《老婆,我很聪明的别不要我》 小说介绍
zhujiaojiaosuzhixihuolinghandexiaoshuoshi《laopo,wohencongmingdebiebuyaowo》,benxiaoshuodezuozheshiyimingchuangzuodeyanqingfenggedexiaoshuo,wenzhongdeaiqinggushiqimeierchunjie,wenbijijia,shilituijian。xiaoshuojingcaiduanluoshidu:jumenturanheshang,duozailimiandeyehendenaodaibeihenhenkeleyixia,tameirenzhuanmaleyisheng。gengyishihenxiao,youshifenanjing,……...
《老婆,我很聪明的别不要我》 老婆,我很聪明的别不要我第16章 免费试读
“阿绍?”
suyuhanjinghuangdehanletayisheng:“xiangshenmeni,shibushikaichetaileile,yaobuyaoxiuxiyihui?”
nanyishaohuiguoshen,tuiletuiyanjing,dandandao:“meishi,wozhishijuede,zuorenyaodongdeshanshishanzhong。jiranqianxialehetong,jiuyinggaibingchengzhezheigeyuanze,yiwufangudejiangzheifengongzuowancheng。erbushizuoleyiban,jiuxiangtuichu,yinweizheibujinjinguanxidaoniziji,haiguanxidaozheigejibairendexiangmutuandui。”
“meifushuodehenyoudaoli,neiwojiubutuichule。”suzhixidiandiantou。
tashenqingdanmodechelechezuijiao,ranhoucaguonanyishaodejianbang,kuaibuzouchuleliangefang。
yipangdesuyuhanlianshangtianmeidexiao,lijibiandejiangying。
zuotianzaisujiashi,ashaohaizantongrangsuzhixituichubisai,weishenmeganggangturanjiuquanshuosuzhixiliuxialaile?
nandaoashaoduisuzhixichanshengleshenmebugaiyoudexinsime……
congliangefangchuqu,suzhixizhangzhangdehuchuleyikouqi。
taduinanyishaozaojiubuzaiyile,kehaishimeiyoubanfaxinpingqihedekantamenxiuenai,zongjuedeciyanjing。
tazhijiechengzuotiantiquledashadedingceng,shangdaotiantai,ranhoukaishiliansangzi。
tasuiranxihuanchangge,danconglaimeiyoushouguozhuanyedepeixun,ganggangdaoshijiaodeneixie,tajuedehenyouyong。
tabengzuyikouqi,shuangshouchayao,duizhekongkuangdetiantaihanqilai。
“啊——吼——”
zheishilianxizhongdiyindezuijiandandebanfa,nengchedijiangrensangzilideqiannengjifachulai。
suzhixiliandechangkuailinli,tahenjiudoumeiyouzheimeshutanguole。
denglianwanyilun,tamengdihuitou,jiukandaoyigerenyingzhanzaitiantaiderukouchu,zhigougoudekanzheta。
“靳……靳总?”
taheleyitiao,jingdaidezhangdalemouzi。
huolinghandehua,zaiyicicuanjinletadenaohaili。
tahuranfaxian,zuijinhejinjingtianouyudecishuhaoxiangmomingqimiaozengjialexuduo。
nandao……zheiweirenrenzhuipengdegeshen,zhendexiangzhuita?
suzhixihedejiujinleyiling,jingtidedingzhejinjingtianyibububijin。
xianzaitiantaishangyigerendoumeiyou,ruguojinjingtianxiangduitazuodianshenme,tawanquanmeifafankang……
“nizenmelaitiantailiansangzi?”
jinjingtianmanmanchaotazoujin,shuyunanrendeqixiyesuizhierlai。
suzhixihedesuochengyituan,guzhemouziwen:“nei……niweishenmehuilaitiantai……”
shibushigenzongta,zhaogemeirendedifang,xiangqianguizeta……
jinjingtianwanquanbulijiemianqiandenvhaiweishenmepachengleneiyang,tacuzhemei,dandandao:“niliansangdefangfabudui。”
“ng?”suzhixijingedezhazhayan,suijiyouxiangshixiangdaoleshenmeyiyang,lianmangdao,“neige……nibuhuidoutingdaoleba?”
