我妈是“娇妻”，我爸是“霸总”，我是他们的意外
《我妈是“娇妻”，我爸是“霸总”，我是他们的意外》 小说介绍
《womashi“jiaoqi”，wobashi“bazong”，woshitamendeyiwai》shiyibuyinrenrushengdeyanqingxiaoshuo，youzuojiaxijinxiaozhujingxinchuangzuo。gushizhujiaobazongjiangmianmianmiandemingyunyuaiqing、quanlihebeipanjiaozhizaiyiqi，jieshilerenxingdefuzaheshehuideheianmian。zheibenxiaoshuoyiqishenkededongchalihejinzhangdejuqingerbeishouzanyu。womadeyanzhongshanshuozheshenglideguangmang。tazhandouzhezuichun，shuo：“woyaoni……xianzaijiuwenwo！dangzhenverdemian！”……。
《我妈是“娇妻”，我爸是“霸总”，我是他们的意外》 我妈是“娇妻”，我爸是“霸总”，我是他们的意外第1章 免费试读
wojiaojiangmian，yigepingpingwuqidegaosansheng。ruguofeiyaoshuoyoushenmebupingpingwuqide，neijiushiwodediema。
woma，linwanrou，yigexinfeng“jiaoqiwenxue”xindaozouhuorumodezhongnianfunv。woba，jiangzhentian，yigecuoguolehulianwangfengkou，queba“bazong”renshehansizaishenshangdeyounilaoban。
tamenliang，meitiandouzaiwomenjianeigeyibaiershipingdefangzili，shangyanzhegezhongwozhizaisanliutuweiduanjulijianguodexima。
erwo，jiushitamenplayzhong，neigebugaichuxiandeyiwai。yigebug，yigesuishikenengrangguanzhongchuxidechangwaidaoju。
就比如今天早上。
woshuidezhengxiang，fangmen“쾅”deyishengbeirencongwaimianchuaikai。wohunshenyigejiling，congchuangshangdanqilai，yiweishidizhenle。
jieguo，menkouzhanzhewoba。tachuanzheyishenjinbengdeheisesichoushuiyi，lingkouchangkai，luchujigenjueqiangdexiongmao。tayishouchayao，yishouchengsishiwudujiaozhixiangwo，meitouningchengyigechuanzi，yongtaziyiweihenyoucixingdediyinpaosangyin，duiwohou。
“jiangmian！nimayoubujianle！”
wodalegehaqian，mianwubiaoqingdikanzheta。“e。ranhouni？”
“ranhou？”wobadengdayanjing，fangfowowenleshenmetianliburongdewenti，“tayidingshiyouzaigenwonaopiqi！zheigexiaoyaojing，zongyoubanfazhemowo！ni，mashangqujiwobatazhaohuilai！”
woxiankaibeizi，mantuntundichuanshangtuoxie。“ba，womadeshoujidingwei，xianshitazailouxiahuayuandeqiuqianshang。tacongliudianbanjiuzaineierle，xianzaiqidian。genjuwodejisuan，tayinggaishizaidengnishangyan‘zhuiqihuozangchang’dexima。”
wobalengzhule。talianshangneifu“sanfenboliang、sanfenjixiao、sifenmanbujingxin”debazongbiaozhunbiaoqing，chuxianleyisiliehen。
“你怎么知道？”
“yinweishanggeyuetawanshizong，shizaixiaoqudetingzili。shangshanggeyue，shizaidixiachekunidechepangbian。tadehuodongfanwei，conglaimeichuguowomenxiaoqu。erqiemeicidoutiaojiankongdixia，shengpanizhaobudaota。”woyibianshuaya，yibiankouchibuqingdishuo。
wobadelian，yirouyankejiandesudu，congbazongdelengbaipi，zhangchenglezhuganse。
tadagaishijuede，zaiwozheigechangwaidaojumianqian，tadebazongrenshebengle。
于是，他恼羞成怒。
“bizui！nvrendexinsi，nidongshenme！”tayibaqiangguowodeyashua，rengjinlajitong，“wobuguan！taxianzaixinliweiqu，zhiyouninengquanta！jiniwufenzhong，batajiwodaihuilai！fouze，woduanlenizheigeyuedelinghuaqian！”
