《冒牌丹尊》 小说介绍
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第1章
“nizheigezhugouburudechusheng,jingranxiangyaowuruzijidetangmei!”shuohuadehuiyilaozheshixiananchenglinjiadazhanglao。
dazhanglaozhizherubiaoqiangbantinglizaitingtangzhongyang、jianmeixingmu、mianrongjunlang、youbianejichuixiayixiaoliuheifadebaiyiqingnian,huxuluanzhandinuhedao:“linyang,nihaibujiwoguixiarenzui!”
“renzui?”linyangwensiweidong,talenglengdikanzhedazhanglao,huanshengdao:“dazhanglao,jinpinglinlangdeyimianzhici,nijiujiwodingzui,weimiantaicaolvleba?”shuowan,linyangbamuguangtouxiangledazhanglaoshenbianyiweishencaigaoshou、mianbaichunbodenianqingnanzi。
gaoshounanzideshenqingfenmingyouxiehuangluan,lianmangbashenzisuodaoledazhanglaodebeihou,tanchugenaodai,mingxiandiqibuzudijiaodao:“woyimianzhici?linyang,ruobushiwojishigandaobingzhizhi,yuqingkongpajiuyaobeinijidianwule,nixianzaijuranhaixiangdilai?”
“linlang,fanshidejiangzhengju,niruohaizaizheilixuekoupenren,jinrijiusuanyouniyeyezaichangjinichengyao,woyeyaosilannidegouzui!”linyanghuamianshangsihuzaigenlinlangshuohua,muguangqueshizhuozhuodidingzhedazhanglao。
dazhanglaojiushilinlangdeyeye,zhengyinweidazhanglaodepiantanzongrong,linlangzaizuzhonghengxingbadao、yaowuyangwei,shichangqiyaruoshizuren。
zaitongbeizurenzhong,linlangweiyijidandebianshilinyang。linyangnianjiqingqingbianyishiliupinwuzhe,shiliyijingzuyibijianzuzhongzhanglao,jiayishiri,bidingshilinjiadedingliangzhu。
queqiedishuo,linlangbushijidan,ershiweijulinyang。yinweiyouyici,linlangqiruzuzhongdeshinvbeilinyangjizhuangjian,jieguobeilinyanghaoyidunpangzou,bangeyuedouxiabuledi。dazhanglaodangranyaotizijidesunzibaochou,yaozhilinyangdezui,jieguoqueweinengtongguojiazuzhanglaohuidebiaojue。
zici,linyanghelinlangyijidazhanglaozhijianbianjiexialechouyuan。dazhanglaobuzhiyicididuilinyangxiabanzi,danshizhongweinengruyuan。
jinri,dazhanglaozaiduxianglinyangfanan。
“fangsi!”dazhanglaonumuyuanzheng,lishengshuodao:“linyang,nibushiyaozhengjume?wobianjinizhengju!”
huayinluoxia,yiweitoufalingluan、yishanbuzhengdexiulinvzileiyanposuodibeiliangweishinvjichanfulejinlai。
“yuqing,nibuyaoku,nishuo,shibushilinyangxiangyaowuruni?”dazhanglaojilizhanxianchuheaideshenqing。
linyuqinggangtaiqitou,biankanjianlinyangzhengzhushizheziji,dangjiqiaolianbianse,lianmangbatoudilexiaqu。
“yuqing,nibuyaopa,nidadandishuochulai,buguanshishei,wodouhuijinizuozhu!”dazhanglaojiazhongleyuqi。
linyuqingshaoshaoyouyuhou,wadiyishengdakudao:“shilinyang,shilinyangxiangyaowuruwo!”
shuowan,linyuqingfudaozaidi,yanmiankugebuting。
“linyuqing,nizenmehuizheiyang?nizenmenengzheiyang?”linyangnanyizhixindikanzhelinyuqing,tashizaixiangbudaolinyuqingjingranhuilianhedazhanglaohelinlanglaixianhaiziji。
yaozhidao,linyuqinghelinyangyiyang,fumudouzoudezao。linyanghaiyouyeyezhaoguhepeiban,linyuqingqueshiyigeguer,zaizuzhongjingchangshourenqifu。erlinyangzonghuzheta,batadangqinmeimeikandai。
“linyang,nikehaiyouhuashuo?”dazhanglaosihudanxinlinyuqingfanhuifangong,jiqiedihuihuishou,rangshinvjianglinyuqingjifulechuqu。
linyangmeiyoulihuidazhanglao,ershizhuanshenkanxiangleyizhichenmodizuozaidatingshangshouweizhidelinjiajiazhulintianhao,chenshengdao:“jiazhu,woduitianfashi,wojueduimeiyouduilinyuqingzuochurenhebuguizhishi,shitamenlianheqilaixianhaiwo!”