jinjingtiandebangongshijiushidingcengwushiwulou,ertazhanzaitiantaihousangzi……
taganggangwuqibazaodouluanhoulexieshenmea,tianna,jingranquandoubeitadeouxiangtingdaole……
wanlewanle,xingxiangquandouhuile。
tahaiyiyinrenjiashigenzongta,mingmingshitazhizaodezaoyinchaodaotagongzuole……
苏芷溪欲哭无泪。
jinjingtianzhanzaitadeshence,zuochuleyigekaisangdedongzuo。
“xianbanideqixiyaxiaqu,baxiongqiangneidezhuoqipaichu,ranhou,yongbiziheshejianhuanhuandehuxi,rangsuoyoudexiqichenrunidedantianzhinei,ranhounimanmanfangsong,dakaisangzi,henhendihanjiaoyisheng——a!”
jinjingtiandezheiyishenghanjiao,rubolangyiban,cengcengsankai,youpoyunzhetiandeqishi。
suzhixilianmangguzhang:“gewangjiushigewang,kaisangdefangfayeshineimeniubi,yinggairangnizuowomendedaoshicaidui。”
jinjingtiankanzheta,danshengdao:“yihouniyoushenmebuhui,suishikeyiwenwo。”
“jinzong,nizhenshitaihaole!”
suzhixixingfendezhiliezui,nengdedaogewangdeqinzizhidian,neitakendingjinbushensu,nadaoguanjunzhirikedai……
tawuzihuanxiangzhe,yuguangquemengdikandaodongxichaozheibianzaguolai。
di61zhangshushunitaihaole
“砰!”
yigexiaopiqiuturanhengkongzaleguolai。
ruobushijinjingtianduoshandexunsu,neigepiqiukendingdezazaitadenaomenshang。
wushiduocengdetiantaishang,zenmehuiyoupiqiufeiguolai……suzhixijingchadetaiqiyanjingsichukan。
jiukandaohuolinghancongtiantaiderukouchu,fengfenghuohuodecuanguolai,ranhouyibazhuaizhutadeshouwan,jiangtachedaoletadeshenhou。
“huaishushu,buxuqifujiejie!”
tadeshengyinruannuonuode,queyouzhuangchuyifuhenxiongdeyangzi
suzhixilianmangdianjiaoanzhutadejianbang:“xiaobeibei,meiyourenqifuwo,yihoubuzhunnaxiaopiqiuluanrengren,zhidaoma?”
“keshiwomingmingtingdaojiejiejiaodeneimecan……”huolinghanchouzheqiheidemouzishuodao。
“wonalijiaodecanle?”suzhixibumandekanzheta。
“haoduorendoutingdaole。”huolinghanyoushuoleyiju,“tamendouhaoqishisheizaibeirenqifu。”
“……”zheiyisinandaoshishuo,tazaitiantaishangliansangzi,beirenyiweitazaibeiouda?
suzhixideshenseturanyidiandiantubengwajie,zheijiuyoudiangangale……
taganbabadexiaolexiao,lazhehuolinghandeshou:“shushumeiyouqifuwo,nixiangenshushudaoqian,jiejiexialouhekoushuilengjingyixia。”
wanyiyourenzhendehaoqixinzuosuipadaotiantaishanglai,neitabujiubaoluleme,haishixiantaolixianchangba……
suzhixijianghuolinghanwangjinjingtianmianqianyitui,ranhouyixunleibujiyanerzhishifeikuaidebenxialetiantai。
yushi,tiantaizhishengxialelianggeren。
huolinghandixiatou,gouchunananyixiao,tawanyaojiangdishangdepiqiujijianleqilai,suiyidezaidishangpaizhe。
“shushu,ganggangshiwowuhuinile,duibuqi。”
“meishi。”jinjingtianjiangyoushou**xikudekoudai,miansedanran,“niyezhishidanxinta。”
shangyicijianmian,tayiweizheigenanrenshisuzhixidedidi。
zaitingdaozhulidehuazhihou,tacaizhidao,yuanlaizheishitadezhangfu,ninghanchulemingdexiaoshazi。
zheigentamingmingmeiyoushenmeguanxi,kebuzhidaoweishenme,meidangxiangqizhulidehua,taxinlizonghuibushufu……
“shushu。”huolinghanjiaozhuta,shengyinturandilehaojigedu,“woshinanren,woyinggaibaohujiejie,keshiwoqueshenmedouzuobudao。suoyourendoushuowosha,shuowomeiyong,zhiyoujiejiehuzhewo。shushu,ninenggaosuwo,daodizenmeyangcainengbaohuhaojiejie?”
