《反击恶婆婆一家》 小说介绍
yanqingxiaoshuo《fanjiepopoyijia》,shiyouzuozhe“xiaozhi”jingxindazaode,shuzhongdeguanjianjiaoseshinuonuoqiminghang,xiangqingjieshao:“nihaiyoulianzaizheisuku,zenmebuquzhaonibamasuku,kannibamadoubuxihanlini,jiadaozheiliyemeijianlaiguoyici。”popoxilidehuashi……
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第1章
wodepopozhongnanqingnv,yinweiwoshengdeshinverduiwobaibandiaonan。
zuoyueziqijianrangwozuofan,haideyishuoerxifujiushibaomu。
woshuowozuobulefan,popoqueshuo:“shengbulenverhaizuobulefanyaoniganshenme?”
dangwobagangshaokaidetangduanchulai,popoyibadafan。
banguoguntangdetangquansazailewodeshenshang,wotengdaofadouhunjueguoqu。
01
“wodouzaiwaimianliuleyiquanlenizenmehaimeiyouzuohaofan,jiuzhidaotangzhe,yaoniyoushenmeyong?”
youdeyiyangyangdeshuo:“erxifujiushibaomuzhidaobuzhidaoa!”
wotuozhexuruodeshentibagangchaodecaiduanshanglezhuo,yanlifanzheleihuaduipoposhuo:“wogangshengwannuonuoshentishizaishichengbuzhu。”
popoyilianxianqipiezhelianshuo:“shenggeyatoupianzijiukaishizaizheilijiaoqingshangle。”
“shengbulenverhaizuobulefanyaoniganshenme,xiangdangchurangniheminghangjiehunjiushixiangzheniyoushengyugongnengrangnishenggenanhai,jinichilezheimeduonengshengnanhaidedongxiquebuzhengqideshenggenverchulai。”
“nihaiyoulianzaizheisuku,zenmebuquzhaonibamasuku,kannibamadoubuxihanlini,jiadaozheiliyemeijianlaiguoyici。”
popoxilidehuashiwochuanbuguolaiqi,wozhidejixuquduanlingyipancai。
queyinweimeiduanwen,saleyidi。
popodashengaiyouyishengshuo:“nizheishitingbudewoshuonijijujiukaishifapiqia?”
“shuonijijuyoucuoma?yaonibujiushiweileshenggeerzi,nishengbuchulaiyoushenmezigezaizheisacaizawande,nengshangtianleni,zheirizizhenshimeifaguole。”
popoyibiantigaoyinliangyibianehenhenkanzhewo。
wolianmangbasaledeshoushileyixiashuo:“ma,wobushiguyide,woshimeiduanwen。”
popoyibachezhuwodetoufa,dengzhewo:“nibushiguyideshishenme,caiwojiade,panziwojiade,haibushinixiangsa,nijiadaowomenjiadeshihoujiujineiyidian18wan8dejiazhuang,xianzaiyouxianglangfeiwojiadedongxile。”
“womenjiazhenshidaomeitoule,yushanggenizheiyangdeerxifu,xianzaigansacai,yihouniqibushifantiande,haiyouwomenhaoriziguoma?”
shuozheshuozhe,popojiuxiangdongshoudawodelian。
wotoumengyisuo,menturankaile。
02
wojiangmuguangzhuanxianglemenkou,shiwolaogonghuilaile。
popokanjianwolaogongyihuilai,limayikuernaosanshangdiao。
limadaozailedishangpaizhedatuishuo:“zheierxifuqifurenyo,haiyoumeiyoutianlile,rangtazuodunfan,juranguyisadishangbujiwochi,zhenshimingkua!”
kanzhepopoyanxidemoyang,woxinliyizhenfasuan,biziyehongle,chuimouliuxialelei。
“minghang,wozhendemeiyouguyisadishang,shiwoshentixuruomeiduanwen。”
haimeidengwoshuowan,takanyemeikanwoyiyan,jiuchaozhepoponeibianqulebatafuqilai,youdengzhewoshuo:“yigeshengbuchunanhaidenvrenyoushenmezigeshuowomadecuo。”
haoxiangmawomeiguoyin,youjixushuodao:“jiusuanwomayoucuo,yelunbudaonilaishuo。nisuangeshenmedongxi,zenmenenggenwomabi。zuihaorenqingnideshenfen,zheigejiahaishiwohewomashuolesuan。”
“saledeniganjinzaizhongxinzuoyifen。”
minghangbapopofuqilaizuozaileshafashang,worenbuzhuliuxialegengduolei。
dangchujiajiminghang,wobamabutongyi,shuokanbushangta,wobuxintamendehua,danshijiushiguimixinqiaoaishangleta。
danshidangshideminghangmingmingduiwohenhao,shuoyongyuanaiwo,yongyuanduiwobulibuqi。
weishenmexianzaijiuchengzheiyangleni?
