如果这世界不正经，那我可要发疯
《如果这世界不正经，那我可要发疯》 小说介绍
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《如果这世界不正经，那我可要发疯》 第4章 免费试读
“呵……呵呵……”
zhenglaohukanzheliuyiyiliandaizhipixiaoroubuxiaodeyangziganjueshifenqiguai。
bujiushidazhaiyuanlineixieshierma？zhiyubeidajichengzheigeyangzi？
buguozheihetayigekaiduchangdeyoushenmeguanxi？zongzhiqiandaoshoule。
liuyiruxingshizourouyibanzouchuledufang，ercishiyishimingyuegaoxuan。
“nima，wanerwoshiba？”
wangzhetianshangdemingyueliuyipokoudama。
“zheishishuguangleyazheishi。”
yilianggeyiqichulaidedutukanxiangliuyidemuguangduoleyixietongqing。
liuyiyebuguantamenziguzidefaxiezhexinzhongdebiemen。
zhenjiaqianjin、cuorenbaiyueguang、shangcuochuang……
zheinimatuotuodenvpina！
shijiunianlailiuyiyizhijuedezijibuguoshichuanyuedaoleyigeshenhuashijie，haichongjingzheweilaimouyitianfeishengjiutianaoyousihaini。
kexianzaiyourengaosuzijizheigeshijieyoukenengshigenvpinxiaoshuoshijie，zheizenmezheng？
nvpinwenbudoushiyiqunshazishenjingbingma？
zaizheiyangdeshijiezijijiusuanshixiulianchengxianyouruhe？
shuobudingnayitianshangjieyigelianainaodashenturanfafeng，zhenggesanjiedoumeile。
zijihaiyoubiyaojixuxiuxingma？
直接摆烂好了。
“buxing，wobunengbailan，yexuzheizhishiyigeqiaohebale。
我得去查清楚。
kuangqiejiusuanshinvpinshijieyouruhe？
woyouzheimeduodipaizaishou，weilairuheshangqieliangshuoni？
dabuledaiwozhengjiuhunyuandaoguozhongkaitiandizaidingdihuoshuifeng。”
daodixiudaoshijinianliuyihenkuaijiuzhongshidaoxin。
“xianqukankanwoneimingyishangdeweihunqi。”
youlejuedingzhihouliuyilikefuzhuxingdong。
zongguanzhenggeshiqingdemailuo，ruguozheiyiqiedoushinvpinwenqingjie，neimejiangmuyunhenyoukenengjiushinvzhu。
jiranshinvzhu，neitashenshangbidingyouyiyuchangrenzhichu。
suishouqiasuanleyixialiuyilikezhixiaolejiangmuyunxianzaisuozaizhidi。
bijingliuyide《xiantiantaiyishenshu》suiranjinjinshirumen，danshiyaotuisuanyigerendexingzonghaishihenjiandande。
jiangfuhouyuanhanzhuyuan，jiangda**guifang。
shenweiyigedajiaguixiuzairuyezhihouziranshizaizijideguifang，buranhainengqunaer？
xiaoxiaodeyuanluoqibajianxiangfang，yuanzizhongjianzaizhongzheyixiaopianqingzhu，kanshangqudaoshiyouxiedianyajingzhi。
zhibuguozaizheidongrideyelihanfengfudongzhuzhipiaowumandiluoyeshideyuanbendejingzhidianyabiandeyouxieyinsenguiyi。
shenweishilangjiade**，napashidingzheshunvdeshenfen，yuanziliyeyinggaiyouzijideyahuanpozi。
keshiliuyifeishenerlaiquezhikandaozhiyouzhuwoneililiangzhedengguang，qitadefangjiandoushiqiheiyipian，zixiqingtingbujiansihaoqixi。
yejiushishuozheiyuanzilihenkenengbingmeiyouyahuanpozi。
【隐身术】
zhangyanfadeyizhong，zhinenghunongyixiaputongren。
但是足够了。
liuyiyinqushenxingqiaoqiaotuikaifangmenjinleguifang。
hunandedengguangxiayigeshiliuqisuidemiaolingshaonvzhengzaiyizhenyixiandexiuzheyifangdahongxipa。
“yuanyangxishui，haoxiugong。”
shaonvditouzouzhenliuyiyishikanbuqingyangmaodiyiyankandaodefanershiyifuhuolinghuoxiandeyuanyangxishuitu。
fengjianshehui，nvhongshimeigeguigenvzidebibeijineng。
zhikanzheixiugongbianzhidaozheishiyigexinlingshouqiaodenvzi。
环顾四周。
ketinglibaifangzheshuan、qipan、guzheng、xianglu。