shuowan，taxiaosadiyishuaitou，zhuanshen，yongtaziyiweizuishuaidezishi，“peng”deyishengguanshanglewodefangmen。
wokanzhelajitonglideyashua，youkanlekanjingzilizijimanzuideyagaomo，tanlekouqi。
这就是我的日常。
wotalazhetuoxiexialelou。guobuqiran，womachuanzheyishenjiebaidelianyiqun，zhengzuozaihuayuandeqiuqianshang，yingfengliulei。tadezhuangrongjingzhi，yanleiliudeqiadaohaochu，ganghaonengyingzaochuyizhong“posuigan”，youbuhuihuidiaotawanmeidedizhuang。
wozouguoqu，dijitayizhangzhijin。
“ma，xiyanwanle。barangnishangqu。”
womajieguozhijin，calecataneibingbucunzaideleihen，youyouditanlekouqi。“mianmian，nibudong。nanren，jiude**。nibaneigepiqi，wobushibushidiqiaodaqiaodata，tajiuyaoshangtianle。”
wodiandiantou，biaoshilijie。“ng。neiniqiaodawanlema？wohaiyaoshangxue，zaibuzouyaochidaole。”
womalikecong“shoushangxiaobaihua”moshi，qiehuandaole“jiaochenxiaojiaoqi”moshi。taduoleduojiao，lazhuwodeshou。“aiya，nibiejima！nidepeihewoyixia！daihuiernibaxialai，nijiushuo，wokudehenshangxin，sheiquandoubuting，zhiyoutaqinzilai，wocaikenhuiqu。”
womianwubiaoqingdikanzheta。“ma，zheigejubenshangzhouyongguole。wobahuiqiyixinde。”
womayiye，suijibaibaishou。“nei……neinijiushuo，wokanjiannijiuxiangqilenibaneigehuaidan，qideshuobuchuhualai！rangtaganjingunxialaijianwo！”
wokanzheta，zhenxinshiyidiwen：“ma，nileibuleia？”
womalengzhule，suiji，taneishuangzongshihanqingmaimaideyanjingli，shanguoyisizhenshide、buyichajuedepibei。danhenkuai，zheisipibeijiubeitaguanyoudexijuhuabiaoqingsuoqudai。
tawuzhuxiongkou，yifuxintongyujuedeyangzi。“mianmian！nizenmenengzheimeshuomama？mamazheimezuo，haibudoushiweilezheigejia，weilerangnibagengaiwo？”
jiuzaizheishi，wobadeshenyingchuxianzailedanyuanmenkou。tahuanshangleyishenbitingdexizhuang，toufamodeyouguangzengliang，xianggangcongbashiniandaidegangpianlizouchulai。
takandaolewomen，likejiakuailejiaobu。
womayanjian，yekandaoleta。tafeikuaidizaiwogeboshangqialeyixia，yadishengyin，yongqishengduiwoshuo：“kuai！ku！jiuxianzai！”
我：“……”
我选择原地石化。
wobasanbubingzuoliangbuzoudaowomenmianqian。tameiyoukanwo，ershijingzhizoudaowomamianqian，yibazhuazhutadeshouwan，lidaodadewomadeliandoubaileyixia。
“nvren，ninaogoulemeiyou！”tadihouzhe，shengyinlichongmanle“aiyutongdezhengzha”。
womayebuganshiruo，tataiqitaneiguazheleizhude（yanyaoshui）delian，jueqiangdikanzhewoba。“jiangzhentian！nifangkaiwo！nizheigebujiefengqingdemutou！nigenbenjiubudongwo！”
“wobudongni？”wobalengxiaoyisheng，lingyizhishou，mengdiniezhuwomadexiaba，qiangpotataiqitou，“nizheigemorendexiaoyaojing！shuo！nidaodiyaowozenyang，caikenyuanliangwo！”
womadeyanzhongshanshuozheshenglideguangmang。tazhandouzhezuichun，shuo：“woyaoni……xianzaijiuwenwo！dangzhenverdemian！”
我：“？”
