《男友奇葩操作后,我醒悟了》 小说介绍
zaiweiyudebixia,jiangyifanningxiaoxingchengweileyimingbeizhudingyaoyumingyunkangzhengdeyingxiong。tamianduizheyigemoshengerweixiandeshijie,xuyaoyongqihezhihuilaizhanshengxieeshili。zheibuyanqingxiaoshuoronghelemaoxian、qihuanheaiqingyuansu,daijiduzhewujindejingxihegandong。tamawenyanbuzhudediantou,“dui!haishiwoerzixiangzhewo,meibaitengniyichang。jintiannizheixifushibawoqidebuqing,nalewojiazuchuandeyuzhuo……jiangrangniyubabuneng,yinfaneixindeshensi。
《男友奇葩操作后,我醒悟了》 第二章 免费试读
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05.
youshirangfuwuyuanzhongxinzhengzhiyizhuoximian,youshinashimaojinqinglinongzangdeyiwu。
wokanzhewomashenshangdeqipaobeiyoushuinongzangleyidakuai,zenmecayecabuganjing,buyoudeqishangxintou。
yanchouzhejiangyifanzaitamamianqianguaidegensunziside,jiugenglaiqile。
yiqianzenmemeifaxiantajingshigemabaonan!
e,dui,yiqiantadoumeifumude。
wohetashizaigaoxiaodelianyihuirenshide,woduizheizhongjiaojibenjiubuganxingqu,shibeiguimiyinglalaide。
lailehoujiuzuozaiyuanchuchichihehe,meichengxiang,chidejianxizhongmengditaitou,jingkandaoduimianyouyigenanshenggenwoyiyang,duziyiren。
zhangdeqingxiubaijing,haoduonvshengshangqudahua,doubeitaweiwanjujuele。
wokandaotadeyishunjian,jiujuedezheishiwoxihuandeleixing,buguoyemeishangqiandahua。
sheizhihoulaiyouzaigongkaikeshangyujianle,yilaierqude,womencongrenshidaoshushi,zuihouzoudaoleyiqi。
zaiyiqihou,wocaizhidaotajiashinongcunde,congxiaofumushuangwang,beizhengfujiuji,caiyiluzoudaojintian。
biyehouyeshibufuzhongwangjinruleyijiaguoqi,suanshiduanshangletiefanwan。
wulunshishangxuehaishigongzuo,tadoushiyigenulishangjindenansheng。
erzheiyidian,shizuixiyinwode。
xianzaikanlai,nulishangjinshimeicuo,danyinmanqipianyeshizhende!
jintianchoubandinghunyanwozaojiuele,xishangdecaiyaofengfu,wozaimeiguantamen,naqikuaizikaishichileqilai,bugujiangyifanzaiyipangjimeinongyan。
yankantazuobuzhu,shenshoukaishibalawo。
wofanlegebaiyan,henhendaluotadeshou。
“ningxiaoxing!nixiangduiwoerziganma!”
tamafandoubuchile,puguolaixiangmujihuzaiyiyanghuzheta。
womeihaoqideshuo:“zadi,wojiachudeqianbaodeximian、dingdejiudian,wohaibunengchile?”
woshangxiadaliangta,zelejisheng,“wohaimeiwennimenni,buzhidaocongnaermaochulaide,haishuoshijiangyifandefumu,tabushiyizhishengchengzijicongxiaofumushuangwang。”woguzuohuangrandawu,“nanbuchengnimenshicongfenduilipachulaide?”
