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”ranhoutuozhexiaoxiaodexinglixiang，touyebuhuidilikailezheigerangwozhixidejia。3wozulegehenxiaodedanjian，
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”womadeshengyingengyanzhe，jihushuobuchuyijuwanzhengdehua。didiyezaiyipanghongzheyanquanbuchong，
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erwoquezhiguzhezijideweiqu，dangletaobing。wozhenbushiren。kechezibingmeiyoukaiwangshilizuidadeneijiayiyuan。
didijielegedianhuahou，biaoqingyouxieguguaidigenwojieshi：“jie，laolao……laolaogangqiangjiuhuilai，
qingkuangzanshiwenzhule。bamabatazhuandaoleyijiasililiaoyangyuan，neilideyiliaotiaojiangenghao。
”wotizhedeyikouqishaoshaosongxie，dansuijiyouchanshenglegengdadeyihuo。“liaoyangyuan？
womenjianayouqian……”linyuxiaoxinyiyidikanzhewo，yuqidaizheyisishitan。“jie，
shangcigennitiguodeneigezhouzong……tatingshuowomenjiadeshihou，tebietongqing。”“tashuotahenxinshangni，
yeyuanyichuqian，zizhulaolaosuoyoudeyiliaofei，dantayougexiaoxiaodetiaojian……”woxinlimengdiyichen。
linyudixiatoubugankanwodeyanjing，shengyinxiaodexiangwenzi。“jie，jiudangshiweilelaolao，weilejiulaolaodeming，
womenjiuqujiantayici，haobuhao？”“nifangxin，chiwanzheidunfan，nadaoqian，womenjiuzaiyebugentalianxile！
”weilejiulaolao……wohainengyoushenmexuanze？wobishangyanjing，ganjueyanleiyoureyoutang。“hao。”wodayingle。
zheishiwoweiyinengweilaolaozuodebuchang。shijifenzhonghou，chezitingzaileyijiajinbihuihuangdedingjihuisuomenqian。
4linyulazhewozouxiangzoulangjintoudeyigebaoxiang，bianzoubianxingfendishuo：“jie，
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worenbuzhufanwen：“linyu，zheigezhouzong……tadaodishishenmeren？buhuishipianziba？”“jie！
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nibieluanshuohua，wanyirederenjiabugaoxing，laolaodejiumingqianzenmeban？”wotanlekouqi，wulifanbo。
baoxiangdemenmeiyouguanyan，liuzheyidaofengxi。wogangzaimenkouzhanding，jiutingdaolimianchuanlailaolaojidongdeshengyin，
jiazazhewofumubunaifandechize。“nigesilaotaipolaizheilidaoshenmeluan！zheiliyounishuohuadefenma？
ganjinhuinideliaoyangyuandaizhequ！”“jiushi，wokannishizhenjingshenyoumaobingle！
nianniannengjiajizhouzongshitadefuqi，nishaozaizheierduoguanxianshi，danwuwoerzideqiancheng！”huayingangluo，
limianchuanlai“peng”deyishengmenxiang。suiji，shilaolaodetonghusheng。wozaiyegubushangqita，
mengdituikaibaoxiangmenchonglejinqu！yanqiandejingxiangrangworuzhuibingku。laolaolangbeididaozaizhuobian，
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xiangshishoudaolejudade**，turankuzheduiwopaoxiao：“nilaiganshenme！sheirangnilaide！”tazhandouzheshou，
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wobuxiangkanjianni！nijiwogun！”jiupingzaiwojiaobiansuilie，jianshilewodekujiao。womeiyouduo，yemeiyoudong，
zhishikanzhetaetoushangdeshangkou，yanleibushoukongzhidiyongleshanglai。wochongguoqu，yibazhuazhutahaizaifadoudeshou。
“laolao，nibiejidong，nishoushangle，liulehaoduoxue！womenquyiyuan！woxianzaijiudainiquyiyuan！
”jiuzaiwozhuazhutadeneiyimiao，laolaojinbengdeshentizhouranyiruan，zhizhidichaozhedishangdaolexiaqu。“laolao！
”xianchangdunshiluanzuoyituan。bamajinghuangdixiangshangqian，
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”zhouwenyezhanleqilai，lianshangmanshixianehebunai。wokanzhetamenchouloudezuilian，
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xianzaihunmile，qingnimenlikeguolai！”“dizhishitiangonghuisuo，888baoxiang。”jingchahenkuaijiugandaole，
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woduziyirenhuilejia，weilaolaozhengliyixiezhuyuanxuyaoyongdewupin。dangdakailaolaofangjiandechuangtoujushi，
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neizijiwaiwainiuniu，chongmanlekonghuanghewuzhu。【jintian，shiniannianershisuishengri，wohaoxiangyouhuidaolezheiyitian。
wobuganxiangxin，zheidaodishimeng，haishizhende。】【tamenyouxiangbaniannianmaijineigexingzhoudechushengle。shangyici，
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】【niannianhaichenjinzaitamendeguanaili，shahaizi，tabuzhidaoneidoushiyande，shiweilebatamaidiaozuodepudian。