bushi，zheiguanwoshenmeshia？nimenplaynengbunengbuyaobojiwugu？
wobaxiemeiyixiao。tadixiatou，jiuzaitaneizhangyounidezui，jijiangtieshangwomadelieyanhongchunshi。
womomodi，congkoudailitaochushouji，dakaileluxianggongneng。
ng，jintiandesucai，youle。
wo，jiangmian，yigepizhegaosanxueshengwaipide，jiatinglunliduanjushezhizuchengyuan。
womeitianzuizhongyaoderenwu，bushishuawusan，bushibeigushiwen，ershijiluwodiemaneixiejingtiandi、qiguishende“enai”richang。
wodeshoujili，youyigezhuanmende、jiamidewenjianjia，mingzijiao《bazongjiaoqixingweidashang》。limianfenmenbielei，chucunzhegezhongshipinpianduan。
比如，吃饭的时候。
womenjiachifan，genshangchaoside。wobazuozhuwei，wohewomazuoliangbian。
womashibudongkuaizide。tazhihuiyongshuiwangwangdedayanjing，kanzhewoba。
“tian，woele。”tahuiyongyizhongnengjiasicangyingdeyuqishuo。
ranhou，wobajiuhuifangxiatadekuaizi，naqitadewan，jiayikuaizicai，chuiyichui，zaisongdaowomazuibian。
“a，zhangzui。xiaobendan，meiyouwo，nikezenmehuo？”
womajiuhuixiusedidixiatou，chixianeikoucai，ranhoumanzudimiqiyanjing。“tian，niduiwozhenhao。zheibeizi，wozhichiniweidefan。”
erwo，jiuzuozaitamenduimian，momodibalazhewowanlidebaimifan，ganjuezijixianggewurulepansidongdetangseng。
youshihouwobagongsimang，meihuijiachifan。womajiuhuijueshi。
tabushizhendebuchi，tahuichenwoshuizhele，toutouquchufangzhupaomian。dandiertianzaoshang，tayidinghuiliansecangbaiditangzaishafashang，qiruoyousi。
“mianmian，mamahaonanshou……meiyounibaba，wochibuxiafan……”
wojiuhuimomodibatazuowanchishengdepaomiantong，conglajitonglijianchulai，fangzaitamianqian。
tadelianse，jiuhuicongcangbai，bianchengqingse，zaibianchengjiangzise，feichangjingcai。
zaibiru，chuanyifudeshihou。
womadeyijuli，quanshigezhongyan็дриссенdegongzhuqun，leiside，xuefangde，daipaopaoxiude。yongtadehuashuo，zheishi“zhannanchuanda”。
但她从来不自己穿。
meitianzaoshang，tadouhuizhanzaiyijuqian，chuchukeliandikanzhewoba。
“tian，jintianchuanshenmehaoni？renjiabuzhidaogaizenmexuan。”
wobajiuhuizouguoqu，congbeihou，yongtaneiziyiweihensudezishi，quanzhuwoma。tahuinaqiyitiaofensedeleisiqun，fangzaiwomashenshangbihua。
“wodebaobei，dangranshichuanfense。zhiyouni，cainengjiayudelezheimejiaonendeyanse。”
ranhou，tajiuhuiqinzi，jiwomahuanshangneitiaoqunzi。lalaliandeshihou，tadeshouhaihuiguyi“bujingyi”di，huaguowomadehoubei。
womajiuhuifachuyishengjiaoxiudejinghu，zhenggerenruandaozaiwobahuaili。
“天，你好坏……”
womeicikandaozheiyimu，douhuimomodidixiatou，bawodexiaofulalian，yizhiladaoxiabadixia。
wohaipa。wopawobaneigeyanshen，yehuisaodaowoshenshang。
最离谱的，是吵架。
tamenchaojia，conglaibushiyinweishenmejiatingsuoshi，birujintiansheixiwan，mingtiansheituodi。womenjiayouayi。
tamenchaojiadeliyou，tongchangdoufeichang……gaoduan。
“jiangzhentian！nijintianzaigongsi，weishenmeduokanleneigexinlaidenvmishuyiyan！”