tamadeyanshenkaishiduoshan,liandaizhejiangyifandemianseyebuhaoleqilai。
xinxuguohoubuzhicongnaerlaidezixin,gangxiangnaoteng,sheizhilingyitouyouchuchazile。
shijiangyifantamendailaideyi**qinqi。
caishangwanhou,tamenjiukaichile,jigehaizihenkuaichibaohouzaitingliyouchaoyounao。
meiyigezhuomiandoupuzheyikuaizhangjidimiandezhuobu,shihaizimentianrandeyoulechang,jianjiaoxinao。
wojiazheibiandeqinqiyijingshirenleyouren,meichengxiangjiexialaineibianqinqidecaozuogengweilipu,rangtamenshizairenbuxiaqule。
jiangyifandejiujiu、gugudeng,benjiufensanzaibutongdezhuo。
zijihuosuchiwanhou,congdouliyirentaochuyigedahongsuliaodai,zaitongzhuorenhaimeifanyingguolaishi,xunsujiangzhuoshangdecaiyisaoerkong。
zhuangwanqitazhuode,jinghaihouzhelianpiguolai,yibianmalidejiangzhuoshangdecaiyigunaodedaojindaizili,yibianduiwoshuodao:“xiaoxinga,nijiaxuandezheijiudianbuxing,baoyuzheimexiaoyige,zheixiayebuxinxian,biedejiugengbuyongshuole,yikannijiubushigehuiguorizide,yihoujiajinwojia,kedehaohaogennipopoxuexue。”
wokantamenzuishangmanshiyouguang,jijizhazhadeshuluocai、shuluowodebushi,shoushangdedongzuoquesihaoweiting。
womazuozaipangbian,zhenghaodangzheyipancai,yanjianzheyigedaniangyongfanzheyouguangdeshouchetadeyifu。
“ai,nizheirenyanbuliangtang,yanchouzheanmenyaojiacai,haigezheizuozhebunuowo。”
yishouxiaqujiushiwugeyouzhuayin。
yigexiaohaiziyezhenghaocongzhuoxiazuanchulai,hedewomadanqi,wuzhexiongkouchuanqi,lianbiedetonghong。
整个厅内乱作一团。
cike,wodenaorenbeiqidetutuzuoteng。
shenmegoupimianzi,qutamade。
wochongdaozuijindejirenmianqian,yirenshuaileyigedaerguazi,dangran,yemeilouxiabenjiujinzaizhichidejiangyifanhetamama。
erguangshengbansuizhewodeshengyinzaizhenggetingneihuixiang。
“都给我闭嘴!”
xiaohaibeiwohedesuozaiqinrenshenhou。
世界终于安静了。
06.
worangwomasongjialideqinqixianlikai,aigeerdaoqian,shuogairizaipeizui。
jiangyifanyeaigeerjitajiadeqinqidaoqian。
“guguninshuodeshi,wojiaxiaoxingbiyehouyizhimeichulaigongzuo,zheibuyoushidanqinjiating,renqingshigufangmianshiqianqueleyixie,wodoushuoguotahenduocile......yihouguolemenhaiyaonimenduoduojiaodao。”
neixieqinqiyigegezhideyimandezoule,zoushihaibuwangtizhezhuangmancaiyaodedahongsuliaodai。
zhongyujiangsuoyouqinqisongzouhou,ruodadetingneidengshizhishengxiawohewoma,yijijiangyifanhetabama。
tabazheimedadedongjingdoumeixing,haizaiyipangchezhezhentiandehulu。
tamajingshentoudaoshishizu,xiangyizhiangyangdemuji,dangzaijiangyifanshenqian,muguangjiongjiongdedingzhewo,shengpawozaijitaerzilaiyixia。
jiangyifanruoruodesuozaihoumian,wuzhelianshangdebazhangyin,congtamashenhoutanchutou:
“xiaoxing,nijintianzenmexiangbianlegeren,doukuairangwoburenshile。”
wokanzheta,zaicigantanzijiyanguangzhencha。
zheibutuotuomabaonandiejiafenghuangnan,zaijiayigeqiruanpayingma。
qianmianwomeidongshou,jiuyiweiwohaoqifu,yingqidehen,xianzaiquesuozaitamabeihou。
zhiqianbeitadewaibiaoqipian,wohaiyiweizijijiandaolebao。
meixiangdaoqueshigecongxinzijiuhuailedejiahuo。
这手是分定了。
buguozaifenshouqian,takehaiqianzhewodongxi。
“jiangyifan,bakahaiwo。”
jianwolengjingdebuxiangshiyaozaidarendeyangzi,jiangyifanzheicongtamabeihouchulai,lileliyifu,jiamojiayangdeqingkelejisheng。
“xiaoxing,nishuoshani,neikabushizanyaonaqumaifangzidema。”
wofanlegebaiyan,“haimaigepidefangzi,woliangyebuyongjiehunle,yiqianjinihuadeqianjiuquandangwofupinle,neishiwomadeyanglaoqian,nihaijiwozanmenjiusuanliangqingle。”
woshuofenshoujiangyifantingbudao,quejingzhundezhuazhulelianggeguanjianzi:【haiqian】。
hezhetamayiqiyibengsanzhanggao,yankantianhuabandoukuaibeitamenchuopole。
“ningxiaoxing,neigekaliyeyouwodeqian,zaishuole,zanliangtanzheimejiu,woyejinimailebushaodongxi,jiaqilai,zenmeyegoukalideqianshule。”
jiwomaidedongxishizhitaobaojiukuaijiubaoyoudelingshidalibao,haishishijiukuaijiudezhenzhuxianglian?