yizhuoyiyibaifangdecuoluoyouzhi。
qipanshangheibaizijiaocuoxingchengyifucanju。
shuanshangyifutankaidehuajuan，yifucanhechunyutumoxiangyoucun。
qinanshangyizhangguzhengsuiranlaojiuqueyebaoyangdeshifenwanhao。
shujiashangyiceceshujisuiranbaifangzhengqi，danshiyejiaoyijingfahuang，kandechuyeshijingchangfanyuede。
kanzheichenshewuyibuzhengmingzheilidezhurenshiyigejingtongqinqishuhuadecainv。
“吱——”
laojiudemumenzaicibeituikai，yigeshisiwusuidexiaoyahuanlinzheyigeshihepaolejinlaiyouliluodeguanshanglefangmen。
“**，wonongleyixieyangtangguolai，nikuaichenreheleququhanqi。”
xiaoyahuanbashihefangdaozhuozishanghoupengzheyishuangxiaoshouhuchubaisedehaqiwennuanyijingdongdemamudeshizhi。
liuyizheicaifaxianzheiguifangzhizhongjingranmeiyouyigehuopen。
这很不正常。
jiangjiazenmeshuoyeshisanpinwenguan，zenmezheyebuzhiyuxiangputonglaobaixingyiyangliandongriliqunuandetanhuodoumaibuqi。
buguoyixiangdaoshaonvdeshenfenliuyiyouganjue，zheitaizhengchangle。
zheibushinvpinnvzhudebiaozhundaiyume？
“xiaohe，niyoutoupaoquchufangle，wodougennishuoguoduoshaocile，wanyibeizhuazhuzenmeban？”
cishishaonvyifangxiashouzhongdezhenxianxiaopaodaoyahuangenqianwozhuxiaoyahuandongjiangdeshuangshouyiqihuchureqibangtahuinuan。
“**，wohenjilingde，tamenfaxianbule。kuai，yangtanglianglejiubuhaole。”
xiaoyahuanhanhandeyixiaochouhuishuangshoumalidedakaicanhequchuyixiaoguoyangtanghewankuai。
baihuhudeyangtanghaoxiangniunaiyibandeyansehaimaozhereqi。
“**，快喝。”
xiaohepengzheyangtangdijishaonv。
“一起喝。”
shaonvzaicishengchuyiwanjiyahuan。
zhupuerrenjiuzheimepengzheyangtanghedejinjinyouwei。
柳毅却眉头微皱。
qianshiliuyizuoguoxiaochitan，yeaoguoyangtang。
cengjingliuyiyeshifenhaoqizijiweishenmeaobuchuniunaiyiyangdeyangtang？
houlaihaishizhuanmenhualeyiqianduokuaiqianquxiaochixuexiaocaimaidaolemijue。
【啥也不放】
jiushi【yanggutou】+【shui】。
napashijialeyixiaocuoyandouaobuchuniunaiyangtang。
zheiyangdeyangtangkanzhehaokanhenyoushiyu，keshishijishangni？
yangroubenlaijiushan，lianyandoubufangkejianneigeweidao。
keshikanzhupuerrendeyangzi，jiuhaoxianghedeshanzhenhaiweiyiban。
kejianzheiyijingbushidiyicile。
zaizheihanlengcigudedongri，meiyoutanhuo，zheiyiwanshanqipubideyangtangshitamenweiyidequnuanshouduan。
liuyidingzheshaonvzixidaliang。
“zheijiushijiangjiada**me？haomianshudeyangzi。”
jiangmuyunyishendanbaisemianyishuzhelianggeheyahuanchabuduodefaji，yitouwuheilianglidexiufachuiluoxiongqian，**chulaidejifuhaosichushengdeyingeryiban**guanghua，neiyishuangdadadeyanjingshanshuozheruizhidelingguang。
liuyizhiganjuezheizhanglianyuekanyueyanshuhaoxiangyiqianjianguoyiban。
“bushiba，bushinvpin？gaiduanjule？”
douranjianliuyihuiyiqijiangmuyunheqianshiyigezijihenxihuandeduanjunvyanyuanzhangdebunengshuoshifenxiangsi，zhinengshuoshiyimoyiyang。
叫什么呢？
小七？
“zheidaodishigeshenmeguishijiea？”
这是巧合吗？
nvpindejuqing，duanjunvzhudelian。
zheiyaoshiqiaohecaiyouguile。
“**，dengnichenghunyihouzanmenshibushimeitiandounenghedaoyangtangle？”
xiaohepengzheciwanchongjingzheweilai。
“肯定可以的。”
jiangmuyunyanzhongtouluchushizudexinxin。
