羡煞全世界
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zhongxinhuidaoquwangminzhengjudelushang。
mutongzhengzaisikaoruolakaichemen，tiaoche，zaidishangqiangunfanliangzhoubanbaozhengbuhuirongdekenengxing。
为零。
lizeyeyijiuyishengbuhang，rangmutongjuedewuzhujile。
neitianliangrenhuidaojia，jiufaxianjihusuoyoudejiatingchengyuandoujujizailemutongjia，baokuomuya，doubeishushujijiaodaolemutongjia。yiqunrenyongheaicixiangdeyanshenkanzhetamenliang，xuekaihejiangyunyezaiqizhong，kanderenmaogusongran。
gengguiyideshi，chajishangbaizhemanmandangdangdeshechipinlihe，jiuchameitiedazitiegaosuzhongrenzheixiedongximingjiao“caili”。
mutongbeilimamawenroudihanguoqu，shidaijinzhuozi——yizhongmingweizhichuanjierxidechuanjiabao。
mutonghunshenlenghanzhimao，haidebiechujiangyinggangadexiaorongbiaoshi“haoxingfuhaokaixine”，kandelizeyepieguolianrenbuzhutouxiao。
“zhunbeishenmeshihoujiehuna？”lijianainaixiaomimidiwozhelizeyedeshouwen。
mutongzailingyitoushafashangzuozhe，“xiuse”dixiaozheqiangbaidao：“taoyanla，nainai，wenzheigezuoshenme。”
lizeyehuida：“dengwomangwanzheiyizhengongzuo。”
“……”mutongdesiwangshixianlikechuantoulelizeyedeshuangmou。
lizeyepiekaishixian，wenhedikanzhezijianainai。
“xixixi，wojiazeyedoudingzuoleyimei10keladezuanjiezhunbeiqiuhunle，jieguobeibaguagouzijipaidaole，tongtongnizhidaodeba？nishuozeyezenmechengshibuzubaishiyouyuni？”lizeqingpaizhemutongdegebo，xiaodao。
“hehe……tajiushizheimemeiyong。”mutongchezhezuijiao，ganjuezijineixinzhidazhan——ta，youyizhongtebiebuxiangdeyugan。
zheizhongbuxiangdeganjuesuizheshijiandetuiyi，zaizhongrenqizuibashedehanxuanhedaoheshengzhongbeituidaodingdian。
mutongzailijianvxingzhangbeimendeweiraozhong，jixiedizhuandongbozikanxiangzuozaiyipang，tongqingdikanzhezijidemuya，yanshenliyouyuankelian，xuanranyuqi。
zhongyu，zheizhongyuganchengzhenle。
lizeqingyipaishuangshou，jingxidihandao：“duile，zeye，nizheiliangtianbushizhuanchangxiujiama？biedengle，zheibushishijianzhenghaoma，zeriburuzhuangri，wokanleyixiahuangli，houtianhuangdaojiri，daishangnidezuanjie，daizhetongtongquminzhengju。”
muyademamalikefuhe：“duiaduia，houtianrizihenbucuo，shihedengji！”
lizeyeyitiaomei，sihubingbuyiwaijuqingzheiyangzhankai。
“zuanjiedebanniancainengzuohao。”tahaishixiangzhengxingdizhengzhaleyixia。
tadequeshizaipeitongkatedinghunjiedeshihouguishishenchadidingleyimeiqiuhunjiezhi，danshitaduanshijianneidoumeiyouxiangsongchuqu。
mutongchusheng：“miao……”miaomiao？
gewei，doubuxiandinggehun？
geweiqinrenpengyoudoujinjindingzheta，muguangzhuozhuo。
xianrandajiayijingwangjitamenhaimeidinghunzheijianshiqingle。bijingzaizhongrenyanli，tamenliangdoutongjuwuliunianle，zaogenjiehunmeiqubie，jiuchalinggezhengle。
tabishanglezui，buganjixubiaodazijideguandian。
lizeqingbaibaishou：“meishimeishi，womenjinibeileyimei，4kela，xiaoledian，xianjiangjiuzheyong，daoshihounadaolezaizhaogehuangdaojirisongtongtong。”
weiweiwei，dangzhetamianbajihuaquanjiangchulaiyidiandoubujingxibulangmanlee？
mutongbuganhuihua，jiangqiuzhudemuguangkanxianglizeye，keshilizeyequebikaitadeshixian，pingshiyansudelianshangdaishanglechangrandexiaoyi，kanqilaixinqinghenbucuo。
tayagenerjiubuzhengzha，fanercongshanruliudidaying：“haode，xiexie。”
“噫？”还要谢谢？
tadingzhelizeyebufang，lizeyedayingxialaizhihou，caihuitoupieletayiyan，yanlishandongdexiaoyizaikandaotazhihoushunjianchenjixialai，kandemutongxinligedengyixia。
tabuhuibeilizeyeshualeba？zheijiahuoshibushizaojiuyujianzheiqingkuangbingqieleyizhizhi？
mutongdelenghanyijingjintoulebeixin，beizhongrenyonghuzhe，helizeyeyiqiconglaozhailichulaideshihou，ganjuezijikuaiyaohunguoqule。
conglaozhaihuigongyudelushang，liangrendouchenmozhe，meiyoujiaoliugoutong，yizhidaogezijinrujiamen，liangrendoubufayiyan。
zheizhongqingkuang，mutongshizhendemeiyouliaodao，danyouzaiqinglizhizhong。rangtanaohuodeshi，lizeyesihuhaobuyiwai，yemeiyoushenmehuaxiangduitajieshi。