jiutasongdeneixiedongxi,jiaqilaipaliankalidelingtoudoubugou。
他怎么敢的啊?!
07.
tidaohaiqiantamanule,fengkuangshuchu:
“ningxiaoxing!jiwoerzile,neijiudoushiwoerzideqian,nihewojiayifantanzheimejiu,haoletazheimeduoniandeqingchun,xianzaituranyaofenshou,duodeyebugenniyaole,neiqianjiudangshibuchang。
“zuoweiguolairen,wohaoyanquanniyiju,wojiayifanmeixianqinixuelidi、meigongzuo,neishitaduinideai,pieleneimeduohaonvwabuxuan,pianpianxuanleni,nihaizheimebushitaiju,zheicijiusuanle,yihounikebunengxiangjintianzheiyang,meiguimeiju。”
hezhegenwozaiyiqihaiweiqutale。
xuanwohaibushiyinweiwozhiqianlianainao,haobaibu。
zenmede,xianzaikanwoqingxingle,xiangchoushenle?
zaishuole,genwojiehun,tacainengyouchengshihukou,cainengliuzaidadoushili!
woyanzhuyizhuan,wangzhetamenxiaodao:“zenmele,qianbuhuibeinimenhualeba?”kandaotamendebiaoqing,wodecaicebeizhengshileyiban。
cikewobuyoudeqingxing,haihaodangshitingguimidehua,zhuanzhangdeshihoubeizhule,buranzheihuidoumeichushuoliqu。
“wokegaosunimen,santianneibubaqianhaile,nidebaobeierzijiuyaodunjuzile。”
shuowanhoubugutamendefanying,wolazhewomabianzoule。
wopazaidaixiaqu,kezhibuzhuzijichunchunyudongdeshou。
dahuailelaishangwokebuxing。
08.
yichaolianainaoqingxinghou,wobeijiudianwaidelengfengyichui,juedeshenqingqishuang,lazhewomajiuzuoshanglechuzuche。
zuoshanghou,wozaihoushijingliyanjiandekandaojiangyifan,tulaodewangchekaizoudefangxiangzhui。
yigeliejushuailegegouchishi。
yebuzhidaozijidangchushizenmexialeyanle。
woqingxiao,haozaiweishibuwan。
womawozhuwodeshou,yuqixiaoxin:
“小星,别难过。”
我可一点也不难过。
fenshouhoucandeshijiangyifan,kebushiwo。
该难过的是他。
haohaoxiangxiangzenmebushangzheigekulongba。
huiquhoumeixishu,tangzaichuangshangdaotoujiushui。
yiyewumeng,shuixinghouwolazhejigeguimiyiqiqujiubabengdi。
“xiaoxing,nikezhongyugenjiangyifanfenshoule,yiqiannimenzaiyiqideshihou,wojiuquanguonibuzhiyici,nijiuxiangbeirenxialegu,buzhuangnanqiangbuhuitou。zenmezhe,zheihuizhongyuqingxingle?”
