《孽徒,下山祸害你媳妇去吧》 小说介绍
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第1章
“九天!好徒儿!”
“快!快关门!”
gaoshanzhidian,gupoyuanluozhizhong。
yejiutianzhengzaidazuo,turantingdaoshifujinghu,mengditaitou。
yigexianfengdaogudelaotou,pitousanfachongjinlai,yilianhuangzhang。
yejiutianjiuzhidaoshiqingfale。
tamangshougongqishen,yigejianbuguanshangyuanmen,laotouzeyiliuyanpaojinwuli。
errenzuoxiazhihou,haishijinghunweiding。
“laotou,zenme,baoluzongjile?”
yejiutianzuozeixinxudesichukankan,xinzhongchuaichuai。
“娘的,甭提了!”
beiyejiutianchengweilaotoudelaozhehemaqilai。
taqidufeiran,jingshenjueshuo,benshijueshigaorenzitai。
pianpianshuoqihualai,hanmaliangjigao。
“jiujielewangguafuyigejidan!”
“zhiyufadongquancunderen,temedemanshanzhuawo?”
tafenranshuozhe,henmeixingxiangdekoukoubikong。
kouwanzhihou,youconghuailitaochuyimeishangdaiyuwendejidan,saidaotudishouzhong。
“haotuer,naquchiba!shifumeiyong。xiashanyitang,jiujinigaodaozheidianchishi......”
yejiutiankanzhejidanshangguazhedexinxianbishi,chechezuijiao,zhixiangfanshourengle。
naihedulidemingjiaorangtarenzheexin,buganrenga!
renshitie,fanshigang,yidunbuchiedehuang。
shituliangrenyijingsantiansanyemeichirenhedongxile!
shifudaohaogailiuzi,renruqiming。
kongyouyishenjingtianweidizhixue,duotianzaohuawugong,jingshenqiguiyishu。
quebushishengchan,buqulaozuo,yibeiziyoushouhaoxian,buwuzhengye。
yejiutianzeshishifujianlaideqiying,ziyoufuyangzhangda。
errenqingtongfuziyiban,zaishanshangshenghuoershinian。
shifudeyishenbenlingyejinshuchuanjita。
qingchuyulanershengyulan,yejiutianrujinyishensuoxue,bishifuhaiyaolihai。
wulunwugong、yishu、daofa,haishiqinqishuhua,zonghengbaihedouxiuzhidianfeng。
naihe,daliuzilingzhexiaoliuzinengyoushenmehaorizi。
errenzuochishankong,zhongyuchiwanleliangshi,shifuzhihaoxiashanjieliang。
gujishouduanbutaiguangmingzhengda,jingrangquancunrenduitazhankaiweigong。
yejiutianyizhenxinsuan,yuefajuedeshoulijidanzhongruqianjun。
tabajidansaidaoshifushouli,buliuhenjidebabishiyecazailaotoushoushang。
“shifu!haishininchiba,tuerbue!”
“haotuer,ni......”
gailiuzijiantudirucixiaoshun,yilianjidong,jingbuzhengqidalegege。
“嗝......”
叶九天:???
zheitememanzuishaokaoweipumianerlai,zenmehuishi?
menwai,chuanlaixiangqinmendenuhe。
“niubizi!haiwojianiulai!”
“laodaoshi,wojiamujishiyonglaixiadande,nijichileganshenme?chijiuchiba,linzouhaimowoyiba!”
“tianshade!yanggaoziniyebufangguoa,shuokaojiukaole?”
“kaimen!kaimen!kaimen!”
jiliedepaimensheng,bujueyuer。
yejiutian:......