“linyang,rujinzhengjuquezao,nijiubuyaozaidilaile。”lintianhaoweiweitailetaiyanpi,dao:“nianniduijiazuyougong,cifanbiancongqingfaluo,......。”
“zhengjuquezao?suibianzhaoliangzhiamaoagoulaizhizhengwo,liandiaochaheshiyebuzuo,jiuzuoshiwodezuiming!wobufu!”linyangzhijiedaduanlelintianhaodehua。
“fangsi!yiweizijishiliupinwuzhebiantianxiawudileme?”dazhanglaoyizhixiangyaoduilinyangchushou,rujinzhongyudengdaojihui,nalihaiyoubanfendechiyi,dangxiayigeshanshenbianlaidaolelinyangdeshenqian,shuangzhangqichu,zhixilinyangdexiongtang。
linyangbuhuangbumang,youjiaoshaoshaohouchebanbu,yeshishuangzhangqichu,jingshixuanzeleyuwuzheqipindedazhanglaoyingpengying。
“heihei,buziliangli!”dazhanglaokanjianlinyangjingranruciyingdui,zuijiaoxianchubiyidelengxiao。
danxiayike,dazhanglaozuijiaodelengxiaoninggule,yinweitajingranbeilinyangjizhendelianliandaotuichushilaibucaiwenzhushenxing,erlinyangquezhishishenxingweiweihuanglehuang,liangzhegaoxialipan。
“zenmekeneng!nitupodaowuzheqipinle?”dazhanglaoyiliandezhenjingyucuoezhise。
linyangchuilechuichuizaiejidetoufa,dandandishuodao:“zhunquedeshuo,buchuyigeyuewojiunengtupodaowuzhebapin。”
“bapin?budaoershisuidebapinwuzhe!”yizhigujingbubodelintianhaomengranzuozhileshenti。
“bapinwuzheyouruhe?nizhiyouyitiaoanmai,shigexiulianbuleyuanlidefeiwu。woyousantiaomingmai,zhiyaowobairuyuanxiuzongmenxiulian,buchuyinianbanzai,jibianniliandaowuzhezuigaojingjiedejiupin,woyenengfanshouzhijiannveshani!”linlangshuohuale,tazhixiao,lintianhaoyizhihenshiqizhonglinyang,ruoshibuchenredatie,jixushiya,lintianhaobuzhunyouhuixiangzhiqianneiyanggaonaqingfangdichuli,ranglinyangquanshenertui。
“nveshawo?dengnichengweileyuanxiuzaishuo!buguo,nixianzaijiukaishideyi,weimiantaizaolexie。xianzai,wojiugaosunishenmejiaonvesha!”linyangbaoheyisheng,rumenghuxiashanbanchongxianglelinlang。
zuorideyuanmaijiance,beijiazujiyihouwangdelinyangbeipocechuzhiyouyitiaoanmai,jinsiyubunengxiuliandeputongren,erzaiwuxueshangtianfupingpingdelinlangfandaobeicechushenjusantiaomingmai。tongshi,linyangdeweihunqiliufeiyayecechuleyuanmai,liangtiaomingmai。liangtiaomingmaisuanbudeshenmehaozizhi,danquejubeilechengweiyuanxiudezige。
anmaisuirannengtongguofuyonghuomaidanlaijihuochengmingmai,danjihuodechenggonglvlianbaifenzhiyidoubudao,erqie,yigerenyishengzhinengfuyongsanmeihuomaidan,sanmeiguohoubianmeilerenhexiaoguo。
tongshi,huomaidanshiyuanxiuzhiwu,zhenguiwubi,jibianshilinjia,xiangyaohuodehuomaidanyeyaofuchujudadedaijia。kanxianxiadexingshi,linjiashiduanranbuhuiweilinyangtigonghuomaidande。
wuzheyuyuanxiu,yizaipingdiyizaitian。
linyangnianbuguoershi,zaiwuxueshangdechengjiuyijingchaoyuelejiazulineixiexiulianleyibeizidezhanglao,zaijiazulibeishouzunchong,jibianshilintianhaoduitadoushikekeqiqide。danzuoriyuanmaijiancezhihou,linyangganjuedaozurenduizijidetaiduyoulemingxiandebianhua,pingrilineixietaohaobajiederen,kandaozijijingranyuanyuandiraodaozoule。
linyangzhidao,yinweizijihelinlangdemaodunzaizuzhongyijingshigongkaidemimi,yuanmaijiancezhihou,zheixiezurenzailinlanghetazhijian,xuanzelelinlang。
cemaidedajibumianranglinyangaonao、xiukui、shiwang,erzaixinqingyujiezhishi,linlangjuranhaiyaoxianhaita,zheiranglinyangruhebunu。
“爷爷,救我!”
