《骂我舔狗:反手就去搞科研》 小说介绍
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《骂我舔狗:反手就去搞科研》 第3章 免费试读
第3章
“erzi,kebiechengqiangya。”
yipangdelijingyeshimianludanyou。
suiranzijixiangxinzijiaerzinengli,danxinlizhongjiuhaishimeidi,biezuihounongqiaochengzhuo。
“fangxin,ma。”shenxingchenzixindexiaolexiao。
“jiranruci,neijiushishiba。”
lixiaozhangyemeiyoudajishenxingchendezixinxin,“nianqingma,fanshijiudeqinzijiechuyixia,cainenggenghaodechengzhang。”
“zheizhangshijuanyeshiwomenxuexiaodexuanbashiti,nishishiba。”
shenxingchenyebuluosuo,zhijienaqishijuanzuoleqilai,meiyousihaokadundejixiang。
kandaozheiyimu,zhouweidelaoshiyeshiyouxiejingya,fenfenweileguolai,kanzheshenxingchendeshijuan。
bangexiaoshihou,shenxingchenzaixiewanzuihouyidaoshitihou,shenlegeyao,niuleniubozi。
danhenkuaifaxianzhouweidelaoshiyifujianguidebiaoqing,dingzheshenxingchenwangzhe。
kandeshenxingchenyizhenxinxu,nanbuchengzijixiedetaikuaile,meidaolia,tahaitedifanghuanlexiesudu,jiushidanxintaiguoyuzhenjing。
zhouweidelaoshinaqishenxingchenshijuan,kanleqilai,yuekanbiaoqingyuefuza。
lixiaozhangyeshiyouxiehaoqi,“zenmeyang,xiaoshentongxuezheifenshijuanzuoderuhe?”
yipangdelijingyeshiyouxiejinzhang,tizijierzianzhongnielebalenghan。
“lixiaozhang,nizijikanba。”
yiminglaoshitanlekouqi,huanhuanjiangshijuandileguolai。
liqingshandangnianyeshimingxiaowulixibiye,jiaoleershiduoniandewuli,suiranrujindanglexiaozhang,danhaidanrenzhexingyungaozhongwulijingsaidejiaoyanzuzuzhang。
lixiaozhangyuekanyuegandaobukesiyi,shuangshoudoubuzijuedezhandouqilai。
“zhei···zhei···”
yipangdelijingshenpashizijiaerzidadeyituanzao,lianmangkaikou,“lixiaozhang,niyebietaishengqi,woerzijichujiaocha,luodeduo,danchunzhishixiangshishi。”
lixiaozhangshenxiyikouqi,huanhuanpingfuxinqing。
kanzhemianqianbubeibukangdeshenxingchen,rutongkanyikuaijueshipuyuyiban。
lixiaozhangturanyouxiexiangbumingbai,longganggaozhongneibangshaquezenmehuifangzheidengtiancaizhuanxue?
laohongyaoshizhidao,kongpabanyedoudekuxing。
“bu,qiaqiaxiangfan,nierzikeshikuaipuyua,shiwoxiaoqiaole。”lixiaozhangkuxiaodao。
sanshidaowuliti,bujinquanbudadui,shenzhisilujianjie,fangfaqiaomiao,jianzhikandetanweiguanzhi。
jibianliqingshanbuzhidaohuaxueheshengwudatizhuangkuang,danyong**xiangdouzhidaochabudaonaliqu。
suihoulixiaozhangkanxiangmianqiandejiweilaoshi。
qizhongyigelaoshijiannandekaikou,“zhengzhangjuanzikanchengwanmei,shenzhiyouxiejietisilugengweiqiaomiao,yuanchaojiexi。”
“zuikongbudeshi,jinjinyonglebangexiaoshi。”
“woyaoshimeijicuodehua,zuigaodezhoutongyecailiangbailiushijiu,zuzushuailesanshiyifen。”
bangongshinei,yipiansiji,jigelaoshixiangshilaosepiyiyang,kanzheshenxingchenzheiweijueshimeinv。
“xiaozhang,womenerbanrenshubuduo,jiangshenxingchentongxueanpaidaozanbanba。”
“laowu,nibiefangpi,nimenbandouwushigerenle,womenbancaisishijiu,shenxingchentongxuea,laizanmenbanzenmeyang?”
