重生后我靠茶艺吊打全员恶人
《重生后我靠茶艺吊打全员恶人》 小说介绍
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《重生后我靠茶艺吊打全员恶人》 第2章 免费试读
这场景，很熟悉。
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到底是为什么呢？
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她最怕疼了。
【ding，jiancedaosuzhuqiangliedebianmeiyiyuan，kaishibangding！”】
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没有人？
【kaishijiancesuzhuzhangxiangheshencai！】
“鼻子，负十分！”
“眼睛，负十分！”
“五官，负五分!”
…
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机械音再次响起。
【suzhu，nixiangzhidao，niweishenmezhangdeheyibanrenbuyiyang？shenzhishiyimutongbaodejiejiehenidoushitianchadibiema？】
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难怪了，难怪！
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jiezheminghuayanqianhuranchuxianlehuamian。
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不像是错觉。
zheibiandeminghuahexitongyebeiheleyitiao。
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tajiuzheimexizhetadexuehuozhe，haihuodeneimezirun。
凭什么！
【suzhu，zheiyeshiwohaojinxianyoudesuoyounengliangcaikanjiande，runisuojian，tamendoubushijiandanrenwu，woyebunengsuiyikuitantamen。】
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【suzhubuyaodanxin，wojiushilaibangzhunibaituomingyunde！】
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【suzhu，congwobangdingnideneiyikekaishi，nihenijiejiedeshendubangdingjiuyijingjiekaile，congxianzaikaishi，tadeyiqiexingweihenidoubuhuiyourenheguanxile。】
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【suzhu，hengaoxinghenibangding，xianzaiwojiushinidezhuanshuxitongla！】
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【suzhu，buguoxitongyebushiwannengdeyo，xiangyaobiandepiaoliang，gaibianyiqiehaixuyaoyikaonizijiyo。】
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【哈，哈，哈。】
xitongkaixindixiaole，kequejiangminghuaheleyitiao。
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【jianglisuzhujianfei40jin！】
minghuajidongzhanleqilai：“nishishuo，woxianzaijiukeyishaosishijinrouma？”
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tingdaozheihua，minghuanalihainengrendezhu，yizijizuikuaidesuduqishen，mangbudiezhandaojingzimianqian。
“我准备好了。”
minghuayichangzhengzhong，xitongchusheng：【jianglipaifazhong……】
不可思议。
minghuayanzhengzhengkanjianzijijiuzheimekaishibianxiao，lianshenshangjinbengdetixudoukaishibiansong，tajuedezijidehuxidoubianle。
buzailianhuxidouchuanbushangqi，tajidongwuzhulezui，shengpazijijiaochushengyin。
minghuazaijingzimianqianzhuanlaizhuanqu，zheiyiqiedefashengdouxiangyichangmeng。
【suzhu，zheizhishihenxiaodeyigejiangliyo，zhiyaosuzhunulizuorenwu，jiangliduoduoyo。】
minghuayaxiaxinliyongqideqingxu，wendao：“woxuyaozuoshenme？”