顶级面霜翻车后，我素颜被群嘲
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”jingtouzhiwai，wodetuanduixiangyiqunwushengyunzhuandejingmijiqi。
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erchenmo，wodenanyoujianmingyishangde“sirenzhuli”，anjingdexiangyizunmeiyouwendudediaoxiang。
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muguangdichui，luozaitazijiganjingdexiejianshang，fangfozhibojianlizheichangfengkuangde、yiqianwanweidanweidejinqianshengyan，
yutahaowuguanxi。talianshangdaizheyifuputongdeheikuangyanjing，jingpianzaianchuweiweifanguang，
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”wojiangneipingxiangzhengzheshehuayushenfendemianshuanggaogaojuqi，rangtamuyuzaidingguangzhixia，xiangpengzheyijianxishishengwu。
xiongkouyinweijidonghekeyiyingzaodefenweiweiweiqifu。“jinwan，jiuzaiwodezhibojian，shishangzuidijia！jiemeimen，
weilezheizhanglian，weilegenghaodeziji，zhideyongyou！xianzaixiadan，
jiazengjiazhi……”woyunniangzhezuihou、yeshizuishandongrenxindekouhao，
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zhishengxiawokeyifanghuande、daizheguhuomolideweiyinzaizhibojianhuidang。“……dingjishechong！
”2shujuheimujiuzai“chong”zideyinjiejijiangwanmeishoushudechanei——“zila！
”yishengjiqijianrui、cierdaolingrenyasuandedianliubaomingsheng，haowuzhengzhaodisilielezhenggezhibokongjian！
wolianshangneijingxinweichide、nvshenbandeguangcaixiaorongshunjianjiangsi。yanqian，
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xiangbeiyizhiwuxingjushoucubaodiqiazhulebozi，
zhenggezhibojiandesuoyouguangyuan——dingdeng、buguangdeng、fenweideng——zhouranximie！bushirouhedejianan，
ershirutongshanbengbande、chedide、lingrenxindanjuliedeheian！“a——！
”zhulixiaoyuanduancudejianjiaozaisijideheianzhongzhakai，suijiyouxiangbeiqiaduanbanjiaranerzhi，
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xianlu？kuai！kuaijiancha！zhibobunengduan！shujubunengdiao！”taxiangyitoubeijinudekunshou，
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zheisijijinjinchixulelingrenzhixidejimiao。chi——chi——beiyongdianyuansihuzhongyubeihuanxing，
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rutongyongxianxuelinlidebishou，
henhenzhajinsuoyourendeshixian：“systempenetrated”（xitongyigongpo）jinjiezhe，
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dinggezaitubiaodingduan：98.71%zhenggezhibojian，siyiyangdejijing。lianwangqiangcuzhongdechuanxishengdouxiaoshile。
wosisidingzheneigexinghongdeshuzi，98.71%。xueyehaoxiangshunjiancongtoudingchougan，
youzaijiaodidongchenglebingcha。erduoliwengwengzuoxiang，xiangyouyiqianzhicangyingzaitongshizhenchi，gaiguolewaijieyiqieshengyin。
wangqiangmengdiyiquanzazaikongzhitaishang，jinshufachuchenmendeaiming。“cao！fanghuoqiangshizhihudema？
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jilaozicha！juedisanchiyeyaobazhei**heikejiuchulai！woyaotasi！”xiaoyuanyijingheshale，suozaiqiangjiao，
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woxiayishidizhuandongjiangyingdebozi，muguangzaicanbaideyingjidengguangxiasouxunneigejiaoluodeyinying。
chenmohaizhanzaineili。tabuzhiheshitaiqiletou，neifuputongdeheikuangyanjinghoumian，muguangchuantouhunandeguangxian，