conglaimeiyourenwenguojinjingtianzheiyangdewenti,tayishizhijian,jingranlengzhule。
huolinghanshouhuishou,renyoupiqiuzaitiantaidedibanshanggundongzhe,tachuizheyanjian,dishengdao:“jiejieshibeibizhejiajiwode,tahenkelian……ruguokeyi,woxiangzhaoyigebiwoqiangdabiwoyouqianderenlaibaohujiejie……shushu,nishuozheijiagongsidoushinide,nishidalaoban,neiniyidinghenlihai,ninengbangwobaohujiejiema?”
jinjingtianjiuturanxiangdaoneiyitian,huolinghanzaitaerbianshuo,keyibangtazhuiqiusuzhixideshi……
suzhixidezhangfu,yaobangbiedenanren,zhuizijideqizi……
这是什么神操作……
tabuzizaidekeleke:“nifangxin,nijiejiezaigongsilibuhuiyourenqifude,zheiyidiannijinkeyifangxin。”
“neizaijializenmebanni?”huolinghandemouzishilulude,“jiejiejiajiwozhihou,jingchangchibubaochuanbuxi,meiyoumaihaokanyifudeqian,xiangmaihaochidedongxiyemeiyouqian……wotebiechajing,shenmenenglidoumeiyou,jiuzheiyangyanzhengzhengkanzhejiejieshouqifu……”
吃不饱穿不溪……
zheigeniandaile,haiyouzheiyangdeshiqingme……
jinjingtiandemouzhongfuxianchuyisihuaiyi,kehuolinghanneishuangmouziliweiqudeshifenzhenzhi,kanqilaiyidiandoubuxiangshijiade。taxiayishidejiuxinle,ranhoubuzijuedejiukaikou:“wohuirangcaiwubujitazhanggongzi。”
“wa,shushu,nitaihaole!”huolinghanyibabaozhujinjingtiandeshoubei。
jinjingtianhenbuxihuangenrenzheimejinmideaizaiyiqi,tanulidexiangbazijidegebochouchulai。
kehuolinghanqueyuechanyuejin:“nijilejiejieyigechanggeshixianmengxiangdejihui,haijijiejiezhanggongzi,nijiushishijieshangzuihaodeshushu!shushuniduijiejiezheimehao,woyidinghuibangnibajiejiezhuidaoshoude!”
“……”jinjingtianyixiazijiufangqilezhengzha。
tajiangyouyinletianfuderentiaoxuanchulaicanjiajingsai,benshiyijianzaizhengchangbuguodeshi,zenmedaolezheigenanrendezuibali,jiubiandehaoxiangshitaduisuzhixibieyousuotuyiyang?
erqie,tajisuzhixizhanggongzi,haibushiyinweitashuoshenmechibubaochuanbuxidehua……
“jiejiexiangchiliulianhaojiule,wodehuiqukankancunqianguanlideqiangoubugoumaigeliulian,shushu,woxianzoula……”
huolinghanhuihuishou,feikuaidechaolouxiazouqu。
“laoda,nizhenshigexijing!”
yehenqiaowushengxidegenzaitashenhou,momoditucaozhe。
“renjiagewangbenlaiduishaonainaimeishaxingqude,beinizheimeyigao,meixingquyeyouxingqule。”
huolinghantouyebuhui,lenglengdedao:“wozhizaihusuzhixiduitadetaidu。”
“laoda,zheijiushinibudongnvrenleba?”yehenshayoujieshidetizhejianyi,“fensiduizijideouxiangbenlaijiubaoyoufeichanggaodehaogan,yaoshizijideouxiangdaoguolaizhuiqiufensi,shigenvrendouhuixintiaojiasu,limabaifu。nizheimezuo,jiudengzheshaonainaibeijinjingtianmideyuntouzhuanxiang,limagennilihunpuxiangouxiangdehuaibaoba!”