“linwanrou！niwuliqunao！woneishiweilegongzuo！neigexiangmuhenzhongyao！”
“wobutingwobuting！nijiushibuaiwole！nixinliyoubierenle！”
“nizheigenvren，jianzhibukeliyu！hao，wozou！wojintianjiushuigongsi！”
ranhou，wobajiuhuishuaimenerchu。
womajiuhuikaishiku，kudelihuadaiyu，jingtiandongdi。
danshi，buchubangexiaoshi。wobajiuhuikaizhetaneiliangsaobaodehongsefalali，zhongxinchuxianzailouxia。
tadehoubeixiangli，huizhuangmanmeiguihua，huozheshiwomazuixihuandeneigepaizidebao。
tahuizhanzailouxia，yongtaneipoluosangzi，dashengdihan：“wanrou！wodexiaomeigui！xialai！wocuole！”
womenxiaoquderen，doukuaixiguanle。yikaishihaiyourenkanrenao，xianzaidajialianchuanghudoulandekai。
erwo，jiuhuichengweitamenplayzhongdezhongyaoyihuan。
womahuirangwoquyangtai，bangta“guanchajunqing”。
“mianmian，kuaiqukankan，nibajintiandailejigebao？shiyigehaishiliangge？shenmeyansede？”
“ma，shiyige。aimashide，eyupi，fense。”
“fense？！”womadekushengjiaranerzhi，yanjinglishunjianbengfachusuanjideguangmang，“buxing，fensewoqunianmaiguole。niqugaosuta，rangtahuanchenglansede。buran，wojintianjiubuxiaqule。”
我：“……”
woyoushihouzhendehuaiyi，wobushiqinshengde。wokenengshitamenconghuajushezulaide，zhuanmenfuzezouweihedidaojude。
zheizhongrizi，woguoleshibanian。
shibanianlai，woxuehuilezairenhegangadechanghe，doubaochimianwu-biaoqing。woxuehuilezuoerduojin，youerduochu。woxuehuilebatamendangchenglianggexingweiyishujia，erwomenjia，jiushitamendeyishuguan。
yikaishi，woyeshitufankangguo。
chuzhongdeshihou，wogentamenshuo：“ba，ma，nimennengbunengzhengchangyidian？tongxuedouxiaohuawo。”
jieguo，wobayibajiangwolanruhuaizhong，yongtaneinengguadiaoyicengpidehucha，henhendicengwodelian。
“wodexiaogongzhu，tamenneishijiduni。jiduniyouyigezheimeainidebaba，heyigezheimetengnidemama。”
womazewuzhuzui，yanhanrelei。
“tianna，tian，womendenverzhangdale，tayouzijidefannaole。woshibushiyigebuhegedemama？wozhiguzhezijixingfu，quehulvelenverdeganshou……”
ranhou，tamenliang，jiudangzhewodemian，weile“sheiduinverdeaigengduoyidian”erchaoleqilai。
zuihou，yiwobajiwomaileyigezuixinkuandeshouji，hewomajiwozuoleyizhuozitagenbenbuhuizuode、jiaoheide“aixinwancan”ergaozhong。
congneiyihou，wofangqile。
wofaxian，gentamenjiangdaoli，shixingbutongde。tamendeshijie，youyitaozijideyunxingluoji。zaizheigeluojili，tamenshijueduidezhujiao，erwo，zhishiyigetuidongtamenganqingshengwendenpc。
jiranwufafankang，neijiuzhineng……jilu。
wokaishitoutoudi，batamenderichang，luxialai。
woyebuzhidaoweishenme。kenengshiyizhongqiguaidebaofuxinli。yekenengshi，woxiangjizheiduanhuangdandeqingchun，liuxiayidianzhengju。
zhengjujiushi，wo，jiangmian，shizaizenyangyigehuanjingxia，hainenggenzhengmiaohong、xinlijiankangdizhangdade。
zheibenshen，jiushiyigeqiji。