zhizhidiluozaiwoshenshang。meiyouzhenjing，meiyoufennu，meiyouyisiyihaoyingyoudehuangluan。
neiyanshenpingjingdexiangjielebingdeshentan，
tandiquefanyongzhemouzhongwocikewufalijie、quebennenggandaocheguhanyide……dongxi。xiangshizaishenshi，
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wangqianghewojihushitongshipuxiangzijideshouji，shouzhiyinweiguoduyonglierzhandou，hualehaojicicaijiesuopingmu。
weiboresoubangdejiemiantiaolechulai。zuidingduan，yigeshenhongsede“bao”zi，rutongdixuedeluoyin，
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】“weng——！”danaolizuihouyisizhichengchedibengduan。yanqianyizhentianxuandizhuan，weilifanjiangdaohai。
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像垂死小兽的哀鸣。
wang**nudepaoxiao、zadongxidejuxiang、xiaoyuanyayidechuoqi……zheixieshengyindouxianggezheyicenghouhoudemaoboli，
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4zhenxiangjiexiaoyishuangganjingdeyundongxie，tingzaiwomohudeshixianli。wojiannanditaiqichenzhongdeyanpi。
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tadunlexialai，shixianyuwopingqi。ranhou，tazuoleyigejiqiqingweidedongzuo——chaowoshenchuleshou。neizhishou，
gujiefenming，wendingdemeiyouyisizhandou。meiyouyanyu，meiyouanwei。
zhishiyigewushengde、daizhemouzhongburongjujueyiweidezishi。juewangrutongbinglengdehaishuiyanmeilewo，
cikezheituranshenchudeshou，napatalaizidiyu，woyebennengdixiangyaozhuazhu。wozhandouzhe，
yongjinquanshencanyudeliqi，jiangzijibinglengjiangyingdeshouzhi，yidiandiansaijintadezhangxin。tadeshouzhanghenkuanda，
zhifudaizhebojian，ganzaoerwennuan。neinuanyixiangweiruodedianliu，shunjiancichuanlewodongjiangdezhijian，
dailaiyizhenjianruidecitong，queyedailaiyisixuhuande、zhuazhujiumingdaocaobandecuojue。tawozhuwodeshou，
lidaobuqingbuzhong，queyichangchenwen。ranhou，tashoubeiyongli，jiangwozhenggerencongbinglengdedibanshanglaleqilai。
wodeshuangtuiyijiuxuruan，jihuwufazhanli，zhinengkaozhetashoubeidezhichengcaimianqiangwenzhushenti，
zhenggerenxutuodiyikaozaitashence。“qiangge，”chenmokaikou，shengyinbugao，
queqiyidichuantoulewangqiangdenuhouhexiaoyuandekuqi，daizheyizhongjinhulengkudepingjing，“zheiliwolaichuli。
nixianquwenzhujishubu，gongguanneibian……kongpaxuyaoniqinziqumiehuole。”wangqiangchuanzhecuqi，
bumanxuesideyanjingkanlekantanruanruni、yanshenhuansandewo，youkanlekanyilianchenjingdechenmo，
zhongyuyaozheyadianlediantou，xiangyitoubeibidaojuejingdekunshou，zhuaqixizhuangwaitao，zhuangkaimenchonglechuqu。
xiaoyuanchouyezhe，buzhisuocuodikanzhewomen。“xiaoyuan，”chenmodeshengyinhuanheleyisi，danyijiumeishenmewendu，
“niqugebixiuxishi，lianxiweijiedesirenyisheng，gaosutaqingkuang，qingtadaiming。zaidingxiereyinhechideguolai，
shenmedouxing，qingdandian。”xiaoyuanxiangshizhaodaolezhuxingu，yonglimolebayanlei，lianliandiantou，
yekuaibulikailezheigelingrenzhixidezainanxianchang。houzhongdegeyinmenzaixiaoyuanshenhouqingqinghelong。siji，
shunjiantunshilezhenggekongjian。zhishengxiawoheta。yingjidengcanbaideguangxian，
jiangwomendeyingzizhangzhangdi、niuquditouzaiqiangbishang。kongqilihaimimanzhedianzishebeiguozaihoudandandejiaohuwei，
yiji……woneibeichediniansuidejiaoaosuosanfachude、juewangdefuxiuqixi。woyijiukaozheta，