“bizui!”huolinghanjianmeilenglie,“shougousushideshilikequban。”
“ai,laoda,zheiyoubushiwodeshi,nibushiyouzhulima?”yehenbumandebaoyuan,yiliandebuqingyuan,“wonayifengongzi,jiyaozuotegongdeshi,youyaoganzongcaizhulidehuo,guanjianshi,shibushihaiyaodangyihuiqingganzixunzhuanjia,renshengzhennan……”
huolinghanzhanzaidiantili,mizheyingmousiliangzhe。
jinjingtianzhishiyigedanghongdeouxiang,buzuweiju。
qishizhenzhengrangtajieyideshi,suzhixihenanyishaodeguoqu。
weishenmeguoqudeneisannian,suzhixihuibutingdijiuchannanyishao,shenzhibuzaiyineigenanrenshitademeifu……
zainanyishaodehunlishang,tashenzhihaikandaotadeyanzhongfuyouleiguang,taduinanyishao,sihuhaiyoushenqing……
ruguotaxiangcha,zhishiyijuhuadeshi,dantaxiwangrangsuzhixiqinzikaikougaosuta。
zhishi,tayixiaoshazideshenfenquwen,suzhixihuigaosutashiqingma?
huolinghanningzhulemei,kanxiangyuanfang。
di62zhangniyaobawojihesi
xiabanhuijiadelushang,suzhixideshoujijiushoudaoleyitiaoweixin。
【wozhiqianshuoguoyaobuchangni,woxiangdaolebuchangdefangfa,niyaotingma?】
发送人,神经病。
zheishisuzhixiweidiguozongcaixiugaidebeizhu,renruqiming。
zheigerenzaitadehaoyouliebiaoliananjingjingdetanglejitian,ranhouyoukaishizhashi。
suzhixijuedezheijianshiyetingqimiaode,gendiguozongcaiyesuanshijiuchanleyizhenzi,tazhijinjurandouhaibuzhidaotajiaoshenme。
xingdime,shijieshangzhendeyouzheimebaqidexing?
tayihuozhediankailewangyesousuolan,shurudiguojituanzongcai,ranhouchuxianlerenwujieshao,yijiyizhangdaizheyinsemianjudenanrenzhaopian,hetasuojiandeneigerenyimoyiyang。
diguojituanxianrenzongcai,dibei,nianlingershiliusui,lijiequanqiushizhidiyizongcaizhongzuinianqingdenanren。
taxiyinmeitide,chulechaoqiangdexijintouzinengli,haiyouneiyizhangchongmandeshenmidemianrong,hewurenzhixiaodeshenshi。
wangluoshang,dabufenshiguanyudiguojituandejieshao,guanyutadechuangshiren,chulemingzihenianling,zaiwuqita。
“帝北。”
zheigemingzi,juranhehuolinghandemingzizhong,youyigezizhonghele,erqietamendenianlingyeyiyang。
suzhixiniantaozhezheigemingzi,manmanduobuzoujinbieshu。
“jiejie,nijuranzaitoutouhandagegedemingzi……”
huolinghancongpangcecuanguolai,zeixixiyouaimeidechongsuzhixizhayanjing。
“haipianwoshuobuxihuandagege,mingmingzouludouzaixiang……”
“wo……”suzhixiyouzhongjieshibuqingdeganjue,tawunaideanzhezijidenaodai,“jiejiejintianliansangzi,koukedebuxing,nikuaiqujiwodaobeishui。”
“hao!”huolinghanxiangliangdeyingleyisheng,zhuanshenjiuquchufangdaoshui。
zheishi,suzhixideshoujiyoujinlailejitiaoweixin。
【wotingshuonihuicanjiazhengzhantianlaizhiyinzongyiluzhi,woxianglegebuchangnidefangan。】
【nituichuluzhi,diguojituantuichuqitagenghonggenghuodezongyipengni。】
suzhiximeitouyizhou,tadeshouzhizaijianpanshangfeikuaidedianzhe,yijuhuabushoukongzhidejiufalechuqu。
【你有病吧!】
juranliantayaocanjiazongyijiemudouzhidao,nanbuchengtiantianpaigerendingzheta?
haigandayanbucandeshuoyaoyongqitagenghonggenghuodezongyilaipengta,zaihongzaihuotadoubuhuiqu!