huidaojiali，tazaiketinglilaihuizoudong，yuexiangyueshengqi。
yushi，mutongfalehenduoweixinjilizeye，nuhuozhongshaodiqianze：“nizheishiqizha，qipianqinrendeganqing，hailangfeiwodeqingchun，yaozhenjiehunle，yihouwozaizhaoduixiangjiushierhunle！douguaini！”
lizeyeguolehaoyihuiercaihuifuta：“nizhenyouzixinzijinengzhaodaoxiajia？”
mutongqidechadianyezhu，jitadaledianhuaguoqu。
lizeyejieqidianhua，jiutingdaogezheyimiangeyinqiangdemutongzaishoujilingyiduanjiligualadehanjiaosheng：“wozheimepiaoliangcongmingkeai，hainengzhuanqian，wozenmebunengzhaodaoxiajiale！”
lizeyebeitadouxiaole，bengjinlian，nulibubeitafaxianzijidexiaoyi，yuqiqueqingsongbushao：“ng，jiudangshiba。”
“shenmejiudangshi！yidingshi！woxianzaijiuquweiboshanggongkaiwogennifenshoudeshiqing，yidingyouhenduoshuaigeshaonianlaigoudawo！jiugenqin……”mutongyibuliushenjiukouwuzhelandijiangdaoleliangrenzhijiandejinjici，mutongdexinyichen，kaleqiao。
liangrendouchenmozhe，zhitingdejianduifangyouxiejianchendehuxisheng，qifenshunjianbiandeganga。
mutongzhanglezhangzui，litupojiezheizhonggangademozhou：“e……zongzhihoutian……”
lizeyetanlekouqi，daduanletadehua：“mutong，houtianwomenjiushifuqile，zheiliangtiannihaikeyixiangshounizuihoude，danshenshiguang。”zuihoujigezi，lizeyesihushiyayizheshenme，yigeziyigeziyaoyaqiechibanshuochulaide。
他生气了。
mutongjuedehenweiqu，yaoshuodaoneirendeshiqing，daodisheigengyinggaishengqia！tadaoshixianyifutadaraotaxiuxidegaolengmoyang，chenzaodongsizijisuanle！erenxiangaozhuang！shengqi！
mutongzhengxiangfanbo，youtingdaolizeyedeshengyinlengmodishuodao：“zaodianshuijueba，haohaoxiuxiyitian。houtiankaigehuilaijiewomen，wanan。”
“wei！”mutongzhilaidejihanyisheng，jiutingjianneibian“pa”deyisheng，tonghuazhongduanle。
zhenggewanshang，mutongdouzhanzhuanfance，shuibuhaojue，youzhuizhuibuan，buzhidaolizeyeqixiaolemei，yixiangdaobeijiarenmenqiangsaideanpai，tayoujuedetebiewunaiwuzhu。
yushi，mutongzailingchenliangdianzheng，faletiaoweibo。
木桐-JOY：唉。
dandanyigezi，rangyitongxiuxiandefensimenyitouwushui，fenfencaicebuyi。
ranermutongmeiyouqukanpinglun，yinweifawanweibohou，tajiurushizhongfudishuizhele，baxuannianquandiujilefensimen。
shouji“ding”dixiangleyisheng，lizeyeweibodetebieguanzhuyoulexindegengxin。
tasaoleyanneirong，meitouweizhou，jiangshoujifangdaoyibian。
tayangtangzhe，yishoudianzainaohou。chensilexujiu，tayounaqishouji，dakaiweixin，jiangmutongconglianxirenzhongshanchu，liantongliaotianjiluyiqi。
shuibuzhederenbuzhiyige。
gaishanchudeliaotianjilu，yebuzhiyifen。
xianzai，cheziyijingtingzaileminzhengjumenkou。
木桐已经认命了。
zaitafangqigenlizeyesapozhengzhazhihou，jiangyunyijingjiangtaxinao，dazhiyisijiushi：“nimentanleqinianle，zhiqiandeliangtiaobaguayejinimenjiehunxuanchuanzaoshipulule，shishihoule。nikanlijialaotaitainianjiyedale，jiupanzhezaodianbaocengsunzini，lizeyenianjiyebuxiaole。erqienimenliangjiehunle，fensizhongwangsuogui，renqijueduibuhuixiajiang，haikeyishunshishangyiboresou，daoshihoucanjiajigeqinglvdangjiemu，jiepaijibuduishouxidianying，zhenshiwanmei！”
lizeyexianbiaoshileduicidebuzantong：“mutongchengbuqidayinmu。”
mutongbufuqi：“weiwei，zheihuawokeyizichao，nishuojiubuxing！”
jiangyunlijigaikou：“neipaidianshijuyexing。”
mutongyinyangguaiqidao：“ehehe，lidayingdi，nanengquzunjiangguipaidianshijua，renjiakeshiyaochongjiaosikadeguojiyingdini。”
lizeyeshuo：“dianshijukeyi。”
daliantaikuai，mutongmudengkoudaidikanxianglizeye。
lizeyesixiaofeixiaodeyanjingkanxiangta，kanzaimutongyanli，manshitiaoxin。
jiangyungaoxinghuaile，jimangyaomutongdaoxie。mutongchudaobanian，genlizeyelianaiqinian，doumeiyougenlizeyeyanguoduishouxi，yaoshizheiyicinenggenlizeyeyanyicidianshiju，mutongjiunengzhengshiburuyixiandahuaxingliele。
mutongyanjisuiranbuhao，danshigenxianzaiquanneimouxieyixiandahuadeshuipingchabuduo，taicigonglishenzhigengqiang。yaoshilizeyesidixiazaijimutongkaixiaozaofudaoyixia，mutongyihoudetonggaozhibudinghainengchuiyiboyanjini。