“nishuonikanshangjiangyifansha,yejiulianzhangdehaixing,lunbiede,genbenpeibushangni。”
......
haoyoumendouweiwofenshoukaixin。
bieshuotamenxiangbumingbai,woyexiangbumingbai。
dangchushizenmekanjiangyifanzenmehao。
xianzaiyichaoqingxing,caifaxiannalishitayinzangdeshen,shiwoyanmangxinxiale。
jidegangzaiyiqishi,chuquwan,taqiangzhefuqian,dandoushifudeyixiexiaoqian,jiuzheiyangdoubawogandongdebuxing。
tiliangtaqingongjianxue,doulibenjiumeiqian,haiyuanyijiwohua。
daihuiquhouhaizhudongjitabahuadeqianzhuanhuiqu。
houmianyilaierqude,jiuquanbubianchengwofuqianle。
wohuanglehuangtou,xiangdaozheixiedoubujindageduosuo。
yinweihedejiuyoudianduo,niaoyixilai,woqishenwangcesuodefangxiangzouqu。
lushangyibuxiaoxinbeishitoubanleyijiao,yankankuaiyaodiedaodishang,quebeituruqilaideyishuangshoufuzhu。
我诧异的抬头。
kandaoyigenandelianxiaodexiangyiduojuhua,manliandezhezi,weisuojile。
helejiudenaodaiyunhuhude,rangwomeilaidejizuochufanying。
weisuonanjianzhuangdaxi,fuzhewodeshoumanmanwangxiahua。
jiuzaizheishi,woyanjiandekandaoqianmianguaijiaochuyouyidianhongguangshanshuo。
ranhoujiangyifanconghoumianzoulechulai。
09.
wobuzhidaotayaozuoshenme,zhishijiebeidekanzheta。
sheizhisuizhetazoujin,dengguangjianjianmingliang,wozheicaifaxiantadelianshangjingranbiqinglianzhong,zhenggerenkanshangqulangbeijile。
daizoudaowomianqian,jiangyifanjingputongyishengguizaidishang。
“xiaoxing,wozaizheilijinidaoqian,zhiqianbushuoshiyinweipanixianqiwobamashinongcunren,kanbuqitamen,yankanzanmendinghunle,wozheicairangbamaheqinqizhuanchengzuojibaigongli,laizhiqianwohaijinifaguoduanxinde,yiweinizhidao,jieguo......”
wodeliandoukaishichouchou,neigeduanxinbeiguijinlelajixiangli,wodoushiqiantianqinglilajishicaikanjian,erqiexianzaishenmeniandaile,bunengjiwodagedianhua,huozheyongtongxunruanjianjiwoshuoyixiama?
“xiaoxing,wobamashinongcunlaide,budongchenglideguiju,zaidinghunyanshangjinidiulianle,wotitamenjinipeibushi,xianzainidayedale,mayemale,jiusuanyaofenshou,woyerenle,dannibunengweilegenwoduqi,jiuhezheizhongnanrenzaiyikuaiera。”
kudeyibabitiyibalei。
wokandezhizhoumeitou,jitianbujian,tayuezhangyuechoule,dangchuzenmejiuxialeyanle。
neigeweisuonanjiandaojiangyifan,feidanmeiyouhoutui,fanergengjiadadanleqilai,shouzhijielouzhuwodeyao,kaishishangxiaqishou。
woyibazhengtuo,duizhunweisuonandexiashenmengdeyiti,taxianranmeiliaodaowohuiyouzheiyangdedongzuo,beitilegezhengzhe。
quanzhuwodeshouyesongle,zhenggerenzhibuzhudihutong,wuzhetiaojiao。
“jiangyifan,niyouxiangwanshenmexinhuayang?neihoumiandeshexiangtouwodoukanjianle。”
weisuonanbeizheiyangbaoji,jinghaimeifangqi,youtieleshanglai。
“xiaoxing,nijintianzenmele,yiqianmeicigenwochulaidouwenroujile。”
“xiaoxing,tashuodeshishenmeyisi,nandaonimenliangzaiwomenhaimeifenshouqianjiuzaiyiqile?”