suzhixifenfenbuyi,erchufanglidehuolinghan,quechenxialemei。
tayugandeguoranmeicuo,xinghaomeiyoujiangyehendeneigesouzhuyizhuanweishicao,fouzesuzhixizhendemasita。
talveweisisuojimiao,youfachuleyitiaoweixin。
【huozhe,woyekeyixiangnanshitaiziyeneiyang,jiangnipengweiguanjun?】
suzhixidingzhezheixingzi,xianrulechenchendesisuozhizhong。
kanyangzi,zheiweidiguozongcaifeichangfeichangxian,bujinduitadedongxiangleruzhizhang,jiuliangentayouguanderenheshi,tayedounongdeyiqingerchu……
nanyishaopengsuyuhanweiguanjun,zheisuandeshangshixingyeneideyinmi,kediguozongcaipianpianjiuzhidao……
bufeiyifangongfu,youzenmekenenghuizhidaozheizhongshi?
suzhixidebeijituranshangshengleyiguhanyi……
tayouyizhongyugan,haoxiangtadeshenbianjiuyouyishuanglaiziyudiguozongcaideyanjing,jiuneiyangershisixiaoshidingzheta。
zhiyaoyixiangdaozheiyidian,suzhixijiujuedeshendehuang。
tawojinshouji,huanhuandehuiguotou,mengranjiuduishangleyishuangliangdefahandemouzi。
jiuxiangshiheianzhongduizhunleliewudeyebao。
suzhixihedecongshafashangtiaoqilai,guqiliangsaidao:“xiaobeibei,nizhibuzhidaozheiyangzishihuihesiwode!”
huolinghanlianmangjiangneifushenseshouqilai,huanshangleyifuweiquxiaoxinyiyideyangzi:“woyiweijiejieshuizhele,suoyidongzuoqingledian,meixiangdaobajiejiehehuaile,duibuqi……”
tapengzheshuibei,dizhetou,kanqilaishifenzize。
suzhixiyixiazibitagengzize:“duibuqi,shijiejiehusiluanxiang,gennimeiguanxi……”
tajieguotashouzhongdeshuibei,yangqiboziyiyinerjin。
jiansuzhiximeishengqi,huolinghanyixiazijiuliezuixiaoleqilai。
tadexiao,jiuxiangshichunrilideyanyang,nengronghuabinghan,yenengkaifangbaihua。
suzhixidexinqingyemomingbianhaoqilai。
“jiejie,nanshitaiziyeshisheiya?”
huolinghandemuguangturandingzailesuzhixideshoujipingmushang,mangrandekaikouwendao。
suzhixilianmangjiangshoujipingmuguandiao,manbujingxindedao:“jiushiyihoujichengnanshiderenya,niyaozhidaozheigeganma?”
“a,wozhidaole,zheigerenhaoxiangqulejiejiedemeimei。”huolinghanwaizhetou,mimousisuozhe,ranhoutuntuntutudao,“jiejie,wotingshuo,niyiqianxihuanguonanshitaiziye,shizheiyangma……”
wenyan,suzhixibuyouyileng:“sheigennishuode?”
neijiushizhendele……huolinghanananchuimou,jierzhengdawumengmengdemouzi:“wo……caide。”
suzhiximoran,buguanshishenbianderen,haishiwangluoshangdexinwen,jibenshangdouyoutabuzhilianchigouyinmeifudeshi。
huolinghanjiusuanbuxiangzhidao,gujiyetingnande。
danchunshanliangdexiaobeibei,shuobuchugoudadeeyu,zhinengshuochuxihuanlianggezi,duitalaishuoyesuanshiyizhonganweile。
“jiejie,neinixihuannanshitaiziyeyixie,haishixihuanwoyixie?”
huolinghanshuozhe,shiluludemouzizhong,momingduoleyisijinzhangheqidai。
“sha,wodangranxihuanni!”suzhixibeitazheifuruanmengdeyangzidoudouxiaole,tashenshounielenietajunyidelianjia,“woxianzaizhixihuanxiaobeibei,sheidoubuxihuan,jizhulema?”
“jiejie,woyezhixihuanni!”huolinghankaozhetadeshoubei,manzuerxiyue。
dantademeitouyiranjinjincuzhe,tadeshouzhixiayishidezuanjin,youhuanhuankaikou:“neiruguo,nanshitaiziyelihunxiangqujiejie,jiejiehuipaoqiwoma?”
“xiaobeibei,nizenmehuiwenchuzheiyangdewenti?”suzhixilouzheta,buyoushixiao,“tabuhuilihun,gengjiabuhuiquwo,biehusiluanxiang,ng?”