zheikeshiyoushengzhinianxiliea！
mutongmanbugaoxing：“wopingshenmeyaoganxietaa？”
lizeyeqingxiaoyisheng，meihuida。
jiangyunzhengxiangshuohua，xuekaishaxiaodao：“jiangyunnibienanweirenjiaxiaofuqila，fuqijianziyuanqingxienalixuyaodaoxiede。”
jiangyunmangbudiediantou：“duiduidui。”
对个鬼！
木桐翻了个白眼。
houmianjiashuchelidewurenxianxialeche。
sihushitiqiangenminzhengjudegongzuorenyuangoutongguole，minzhengjuxianzaimeishenmeren。
jiangyunhexuekaixialeche，kanleyixiazhouwei，meiyougouziheweiguanqunzhong，yushidakailechemen，rangmutonghelizeyexiache。
mutongdalaladitiaoxialeche，haishenlegelanyao。jiangyunxiaoshengdiniantaota，rangtazhuyidianxingxiang，bakouzhaomaozidaishang。
mutongjuedemomingqimiao：“dailebushigengxianyanma？”
mutongruxingjinian，jiangyunjiuweiciniantaolejinian，yexiguanle，landejixujiang。
wuweijiashuzaiminzhengjulixiaomimididengzhetamen，haizaibutingdijigongzuorenyuanmenfaxitang。mutongweinandihuitouyiqiaolizeye，neisidaoshimeidaikouzhaomaozi，danshibamojingdaishangle。
tayishengaoding，haidaigeheichao，toufazaoshangdagaiyeshipenledingxingshuide，fengchuibudongdeyouxing。mutongkandezhizazui。tajiuhualegedanzhuang，toufadoumeixi，banglemaweijiuchulaile，shenshangdeyifugengshijianjiandandandebaiqunzi。
yaoshidengjideshihoupaizhao，kenenghaihuibeirenwurenweishidamingxinghexiaobaomujiehunle。
“jiunizhuang。”mutongxianedixiaoshengduilizeyeshuo。
lizeyezhaixiamojing，guazaixiongkou，daliangleyixiamutong：“batoufafangxialaiba。”
mutongwuzhuliuhai：“buyao，womeixitou，you。”
“neizhishaotugekouhong。”
mutongliankouhongyemeitu，kanqilaiyidiandoubuzhengzhong。
suiranliangrenxianzaideguanxihenfuza，youxiezhenfengxiangdui，danshilizeyesihuhaitingzhongshizheichangnaojubandejiehundengji，mutongmobuzhuntadexiangfa。
“没带。”
lizeyeqianzhumutongdeshou，daizhetazoujinminzhengju，bulvqingkuaiwenzhong。
lizeyezhiyouzairenqiancaihuizheiyangshizhixiangkoudiwotadeshou，shouzhangganzaowennuan，shouzhixianzhangyouli，lidaoyourenyouyu。buxiangmutong，zailizeyedeshoupengdaotadeshunjian，tahaiyouxiefazhan，xiangyaotuisuo。
zhenshiyingdini，renqianrenhoudouzaiyanxi，jiusuanshizaitamianqianyeyiyang。
mutongyouxiezoushendixiang，dangchutamenhaizairelianqideshihou，zheijiahuofenmingbushizheiyangde，tayehuitucao、huilianhong、huijiangxiaohua，buxiangxianzaizheiyang，duanzhuangdexianggewaibiaopiaoliangdepusa。
“lailelaile。”buzhidaoshisheideshengyinzaiyipangqinghu。
ranhou，tamenjiutingjianle“kaca”yisheng，youren**zhaopianquewangleguanshengyin。
zhongrenfenfenkanxiang**degongzuorenyuan。
xiaogunianghengangahenhaipa，dixiatoubuganjianghua。
lizeyewenhedixiaolexiao，anweidao：“meishi，nidengwanshangzaifapengyouquanxuanyao。”
mutongbenlaiyiweilizeyehuibugaoxing，nazhidaozheijiahuoweilequanfenyijingbuzeshouduanle，bei**hainengzheimekuanrongdadu。
yaoshihuanchengta，yidingshangqiantaoyaozhaopianxiankankanzijihaokanbuhaokan。
yushi，taduozuiwenleju：“paidewopiaoliangma？”
weiguandegongzuorenyuantouxiaozhe。**dexiaoguniangjimangdiantou，lianshangliangduohongyun，hanxiudaisaodishuo：“piaoliang，nihenpiaoliang，woshinimendecpfen。”
dagaishiguanfangfatang，toudingqingtian，manzudebuxing，zheiweixiaoguniangjidulianshangchongxue，tiwenfatangyaohunguoquyiban，zuihoubeiqingdaolexiuxijianbikailiangweidangshiren。
lizeyegenlizeqingjielekouhongjimutong，shimutonghenshaoyongdedior999，tuledahongchun，qizhidunshigaoyayouqichangqilai。
kandaozhaopiandeshihou，mutonghaizilianleyiba：“wozhendehenpiaoliang。”
zhaopianshangdeliangren，jianbingzhejian，lizeyebimutonggaolekuaiyigetou，zuozaihongsebujingqian，yechaledabangenaodai，mutongshijingdichenzhangbozi，aochuyigetianejing。lizeyetitaiziran，lianshangdaizhedandandexiaoyi，yanshentebiewenrou，daizhezhenshidexiyue。