“keshiwotingshuoguyezaihoufuliyidiandiweidoumeiyouye，zheimeduonianlexiaohedoumeiyoutingguoanguohoufuhaiyouyigeergongzi，xiaoheyizhiyiweiliujiangjunjiushiergongzini。”
小荷有些沮丧的说。
“liuergongzishigedanmodexingzi，yixinzhuiqiuxiandao，zheixienianyizhizaixiangxiazhuzhe，suoyizhidaoderenhenshao。”
江沐云随口解释说。
“yuanlaishizheiyanga？neihuibuhuihenwuqu？”
xiaohebujinmeiyoubeianweidaofanergengjusangle。
eryipangdeliuyiqueganjuedaoyidianqiguai。
zijizheixienianyizhijuzhuzaizudixiangxia，houfulidoumeijigerenzhidaoziji，zheijiangda**ruhezhidaozijidexiaoxide？
“yinggaibuhuiba？liuergongzihenhaoxiangchude，yihounijianletajiuzhidaole。”
jiangmuyunhaoxianghuiyileyixiashenme，zhenggerenyixiaziqingsonglexuduodeyangzi。
“不对，有猫腻。”
liuyimomohuhudehaoxiangcaidaoleshenme。
“**，nijiubujuedeweiqume？mingmingshier**qianglenideweilaifujun，nizenmekanshangquyidianerdoubuzaiyini？”
xiaohebumandekanzhezijia**yiliandebufen。
“nizenmezhidaoshitaqiangzoude，erbushiwobuyaokeyirangjitade？”
jiangmuyunyanranyixiaoditouxishunzheyangtang。
keshizaitaditoudeneiyichaneiliuyikandaoletayanzhongshanguoleyidaobuyiyangdeguangmang。
youjianjidechengdedeyi，youkandaodirendaomeidexingzailehuo，haiyouyimoweibukechadechouhenyujuejue。
“zheigejiangmuyunjueduibujiandan……”
liuyiyijingdengbujiyaozhidaodaanle。
【望气】
xuanmenbusuanzhishudejibenjineng，nengguanrenqiyuntuiduanjixionghuofu，yenengkanrenshanexinxing。
lingguangfugaishuangmouliuyizixidaliangjiangmuyun。
yituanwusebanlandelingguanghuazuoqingyunxuanzaijiangmuyuntoushang
sanchibaiguangneishidushurenteyoudewenqi。
tongshengyicun，xiucaisancun，jurenyichi，jinshisanchi，daruyizhang，yashengsanmu，shengrentongtian。
zheishiliuyihuafenchudewenqidengji。
kanjiangmuyundecaiqiyijingdadaolejinshidejieduanle，zheizuyinianyazheishijianjiuchengjiudedushuren，ruoweinanzibidingdayouzuowei。
baiguangzhizhongqinqishuhuasibaoxuanfuzhengmingcirenjingtongsiyi，zhibuguosibaozhongjianyigejincancandedatongqiankanshangqushifenweihe。
“此女精于理财？”
caiqizhizhongruoshijinxiushanheneishuomingcirennaishizhishinengchen，ruoshiyoudaoqiangjianjimenghuchachi，shuomingcirenshiyiyuanrujiang，keshichuxiantongqianzhinengshuozheirenjingyulicaile。
buguozheiyeshuodeguoqu，bijingshinvershendangbulewenguanyeshangbulezhanchang，jingyulicaitinghaode，shigexianneizhu。
caiqizhiwaishiyicengzizhongtoujindexiaguang。
这是江沐云的福运。
putongrenlaobaixingshibaise，xiaofuzhijiashibailitouhong，yougongmingzaishenbianshiqingse，kuayuejiejiyouleguanshenjiushihuangse—hongse，zaijinyibubianshiwanghouquanguidezisehedaibiaohuangzudejinse。
chuleyibandeyansezhiwaihaiyouxiuxingzhirenteyoudelingguangfoguang，neijiubushixianjieduandeliuyikeyikandaodele。
jiangmuyundingshangfuqichengxianzizhongfanjindesecai，zheidaibiaocinvjianglaibishiguibukeyan，houfurenguogongfurenkongpadoukangbuzhu，naobuhaohainengdanggewangfei。
“henhao，zheihennvpin，houjueyixiadeshenfenrenjiadoubudaikaolvde。”
liuyiganjueyoubeiyeleyixia。
fuyunzhiwaishiyicengfenhongseguanghua，neishiyinyuan。
putongrenyinyuanxianhuawuwaihutaohuahongxian，yiduotaohuayigenhongxianbianshiyiduanyinyuan。
keshizanmendedanvzhujiangda**buyiyanga。
neishiyijiefenchadetaozhi。