“keshijiejie,wanyini,zonghuiyouwanyide。”tazhizhedejixuwen。
suzhixituranjiuxiangdaoleyiqian,tayecengqidaiguowushugewanyi。
dansannianguoqule,tasuoqidaidewanyibucengchuxian,ertaaiguodeneigerenquequlebiedenvren。
jibianweilaidesannian,huozhexiayigexiaxiagesannian,huichuxianwanyi,ketayijingbuzaishidangchudeneigetale。
suzhixijianghuolinghanbaojin,dandandeshuodao:“jiusuantaguizaidishangqiuzhequwo,woyebuhuidaying,womenlianghuiyongyuanzaiyiqi。”
tadehuayuzhong,daizheyigudanmodeaichou,tingzaihuolinghandexinzhong,quechenglenongchoudemo,zenmedouhuibukai。
taduinanyishao,guoranhaishiyouqingde……
di63zhangmeiyoushoulajideshihao
canjiazongyijiemuluzhidexuanshoupeixunshijian,zhiyouduanduandebudaoyizhoudeshijian。
lailezheier,suzhixicaiyishidaozijiyiqianshiduomedezida。
tachuleyifutianshengdehaogehouyiwai,renhedezhuanyezhishidoubujubei,daoshijiaodemeiyigezhishidian,duitalaishuo,douxiangshidakailexinshijiededamen。
“mingtianwanshangqidianzhengshikaishiluzhi,nimenyaozhuyideyidianshi,zheishixianchangzhibo,ruguochangcuole,quanguodeguanzhongpengyoudouhuikandao。suoyiwozaizaizheiliqiangdiaojidianchanggedejiqiao,jibianshipoyinhuozhezoudiao,yongwoshuodezheijigefangfalaibujiu,jiubuhuitainankan……”
jiemudeyinlezongdaoshizailiangefangshangzhezuihouyicike,mianseyansuyouyanjin。
kandechulai,jingtianjituandemeiyigequanyuandoushifenzhongshizheiyichangyinlejiededaxingxuanxiujiemu。
suzhixishifenzhenxizheigelaizhibuyidejihui。
changgeshitademengxiang,chengjiumengxiangdejihuimashangjiuyaoshixian,taconglaimeiyouzheimequeyueguo。
daoshishuowanhou,yiqunnvhaizizaiyiqijijizhazhadeyilunmingwandiyiciluzhigaichuanshenmeyifu。
“suyuhan,nanshaozhendeweinizhunbeileyidalizuichumingdefuzhuangshejishicocode**banlifuma?”
“wojuedeneijianlifutaiguizhong,buxiangrangtapofei,ketayijingmaile,woyemeibanfa。”suyuhanxiuqiedexiaolexiao,“diyicilujiemushiwomenziyoufahui,chuanneimechutiaodelifu,wozongjuedebuzizai,payingxiangfahui……”
“zhiyaonichuanzhelifuwangneieryizhan,xingxiangmanfen,pingshenkendingjiuzhijierangniguole!”
“duiaduia,nanshaozhenshiduinitaihaole,lianlifudouweinizhunbeituodangle,haoxianmu!”
“mingtiandiyiciluzhiliangxiang,nikendingshiquanchangzuijia,huolejidelawoyiba……”
beizhongrenweipengzhe,suyuhanjuedezijidexurongxindedaolejudademanzu,taxiaolexiaodao:“nalinali,dajiabiaoxiandouhenhao,mingtianwanshangyiqijiayou。”
shuowan,tayoutaibuzouxiangsuzhixi:“jiejie,wotingshuoniwaimianqianleqian,yinggaimeiyouduoyudeqianzhibanlifuba?ashaofeiyaojiwomailifu,suoyiwoyuanxianzhunbeideneiyitaojiulangfeile,burusongjijiejiemingtianwanshangchuan?”