mutongbudongzheizhenshidexiyueshinalilaide。takanlekanziji，neixiangshizaipaizazhizhaoyiyangdetidexiaorong，keshizheigexiaolianyeyouxiezhenqie，henbudexiaodegentaiyanghuayiyangcanlan。
taxinxiang，liangjiaqinglvbeipolingjiehunzheng，zenmehuixiaodezheimekaixin？genshaziyiyang？
banzhengdegongzuorenyuanxiaodao：“nimenshiwojianguodezuipiaoliangzuidengduideyiduifuqi，woyehenrongxingnengweinimenbanshouxu。zhunimenbainianhaohe，zaoshengguizi。”
mutongyangqiyigexujiadeganjixiaorong：“xiexie！”
kuatayigerenjiuxingle，meibiyaolianlizeyeyiqikua。haiyou，bainianhaohehezaoshengguizi，tongtongbuxuyao。
jiuzheiyang，mutonghelizeye，zaishuangfangfumuqinrendejianzhengxia，linglezheng。lizeqinghaiyaoqiutamennazhejiehunzhengdefengmian，beiduizheminzhengjudedamen，yiyigeshaziyibandexiaolianpaizhangfuqiheying，wubishouqianzheshou。
paichulaidexiaoguoshajile，danshilijianainaijiuxihuanzheitao，mutongyemeibanfa。
liangrenbeirenzhongxingpengyuedicongminzhengjusongchulai，erbianmanshigongxizhufuzhisheng，zhidaoshangleche，hainengtingdejian。
mutongxiaojiangledelianshunjiankuaxialai，zuoshoushuaikailizeyedeshou。
lizeyeniutoukanta，zhijiantayijingbaozhegebo，suozaichemenpang，yigerenanzishenshangqule。
xuekaihejiangyunhaizaichewaigenmutongfumujianghua，limamaqiaoleqiaolizeyezheitoudechechuang。
lizeyeshouhuishixian，luoxiachechuang：“zenmele，ma？”
limamayishengbuhang，pitougailianjiushiyibahongzaoyibalianzi，sawanhouwanghouyitui，lizeqingyoushiyibahuashengyibaguiyuan，haiyouyiwanglizeyehoubiandemutongshenshangza，zhizadeliangrenyilianmeng，lianshangbozishangzadeyigegexiaohongyinzi。
“haha，taogehaocaitou！”zawanhou，limamacaixiaozheshuodao。
jiusuanshilizeyezheimenengbengzhugaolengrenshedeyingdiyebiebuzhule，tabagaoshengyinshuodao：“ma，tengsile！”
mutongbeilizeyedangzhe，daoshimeibeizaduoshao，kanjianlizeyetoushang、yilinglidoushihongzaolianzi，xiaodezhipaichezuodian。
limamacaibuguanlizeyetengbuteng，yizhigaojieta：“yaoduiwomenjiatongtonghaodianzhidaoma，shenmeshidourangzheta，tahaixiao，nanmianhuibudongshi，nibuyaolaoshiqifuta。”
lizeyediantou：“e。”daodisheishitaqinshengde？erqie，xianzaizenmekandoushimutongduitadiyibijiaodaba。
limamayoudingzhulejiju，jiuhuilecheshang。linshangcheqian，lizeqingduiliangrenjimeinongyan。
“youzhedian，tongtonghaixiaoni，buxuyaoneimezaoshengbaobaola。”
lizeyedeetoudoukaishifajinle。
mutongyeyouxieganga：“e……”
tamensidixiadagaipengdaotoufasidouyaojuedezijibeidianwule，haishengbaobao。
mutongjinnianershiwusui，anzhaoyanyiquandepingjunjiehunnianling，dequehaizao，shenzhikeyishuo，yanyishengyacaiganggangkaishi。tacaimeiyouzheimexiangbukai。
xuekaihejiangyunshangleche，jiangliangrensonghuijia。mutongbolekeguiyuanchi，zijichibusuan，haizanleyibadijijiangyun。
jiangyunjieguolai，gaojiemutongbazhuzuiba：“guiyuanhehongzaotaitianle，nibunengduochi；huashengrelianggao，jinzhishiyong；lianzidoushidianfen，shaochidian。”
lizeyemingzhiguwen：“youteshutixingdejiaosexuqiu？”
mutonghengletayiyan：“nizhidaowomen‘huaping’youduonulima！”yaobaochizuijiadeshencaiheyanzhi，henjiannande。
“……”
doumutongdeshihou，lizeyexinqingzongshihenbucuo。
“wohaiyiweiniyouxuyaosuxingdeteshujiaose。woxiayibuxiyaoyandejiaosejiuxuyaowoshoushijin。”lizeyemeihuazhaohuadiliaozhe。
mutonghengyisheng：“sheiguannie，nizheishizaichaofengwo？”
jiangyunjingjiao：“zeyenishuodeshineibujiangkaidaoyan，xiashengbianju，dasuanchongaosikadedianying？”
木桐：“！”
tadengdaleyanjingzhuazhulizeyedegebo：“nishenmeshihoujiedezheixi？nishenmeshihougenxiashenggoudashangde？”
xiashengshiguoneijiangxiangbangshenzuiduodebianju，ruweiguoaosikazuijiajuben，yeshitayishoujianglichuanyousongshangjinmayingdidebaozuo。
mutongduigongzuosuiranjingye，danmeiyouduoreai。buguotaweishubuduodexingquaihao，yigeshikanmanhua，lingyigejiushikanxiaoshuo。xiashengdemeiyibujuben，zuihoudouhuiyoutaqinzigaibianweixiaoshuochuban，mutongyibenbuluodikanwanle。baokuotayiqianzairibendangdaibibianjushidezuopin，mutongdouzaiwangshangzhaoleyiwenlaikan。
