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《修仙聊天群：我的群里全是废材大佬》 小说介绍
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“linwuchen，jiupingniyigeyezhong，yepeigenwangshixiongzhengduowaimendiziminge？”
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妥妥的天崩开局啊！
haoburongyibairulexiuxianzongmen——qingxuanmen，xiulianwunianquehaishilianqichuqidezayi，jiuliancengjingxiangruyimodeqingmeizhumadouqitaerqu，zhuanerbaoshanglezayidashixiong——wangdefadedatui。
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“woruoyoutianfu、shili、beijing，biranyaozaizheipianxiuxianjie，zuogeshafaguoduandeqiangzhe！”
就在他暗恨之际——
【quntixing：linwuchenjiaruhuanggudianfengliaotianqun！】
【quntixing：jiangqixuejiaruhuanggudianfengliaotianqun……】
yishunjian，linwuchenlengzhule。
“刚才那是……”
zheiyike，tadeerpanfangfoxiangqileyidaoshengyin——
dingdong，nindewaiguayidaozhang！
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五年，整整五年！
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jiuzailinwusisuozhiji，liaotianqunfalailexiaoxi——
muningwei：“ya，yixialaileliangweixinrenni，huanyinghuanying（sangeyanhua）”
anlingran：“huanyingliangweixinren！”
qiluoyi：“huanyingxinren。”
luoqinglong：“huanying……”
muningwei：“xinrenzenmebushuohua？anzhaoqungui，xinrenjinqun，nanbaozhangdunvbaosanweie（huaixiao）”
anlingran：“youzheigeguijuma（yihuo）”
anlingranchehuileyitiaoxiaoxi……
qiluoyi：“@muningwei，tongyi！”
luoqinglong：“tongyi+1！”
linwuchenkanzhesaiboxiuxianfenggededuihuakuang，etoushangdunshifuxianchusantiaoheixian。
zheishizhengjingdedianfengliaotianqunma？
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jiuzaizheishi，liaotianqunliyouyouxiaoxi——
jiangqixue：“da，dajiahao……”
muningwei：“xinrenbuyaojushu，jiusuanshihuaiyunle，dajiayehuiyiqibangnixiangbanfade（xieyanxiao）”
安灵染：“！！”
齐洛依：“？？”
luoqinglong：“wodaoshizhidaogeantaidefangzi，buzhidaoguanbuguanyong……”
luoqinglongshangchuanqunwenjian《muzhudechanhouhuli》。
luoqinglong：“chuancuoshule（ganga）”
luoqinglongshangchuanqunwenjian《xianjunjiaoniyangdaodezhitai》。
jiangqixue：“bushila，caimeiyouhuaiyun！”
“danwozheibianqueshiyudaoleyixiedemafan，xiwangdajianengbangwochuchuzhuyi！”
anlingran：“meiwenti，jinlequnjiushiyijiarenle，jiarendeshiqingjiushiwodeshiqing！”
luoqinglong：“shiganqingwentima？zuihaoshishejiwugejiating，sandairen，fudailunliguanxideneizhong，wochaoshanzhang……”
muningwei：“nisuanshizhaoduirenle，wozuishanzhangkengren，jiulianzuifuzadegongdou，duiwoeryan……yezhishijiachangbianfan。”
qiluoyi：“biren，birenbushanyuchumouhuace……”
linwuchenkanzheduihuakuang，bujinxianrulechensi。
womenbushizaixiuxianma？zheinongnongderichangfengshishenmegui？
dangran，tucaoguitucao，tahaishilaolaoshishideqianshuikuiping，yimianbeirenfaxiantalianqiqizayudeshenfenhou，tichuqunliao。
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zaiqingxuanmenzuozayidezheixienianli，yemeishaobeiwumie。
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zhishi，xiaoxifachuhou，liaotianqunyixiazihuanjinglexialai，qifenyebiandeyouxieguguai。
片刻后——
anlingran：“ze，wumiea……youdiannanban。”
muningwei：“neige……wobijiaoshanzhanggongdou。”
qiluoyi：“birenbushanyuchuliwumie……”
luoqinglong：“guo，xiayige！”
林无尘：“？？”
bushi，nimenhainengzaifuyandianma？
haodaiyedewenwenjutiyuanyouba！
sihushitingdaolelinwuchendexinsheng，anlingranwendao：“wumienidedizi，shigezenyangderen，weishenmehuizhuazhenibufang，shininalidezuitalema？”
jiangqixue：“tajiaoliuruyan，shiwoshizunyinianqianxinshoudedizi，zhangdejiaoqiaokeai，youtebiehuisajiao。zicongtalaidaoshengdihou，shizun、shidimen，shengdideyixiezhanglao，shenzhitaishangzhanglao……haoxiangdouzhanzailetaneibian。”
