你明星，天天来警局备案喝茶？
《你明星，天天来警局备案喝茶？》 小说介绍
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第1章
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danaoxiaonao，zuonaoyounaodoubiedai...
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huangtianxingyijuexinglaifaxianzijichuanyuele。
从地球来到了蓝星。
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系统他也是有的。
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卷，太卷了！
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但！
xitongzhishuoleyijuhua，shishijiushishi。
huangtianxingjuedexitongyaobiaodadeyisikenengyouliangzhong...
试试还是逝世？
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disantian...yuanyijingtong...
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黄天行......
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“啥意思？”
【叮！呵呵】
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寥寥几个弹幕发出。
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huangtianxingmeiyouzaiyizhibojiandedanmu，jiahaoshoujizhihou，biankaishilezijidejixiancaozuo。
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打窝？
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huangtianxingxiaozheduizhibojianlidezhongrenshuodao。
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shouzhongdeganzihuranyichen！
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“wocao...yanhuale，neifushanglaideshigeshenmewanyier...”
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