongzi，nishuozheigehuakongqueshenmeibuhaoshizenmegeshenmeibuhaofa，jutihewoshuoyishuobei。】
shuoqizheigexitongjiulaijingle，zhuyaoshixitongyemeiyoujianguoshenmeizheimebuhaoderen。
zhouweiderenyeganjinzhiqileerduotingzhe，haihaotamenzheigedifangshiyigexiaoxiangzi，zhouweiderenyebuduo，jiuhuakongquedaiguolaidezheixieren。
【zheigehuakongqueya，tajiuxihuanyixieqianqibaiguaidedongxi，nishibuzhidaotayuanzilideyahuanzhangdetຊneijiaoyigeqiguaiya，doukeyikaiyigeqizhenguanle！】
zhongrenkanxianghuakongquedeyanshenyixiazijiubianle，tongshiyefeichanghaoqitayuanzilideneixieyahuanzhangshenmeyang，jurannengrangxitongdoushuochuzheiyangdehua。
huakongqueshenbianneijigerenshenzhihaixiaoshengdeshuodao：“zhengan，denghuiwomenyaobuqunijiaba。”
huakongque：“……nimenjiwogun！”