“嗝!”
jianshifurenbuzhuyoudalegege。
taqidexiangbazheilaohuoyijiaochuaifei!
wangwohaibushedechigejidana。
ganqingninzaishanxiachichenglecaixiangqituer?
shundai,haimoleyibawangguafu?
xiangqinmenzenmemeidangchangnongsinia!
naihe,xianzaibushishuohuashihou。
一文钱难倒英雄汉。
liangrenzhidengzhexiangqinmenqiaobukaimen,mamalielieliquhou,caiganchusheng。
“zeilaotou,niteme......”
yejiutianyibazhuaqilaotouyishan,jiuyaofanan。
“哎......”
quebuliaoshifutanlekouqi,shenseweidun,liansecangbai。
“jiutian,weishidaxianyizhi,kongpahuobuguojinnianle。”
“什么?”
yejiutianwenyanyijing,zhuazhushifudeshousongkai,xunsukouzaitashouwanshang。
随后眼睛瞪圆。
“laotou,nizouhuorumole?”
gailiuzidiandiantou,yilianbeitong。
“haotuer,zanshituliangxiuliande‘jiulongjue’canquebuquan。shifuliangongchulechazi,mingbujiuyi。”
“suoyi,buyaozaijiujieweishijintianchishenmele,haoma?”
yejiutianxinlinanguowanfen,youyubanshangyoukaikou。
“shifu,neinilinsiqian,nengbunengjituerzaizhuajizhiyangshangshan,chonggekouliang?”
gailiuzi:......
“nietu!nijiubunengxiangjinyiqiebanfa,jiujiuweishima!”
“啊,还有救啊?”
“wo......wozenmeshoulenizheigebaijiazio!”
laotouchediqimengguoqu,yinhendangchang。
一个小时后。
shituliangrenzaimenkouyiyixibie。
laotouyilianbushe,lazheyejiutiandeshou,chuileiyudi。
“jiutian,cifanxiashan,zhixuzuoliangjianshijiunengjiuhuoweishi。”
“diyi:weishizaonianzaiyunshengjiangchengzhibanguosiheyuan,haiyouyixieqitachanye,zheixienianyizhikaoshouzuguohuo。”
“danjinliangnianlai,jingranmeiyigezukejiaozu,caidaozhizanyeliangzuochishankong。”
“nixiashanhouxianqusiheyuanzhaodaotamen,cuishouzheijinianfangzu,zhuajinwangshanshangdaqian,shifucaibuzhiyuhuohuoesi。”
“zhiyuqitachanye,nihoumianmanmancuishoujiuxing,shifudangnianshouyangguojitiaolaogou。”
“ruotamenganbuhaiqian,bujiaofangzu,jinguanfanggouquyaotamen。”
叶九天闻言点头。
laozeitouzaishanxiayouchanyedeshi,tayezhidaojifen。
buranyeliangyebukenengzaianxinxiulianershinian,buwenshishi。
zhishiyejiutianmeiyishidao,shifukouzhongsiheyuanlide‘tamen’,quanshinvren。
gengbumingbai,shifushouyangdelaogouyoushishenmeyisi。
贼老头已继续说道。
“dierjianshi,‘jiulongjue’xiabanbugongfa,weishidangnianyemaizaisiheyuandixia,ju**zhijibuqingle。”
“nishouwanzuhou,haohaoxunzhaoyifan,zhaodaotayihoufangnengjiejiuweishi。”
“tongyang,nide‘jiulongjue’yenenglianzhidacheng,roushenchengsheng,bairifeisheng!”
yejiutianwenyan,huxidoujicujifen。
“shifu,zanjiagongfazhennengdedaochengxian?”
“废话!”
gailiuzihuifushiwaigaorenmoyang。
“jiulongjuenaishimenshangguchuanchengdewushanggongfa!”
“yidanliancheng,jinglileijiehoujiunengbairifeisheng,chengxianchengfo!”
“tuer,nixianzaiyiliandaoshangbanbudingfengjingjie,daoqiangburu,zidanbushang,baidubuqin!”
“zhiyaozailianhaoxiabanbu......”
yejiutianchazuixiaodao:“wojiunengfeishengxianjie,dengshifuxialedifu,zanshitulianghainengzaixuqianyuan。”
gailiuziwenyan,zairenbuzhubeifenzhiqing,yijiaochuaiqu。
“guna!xiaozei,zhaobudaojiulongjue!jiudengzhejishifushoushiba!”
quebuliao,yijiaochuailegekong。
erbianzhishengneinietuqinglangxiaosheng,huidangzaishanlinzhijian。
“hahaha......shifu,ninfangxin!”
