《蛮夷来犯?我一招就摆平》 小说介绍
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《蛮夷来犯?我一招就摆平》 第4章 免费试读
caituanzixianshu,hanpingxianchilebagejielejihuo,tangzaiyizishang,wenzhelaomujidebadaoxiangqi,zhijuedeshenghuogewaimeihao。
tuzaohuozhuang,yongleyigeduoshichen,laomujiyijingshigunlan。
poxilianggeheli,bajirouchaile,shengzaipanzili,youwangwangdejitang,yedoufangdaolezhuozishang,dengshoushitingdang,laotaitaihehanpingdouzuoxiale,liuxuebaoquebukenzuo:“nujiazhanzhesihou。”
女人不能上桌吃饭!
hanpingfangcaixiangqizheigeguiju,biekannvrenjiahuixiezidemeijige,kedabufendoushiyaobeisong《nvlunyu》《nvfanjielu》《nvjie》zhileideshu。
laotaitaijiushizheimeguolaide,ziranlejie,tajimanglazhuliuxuebaodeshou:“shuodeshenmehua,xiangcongqianwohanjiayeshidahurenjia,zheixieguiju,doushibixude。rujinluopole,xiaomenxiaohukejiangjiubude。zanmenyijiasankoubianshizuiqinzuijinde,laoshenzideguiju,wairenzaishibanyibantimianjiuzhongle,tingwode,kuaizuo,kuaizuo。”
hanpingyeshijuede,sangerenzaibazunbeifenneimeqingxi,duojianwai,bianquandao:“gongjingburucongming,tingniangdeba。”
“唯!”
gonggongjingjingdidaying,liuxuebaozheicaiyoudianweisuodizuoxia,xianranzheiyingduiyedoushijialijiaoguode,tongchangwanbeiyingdazhangbei,yigeshiwei,yisiweimingshicong,yigeshinuo。
jiandanlaishuo,jiushiyaoweiweinuonuo。
zhibuguoweigengjiazhengshihezunjing,nuozeshirichangqingsongdeduihua。
zheizai《liji》zhongshiyoumingqueguidingde:“fuzhaowunuo,weierqi。”
“zheicaiduima,lai,chirou,chirou。wochiguoroudanjiaozile,jianleroubiannidehuang。”
laotaitaijiaqijitui,jihanpingheliuxuebaoyirenyige,hanpingchanhuaile,zhuazhujiuken,liuxuebaoqueyigeguliuguixiale,haoxianglianguo,gewaisihua:“popo,xuebaochushen**,xiangshoutaiguo,pashihuobuzhangjiu。”
jialilianyecaituanziyechibushang,nalijianguodajitui,yibutiantangdechabie,tashizainanyishiying。
有这种说法?
hanpingzhidaotaziyouyifanzhujian,wufaqiangpo,bianshuodao:“niang,zheigejituinichiba,payoushuida,jiubajipiboxialai。xuebao,weiqunichijipi,jichibang,ji**zheixie,jiuzheimeban,tingwode!”
tazhidao,dajiadouzaishuoxiahuani,yizhidouzaichiyecaishupicaogen,chidunroudanjiaozijiunile?
搞笑呢。
laotaitaitoutouyankoushuideyangzi,tayoubushimeikandao。
zhiyuliuxuebao,tabingbingwaiwaide,fenmingshiyingyangbuliang,quedejiushiyoushui。
congzaiminzhongtuoyingerchujinrubojuefu,zuoweidingmenlihudeyangjiaren,hanpingzidaiweiyan,tayishuohua,lianggenvrendoushizunmingfengxing。
zheizhilelaomujiyousijinzhong,qulemaohegutou,shengxiadayueliangjinderou,hanpingjidajiafenfen,douchidemanzuiyou。
liuxuebaoliangutoudoubukenreng,yingshijiaosuiyanlexiaqu。
chishuibuwangwajingren,chijiyeshiyiyang,laotaitaidingzhu:“pinger,sanshaoyeduizanzhenzhenshihao,zanmendexiangfazibaodarenjia。”
zheinianyuenengsongyizhiji,jueduisuandeshangchushoukuochuo,lixianxiashile。
kanleneimedakuaidi,hanpingxinliyijingyoupu:“fangxinbaniang,huangzaiwoyenengzhongchulvzhuangjialai,xiefushoulewo,shitamenzhuanle。”
tazixinmanman,laotaitailandeguanshi:“neijiuzhong!”