zheixienianbulianxiwobama,yishizaiduqi,ershixianggaosutamenwoguodehenhao,meiyouxuancuo。
bianchengxianzaizheiyangwogengmeiyoulianqulianxiwobama,wobuzhidaoweishenmebianchengzheiyang,zhendeyinweiwoshenglegenverma?
03
wanshangshuijuedeshihou,wohaoburongyibanuonuohongshuizhe,jiutingjianketingkeguazi,laguadejijizhazhadeshengyin。
chuqukanleyiyan,yuanlaishixiaoguzilaile,zaiketinghaiyoupopoheminghang,yiqilagua,yihuihahaha,yihuitigaoyinliangde。
woguoqugaosutamen:“wogangbanuonuohongshui,nimenliaotiannengbunengxiaodianshengyin。”
xiaoguzikezheguazi,zhanqilaibuxiedekanzhewo:“womenzheizaizhengchangliaotian,zenmedaraodaonile,liaotiandouburangliaolea?”
“nipaochulaikanwomen,nizheimeganxingqudehualaijiwomenboguazizhuzhuxing。”
然后是一阵讥笑声。
womeiyouli,ditoumeiyoushuohua。
tazaipojiayinweiyichuanwopopozheizhongzuoweizuofudefenggeyemeiyouhaoguodaonaqu。
tadelaogonghepopoyebujitahaolianse,laogonghaijingchangjiabaota。
jianwobushuohua,wopopokaishishuo:“rangniboguaziyebuxiangbo,rangnizuofangengshizuodeluanqibazao,nizenmezheimejiaoguia!”
tingdaozheili,minghangyekaishishuowo:“rangnibonijiubo,youshenmebuleyide,kannineibuqingyuandeyang,haizidoushuileyebuyongnihongle,laijiwomenbogeguazihainengleidaonima?”
wogangyaojujue,menjiuxiangle,waimianyouyigenvrendeshengyinzaihan:“zaijiamaminghang?”
04
minghangtingjianle,sihuzhidaoshisheile,ganjinqukaimen。
jinlaideshiyigehenshouhenhaokandenvren,minghangmeirangtajinlai,ershichuquhetashuohua。
xiaoguzijiukaishibaozhegebozaiwoerbianchuifeng:“xiangwogezheimeyouxiuderen,shenbiandenvrenduodeshi,buqueniyige,waimianyounvrenhenzhengchang。”
“dangchuyaobushikanniyoujifenzisecaibuhuiquni,kexinixianzaibianchenglehuanglianpo,tayijingshibuainile,waimianduodeshinvrenzenmehuizaiaini。”
shuowanhaibuwangleduiwoxianqidefanbaiyan。
wojihubeitashuodetounaofameng,wobianchenghuanglianpohaibushiweileshenghaizi。
tajiukeyizhuantouzhaobiedenvren。
wobiebuzhuyanleiyouliulexialai,wojinquantou。
jidubengkuidiwenta:“nishenmeyisi?”
“haiyoushenmeyisi,jiushiwogebuainile,tawaimianyourenle,tingbudongma?”
zheigeshihou,minghanghuilaile,lianshangguazhexiaorong,haiyoulingkouyigekouhongyinzi。
wojimangzouguoquwen:“tashinizaiwaimiandenvren?”
tatuikaiwoshuo:“nvxingpengyouhaibunengyoule,nizheimekuanganshenme?”
woshengleijuxia:“dangchunizenmeshuode,zhiduiwohao,zhiduiwowenrou。zheiyibeizidouhuiaiwodehua,xianzaiquandoubuzuoshuleshima?”