tashixiashengdefensi。zheishitagenlizeyefenshouzhihoudeshiqing，lizeyekantaweiboyekandechulai。
yitadekawei，zhuyanxiashengdexilisuodangran。lizeyelandejieshi。
“nikeyilaitanban，shundaijianjianta。lichuanyouyezai。”lizeyesailekelianzijinzuili，lianzixinweiku，zaishegenfankailai。
lizeyechuimoudengzhemutongdehuida。
yanyiquanhenxiao，xiaodaojihusuoyourendouzhidaolichuanyougenxiashengshiyidui。mutongxiangdaolichuanyoukuaguotapiaoliang，yushiwenlizeye：“nijuedewopiaoliangma？”
zheihuatizhuanyidetaikuai，cheneisanrendouchenmole。
liangjiu，lizeyeqingkeyisheng，pingdandihuida：“bulayanbale。”
mutongyanjingdengda，qidao：“laniyanjingzhenshibaoqiana，nizheigezhinanshenmei。”kankanrenjialichuanyou，shenweigay，yanguangjiushibizhinanyaohao。
youyidameiyidadigaliao，huxianganfeng，mingmingshixiaoyanmiman，danshizaixuekaihejiangyunyanzhong，zheiliangrenjiushiganqingtaihaoleyizhiyuzongshixiangaixiangsha，rangrenxinxian。zheicaishiqingmeizhumagaiyoudemoyang。
yiqihuilegongyu，jiangyunbaliangrendejiehunzhengyaolai，baizaimutongketingbaisedeshuzhuoshang，duihaoguang，pailezhangweimeiwenyidejiehunzhengzhao。
jingxiuyixia，bazhaopianfajiliangren，jiangyunzhilezhishijian：“wanshangshidianqianfaweibo，biedaraodajiashuimian。”
xuekaihejiangyunlikaihou，mutongjialijiushengxiaxinxianchuludexiaofuqiyidui，beizhu，qianrennannvpengyou。
气氛一度很尴尬。
mutongsuiranhenxiangshougenqiannanyouzhijianzheizhongwuhuaketandeganga，danshirengjiukeqidikailekou：“niyaodaidaoshenmeshihou？”
lizeyehaozhengyixiadizuozaimutongdeshuzhuoqian，chaotatankaishouzhang：“jiehunzheng。”
结婚证？
mutongyileng：“bushizaizhuoshangma？yi，jiehunzhengni？”
gangcaijiangyunpailezhaopianzhufuwanjiulikaile，jiehunzhengbuyinggaifangzaishuzhuoshangdema？liangrensaoshiyizhou，meikandaozhengzainaer。
mutongxinlideyilvyuelaiyueda，jimangdadianhuajijiangyun。
jiangyunhuidadehenlisuodangran：“gangcailiangweidejiazhangdingzhuwoyaobanimendejiehunzhengsongjitamenbaoguan，wopailezhaojiushouqilaile，xianzaisonglaozhaiqu。”
“a？”kaizheyangshengqi，mutonggenlizeyejiaohuanleyigeyihuodeyanshen。
“jiaojisheibaoguan？”lizeyechenshengwen。
jiangyunshuo：“zeyedefangnimamaneier，nidefangzeyemamaneier。”
“……”haidaizheizhongjiaohuanbaoguandea？
mutongganjuetaiyangxuefateng，zuowanxiuxianshuibuzhe，xianzaidanaodouzhuanbudongle。
“bushi……nazouwomendejiehunzhengzuoshenmea？”
jiangyunshuo：“dagaishiduinimendeyizhongyueshuba。”
“什么约束？”
“panimenjiehunzhihouxixinyanjiutoutoupaoqulihun？”jiangyunkailegewanxiao，“jiazhangma，jiushijuedefangtamenshoushangcaianxin。”
wandanle！mutongwulebalian，tahaizhenshizheiyangdasuande。
mutongshuo：“tamenbuzhidao，jiehunzhengkeyibubandema？”
lizeyezaiyipangtimutongjieda：“hennancouzheimehaodeshijian，niwodouyoukong，erqieteshitebanmeirenweiguan。”
这话倒是真的。
tamenyaoshidalalapaoquminzhengjububanjiehunzheng，gujiquanshijiedouyaochaoxiaotamenzheiduisuliaohuafuqi，lianjiehunzhengdounenggaodiu。
gualedianhua，mutongjihujuewang。
zheixiahaole，jielegehun，jiehunzhenghaibuzaizijishoushang。
mutongzhixianglizeye：“douguaini！”
chengshoulebuyuzhixidelizeyehenwuyu：“zenmeguaiwo？”
“yaobushiniqugenneigexiaomoteyuehuibeipaidao，zenmehuiyanbianchengzheiyang！”
tasihaobutizijiyebeirenpaidao，yisidaichandexinwen。suiranzheigehenhaopiyao，danshiquegouqilelaorenjiabaocengsunzi，babamamaxiangyaowaisundeyuanwang。
youtijizheijianshiqing，lizeyehenwulidijieshi：“wogenkatezhendezhendemeiyouneizhongguanxi。”
“neinimenqushenmezhubaodian！hai……haizishineimeqinni！woyanjingmeixia，tawanzhenigeboni！”
mutongsihaomeizhuyidao，zijideyuqifangfoyigehuaiyizhangfuyouxiaosandeqizi，yuqimanshiduyi。
lizeyeyemeiyouzhuyidaozheizhongtaiduyoushenmebudui，fuzheetoudao：“wogentazhishihenyaohaodepengyoueryi。”