shentidezhongliangjihuwanquanyazaitazhichengwodeshoubeishang。jiehouyushengdexutuogan，
hebeiquanshijiepaoqidebinglengkongjujiaozhizaiyiqi，rangwokongzhibuzhudiweiweifadou。wotaiqitou，
xiangcongtalianshangzhaodaoyisishuxide、shuyunanyoudeguanqiehexinteng。meiyou。
tadecelianzaihunandeguangxianxiaxiandeyichanglengying，xiahexianbengjin，zuichunminchengyitiaohaowuhududezhixian。
“chenmo……”wodeshengyinsiyaderutongshazhimoca，daizhenongzhongdebiyinhekuqiang，“wo……wogaizenmeban？
quanwanle……douhuile……”judadekongjujuezhulewo，yanleizhongyuzaicixiongyongerchu，
guntangdihuaguobingliangdelianjia，diluozaitahuisedeweiyixiuzishang，yinkaishensedeshihen。
xiepinpaifang……neixiefensi……tamenhuisilewo……wohuipeiside……wohuizuolaode……”woyuwulunci，
xiangzhuazhuzuihouyigenfumudenishuizhe，shuangshoujinjinzhuazhutaxiongqiandeyijin，zhijieyinweiyonglierfanbai。
tachenmozhe，renyouwozhuache，shentizhandebizhi，xiangyizunmeiyouwendudeqingtongdiaoxiang。jimiaohou，
tahuanhuandi、jiqiqingweiditanlekouqi。neitanxishengqingdejihutingbujian，quexiangyibabinglengdeyaochi，
shunjiandakailemougechenfengdezhamen。“xianbiexiangzheixie。”tazhongyukaikou，shengyindichen，tingbuchuqingxu。
taweiweiceshen，dongzuojinhuwenroudifuzhewo，
rang**zuozaineizhanggangcaihaichengzaizhexujiarongguang、cikequebinglengruxingjudezhiboyishang。ranhou，
tazhuanshenzouxiangjiaoluoneigexiaoxiaodeyinshuiji。yinshuijifachuguluguludeqingweishengxiang。tajieleyibeishui，
toumingdesuliaobei，shuishiwende。tazouhuilai，jiangshuibeididaowomianqian。“hedianshui，lengjingyixia。
”tadeshengyinyijiupingdanwubo。wozhandouzheshouqujie。zhijiangangchupengdaobingliangdebeibi，
yexushiwodoudetailihai，yexushitadichudedongzuoyouleyisinanyichajuedepianyi。“huala——！
”zhengbeishui，bupianbuyi，doutoujiaozailewodelianshang！binglengdeshuiliushunjianjintoulewodetoufa、lianjia，
yanzhebojingtangjinyiling，jidewohunshenyizhan！“a！”woduancudijingjiaoyisheng，xiayishidibishangyan。
shuizhushunzhejiemao、bijianbuduandiluo。lianshangdezhuangrong，
neicengjiazhiliancheng、youdingjihuazhuangshijingxinmiaohui、cengshiwozuijiangukaijiademianju，
beizheituruqilaide“yiwai”chedicuihui。
houzhongdefendi、yanxian、jiemaogao、saihong……zaiwenshuidechongshuaxiaxunsurongjie、yunran、boluo。
niannide、wuyanliusedeyetishunzhewodelianjialiuxia，zaixiabachuhuiju、diluo，
zaidibanshangzakaiyixiaotanyixiaotanwuzhuodeshuizi。wolangbeibukandizhengkaiyan，shixianmohu。
touguolianshanghualuodewushui，wokandaochenmoyijiuzhanzaiwomianqian，shoulinazheneigekongledesuliaobei，
jugaolinxiadikanzhewo。tadeyanshenbianle。buzaishizhiqiandepingjingwubo，
yebuzaishigangcaineizhongjinhukeyideshuli。
neishiyizhong……binglengde、ruilide、daizhe**luoshenshihechaonongdeyanshen。xiangshoushudao，
yicengcengbokaiwozuihoucancundeweizhuang，zhidineizuibukan、zuichouloudezhenxiang。“zhuanghuale。”tadandandishuo，
shengyinlitingbuchuyisiqianyi，fanerdaizheyizhongqiyidechenshushishibandelengku。wojiangzaiyizishang，
lianshangdeshuihaizaiwangxiatang，hunhezherongjiedehuazhuangpin，younianyouleng。yiguhanyicongjizhuigumengdicuanqi，
shunjianxijuanquanshen，bigangcaineibeishuigengcigu。wokanzheta，