“tuercifanxiashan,napashangqiongbiluoxiatanhuangquan,yeyaozhaohuijiulongjue,jiunixingming!”
dangneishengyinxiaoshi,laodaoshiyeliezuixiaole。
tazhanzhishenxing,youhuifulejueshigaorenqidu。
kexishenqingyijiushuobuchudeweisuo。
“haha,zheishazihaishizheimehaopian!”
“bupiannixiashan,zenmehailaodaoqingjingzizai!”
xiaoleyizhen,tayouwangzhetudixiaoshideshenying,yizhentanxi。
“tuera!bairifeisheng,chengjiudadao,budanyaolijingjiuzhongleijie,haiyaolijingjiuzhongqingjie。”
“suoweileijiedushen,qingjieduxin。”
“weishiyiweinizaisiheyuanzhonganpailejiuduanyinyuan,rangnililian!”
“nengfouchengjiutiandao,yiqiehaiyaokanniziji!”
......
三日后。
云省江城,闹市区。
cuntucunjindediduan,yizuogujiusiheyuanzuoluoyuci。
sizhouquanshigaoloudasha,rangyuanzikanqilaifeichangweihe。
fengchenpupudeyejiutianzhongyuzhanzaimenqian,waitoudaliangyizhen,hehexiaole。
“huo!haodayuanzi!anzhaoguzhi,zaiqianchaoyezhishaoshigewangyefudi。”
“laozeitoualaozeitou,nidaodiyouduoshaochanyemanzhewo。”
“buguo,nishuodeneigezhongjianrenqunianyijingsile,guaibudeshoubushangfangzu。”
yejiutianyaoyaotou,tankouqi。
“shuobude,xiaoyeyaobanyihuiefangdongle!”
yaohuifangzu,zhaodaojiulongjue,cainenghuishangshanjiushifudeming。
rucixiangzhe,tapobujidaidetuikaiyuanluomen,zoulejinqu。
benyiweigujiudeyuanluo,yinggaizacaocongsheng,pobaibukan。
meixiangdaolimianjingganjingzhengjie,niaoyuhuaxiang。
shenzhiyinyintouzhegu......
女人香气?
yejiutiansongsongbizi,andaoyishengguaishi。
‘jiulongjue’zhongyoumengongfa,jiaowenxiangshinvren。
tongguonvrentianransanfadetixiang,jiunengpanduanchuduifangdeshencaimoyang,shenzhixinggexihao、gongfugaodi。
tajingxiudaoledingjimeinvdeqixi!
nandaolaozeitouzaisiheyuanlijinwuzangjiao?
yejiutianbuyouheiheixiaole,shengchucuxiaxinsi。
taxunzhexiangqizoudaoyichupianfangmenwai。
tingjianlimianxixisuosuodeshengyin,dahouyisheng,taijiaochongleguoqu。
“嘿!房东来了!”
“shuo!niweishenmebu......”
yejiutianshuodaoyiban,zaishuobuchuhua。
yanqianchuxiandeyimurangtadengdayanjing,xuemaipenzhang。
“weishenmebu......**yifua?”
yejiutianyiqiangbixuepenchu,feiliuzhixia。
我靠!
太**了!
wangyouyichenjieyidianping:《nietu,xiashanhuohainixifuquba》xiaoshuohuixieyoumo、qingjieqingkuai,jiaosekehualitishengdong,gushiqingjiefuyouxinyi,yuzhuangyuxiedijielushenghuo。gushiweiraoyejiutianwenxiuyingdepingfanrichang,zhanxianrenzaipingfanzhongchuangzaochudebupingfan,yongqingjiechuandiwennuan,zhangxianrenwenzhuyijingshen。
wangyounanmianshiluodianping:《nietu,xiashanhuohainixifuquba》zheibenxiaoshuodezuozhechangyuyouciduiyuqingjiedekongzhinenglishifeichangqiangde。gushixiedeqiadaohaochu。zaiyouxieqingjiedeshezhishang,yexukeyichengyiju“shenlaizhibi”,rangrenyiwai,querangrenjuedebenyingruci。
孽徒,下山祸害你媳妇去吧