......
wosuanshimingbaile,zheishijiangyifanjiwoshejideyichudaxi。
jiutaneinaodai,xiangchulaideyebushishenmehaojice。
我翻了个白眼:
“jiangyifan,nidenaozishibeigouchilema,jiuzheiyanghaixiangwangwoshenshangpozangshui,tuiyiwanbulaishuo,jiusuanxianzaiwoyounanpengyou,shenzhijiehunle,dougennimeiguanxi,genghekuang,”woxianqidishangxiadaliangweisuonan,“zheiyangdenandenishangnaerqupifade,shizenmezuodaogenniyigedexingde?”
jiangyifanrengbuyaoliandeguizaidishang,yifukelianxixideyangzi,jiuxiangmeitingdaowoganggangshuode,ziguzideshuo:
“xiaoxing!woqiuni,biezaidawole,wohuibaqianhaijinide,zhende。”
wokanzhetazheifuyangzijiulaiqi,shizaimeirenzhushangquzouleliangquanhoufangcaishenxinshuchangdelikai。
linzouqianwohaibuwangbaguaijiaochudeshoujinazou。
dakaiyikan,guoranshizailushipin。
wochixiaoyisheng,buyiweiyidelikaile。
10.
meixiangdaodiertianwozaishuimengzhongzhijiebeiguimidedianhuahexing,dianhuaneitoudeshengyinshifenjinzhangqiejipo,mimihuhudenaodaichediqingxing。
“xiaoxing,nikuaidianjiweiboresoukankan,neigenvshengbuhuishuodejiushiniba?wogangshuadao,yuekanyuejuedeshini!”
wogangdianjinresou,haimeilaidejikan,jiuyoubeiguimiyishengjinghu,hedeshoujichadiandiaodaodishang。
“xueer,niganmani,yidazaoshangde,zazahuhu,yaoshirangwofaxianzheigexinwengenwomeiguanxi,wokeraobuleni!”
“xiaoxing!nizijidianjinwofajinidelianjiekankan,wokeyikendingjiushizaishuoni,yikanjiushijiangyifanzaidaogui。”
wojiangxinjiangyidedianjinqu,shiyiduanshizhangwufenduozhongdeshipin。
huamianbeirengongchuliguo,liangdudiaogaoleyixie,yincimeigerendezhangxiangchuanzhekandeqingqingchuchu。
shipincongwochuxianzaiguaijiaokaishi,likaishijieshu,limiandeneirongbeirenweidejianjiqujie,bajiangyifansuzaochengyigebeichengshinvshengpaoqidekumingnongcunnan,wushucideweiquqiuquan,huanlaidequeshiquandajiaoti,gengbietishipinliwohaijita“dailvmao”le。
neitianwohualeyigebijiaonongdeyanxunzhuang,jiashangbenshenzhangxiangjiubushiwenrouyigua,kanqilaiyouxielingli,jiugengchendejiangyifankelian。
shipinde**zaiwoshangqianbajiangyifanzouleliangquan,zaitabenjiuqingzhongdelianshangyoudiejialeliangdakuaiqingzishanghen。
shangmiandanmumimimamadoushizaishengtaowo,tongqingjiangyifande。
【zheinvdezhangchengzheiyang,yikanjiubuhaore,xiongdizhennengren。】
【chuanchengzheiyang,shiyaoqugouyinsheini?】
【gegebiekule,gennifenshoushitadesunshi,xiayigegengguai。】
【zheigeshihounvquanzenmebuchujile?tiantianhouzhenandejiabaonvde,zheihuieryoubuhangshengle。】
......
zaizheixiedanmuzhongjian,yejiazazheyiliangtiaoqingxingdepinglun。
【dajialixingchigua,yiwodejingyanlaikan,zheishipinyoukenengshihechengde。】
【loushang,nandaonijiushishipinlineigenvde?】
......
nihaibieshuo,jiandetinghao,yaobushiwojiushigushidezhurengong,wohaizhenjiuxinle。
zuoweigushizhurengongdewo,sihaobuhuang,shenzhiyoudianxiangxiao。
kanyangzi,jiangyifanbujindongyonglekalideqian,duobanhaibaqiandouhuaguangle。
11.
