《师父之名》 小说介绍
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第三章搞笑的麻将组
xiaoyuejiuhaoxiangshiyigeguaiguainvyiyang,yidianyemeiyoulezaiguwanshichangdeneiguzitaoqijing。
haoxiangshizaishuojiweigegejiejieshuozenmezuo,wozhiyaonenggouzuodedao,jiuyidingzhaobanyiyang......
“jiranshizheiyang,neimezanmenjiushuodinglea,mingtianzaoshangguolaia,zanmenkaishizanmendezhuoyaojihua!”
“shenmeyisi,kanzheiyangzinizheiyoushiyaozoua!”shuyouhanshuodao。
“duia,wodehuiquzhensuo,xianzailimianzhengzangzheyigeweixianfenzi,woyaoshibuzaidehua,baobuzhunhuichuxianshenmechacuo。”
“haoba,fanzhengzenmeshuodoushiniyouli,yebuzhidaoniyaozheimedagejiayoushenmeyong!”zhendeshizilixingjiandechongmanleduilidejihenyouaideganjue。
buguotayezhidao,taconglaidouliubuzhulide,suoxing,tayejiuzhinenggouxuanzefangqi,zuozaineili,wushilide。
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lideyishifeichangdejuejue,kaizhechebiangenluogezaiyicihuidaozhensuo,suiranshiyidaoshenye,danshiluogehaishiyijiujianchiyaohuiqubeishanbieshu。
“weishenmejiufeiyaohuiquni?”lidewendao。
“mingtianzaoshanghaiyaodaizhetamenguolai,wozheiyaoshibuhuiqudehua,tamenyelaibulea!”
“shima?mingtianzaoshangzaiqujieyebuchia!”
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keshi,luogeyizhizhizhiwuwu,buguanlidezenmewanliu,tahaishixuanzehuiqu,buguoqishilideyemeiyoudasuanzhenzhengdejiangtaliuxialai,zheiluogedexinzaojiubuzhidaobeineigeluxianyuejigoudaonaliqule。
“haoba,neinihuiquba,lushangxiaoxindian......”
xianzaidelujiasanrenneikeshizaojiubutongyuyiwangle,tamenxianzaikeshizhidexinlaizhiren,yincilideyejiumeiyouduoshuoshenme。
huidaozhensuo,suiranshuoshilimianzhuzheyigeweixianfenzi,keshisunlao,pingan,chenxiaodie,zhengqian,zheisigerendaoshiwandebuyilehua,kanqilaifeichangdeyouxian,tamenjingranzaierloudeyulepingtaishangcuoqilemajiang。
“nimenkezhenshihaoxingzhia,youshenmezhidegaoxingdeshima?”
“nenggouyoushenmegaoxingdeshia,xiandemeishi,xiawanbei,shifu,nikuaiguolai,nikanwo,jintiandeshouqijianzhijiushichaoshena!”chenxiaodiejidongdeshuodao。
“neinikededuoyingdiana,burandouduibuqinizheishuanghaoshou!”
lidezheikeshijuyouhenqiangdefengciyiwei,jiusuanshichenxiaodieshouqizaihao,zennaishizaishijishutaicha,jiusuanshizijiyingleyoushihouyeshifanyingbuchulai,cengjiheshi,lidejiushipingjiezhezheimegekongdang,jitayingdeqidezhijiejiangpaituidao,zhuanshenlikai。
“qie,bukanjiubukan,kanwobatamenkoudaideqiandouyingguang......”
zheigemajiangzhuobenlaishiweiletamensigerenzhunbeide,keshiyouyuzhengqiandeturanjiaru,lidedeweizhidaoshibeiqudaile,buguozheiyehao,xianzaitadeshoutoushangzheimeduoshiqing,zheizhangmajiangzhuofangzaizheilikeshixianzhilehenjiule。
kanzhetamenrucidegaoxing,lideyebingmeiyoudaraotamendeyaxing,ershizhuanshenlikai,qukankanxiamiandeneigerenjiujingchengleduojiule。
lideyangeshuoming,chuleziji,shengxiaderenherendoubudechuru,suoyi,zheijiahuokeshiyouyiduanshijianezhele。
danshizheidawanshangde,lideyouqunajitanongchideni?xiangdaotayihuihaikenengxiaoshi,suoyi,lidejiubingmeiyoulihui,ershizhijiejinqu。
keshi,gangyituimen,lidejiubeizheicibideqiweichadianxunlechulai......