“tashuowoqiangtadebaoyao，jiweicongxiaoshouwojiaodaozhangdadeshidi，duolewodeqiankundai，jianglimiandebaoyaoquandoujileta；tashuowotoutadezuchuanlingbao，shizunjiunazoulewodebenyuanlingbaojita；tashuowochentatupozhiji，yongmogongtouxita，xingfadiandezhanglaojiangwodaizouchuyizhongxing，shenzhiyongzhenmosuochuanlewodepipagu，youfengyinlewodexiuwei，zhongshangzhixia，jiangwozhenyazailezhuhunyunei……”
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linwuchenananxinjing，ruyandadizheimenitianma？
muningwei：“tingshangqu……haoxiangshilvchabiao。”
anlingran：“bujinshilvchabiao，haishigehulijing，jiemeihaokelian（qiaomuyugongde+1+1……biaoqingbao）”
luoqinglong：“lvchabiaozuinanduifule，jiaren，zheibianjianyininbirangyixiani。”
qiluoyi：“birenbushanyuduifulvchabiao……”
林无尘：“……”
muningwei：“@linwuchen，zheiweijiaren，yefabiaoyixianidekanfaya！”
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suihou，taqingtanyishenghou，momogaichengle——
“zhongjiushilibuji，woweilouyi，annengfankangzheimingyun？”
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jiangqixue：“xuyaojindanqixiuweicaikeyima？neiwocishengmeixiwangle，woshidachengqi……”
林无尘：“！！”
我尼玛，大乘强者！
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“neiliuruyan，nideshizun、shidi，haiyouxingfadiandezhanglao……youshishenmejingjie？”
林无尘继续追问。
ruguoduifangshiyiduidujieqiqiangzhe，daoyezaiqinglizhizhong。
jiangqixue：“liuruyanshizhujichuqi，jiweishididexiuweicongzhujidaohuashenbudeng，xingfadiandejiweizhifazhanglaodoushifanxuqi。woshizunsuishidachengqi，dantadedachengqishiyikaozhewoweitaxunlaide‘qingxinbiyuou’caimianqiangdadaode。woyouxianguhejipinbianyitianlinggen，tongjiewudi……”
“neinidaoshifankanga！！”
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jiangqixue：“bukeyifankangde！”
muningwei：“shia，zenmekeyifankangni？”
anlingran：“yidanfankang，jiuzuoshilehulijingdewumie。”
luoqinglong：“woyebujianyifankang，zheizhongqingkuang，yinggaishoujizhengju，baimingdaoli，weizijizhaoxuepingfan！”
qiluoyi：“birentongyangbushanyufankang……”
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“lianqiqi，nigentamenjiangdaoli；dachengqi，nijiushidaolia！”
“sheiganwumieni，zhijieyizhangbisha！”
linwuchenjiuzhetoufa，jidongdequandao。
jiangqixue：“ke，ruguozheiyangdehua，shizunheshidimen，douhuizhizewo。xingfadian，yehuishenpanwo……”
linwuchen：“neijiujiezheshabei（koubi）”
江祈雪：“诶？”
muningwei：“wuchenjiaren，nitaijiduanle，shiqingbushizheiyangchulide。”
luoqinglong：“tongshang，rucimangzhuang，zhihuishideqifan。”
anlingran：“qishimiezu，canhaitongmen，jiusuantaoguozhicai，yehuimingshengjinhui，congcishoujinshirentuoma。nandao，haiyaobasuoyoutuomaderen，quandoushalema？”
linwuchen：“buranni？”
jiangqixue：“bu，bukeyia，neishiwodeshizun，shidi，doushiwodezhiaiqinpeng。xiangchujiule……renfeicaomu，shunengwuqing！”
muningwei：“renxindoushirouzhangde，zenmexiadequshou？”
luoqinglong：“shuoderongyi，linwuchen……ninenghendexiazheigexinma？”
anlingran：“jiemeimen，buyaobeilinwuchendaipianle。@jiangqixue，wojuede，nibujinyaoshoujizhengju，haiyaoyongaiquganhualiuruyan。ruguoshizaiwufaniuzhuanjumian，nijiudangzheshizunheshidimendemian，pougumingzhi。rangtamenhouhui，baohanzhongshen！”
muningwei：“haozhuyi！”
洛清泷：“赞同！”
qiluoyi：“zantong+1。”
linwuchenyaoyaqiechi，tasihumingbaile，zheixieren……jueduishinvpinwenlidedayuanzhonga！
“laozitianbengkaiju，doumeixiangguozheimewonangdesifa。zheitamatianhukaijude，weiyidesifadoubeitamenjizhaodaole！”
“我若是大乘……”
就在这时——
【jiancedaoqunyuan‘linwuchen’deqianglieyiyuan，kaiqizhuxianrenwu——zihuizhedejiushu！】
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“feilongqiliandounengshu，nimenhuibuhuiwan？”
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“neibiandexiaojianrenmen，nilindielaile！”