hanxuebaoyanzhongshanguoyihuo,bianshitianzihaodehechuandi,dabufenyeshikeliwushou,hekuangshishanpodi?
takanle,waimianyibaimudetudi,jinshizacao。
shanposhangqueshui,youshihuangchongfanlan,yanqianyishishengxia,ruhezhongchulvzhuangjialai?
xinliyouxiangfaguiyouxiangfa,tadangranbukenengzhiyibitiandadeqinfujun。
chibalefan,poxilianggeshoushiwandie,hanpingqutiaoshui,baqianyuanhouyuandegangdoudamanle。
tazheishishanposhang,jingzaishanpoxia,tagangchilelaomuji,wansidebianzuodaole,liuxuebaojianxianggongbuguangyouxuewen,hairucikongwuyouli,miansexiuhong,buzhizaixiangxieshenme。
nengdangshanghanjiadeerxifu,daoxianzaitahaijuedezuomengyiyang,zhongjiubutashi。
musemimansihe,ranheitiandiwanwu,yiwanxiaxuanyuexuanguazaidongtian,xishuaijimodemingjiao,laotaitaiqulehouyuandefangjian,hanpingzaiqiantang,haohaodixilegezao。
yibianxi,yibianzhuomo,anshuojinwanshidongfanghuazhuye,jiusuanshishouleliuxuebao,yeshilisuoyingdang。
kedajiahaibushu,gengtanbushangshenmeganqing,yaoshijiuzheimeruledongfang,zongganjueguaiguaide。
meixiangchugesuoyiranlai,xihaolechulai,zhijianliuxuebaoxidebaibaijingjing,shenchuanzaohongsemoxiong,waizhaoduijinbeizi,yangzhibaiyuyibanxiannendebojinghesuogubaoluwuyi,xiamianchuanzheyoubudingdedanhuangshaku,piaoyiqingli,xiusekecan。
“kenqingxianggongtengwo,xuebaokeyichengshou。”
tadizhetou,bai-xideliandanshangxiuhongyipian,lianerchuishang,yeranlexia,shuozhekeyichengshou,shuangshoujiaoshazaiyiqi,fenmingshipajile。
这么主动吗?
hanpingzhijueyiguzizaodongzaixiaofuxiongyong,kanzheyanqianheanlianduixiangyibanwuerderongmao,shenchuleshou,youmanmanshouhui。
“gaitianba,dengniyanghaoleshenzi。”
改天?
liuxuebaotaiqitou,mouzilishiqiangliedeweiquhezibei,yizhuanshen,jidiyanleixuanransaxia,tacongmenhounachuyigentengtiao:“jiranyebuyuanyichupengnubijianqu,yongzheigeba。”
tashuangshoubatengtiaochengshang,yinubizicheng,hanpingkanmengle:“weihejiwotengtiao?”
“相公不知道吗?”
qingrundemouzishanshuoxiyi,liuxuebaojimangjieshi,“chenghunzhiye,xuyoutengli,xianggongruoshitengnujia,biandanujiayidun,shinujiateng,yuyikerenteng。nujiahaiyiwei,xianggongxianqinujiayangmaochoulou,suanbudekeren,suoyicaibukendongshou。”
可人疼……
zheigefengsuhanpingjiuzhendebuzhidaole,tashitaohuanglaizheide,suoweishilibutongsu,tayouyizhizhengzhazaiwenbaoxianshang,nalihuiliuyizheixie?
yaoshuodaren,hanpingshibufennannvde,gaidade,douyaoda,zhishiliuxuebaobingbuguocuo,haohaodidatayidun,zongyoudianxiabuqushou。
budaba,zhipataxinlixiangbukai,yiweizijibutengta。
“nidangranshikeren,genwojinwu,wohaohaotengni。”
batengtiaorengle,hanpinglazheliuxuebaojinlewofang,bamenguanshang,gunanguanv,kongqipenyongzhezaodong,hanpinglisuodibabeizipukai:“nipazhei。”
tengshiyaotengde,hanpingxiangzhe,biedahuaile,xudedayouroudedifang。
liuxuebaoguaiguaitinghua,bishangyanjing,toumaizailebeizili,xianggeanchunyiyang。
蛮夷来犯?我一招就摆平