yanjianlinyangchongjiangguolai,linlanghedelianseshabai,jimangxiangdazhanglaoqiuyuan。linlangshenjusantiaomingmaibujia,danhaiweixiulianyuanli,xianzaizhibuguowuzhesipindeshili,xiangyaoyulinyangduikang,bizuomengdounan。
“linyang,nigan!”dazhanglaofanyingjikuai,qiangxianyibudangzailelinyangdeqianmian。
“gunkai,laodongxi,ruobushijingnishijiazudazhanglao,wozaojiuzoudenimandizhaoyale!”linyangshengnuzhixia,yibazhanghuichu,jingranxiangpaicangyingyiban,shengshengdijiangdazhanglaojishanfeilechuqu。
paifeidazhanglao,linyangyigeqishenbianlaidaolinlangmianqian,yibaqiazhulelinlangdebozi,jiangtajilinleqilai,jiuxianglinzheyizhixiaojiziyiban。
“linyang,goule!”lintianhaocongyizilizhanleqilai。
“goule?yinweiwozhiyouyitiaoanmai,bunengxiulianyuanli,linlangyousantiaomingmai,nengchengweiyuanxiu,nijiuzongrongshenzhibangzhutalaixianhaiwo?rucijigongjinli,quyanfushi,nijiubupahanleqitazurendexinme?”linyangshouzhongyoujiazhonglejifenlidao,qiadelinlangzhitushetou。
“mingwanbuling!”lintianhaonuheyisheng,yebujiantayoushenmedongzuo,linyangbianganjuequanshenyijin,yiguwuxingjulicongsimianbafangxiangtajiyaerlai,zhenggerendangjibianbunengbanfendongdan,yishenneiliwucongshizhan。
“zheibianshiyuanxiudeshilime?”linyangdexinzhong,touyicishengchulewuligan。
lintianhaoshenjuyitiaomingmai,queweibeiyuanxiuzongmenxiangzhong,feijinxinlisouluodaoyibendijiedeyuanxiuxiuliangongfa,kuxiuduonian,zhongyuchengleyuanxiu。
“wobuguoshiningyuanyizhongdejingjie,ganggangtaruyuanxiuzhimeneryi。erni,jijiangchengweibapinwuzhe,danduishangwo,keyoubanfenhaishouzhili?”lintianhaobishizhelinyang,chenshengdao:
“yuanxiuyuwuzheyouzhetianrangzhibie,linlangrihoudechengjiuyuanfeinisuonengji,tashiwomenlinjiajueqideyizhang,nixianzaiyinggairenqingshishi。danshi,nisuiranbunengchengweiyuanxiu,queyouwangchengweijiupinwuzhe,yirankeyishouhuwomenlinjia。woxicai,bianzaijiniyicijihui,zhiyaonikenrenzuirencuo,wohuiduinicongqingfaluo。”
“congqingfaluo?rangwobeifuyigetaibuqitoudezuiming,haiyaoyiyigezuirendeshenfenjixushouhujiazu?jinimendangkanmengou?”linyangchuilechuichuixiaejidetoufa,hahadaxiaodao:
“wojianguobuyaodelian,quemeijianguonimenrucibuyaoliande!”
“找死!”
lintianhaoqidelaolianzhichou,mengyihuixiu,linyangdunshiruzaoleiji,menhengyisheng,zhenggerenhengkongdaofeichuqu,zhongzhongdizazaitingtangdeqiangbishang,erhoushunzheqiangbigunluozaidishang。
linyangsuiranshiqipindianfengdewuzhe,yishenjingudaaodejiweijianren,danlintianhaobijingshiyuanxiu,shengnuzhixiadequanliyiji,dangxiabianranglinyangshenshouzhongshang,yishenzhanlishiquqiba。
budailinyangpaqishenlai,dazhanglaoyilaidaojinqian,yijizuanxintuihenhendichuoshanglelinyangdexiongtang。yijideshou,dazhanglaobudailinyangchuanqi,youshiyiquanhongchu,jianglinyangzhijiehongfeidaoletingtangdamenkou。
yijiaoyiquanjieshiqinglierwei,xianranshiyaozhilinyangyusidi。
“噗!”
linyangmengpenchuyikouxianxue,xiangyaoqishen,queganjuequanshengutourutongsanjialeyiban,wucongzheli。
“jiazhu,linyangxianshixiangyaowurutangmei,rujinhaiganrumanin,rucikuangezhiren,yingdanglijizhansha,miandejiwomenlinjiadailaihuoduan。”linlangjinguanhenxiangqinzishangqianbudao,danlinyangjiletazugoudadexinliyinying,rangtazhiganduozaiyibiansongyong。
“jiazhu,shouxialiuqinga!”