“xianzairangniquanjiayikuaiqifuwo,niyeqifuwo,shikanwobianchenglehuanglianpozikanzheexinleshima?woxianzaihuogaibeiqifushima?”
wozhuazhutadelingzi,taxunsujiangwotuikai。
bunaifanshuo:“dangchuyaobushikannizhangdehaixing,wogenbenjiubuhuiduokanyiyan。haiyouyaobushijiehunxiaoxichuqule,wodoubuhuigennijiehun。”
“niyiweinixianzaibianchoulewohaihuikanzhenidangbaobeima,biezuomengle。nixianzaijiwocaxiewodouxianexin,haizaizheilikushenmeku。”
cikezaiwomianqiandeminghangjianzhijiushiyigewanwanquanquandemoshengren,woyijingbunengyongnanguoxingrongwodexinqing。
weilejiajita,wohebamameilelianxi。laidaozheigemoshengdejiating,shoudaozheixiebengaibugaishoudeku,beipojiaqifuzhici。
zheiduanshijian,wodourenxialaile,woyiweishiwodewenti。meixiangdaotaxianzaizhijuedewoexin。
wokanzhewoyijingbianpangzouxingdeshencai,haiyouluanzaozaodetoufa,yijihaiyoutengtongdeshangkou,wozhidaozheiyiqiedoubaifule。
wobuganxindechaoqiminghangdahan:“neiwohaibushiweilejinishenghaizicaibianchengzheiyangde。”
talenghengyisheng:“jiwoshenghaizi?wocaibuxihanyatoupianzi,niyaoshijiwoshenggenanhaishuobudinghaikeyiduinihaoyidian,nishenggeyatoupianziyoushenmezigezaizheihanjiwoshenghaizi。”
“shinizijijian,feideshenggeyatoupianzi,haiyoushenmelianmianzhanzaizheili。”
woyinweimeiyouchiwanfan,jiashangzuofandelaolei,yijingmashangyaoyundao。
yinweiwobushuaguoyemeiyourenshua,zhenghaoguolihaiyoutang,wotuozhepibeibukandeshentiqubatangwenkai,xiangzheheyidianbuchongtili。
dangwoduanzhebanguoguntangdetangchulaideshihou,popoguolaiyibadafan。
zheiyangtangdetangyixiaziquandoudaozailewoshenshang,wotengdaofadouhunjueguoqu。
zuihouhuidangzaierbiandeshipoposhuo:“haihaoyisihetang,zenmebuqusia!”
05
yishengshuowoshizhongdutangshang,shouhejiaodouhuiliuba。
zaiwanlaiyihuihouguobukanshexiang。
yijingzheiyangle,wobunengzaimanzhebamale,wozaiyiyuandatonglebamadedianhua。
wobatinglexintengdeshuohuadewuyanle,lianyegandaoleyiyuan。
jiandaowodeneiyikewomatengdezhiku。
wobazhijiefanu:“zhenyiweiwomenshihaoqifudea,laozigongsishilixionghou,yaorenmaiyourenmai,yaoguanxiyouguanxi,yaotaxiaozidemingbushidongdongshouzhideshiqinga!”
kanzhewobamazheimedanxinwoweiwochuqudeyangzi,wogengjiaweiqu:“dangchuzhenshinverxiayan,jiuyinggaitingnimende,taqueshibushihaoren。”
“bama,yihouwoyidinghaohaozainimenshenbian,nimenbiekule,bieweiwoguodushangxinle。”
womabaozhenanshoudeshuo:“tamenzheijiushigensharenyoushenmequbie,zheibujiushichayidiandeshima,haihaowonverfudamingda。”
wobayoufenhendao:“bujitadianyansekankan,tajiubuzhidaotaxingshamingsha,laozidingyaoweinverbaochouxuehen。”
wolazhuwobadeshou,shouqiyanleishuo:“ba,wozijidechouwozijibao,woyidingrangtamenfuchudaijia!”
wobasisuoleyihui,biaoqingningzhongshuo:“hao,danshinixuyaoqian,xuyaogongsidougaosuwo,zanmenjiajiushibuqueqianheli。”
woxinqingshufulebushao,xiaozheshuo:“neihao,woxuyaonigongsideyigegangweiheyiweiyouqianyouyandenvmishu。”
wobadonglewodeyongyi,kendingdediandiantou。
pingwojiadeshilihewodeshouduan,zhuazhuqiminghangderuodian,haipawanbusitamenyijiama?neishimeiyoudaolideshi。
06
zhidaodiertianshangwu,popoheqiminghangcaimanmanyouyoudelaiyiyuankanwo。
popoyilianxianqidekanzhewodebahen,suansuandeshuo:“aiyou,zenmebeitangchengzheiyangle,zheihaikezenmejianren,meiyoulianlou,sheijiandaonibuhaipaa!”