“he，gaymima？nishitagaymima？wanzheshoulianggerengenxiaojiemeiyiyangguangzhubaodian？katejiejie，zheikefenzuanhaokanbula？haokansileni！”mutongduhuozhongshao，kaishihuluancaiceshenzhibiaoyanqileqingjingju，“nimensidixiazheiyangliaotiandema？”
lizeyeyuanbenbeitajiangdehennaohuo，keshibeitadeqingjingxijuyijiaohe，renbuzhuxiangxiao。
mutongjiantabiaoqingyouyi，yipaizhuoziduizhetahou：“yansudian！niyiweinizhendeshitagaymia！nishenmexingquxiangwohaibuzhidaoa，nizheigezhanan！”
lizeyebeitapitougailianyoushigayyoushizhanandishuluoleyitong，wuguyouwunai，xinlihuoqiyeyuelaiyuewang。mutongzenmematadoumeiguanxi，danshiwuyuanwugudizebeitazhahuozhemeidandangtazhendehenqifen。
“wozuihoujieshiyibian，mutong，wojiushipeitaqutiaozuanjieeryi。”lizeyeyayizhenuhuoshuodao，“niyaoshihaihuaiyi，woyebuxiangzaijieshile。”
mutongyileng：“yaonisongta？”
lizeyebeitadehuaqixiaole：“meibiyaogaosuni，nishiwodeshenmerenma？”
mutongbeizheijuhuashunjianlahuilexianshi。
meicuo，tagenlizeyebushishenmeteshuguanxi，dingduosuangeqingmeizhuma。tanengguandeletadejiaojiquanma？
不能。
mutongbuganxin，yiyangshouzhongzhizheigehuati：“hao，womenbuliaokate。danshi……lizeye，shiqingfazhandaoxianzaidedibu，buyeshinituibozhulanma？nigenwomeiganqingledehua，jiubuyaoshundaoxiapozheimemaliuer。nigenbenbufandui，shenzhikanqilaihaihengaoxing，nishizaishuawoma？shuawohenhaowan？”
“wonalishuanile？”lizeyezhoumei。
mutonghoudao：“nimeishuawojiubiedayinggenwojiehuna！haishuoshenmejiwomaizuanjie！nizhibuzhidaonizheishizaihuilewo！”
tayueshuoyueqi，yueshuoyueji，yuqibumiandaishanglekuqiangheweiqu，huayujianyeyuejiabuliuqing。shuowan，tahaierenxiangaozhuangyibandixianwuzhelianchouqile。
lizeyezuipataku，yishijianshouzuwucuo，zhengxiangrouxiashengyinshuojijuhaohua，jiujiantafangxialeshou，yonggebocalecalian。
ranhou，taxiaoshengdisuisuiniandao：“zheigeshehuiduinvxingbiduinanxingkekeduole，yihouwozheizhongliyi**duonanzhaonanrena，niyihoulihunlekendinggengjiachixiang……”
lizeyetingzhetadehua，etoudeqingjindoubengjinle。
ta，haixianglihunzhaobiedenanren？
lizeyechixiaoyisheng，xiongtangmanshizaoyudenuhuo。
qijilezhihou，tafandaolengjinglexialai，chenshengshuodao：“mutong，nishuowotuibozhulan？nizijifankangle？jujuele？nigenwoyoushenmequbie？womenxianzaidejumian，womenliangsheidoubiexiangpieqingzeren。wohuileni？niyoushenmezhidewohuide？wogennizhijian，daodishenmeqingkuangnizijixinlimeishuma？”
taqimutongdewangjiazhize，gengjiaqimutongbaozhezhaoxiayirendexiangfa，yushishuochuleguofendehuayu。
huajiangdaozuihou，tarengjiubuxiangchengrentagenmutongzhijianmeiganqing，danshimutongquebushizheiyangrenweide。
mutongtaizhexiaba，shuangyandetongkongyisuo，fangfoshoudaojudadedaji，zhuazhetagebodeshouyidou，huanhuandisongkaile，chuizaileshence。
tachelechezuijiao，zichaodiyixiao。
conglaimeiyouren，nengxianglizeyezheiyang，guangshijianghuajiukeyirangtazheimenanshou。
tayaozhexiachun，leizaiyankuanglidazhuan。qiangrenzhebudiaoyanlei，tadaizhekuqiangfenhendishuodao：“fanzhengwoshihaobudaonaliqu，niyeshigehundan！”
yuanbenkandaomutongyifushoushangdemoyang，lizeyeyouxiexintenghouhui，zhengxiangshuojijuruanhua，kemutongpoguanziposhuaidejielunyutuokouerchu，lizeyedexinfangfobeilizhuacitong，suijiyoujianyinglejifen。
tapiekailian，dishengdao：“ng，hundanhuizijijiale。”
“zuihaobiezaijinwojiamen。”mutongzuodaoyizishang，dizhetoubukanta，shengyinliyayizheshanggan。
beitadiluonanguodeqingxuganrandao，lizeyexinliweiteng。
tadingzhetatoudingdefaxuanjimiao，wushengditanlekouqi，shenshouxiangmomotadenaodai，shouyijingfuzainaodaishangfangle，youshouhuileshou，fangdaozuibianwoquan，qingkeyisheng。
“你早点休息吧。”
mutongdihengyisheng：“zenmeshuidezhea！”
lizeyemeihuida，qingxiaoyisheng，qinglangdeshengyinyadilezhihou，zaihoujianfachudeqingxiaorangmutonghuiyiqileshenme，shunjianhongleergen。tapiekailian，liansegengjiabuyu，baizheshou：“kuaigunkuaigun！”
lizeyewunaidiqingtanyisheng，tanshou：“haohaohao，gunlegunle。”shuoba，tazuihoukanleyanmutong，zhuanshenlikai。