jiuzaizheishi,yiweixingrongqiaocuidedubeilaozhesanbuhuazuoliangbudichongjinletingtang。
kandaotangdaozaidishangdelinyang,dubeilaozhedangjilaoleizongheng,yi**zuodaoledishang,jianglinyangbaozaihuaili,yibianfumozhelinyangdetou,yibianjishengshuodao:“yangyang,douguaiyeye,shiyeyelaiwanle。”
“linsiyuan,nizenmejiaochuruciyigebuzhongbuxiaodesunzi,budanxiangyaowurutangmei,haigangongranrumajiazhu!”dazhanglaofushizhedishangdeyesunliang,lenglengchusheng。
“yeye,shitamenxianhaiwo,......。”linyangwuzhexiongkou,renzhejutongjieshi,tabijinghaibudaoershisui,kandaoyeyechuxian,zhongyukongzhibuzhuqingxu,yanleihuahuadiliulechulai。
linsiyuanfuzailinyangerbian,qingqingdishuodao:“yangyang,nibuxuyaojieshi,yeyexiangxinni。”
shuowan,linsiyuantaitoukanxiangleyouzuohuiyizidelintianhao,dao:“jiazhu,dazhanglao,haizihaixiao,budongshi,haiqingnimennengwangkaiyimian,fangguolinyangyihui。
“yeye,......。”
linyangxiangyaozhengzhazheqilaishuohua,quebeilinsiyuanjiqiangxinganlexiaqu。
“fangguota?linyangjinrisuozuosuowei,kedangchanggesha!zuyouzugui,jiayoujiafa,ruojinrifangguolinyang,rihouwomenhairuhefuzhong?”dazhanglaoduanranjujue。
“woweijiazuduanguobei,woerziweijiazupinguoming,qingjiazhunianzaizheixieqingfenshang,fangguolinyangyihui。”linsiyuanbulihuidazhanglao,muguangjindingzhelintianhao。
lintianhaoyidongbudong,rengjiumeiyoushuohua。
“putong”yisheng,linsiyuanjingranshuangxiguidi,kenqiudao:“jiazhu,wolinsiyuanyibeizimeiqiuguoren,jintian,woqiuniwangkaiyimian,fangguolinyang。”
linyangkandaoyeyecanglaoshouruodeshentiguizaidishang,xintongdefangfowanjianchuanxin,lianshangjinshibeifendeyanlei。taxiangyaojiangyeyefuqilai,danshentiwanquanbutingzijideshihuan。tahaohen,henlinlang,hendazhanglao,henlintianhao,genghenzijidewuneng。
lintianhaozhangtanyikouqi,dao:“congjiriqi,linyangbuzaishilinjiazidi,ruoshizaigantaruwolinjiabanbu,geshawulun。”
“xiexiejiazhu,xiexiedazhanglao。”linsiyuandaoleshengxie,erhouzhanzhanweiweidiqishen,zhengyujianglinyangfuqi,queyourenjingzhichuangjintingtanglai。
“linjiazhu,linyangjingranzuochuwurutangmeideshiqing,rangwomenliujiadiujinlelianmian,jinri,woyaojiechufeiyahelinyangdehunyue!”jindaotingtanglaideshiyiweinuqichongchong、shenxingfeipangdezhongniannanzi,tashixiananchengliujiajiazhuliusanguan。
zailiusanguanshenhou,genzheyiweirongmaojuemei,shenliangmiaotiao,tige**,meimuchuanqingdejinyinvzi,tazhengshiliusanguandenver,linyangdeweihunqiliufeiya。
“feiya,wo,......,woshibeixianhaide,ni,......,niyidingyaoxiangxinwo。”linyangmeishuoyijuhua,jiuyouxianxuecongzuiligugudiliuchulai。
liufeiyadedaolai,sihuranglinyangkandaolexiwang,tadeyanshenmingxianliangtanglejifen,taxiangxin,liufeiyayidinghuixiangxintade。yinweilinyanghaiqingchudijideshangciliangrendandujianmiandeshihou,zaiweiliangdeyefengzhong,yiyuezuoban、yihuaweimei,liufeiyaxiaoyuyingyingdiweiyizaitadehuaili,shuozheibeizishengshilinyangderen,sishilinyangdegui。
zhishi,cikedeliufeiyafangfobianleyigerenyiban,lengzheyizhanglian,jingzhiconglinyangshenbianzouguo,napashiyiyandoumeiyouqukanlinyang,quanranwushilinyangdecunzai。
linyangdunshiganjueshenzhuibingjiao,quanshenshangxiawuyichubushibinghanchegu,wuyichubushitengruzuanxin。
“haoleng!haotong!”linyangzhijueshentiyuelaiyueleng,jiezheshixianjianjianmohuqilai,zuihouzaishentihexinlingdeshuangzhonggongjixia、shiquleyishi。
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