yimoyiyangdelianggenzhiyahaosiliuyixiaoshihouwanerguodedangong。
zhibuguoqizhongyijieyijingwanquanhuaisi，bujinguangtutudemeiyourenhedianzhui，bentihaixiangshibeileipileyiyangyipianjiaohei。
lingyizhijiubuyiyangleneishangbianjuranyousangehuaguduo。
diyiduohaosiyingyangbuliangyibanyaoyaoyuzhui，dierduohediyiduonaishishuangshengbingdihaoxiangbadiyiduodeyangfendouqiangleyibanyishibankai，zuihouyiduosuiweizhanfangqueshengjiangransuishizhunbeinufang。
“这什么情况这是？
suishidouyaodiaoluoneiduoyinggaishiliugongbo，yinyuanzhihuahaimeikaijiuzuomeile。
bankaideneiyiduoyinggaishiwoba，bijingyoulehunyuehunqidoudingle。
neidisanduoshishei？kanyangzishigejingdia。
kehenwozhei《xiantiantaiyishenshu》haimeixuejing，burankendingnengkandaogengduo。”
柳毅暗暗推测懊悔。
zaizhihoushiyigerendecaiyunheshoushu。
jiangmuyundecaiyunxianhuachujinyuanbaoyinyuanbaozhenzhumanaodengduichengdexiaoshan，kejianshigeminglidaicaide。
只是这寿数……
zailiuyiyanzhongrendeshoumingzhanxianchulaidejiuhaoxiangshiyouxirenwutoudingdexuetiaoyiyang，henzhiguandejiunengkandaoyigerendexiantianshouyuan。
eryibanrentoudinghuiyoulianggexuetiao，yihongyilan。
hongdedaibiaoyangshou，landedaibiaoyinshou。
keshijiangmuyunyouhebierenbuyiyang。
tayou……1……2……3……4。
四个血条！
三红一蓝。
landebuyongshuohaishimandebijingrenhaimeisi。
可这红的？
yitiaoyijingqingkong，zhengmingzheirenyijingsile。
keshisirenweishenmehaihuobengluantiaode？
yitiaoyijingxiaohaolewufenzhiyi。
zheigehenzhengchang，jiangmuyunxianzaishiqisuizheibiaoshitazhishaonenghuodaobashiwusui。
至于最后一条……
“zheinimagenbenbushirenba？sheijiaxuetiaohaidaixiaguangde？haiyouzheizhangdu，zheishixuetiaoma？zheibushiyitiaokanbujiantoudehongxianma？”
liuyibiaoshizijidedaoxinzaicibengkuile。
disangenxuetiaoyinzangzaidiertiaoxuetiaoxiabianruoyinruoxian，buguohaishibeiliuyifaxianle。
“zhongsheng，meipaole，zheiyatoujueduishizhongshengde。”
liuyipaizhedatuidudingdexiang。
chuletoudingdaibiaoqiyundeqingyun，liuyihainengkantourenshenwuqi。
zheiwuqidaibiaoyigerendeshentizhuangkuang。
jiangmuyunzhoushenwuqichangtongyidianzhenyinjinsuoyumen，suiranganmuzhiqilveyouandandanshiwushangdaya，zheishizhangqiyingyangbuliangdaozhide，yangyangjiuhaole。
关键是……
她还是处子之身。
这很重要。
liuyibiaoshizijisuiranxianzaiyixinxiangdao，danshiyebushibianchengleshitou，oueryehuichongjingyixiameimaode**jiehaoba。
benlaizheizhuangyinyuanliuyiyizhidoubaozhekeyoukewudexiangfa，zheicaishangjinglaichatanyifan。
ruoshinvfanghehuzijidexinyi，neiquleyewufang。
ruguobuhexinyineitiandadidazijinaliqubude？
chubupanduanjiangmuyunhaizhenshiyigehenlixiangdeqizirenxuan。
suoyiliuyihuizaiyineige。
别说柳毅现实。
zijiyoubushinvpinwenlineixienaocannanzhunanpei，yijianmianjiuaideyaosiyaohuode。
diyicijianmiannengyoushenmeganqing？dangranyaozonghekaolvyixia。
“jiushizheizhongshengdedanvzhu……”
柳毅表示有些纠结。
zhongsuozhouzhinvzhushenbianzongshishaobulegezhongmafanshier。
zheiheliuyiyizhiyilaiweisuofayubureyinguodegoudaoyouxiebufu。
“guantani？laoziyoubushililaoliu，kuangqielilaoliuyebushiyizhigouzhede。
zheiguiyideshijieyebuyunxugoudaocunzai。
dabulezanyemenerhuangehuofaer。
女频？
呵呵哒——
kanworangnijianshiyixiashenmejiaozuolaizinanpindejiangweidaji。”