congketingwangxuanguanzoudeshihou，luguodianshiqiangpangbianbaizhedeshujia，lizeyedunledunjiaobu，yanshenweian，suijijiakuaijiaobulikailemutongjia。
men“peng”diguanshang，lizeyehuilezijidejia。
suizhemenguanshangdeshengyin，mutong“wa”deyisheng，yangtiandakuqilai。
“jiushigehundan！zhanan！lanren！yibeizidoubiezaichuxianzaiwomianqianla！”
tahanzhe，shengyinyuelaiyueqing，yanleiyeyuelaiyueshao。
daozuihou，tashayadidunangyiju：“shazicaihuijixuxihuanzheizhonglanrenni。”
keshi，tajiushizheiyangdeshazi。
zhousanwanshangjiudianbanzheng，yingdilizeyezaiweibofabuleyitiaozhongbangxiaoxi。
peitushiliangzhangxianhongdejiehunzhengzhao。
lizeye：yushengqingbiefangkaiwodeshou。
zheitiaoweiboshunjiandengshangresoubangshou，dadaole“baozha”deredu。weiboliuliangbiaosheng，kadaodongdanbude，jishurenyuanjiabanjiadianqiangxiu。
zaizheizhongweibokehuduanbengkuideshihou，mutongyagenermeibanfazhuanfaweibobiaoshitaidu，tanazheshoujifadai。
zheigeren，taiziwole，genbenbugentashanglianghaojiuziguzifaleweibo。xianzaihaole，talianpinglundoukanbule，zhinengkandaoresoudiyi，“lizeye”hehuatipangxianhongde“bao”zi。
wangxiayicipaikailaideshi，“mutong”“lizeyemutong”“lizeyejiehun”“muyefufujiehun”。
mutongzhangtanyikouqi，talianpinglundoukanbudao，bietizijifaweibole。
tuichuweibokehuduan，tadakaiweixin，faletiaopengyouquan，falezhang“gangaerbushilimaodeweixiao”debaizhantangbiaoqing。
dixialikeduoleshijitiaopinglun。
bushidaoxi，jiushixunwenqingkuangde。
jinchendadianhuawenta：“zhendelingzhengle？”
mutonghuida：“nga。”
“gongxia！nimenaiqingzhangpaozheimejiu，yeshinandele。”bumingzhenxiangdexiaojiemeifazifeifudigankai。
mutongbuhaoyisibotamianzi，zhihaoxinbuzaiyandihuida：“ng，haixingba。”
“zenme，laofulaoqile，yijingmeiyouxinxianganle？”
mutongxiaolexiao，shuodao：“jiuxiangshigechengxuba，youyizhong‘a，woyezoudaozheiyibu’ledeshiluoganhebuzhenshigan。”
gengzhunquedishuo，shi“a！wozenmejiuzoudaozheiyibu”dejuewangganhebuqieshijigan。
jinchenrengjiuzaixinxian：“liyingdiduohaoa，duinibaiyibaishunde，zhangdeshuai，gegaoshencaihao，piqihaihao，tebietitieren，hainengzhuanqian。”
mutongchixiaodao：“wojiabubitajiacha。”
mujiaruguomeidiweimeiqiandehua，zenmekenenggenlijiabilinerjuershiduonian。
taduijinchengankaidao：“qishiwohaishibijiaoxianmuni，genquanwaidexiaogegejiehun，renjiaduinineicaijiaoyigetengai，shijianyeduo，keyizhaoguni。nikanni，yebuqueqian，shenghuoanyi，fuqiganqinghao，haiyougexiaobaobao，duowanmei。”
naxiangta，gongzuofanmang，zhengtianmangzheshuaigouzi。lizeyegengbietile，liangrendeshenghuodoushibinghuangmaluande，haizhenfengxiangdui。jiehunlezhinengdaibiaogengduomafanshiyaozhaoshangmen。
kanleyiyedexiaoshuo，mutongyiyewumian，diertianqingchen，tadingzheheiyanquan，zhongyudengshangleweibo。
cishi，lizeyedezheitiaoweiboyijingzhuanfapo50wanle，resoudiyihaimeichexiaqu。lizeyedeweibofensiliangyechongjidaole7500wan，lingrenchengmujieshe。
mutongxianglexiang，zuizhongjuedinghaishiyaocengzheiboredu，yushitazhuanfalelizeyedeweibo。
mutong-joy：woshituzhejiejiededior999paidejiehunzhengjianzhao。
guanzhudianwanquanpianli，danshizheijiushimutongdefengge。
fensimentebiechizheiyitao，youtuidongleyilunzhuanfachao。
shundaizhe，yedaidongledior999derexiao。
zaiquwangsheyingpengdelushang，jiangyuntijimutongfashengmingdehua，tebiebuzantong。
jiangyunbugaoxingdishuodao：“nixiangenwoshuo，wohaoqugendioryaoguanggaofei！”
mutonghuiying：“caijikuaiqian，buquela。woyaoshuijuele！”
jintianyaopaiyitaozazhizhao，mutonghendanxinzijideheiyanquanbushangxiang。
jiangyunlazhetabujishui，pianyaozhuazhuzheifenmiaobizhengdeshiji：“wogennijiang，lizongjinihezeye，zaishijiyihaogongguandinglouliuletaodahuxinggongyu，dingloudaiyongchide。nigenzeyebanguoquzhuba。”
lizongjiushilizeqing，shijiyihaogongguanjiushimutonghelizeyexianzaizhudegongyu。dinglouyouliangtaodahuxinggongyu，doushiliujikaifashangde。mutongmeixiangdaojuranshilijialiuzhedanghunfangde。