tadeyuqidaizheshishehetongqing。
suzhixilenglengyixiao:“buhaoyisi,wozheigerenmeiyoushoulajideshihao。”
“jiejie,nizenmenengshuowozhunbeidelifushilaji。”suyuhanxuanranyuqi,“neisuiranbushizhimingfuzhuangshejishishejide,danyejiazhiwuweishuyishang,yinweinishiwodejiejie,wocaiyaozhuansongjini。jirannibuyao,nei
gezhongedudegongjixinghuayuxiangpiaopodayuyiyangjiaozaisuzhixidetoushang。
tamiansepingjingdefanwanlejitiaopinglunliangzhuanfaliangdadejingrendeweibo,chunjiaogouqileyimodanxiao。
zheixierengongjitadedian,wufeishishuotachuanleyijiangaofangdelifu,keshuoleneimeduo,quenabuchushizhengchulai。
anzhaotayiwangdepiqi,tahuihaobuliuqingdehaijihuiqu,shenzhihaihuifenlieyiersanjidian,rangduifangwuhuakeshuo。
danzhiyaotayihuiying,wuyishizaiyicijiangzheijianshidingshangresou。
kerujin,taganggangyizhijiaotaruyinlequan,haishibuzenmexiangbazheijianshinaodetaida。
yijianlifueryi,younengnaochuduodadeshuihualaini?
suzhixixiaolexiao,buzaiyidejiangshoujifangjinlebaobaoli。
jiuzaizheishi,rendaozouguolai,yilianyansudedao:“suzhixi,buguannichuanshenmeyifushangjiemu,dougenwomenmeiduodaguanxi。danshinikankanweibo,xihuanwomenjiemudeguanzhongpengyou,xianzaidoubutaolunyinle,ershijiangguanzhuduquanfangzainizheijianyifushang。”
suzhiximeitouyizhou:“neirendaonindeyisishi?”
“nixianzaichenredufayitiaoweiboduisuoyouguanzhongdaoqian,jiushuoniyebuzhidaozheishigaofangpin。”
“zheibushigaofangdelifu。”suzhixitaiqimouzi,“wofaweibodaoqian,bujiumorenzheigeshishilema?”
wenyan,rendaodeshenqinggengshiweiyan:“neinishixiangbeiwangyouganchujiemume?”
“nanbucheng,rendaotinglewangyousuibianshuodejijuhua,jiuxiangrangwozhongzhiluzhi?”suzhixisihaobujudedanxiao,“ruguorendaozhendezheimerongyishouwangyoubaibu,neiwohenhuaiyi,guanjunshibushiyepingwangyouneizhangzuijiunengdingxialai。”
rendaomeitouyitiao,youxieyinnu。
tapingshengzuibuxihuande,jiushiyiguaizhaoboquredudegeshou,zheizhonggeshoujiubupeiyinlelianggezi。
taqingxinshejidejiemu,feijinxinsizhunbeidediyiqijiemu,jiuquanbeitashenshangdezheijianyifujihuile,tazhenshinaohuodaolejidian。
ruguosuzhixibushijinzongqinziyinjianguolaide,takendingpaibanlikerangtagun。
“jiejie,nijiutingrendaodeba。”suyuhanzouguolai,quandao,“rendaoyeshiweilenihao,miandenibeiwangyougongji。”
“jiushi,zijichuanlemaopaihuo,haisiyazizuiyingbuchengren,dangwangyoudouyanxiame?”
“tabawomenjiemudefengqiquandoudaihuaile,zanmendegeshengmeirentaolun,quanzaishuoneijianpoyifu!”
“yaoshuoyegaishuosuyuhanshenshangneijiancocodezuopina,yijianditanhuoyoushenmehaotaolunde。”
yipangdesuyuhan,xiaodeyanjingruyueyabantianmei。
jiranwufabasuzhixiganchuzheidangjiemu,neitajiurangsuzhixibiandeyishenangzang,xiyexibubaideneizhong。
ganchuanfangmaopin,neikanyihou,haiyounajiagaodangdedapaihuizhaosuzhixijinxingshangyehezuo……
jiusuanzheidangjiemutahongle,youzhimingdule,meiyoushangyejiazhi,yiranshiyitanlanni。
suzhixi,nizheibeizi,jiuhuogaibeiwocaizaijiaodixia。
suyuhangouqichun,luchuyigeyinhenyoumeihaodexiaolian。
suzhixidingzheta,huranjianxiangshimingbaileshenme。
danghongmingxingchuanfangmaopindexinwenyeyouguo,danhecengyouguozheimedaderedu?
tayigexinren,youshidiyiciliangxiang,jiusuanta**yifuzoushangtai,gujiyebukenengyinfazheimeduorendeguanzhu。
suoyizheijianshidebeihou,yidingyoutuishou。
erzuoxiazheijianshideren,chuletadehaomeimei,hainengyoushei?
