《我靠发疯整顿虐文后,和大反派真香了》 小说介绍
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第二章
我上热搜了。
zaicizhiqian,woshiyulequanliwurenzhixiaodeshibaxianhuka。
dangqunyandoukanbudaozhengliandeneizhong。
renqinyanshang,zhadieweilebaochijiaqianjinwangxiaoxiaodediwei,
tediyaoqingmeiti,jianzhengwangjiaduiyutadechongai。
bingzhunbeizengyuwangxiaoxiaogufen。
zhadiedasuanxiangquanshijiexuangao:
wangxiaoxiaorengranshiwangjiazuishouchongdenver。
zhikexi,taderuyisuanpanluokongle。
zaijiudianmenkoudemeiti,paidaoleshangjiemingliuyiwofengchongchudamendechangmian。
paozaizuiqianmiande,jiushi“dingliu”wangxiaoxiao。
和我这个糊咖不同。
wangxiaoxiaoshizuijinzhishoukerededanghongxiaohua。
tahekushuainanaidoutongtaiyanchang,
heruyayingdizaixizhongchaocp。
fensishulianggaodayiqianwan。
我比她差一万。
wofensishuliangyouyiqiange。
yulejizhepaidaowangxiaoxiaolangbeilichangdeyimu,
bingqulejigegouxuedebiaoti。
【zhenjing!dingliunvxingyisidangzhongshouru!】
【haomenfengyun:zhenjiaqianjindehuanweirensheng】
【haizizhangdabeifaxianbaocuo?jingtizheisanzhongxinhao,kenenghuijiuni!】
......
chiguawangyouduiyuzheigechangmianzhongshuofenyun。
yourenshuowobeiwangjiagulide,yourenshuowangxiaoxiaobeiganchuyanhuide。
gengyouwangxiaoxiaodebaiwanfensidajun,haipaolaiwoweibopinglunqutuanjian。
zhenshishukeren,shenbukeren。
woyituiyixiu,mashangjiaru**zhanchang。
“nalilaidechoubaguai,pengciwomenxiaoxiaojiederedu,exin!”
“aduiduidui,wojichenglechoudiedejiyin,nijiajiejiemeiyou。”
“xintengxiaoxiaojie,beizheizhongtiaoliangxiaochouweinan,womenxiaomiyongyuanzhichini!”
“wozaicunlitiaofen,nizaichuzuwuchipaomian,wangxiaoxiaozaidabieshuliliulei,womendouyoumeihaodeweilai[baoquan]”
“qingwangjiashandaiwangxiaoxiao!meiyouxiaoxiaosheizhidaonimenwangjiaa,xiaomimengenwoyiqizhuanfa!”
“nishuodedui,tianliangle,rangwangshipochanba。”
......
woyirenshezhanqunxiong,zuogouquanyoutitui,dabiantianxiawudishou。
weiguandechiguaqunzhongdouzhenjingle。
gegeshejiaoruanjianshangdouzailiuchuanwozhandoudejietu。
“zheiweijiezale,shousha**le?”
“daqilaidaqilai!neiyuguonianle!”
“xiaosi,tashenzhikaitongleliuliangjihua,marenhaiyouqianna。”
“suirandanshi,renjiabiwangxiaoxiaoneizhangrenzaolianyaohaokanduoleba?fensiquanyuanyanxia。”
“cengjingdewochizhiyibi,xianzaidewozhuzixuexi。”
“jie,nidezuinengbunengjiewojitian,buhaideneizhong。”
wangxiaoxiaodefensigengqifenle。
“zheizhongrenyoushenmehaoxuede?yebupazanglezijidezui。”
“tanaoziyoubingba?fenggouyexiangqudaixiaoxiao?”
“choubaguaiguna!xiaoxiaocaimeiyouzhengrong!”
【虐心值+10】
【虐心值+10】
......
zhengdangwozhunbeijixuzhandou,shangqupincidaodeshihou。
xitongtiaolechulai,momotixingdao:
“jie,bienvelebienvele。”
“你爹来电话了。”
谁?
我恍然大悟。
yuanlaigangcaidalaidemoshengdianhua,jiushiyuanzhuzhadiede。
woxianqitalaoshidanchulaiyingxiangwofahui,jiubatalaheile。
xianzaitahuanleyigehaomalaida。
“喂?有事吗?”
我吊儿郎当地问道。
“wangmingyao——nizenmeganxianzaicaijiedianhua!”
“nizaiwangshangdoufaleshenmedongxi!nizhibuzhidaozheijiwangshijituanzaochengleduodadesunshi!”
“kuaigenxiaoxiaodaoqian!!!”
huatongneibian,yigezhongniannanzifennudisihoudao。
有病。
wozeleyisheng,padijiubadianhuaguale。
shunshoubazheigehaomajiaruheimingdan。
zhenshiguozao,langfeiwobaoguidehulianwangzhandoushijian。
xiayimiao,duifangbuzhebunaodijixudaleguolai。
zheicishiyongwangxiaoxiaodeshoujihao。
“喂?”
woganzaizhadiejianghuazhiqian,haobukeqidikaikou。
“lengjinglemeiyou,laodongxi。”
“ni......nijiaowoshenme?”
duifangxiangshibeiwodedandabaotianjiyezhule。
tingtonglihaichuanlaipangbiandejinghusheng。
“jiaonilaodongxi,meitingjiana?”
wohaobukeqidizhongfuleyibian,jixushuodao:
“diyi,wojiaomingyao,meiyougaixingwang。”
mingyaoshiyuanzhuyizhiyilaidemingzi。
“dier,wojujuegenwangxiaoxiaodaoqian。”
“xiangfan,woyaoqiuwangxiaoxiaohewangjiaxingjiwodaoqian。”
“bingqiepeichangwodejingshensunshifei!”
yuqimaiyuanziji,burumailebieren。
wofanshoujiushiyigeshizidakaikou:
“peichangjineyibaiwan!”