mutongtoutongyulie，baibaishou：“xianzaizhuzheierhenbucuo，buyaobanla。”
“linbaoruzhu，keshufule。nimenxianzaihaishigezhedongqiangbufangbiana，niyoubamendangzhule。”
mutongkanlejiangyunyiyan，meijiexiacha。tashengpajiangyunwen，taweishenmeyaobaliangtaogongyujiankaizhedexiaomenyongshujiadangzhu。
yongkaozhendangzhuerduo，tahanhunbuqingdishuodao：“suibiannila……”shuozhe，bishangyanjiazhuangzijishuizhele。
jiangyunminzhechun，kantabuzaiyourenhefanying，zhangtanlekouqi，yaoleyaotou。
jielianyizhou，mutonghelizeyedouzaitoutiaoshang。gezhonglurenpaidemutonghelizeyezaiminzhengjudezhaopiandoubeirenfadaolewangshang，putiangaidi，chuixudeliangrendeganqingjianzhishiguwangjinlaishangxiawuqiannian，diyiganrenzhishen，qingbijinjian。
mutongjielehaojigetonggao，mabutingtidimangyugongzuo，buxianglihuizhongrendecaiceheshitan，shoudaozhufujiulimaodixiaoyixiao。
xiangtuoluoyiyangmangleyizhengzhou，taganjueleidebuxing，huijiatangleyitian。
diertian，jiangyundaizheyifenhetongshangmenle。
mutongpengtougoumiandichuanzhejiajufuzuozaishafashang。jiangyunkantaxinggaocailiedibahetongpaizaizhuozishang，xiaodao：“haoxiaoxilaile！”
“呃？”
“《xinhunyaner》disanjia！laiyaoqingnihezeyele。wohexuekaishangliangleyixia，kanshijianyepaidekai，jiujiexialaile。”jiangyunshuozhe，yongshouzhibilegeshuzi，“baochouzheigeshue。”
jiangyunshizhendeweizijijiakongyourenqiheliuliang，ziyuanqueyibanbandesanxianxiaomingxingchoudetoufadoubaile，haoburongyiyoujihuishangdazongyi，tahenbuderangmutongqianmaishenqi。
zheigeshuziyiji，dequeshiyejiezuigaole。mutongzhidaozheikendingshizhanlelizeyedeguang，bijingliangrenshifuqile，lizeyejizheigeshulisuodangran，meidaolijitataidide。
mutongtiaoletiaomei，xingzhiqueque：“buxiangqula。zaishuo，woshikongxianhenduo，danshilizeyedamangren，naliyoukonga。”
“jiemuzushuole，chulediyiqihezuihouyiqiyaoqupengneipai，biededoushigenpai，zaibuyingxiangnimenshenghuohegongzuodeqingkuangxia，shidanganzhaojubenlaijinxingpaishe。jinliangpeihewomendeshijian。”jiangyunhengaoxing，tijiemuzushuohaohua。
mutongbahetongtuihuiqu：“buyao。zaijingtouqianxiuenai，taikeyile。”
tahenhaipa，zaigenpaideshihou，beixixindeguanzhongfaxiantagenlizeyeqishiyijingmingcunshiwangdelianaiguanxi。
jiangyunjingyadao：“keshiwomenyijingdayingle，erqiezeyeneibianyetongyile。”
mutongdengdaleyanjing：“shenme？tameigenwoshuoa！”
“dagaiwangjileba，nijieba。”jiangyunquanshuodao，youbilebishoushi，“zheigeshudebaochou，zheigeshua！erqieredudiyidezongyia，nishanglezheijiemu，renqishangqule，youjihuipaidianyinga！”
拍电影？
mutongyoudianxingqu，qiaoleqiaozhuozi，youwenleyibian：“lizeyezhendedayingle？tazenmeshuo？”
“tashuokeyijie，rangwomenzuozuonidesixianggongzuo。”
“……”mmp，suoyihuairenquantadangle？
beilizeyezheiyiji，tadangjiyipaizhuozi：“jiejiujie！”
“haohaohao，neikuaiqianziba，wobazhanggaishang。”jiangyunxiaomimidibabidijimutong，congbaolitaochumutonggongzuoshidegongzhang。
kantazheimejiqieerqiezhunbeichongfen，mutongxinligedengyixia，zonghuaiyishibushirulequantaole。
danshibeirenenzhegeboqianleming，tafanhuiyelaibujile。
dengjiangyunlikai，mutongdakaiweixin，zhongxinjiahuilizeyedeweixinhaoyou，zhiwenta：“nijieneizongyizuoshenme？niconglaibujiezongyideba？”
liz：“zheigejiemutingyouyiside，woyouzaikan。”
“ni……shenme……shihou……youzheige……xianqingyazhi……heshaonvxinle。”
木桐无力吐槽。
liz：“yizhiyou。”
“……”tayouyijummpbuzhidangjiangbudangjiang。
Liz：“签了？”
fantong：“ng……”houmianfulege“xiaozhehuoxiaqu”dexiaohaierbiaoqing。
liz：“neihaohaomolianyanji，bieluxianerle。jiayou。”
pumianerlaiyizhongshibuguanjigaogaoguaqidelaoganbujiaoyurendeqixi，mutongheilelian。
饭桶：“我去！”
Liz：“去吧。”
饭桶：“……”
fantong：“nigehundan！”
发送失败。
xitongtishi：“lizkaiqilepengyouyanzheng，nihaibushita（ta）pengyou，qingxianfasongpengyouyanzhengqingqiu，duifangyanzhengtongguohou，cainengliaotian。”
mutongyikoulaoxuekazailehoulongli。