ruguotadaoqian,neijiushichengrenzijichuanlefangmaopin,yihouzheijiushitashenshangxibudiaodewudian。
ruguotabudaoqian,neijiushisisididezuilerendao,dezuiyidangjiemudedaoyan,neitayihoubiexianghunle。
zheiyizhao,kezhenshiwanmei。
danjibianshixiangtonglezheixie,suzhixifaxianzijiyebiewuxuanze,taweiyishengxiadeyitiaolu,haoxiangjiuzhiyoudaoqian。
tazheigerenmeiyoubiedeyoudian,jiushinengqunengshen,bujiushidaoqianme,duojiandandeyijianshi。
然而——
jiuzaisuzhixizhunbeinachushoujifaweiboshi。
weiguandequnzhongturanyoujijizhazhadeyilunkaile。
“bushiba,aibuteneigennianbugengxindeweibozhanghaojingrangengxinle!”
“feihua,jibaiwangewangyoufengkuang@ta,tayaoshibuhuiying,zenmeduideqizhongguozheimeduoxihuantadefensi。”
“tianna,aibutejingrandianpinglesuzhixishenshangdezheitaoditanhuo,shuoshenmeshejidadan,yinlingshishang!”
“wodemaye,aibutejuranhai@lesuzhixi,wentazheijianlifuchuzinagemingjia,tayaoheneiweishejishiqiecuo。”
“omg,zheiyisishibushishuo,renjiasuzhixidelifugenbenjiubushifangmaopin?”
“ruguoshifangmaodeaibutedashideshejilinian,neiaibutezaojiufabiaoleba,tazuitaoyanyourenchaoxita!”
“……”suyuhandelianseshunjianbianle:“aibutezenmekenenghuichumianchengqing,jueduibukeneng……”
suzhixiyeshiyilianmengbi。
zheijianyifujiazhiduoshao,shishenmelailu,tabisheidouqingchu。
tadouyijingzuohaolexiangwangyoutanchengyiqiedezhunbei,weishenmeshiqingturanlailezheimeyigedanizhuan?
yitaoditanhuolifueryi,nayoushenmeshejilinian,zheiweixiangdangdangdefuzhuangshejidashi,shibushichoufengle?
juranhaidianpingtadeyifu,guanjianshi@leta,neitashibushihaidehuiyingyixia,caihuixiandezijiyoulimao……
tadiankaiweibo,guoranjiukandaotabei@le。
aibuteshiouzhouhuangshideyuyongshejishi,zaishishangquandediweikejianyiban,beitazheimeyi@,suzhixidefensicengcengcengwangshangzhang,haiyouwangyoubutingdizaitadeweibodixiaqiutagoumaidedizhi……
taguandiaoshouji,taitoucanranyixiao:“rendao,neixianzai……wohaiyaofaweibodaoqianma?”
rendaocubujifangbeidalian,ganbabadekeleke:“suini。”shuowan,zhuanshenjiuzoule。
suzhixiningqimei,youshouqingqingmosuozhezijiyifudelingkou,youdaoxiukou,zixideganshouzhelifudemeiyichuxijie。
taturanyouxiehuaiyi,zheijianyifushibushizhendejinjinzhishiyijianditanhuo……
“nixianzaishibushihendeyi?”suyuhanzouguolai,yadishengyinbishizheta,“jiemudiyiqinijiushangletoutiao,haibeiquanqiuwenmingdedashejishikuazan,shibushiyouzhongdangdamingxingdeganjue?”
“niyoushenmekeshengqide?”suzhixihuanxiongkanzheta,jixiaozhe,“yaoshengqiyegaicocoshengqi,bijingyijiandapaiwanlifujuranbeiwozheijianditanhuodabai,diudeshitadelian,youbushinidelian,zhao**ma?”
tashuozhe,tiqiqunbaijiuwangyanbotingwaizou。
wangyoufuyanzenmeyandianping:wojuede《laopo,wohencongmingdebiebuyaowo》zheishuxiedezhenhao,yiqiankanhenduoshudoushikanzhekanzhejiumeixingqule!juedemeiyisi!zheishuwoyikouqikanwanle,haixiangkan,jiushijuedegengxindetaimanle[daku]
wangyoushiguangweiliangdianping:zuozhedada,qingshouxiawodexigai,wotouyicikanwanxiaoshuoyouzheizhonggandongdeganjue,ganxiezuozhejiduzhedailairuciyouxiudexiaoshuo。
老婆,我很聪明的别不要我