haimeidengwokaikou,qiminghangjiuyelaisuanwo:“sheishuobushia,xianzaidouchengzheiyangle,haizenmechumenjianren,zheibushijiwodiurenma?chuqukebieshuoshiwoqizi。”
“haiyou,genbenyebuyongshuoshenmeqizibuqizi,womenganjinlihun,qianlihunxieyishuba!congcinihewomenjiajiumeishenmeguanxile。”
wotingdaotashuodezheiyifanhua,kanzhetayijingnalaidelihunxieyishu。
woyebuxianggentaguo,danshinuonuowobixudaizou。
woduitashuo:“lihunkeyi,nuonuobixuguiwo。”
qiminghangchaoxiaolewoyishengshuo:“nixiangdemei,jiusuannuonuoshigeyatoupianzi,neiyeshiwomenqijiadegutou,hailunbudaoguini。”
wojiuzhidaotabuhuibanuonuozheimeqingyirangjiwo,xianzaiwomeishenmejiazhile,tagengshishenmehuadoushuodechulai。
woxianzaizheigeyangzi,shoujiaodoubulisuo,jiusuanqudaguansi,yezhiyouhenxiaodejilvdedaofuyangquan。
danshi,wojueduibuhuirangtadedao,wobujinyaonadaofuyangquan,haiyaorangtadezheiyibeizidouhuile。
07
wochuimouxiangleyixia,weiqukeliandewangzheqiminghangshuo:“nibujiushijuedewomeishenmejiazhi,xianzaiyoulaoyouchouyoumeiqiansuoyicaibuxiangyaowolema?”
“woyaoshigaosuni,wobamafeichangyouqianni,wobadegongsizhenghaoqueyigegangwei,bumenjinglideweizhinixiangbuxiangzuo?”
“zhiyaowomenbulihun,qianhequandoujini,niyebuyongtiantianjibierendagongqule。”
qiminghanghenchayi:“nimenjiazheimeyouqian,dangchujiazhuangjineiyidianbiezaizheilipianwole。”
popotingledaoshiliangyanmaojinguang,lianmanglazhuwodeshoushuo:“zhendea,nizhennengjiminghanganpaiyigegangwei?aiyo,neikezhenshitaihaole!”
“nizaoshuoa,zaoshuowomenjiaminghangzenmekenenghaijinilihunma。”
woduizhepopoheqiminghangxiaolexiao:“dangran,bulihunbumenjinglizheigeweizhikeyiwenwendangdangdezuozhe。”
“duile,wobayijingdayingwole,cailiaoshenmededouzhunbeihaole。”
qiminghangkanzhewohaoxiangyijingshenxinbuyi,shuo:“neihao,mingtianwojiuyaozuoshangneigegangwei,yaoburanhaishilihun。”
dengtamenzoulezhihou,wobamamaifanhuilaile。
wobaxiaomimizihaodewenwo:“woguinvjihuadediyibushichengle?”
wojiandingdediandiantou:“neidangran。”
mamabafandijiwo,ranhouyousongwoyijimou:“buruwomenyongdianmeirenji,zhuazhutahunneichuguidezhengju,zhidetafufutietiede。”
wolingjiyidong:“haoa,ba,burunijitaanpaigepiaoliangdenvmishu,jizheigenvmishulianggeyuegongzi,rangtaquwanchengzheigerenwu。”
wohewobamaxiangshiyixiao。
wobaanpaidenvmishuziranshigongsidejiaojiaozhe。
tingwobashuo,zheigenvmishubuchaqian,jiushitiyanshenghuo。
danshiyinweixihuanwobagongsideguanlimoshi,suoyiduigongsizhongzhenbuer,tongshiyehenzhidewobaxinren。
takeshigebuputongdejiaose,yinweitazuihuigouyinnanren。
bushitazha,ershizhuantiaoneixiezhananqugouyin,dengdaonandeshanggou,zaibatamenzhiyusidi。
tatanguodehaojigenanpengyoubushizuolaolejiushishizongle。
zaigongsiyeshichumingde,suoyimeiyounanrenganjiejinta。
buguowobaqingchutadeweiren,jiushituotuoweishehuichuhaidedanvzhua!
beiwobashuodewoyijinghenpeifuzheigeren,henxiangjianjianta。
genghekuang,tabangmang,yedezhidaobangdeshisheiba。
suoyiwokenqingwobadaitalaijianjianwo。
dangtianbangwan,wobajiurangnvmishulaile。
wotongshibotongleqiminghangdedianhuashuo:“wobaanpaileyigeyouqianyouyandenvmishu,zaiyiyuankanwonikeyixianjianjian。”
反击恶婆婆一家