“一百万?”
“ni,nihaodadedanzi!”
zhadiewangzhenqiangbeiqixiaole。
shanglaijiushiyibaiwan,tazenmegande!
wangxiaoxiaozaipangbiantingjianhou,guzuonanguodao:
“ba,doushiwobuhao......”
“shiwozhanlemingyaodeweizhi,wozaogailikaide。”
“zhishiwoyizhishebudenimen,xiangduinimenjinxiao。”
“kexiwo......”
“wuwuwu......”
wangxiaoxiaoyongshouyanzhubizi,wendaolezhangxinlitiqianpenhaodelajiaoshui,
tadeyanleishuadiliuchulai。
“jie,nimeiyoucuo,cuodeshineigenvren。”
“wokangaizoude,shimingyaocaidui!”
jiandaowangxiaoxiaomolei,yipangdewangjiaxingmingxianhuangle。
talianmangpaoqunazhijin,jiangwangxiaoxiaofuzaishafashangzuoxia,paizhexiongfubaozheng。
“youwozai,meiyourenganqifuni!”
而另一边。
wangzhenqiangkandaodewangxiaoxiaobiaotai,anzixinwei。
wangxiaoxiaodemingqi,shiwangshijituanzuihaodeyingxiao。
ruoshiwangxiaoxiaoyoushenmeshanshi,huozhexuanbulikaiwangjia,daozhiwangshijituangujiaxiadie,
tagainashenmegengudongmenjiaodai。
xinghao,wangxiaoxiaorengranyuanyiliuzaiwangjia。
zixiaoyangdaodade,zhongjiuhaishishuyidian。
wangzhenqiangdaduanletamenjiedierrendeqingshen。
“haole,kushenme,sheishuoyaoganxiaoxiaozoule。”
tazhuanerduizhehuatongshuo,“yibaiwankeyijini,danwoyouyigetiaojian。”
“yihoubuxunizichengweiwangjiaren。”
“womenwangjia,zhiyouxiaoxiaozheiyigenver!”
我掏了掏耳朵。
laodongxi,haizhenyiweinimenwangjiayouwangweijichenga。
buguokanzaitadakuanxunsudefenshang,woyelandezaijijiaole。
woxiaomimidishoudaoyinxingshoukuantishideduanxin,
zhengzaishuhoumiandaodiyoujigeling。
王振强接着说道:
“mingtianzaoshangxiaoxiaoyouzongyijiemuluzhi。”
“wobuguannizainalifafeng,mashanghuilaishoushidongxizouren!”
说完便挂断了电话。
呵呵,有趣。
我玩味地笑了笑。
ranhouzhiqixiaba,fandaozongyijiemuzudexuanchuan。
【《xingfuyijiaren》huanleshangxian!jiemihaomenwangjiadaxiaojiedesirenshenghuo!mingzaozhibojianqiangxiankan~xiafangjikeyuyuezhiboe!@wangxiaoxiaov@wangshijituandongshizhang-wangzhenqiang@wangjiaergongzi-wangjiaxing】
王潇潇也随之转发。
【@wangxiaoxiaov:rangdajiadanxinla~wangjiashifeichangwennuandedajiating,xiaomimenjidemingzaozhunshishoukane!】
dixiadefensizaiyaoqinahan。
“renmeixinshanwangxiaoxiao!yangguangkailangjiaxingdi!heaikeqinwangbaba!shouhuquanshijiezuihaodewangjiaren!”
“yibaziqidaile!dajiabuxinyaobuchuanyao,dianjiyuyuezhibo,mingtianzhunshiguankan~”
yeyourenzaixiamianlengchaorefeng。
“yo,shisheimeiyoubeijiemuzuyaoqinga?buhuibabuhuiba,buhuishineigegangcongcunlichulaidemingyaoba?”
“hehe,wokantajiushilaipengci,xiangyaopanshanghaomendexinjinv[weixiao]jiadezhenbule”
“jiusuanshizhendewangjianvyouzenyang,womenxiaoxiaocaishiwangjiazuishouchongdexiaogongzhu!”
“......”
系统瑟瑟发抖:
“jie,yaobuwomenhaishibiequleba。”
“genjushulideqingjie,jiexialaidezongyifubenkeshikunnanmoshi,yuanzhuzaijiemulibeibaibandiaonan。”
“shenzhibeiquanwangmadaobengkui。”
系统苦苦相劝。
tapasuzhufafeng,bananzhunvpeijizhengtuanmiele。
“e?neiwokejiulaijingshenle。”
“wozheirenjiushiyishenfangu!”
我阴测测地邪笑道。
这综艺,她去定了!
我靠发疯整顿虐文后,和大反派真香了