suiranshuoshifeichangdenanwen,danshi,lidehaishianziqiexi,kanlaizheijiahuozailimiankeshiyidiandoumeiyoushaozaozuia。
shangwudeshihouzijijitaduanleyiwantang,limianfangleyixiekaiweideyao,zheiyaohaizhendeshiguanshi,zheijiahuojingranjiangzheiyifangzidoujinongdechouqixuntian。
duiyuzheigejiahuolaishuo,shijianhaizao,suoyitahaiyijiuguiguijujudetangzaichuangshang。
“aiya,zheidoushishenmeweia,shizaishitai......”lidehuadoumeiyoushuowan,lianshangbianshiyiliandexianqi。
“ganjuehaodianlemeia?”
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tahaishimeiyoudahua,jirantabushuo,neimelidejiuhaohaodeexinexinta。
“kanlaizhongwudekaiweiyaohaizhendeshibucuoa,xiaoguohenhao,nidoupaichulaizheiyiwuzideduqilea!”
“buguo,haoxiangyishihaishimeiyouhuifu,suanlewoxianjinijiangpaifengshandakai,xianjizheilimiansansanwei。”
“mingtiandehua,gujidejiadajiliang,zheigeyaohaishixiangdangdeguanyongde,zhiyaonenggoujixuzheiyangdebaochixiaqu,jiangzijitineideduwanquanpaichuqudehua,neijiukendingmeiwenti,xiangxinniyidinghuizaorikangfude!”
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zheijiahuoxinxiang:“jiangshenyi,nijiuraolewoba,wogenbenjiumeiyoubingdu,buxuyaopaidu,wozheiyitiandebuchifan,jieguowanlenihaijiwokaiwei,nizhendangwoshitiedadea!!!”
“wocuole,nijiufanglewoba!”
“shenmeposhenyi,wokanbujiushigejianghupianzime,jirenzhibingneitingshuoguopaiduzheimeyishuoa,guanjianshipaidewozheiweijingranhaishifanjiangdaohaide!!!”
meigerendexinzhongdouyouzheduozhongrenge,tangzaizheigechuangshangdejiahuoyebuliwai。
shuowan,lidebianxuanzelelikai,duiyutalaishuo,tajiushixiangyaorangzheigejiahuozhidaozaizheiyangjixuzhuangxiaqudehouguo,raner,lingyifangmian,zeshizheilimiandeweishizaishitainanwenle,caizuoleyihui,lidejiuyouxiekangbuzhu,exindaoxiangtu......
guanshangmenzhihou,lideyigelengxiao,jiuni,haixianggenwodou,jianzhishijidanpengshitou,zibuliangli,genwowanzongyoujiangniwansideneiyitian。
“haha~~~woyouhule,kuaikuaikuai,nimenjiqian!!!”lidegangshanglou,jiutingjianxiaodiezaineilizahu。
“bushiba,jintianzenmezheimedianbei,zheidoushishenmeshenmea!”pinganshuodao。
“bucuoa,youjinbu,kebuzaishisongqiandeneiyigelea!!!”sunlaozaiyipangdiaokan。
zhiyouzhengqianyigeren,yijuhuayebushuo,zuozaineili,yizhidingzhechenxiaodiedepaikan......
“haoxiangyouxiebuduiba!!!”
“kuaijiqian,nalibudui?”chenxiaodielijifanbo。
“aiya,nizheishizhahu,yaobushizhengqianxiongdizixikan,wokejiubeinikengle!!!”
chenxiaodieganmangditoukanqu,zenmehuishi,zajiuturanbuduileni?nandaoshigangcaizijichuxianhuanjuelema?raner,zhanzaiyipangdelidezeshijiangzheiyiqiedoukandeqingqingchuchu。
chenzhechenxiaodiebuzhuyi,zhengqianjitalaileyizhaolimaohuantaizi,jiangtadeqizhongyizhangpaijitoutouhuandiao......
师父之名