yishizhijian,bangongshichaodebukekaijiao。
lixiaozhangyeshiheyanyuese,kanzheshenxingchendeyanjingdouxiangfaguangyiyang。
“xingchentongxuea,niganggangtichudejianyifeichanghao,bujinyaocanjia,haidetizanmenxuexiaozhengguang,nagediyiyebushibukeneng。”
lixiaozhanghenbudebaozheshenxingchenshuohua,“huitoufangxuezhihou,ruguozaiwulixuexishang,yudaoshenmewenti,keyizhijielaibangongshizhaowo。”
zhouweiyizhonglaoshiyeshimianluzhenjing,keshihaoduonianmeiyourennengxiangshouzheizhongdaiyule。
meixiangdaojintianxiaozhangweileshenxingchenpolejie。
“你们也别争了。”
“xingchen,neiniqucaidaizaiyibanba,daibiaozanmenxuexiaocansai。zheicicansaideliugerenlitou,nidanglingdui。”
“meitianfangxueliuxialai,canjiajingsaixiaozupeixun。”
“多谢李校长。”
dangbangongshijiushengxiazuihouliqingshandeshihou,liqingshanluchulaohulidexiaorong,yifuziyanziyu。
“laohonga,nidelonggangyalewozheimejiu,shishihoufengshuilunliuzhuanle,zheibaiqiangmingxiaojinniankendingyouwomenxingyun。”
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办公室里。
lipeiyuanmianhongerchi,“laoshi,zheibugongping,weishazheigejiaoshenxingchendechabansheng,nengdingtiwominge?”
“我不服气。”
niuzhihuatiaoletiaomei,zuoweiyibandebanzhuren,ganggangtayezaixiaozhangbangongshili,shenxingchenshenmeshilitayiqingerchu。
“你不服气?”
“对。”
“nimenxuanbadejuanzi,shenxingchentongxueyezuole,woyaoshimeijicuodehua,nishierbaiyishijiuduiba。”
lipeiyuandianlediantou,yanshenzhongyeshishanguoyisizihao,bijingerbaifenyishangdezhenggexuexiaodouliaoliaowuji。
zhiyuerbaiwushifenyishangde,buhaoyisi,quanxiaojiuyige。
suoyi,takuangyoutadedaoli,dantabuzhidaodeshi,shenxingchenbitahaihuibiantai。
“nizhidaoshenxingchenduoshaoma?”
niuzhihuadandankaikoudao,“xingchentongxuemanfen。”
lipeiyuandunshidengdaleshuangyan,yiliandebukesiyi,xiayishidaotuileyibu,huaiyizijishibushichuxianlehuanjue?
满···满分?
开什么国际玩笑。
“bujinruci,shenxingchentongxuehaizhiyonglebangexiaoshi。”niuzhihuajiezhedao。
kanzheyanqianbeidajibuqiandelipeiyuan,yebuyoutanlekouqi。
shuoshihua,zheizhongguaiwu,tayigelaoshiyeshiwangchenmoji,beishoudaji。
“biehuixin,haohaogaokao,yeshiyiyang,shenxingchentongxuedegaodu,yijinghenimenbuzaiyitiaoshuipingxianle。”
lipeiyuanzhanghonglelian,tiancaidouyoujifenaoqi,zenmekenengjiuzheimefushu。
“laoshi,wochengrenshenxingchentongxuekaodehengao,danshicicijingsaiyebushiguangyoubishibufen,haiyoutuanduihezuodezuodahuanjie。”
“zaishuo,wanyikaodeshitiganghaozaishenxingchentongxuefuxikaochadaodefanweini。”
“wojuedezaililunkewaizhishisheliezheikuai,wobuyidingbishenxingchentongxuecha,shuobudingtazhihuizuotini。”
niuzhihuaxinliyaoleyaotou,dangyifenshijuanzuodaoneigechengdu,shenmemoqidu,sheliezhishi,neidoushixutoubanaode。
jueduideshilimianqian,yiqiedoushinianya。
“那你说怎么办?”
niuzhihuazhidao,burangyanqianshaonianheshenxingchenlaishangneimeyiciduikang,gujishizhongshibufushude。
zhenghao,tayequeshaogejihuirangshenxingchenwanmeijiajinlai,dangzheigelingdui。
“yaoshishenxingchentongxueyuanyi,neijiubiyibiba。”lipeiyuankaikoudao。
“hao,neijiuzheiyangjuedingba。”
huidaojiaoshi,niuzhihuasanyanliangyudejiangzheijianshixuanbuzailebanshang。
jiangtaishang,niuzhihuazhuanshenkanxiangyipangdeshenxingchen,“xingchentongxue,nilaishuoliangjuba。”
kanzhetaixiadejishishuangyanjing,shenxingchenshenxiyikouqi。
“dajiahao,wojiaoshenxingchen,yinweiyixieyuanyin,conglongganggaozhongzhuandaoxingyungaozhong,zuihoudeyigeyueli,qingdajiagongtongjinbu。”
“zhiyucicidejingsaiminge,woyedexianduiliyuanpeitongxueshuoshangyiju,shifenbaoqian。”
“dancicideminge,woyeshishizaibide,zhiyuliyuanpeitongxuedetiaozhan,wojiexiale,ruoshiqitayoubufude,woyeyibingjiexiale。”
“buguohuakeshuoqiantou,ruguonizuohaoletiaozhanwodezhunbei,wojiuzuohaolechaoxiaonimendejieguo。”
baqi,changkuang,jianzhimanhengbujiangli。
taixiagengshiyaquewusheng,sisidedingzheshenxingchenkan,jianzhizhuaidemeibianlea。
骂我舔狗:反手就去搞科研