zhishirangwomeixiangdaodeshi,zheitiaoresouchixufajiao,yiyezhijian“chengshinvxianpinaifujiabaonongcunnan”zheiyicitiaojiuchongshanglebangshou。
zaishangbangshoudetongyishijian,jiangyifanzhudongtiaochulaihuiyingle。
【dajiahao,zheigeshipinshipengyouqibuguobangwofade,yinweishangleresouwocaifaxian,zaicitongyihuiyingyixia。wojiushishipinlidenansheng,wozaizheiliyaotiwodenvpengyouningxiaoxingshuojijuhua,tarenhenhao,zhende,douguaiwojiajingbuhao,zaiyiqidabufenshihoudoushitahuaqian,wozhiyouzaixingdongshangjinlibuchangta,pingshikeyishuoshidabuhaishou,mabuhaikou。
benlaiwomendoushuohaoguoqingjiedinghunde,wobamateyibuyuanwanliganlai,jialidejigeqinqizhidaoxiaoxiyefeiyaogenlai,dajiadoudailetechan,womahaibajializuchuandeyuzhuozijitale,sheizhidaodaojiudianhou,wobamaheqinpengbudongchenglideguiju,jitadiulianle。
tazuoweiwanbeijingzhijieshangshoudalewobama,shihougengshibuyiburaodeyaowobamadaoqian,yaogenwofenshou,zheiyejiusuanle......ruguobushitahaiyaowojitapeiqian,woshibuhuinaodaozheililaide。
neibiqianshiwomenmaihunfangdeqian,liushiduowan,limianyouwofumuquanbudejixu,tayizhangkoujiushiyaowopeitaliushiwan,yaozhidao,womagangquezhenleniaoduzheng,xuyaotouxi,wobashentiyebuhao,erwoyegangchulaigongzuomeiduojiu......】
houmianhaiyouyidachuanzuowenshibeiqingzishu,jiangyifanbazijixiedejiuxiangdongtianlidexiaobaicai,erwojiushidalengtianhaiwangtashenshangjiaobingdeeguanmanyingdeqiannvyou。
xiaozuowendezuihou,jiangyifantichuletadesuqiu。
【zaizheili,woxiangduixiaoxingshuoyijuhua,jiusuannidawomawo,genwofenshou,wuruwodejiaren,hewozaiyiqishijiaotaliangzhichuan,xianzaifenshoulehaiyaobuchangfei,danwohaishiaini,zheibiwobamadejiumingqianwokeyijini,danwoxiwangninadaoqianhounengtatashishizhaofengongzuo,haohaoshenghuo,haohaozhaoguziji,biezaizaijialikenlaole。】
wokandaozuihouyijuhua,geyedefandoukuaibeituchulaile。
jiangyifangezheiexinsheini?
tadangwangyoudouhetayiyangmeinaozima。
sheizhiwodiankaipinglunquyikan,haizhenyourenhetayiyangmeinaozi。
12.
baijiangyifangaoqinghechengshipinsuoci,wodesirenxinxihenkuaijiubeiwannengdewangyoubazailepinglunqu,xiamianquanshitijiangyifanshengtaode,gengyouyizhongnongcunnanshengjitiweitafasheng。
gengyoushenzheyangyanyaodaowoxiaoqumenkouduwo,wenwoxiangjiangyifanyaotabamadejiumingqiankuibukuixin。
jiangyifanjiangtizijishengtaodepinglunaigeerdianzan,tongshipinglunyigetongkudebiaoqing。
wojianzhixiaosi,wokuixinshenme,daoshitabanyejingxingdeshihoupashihuibeizijide**hedao。
tabamahaoshouhaojiao,genbenmeibinghaoma,erqieneigekalishiyouliushiduowanmeicuo,tashuolimianyoutabamadequanbujixu,jianyutashuohuangchengxing,youdaikaozheng,danqueshishiyoutajiadeqian,zhishitajiadeqianshilingtou,limianliushiwandedatoushiwomadexuehanqian。
zheibiqianwobukenengbutaohuilai。
guimitiwozaipinglunqushezhanqunru,wozemeigentamenfeihua,zhijieyizhisuzhuangjiangjiangyifangaoshanglefating。
congfachuanpiaodaokaitingbuguoyigeyue,fayuanbianxuanpanwoshengsu。
wuta,shizaishijiangyifanloudongbaichu。
neibiqianwoyouchongzudezhengjuzhengmingguishu,gengbietizhuanzhangshidebeizhu,xianzaifenshoulejiuyinggaiyuanfengbudongdeguihai。
zhiyuneigeshipin,zaijiangyifanhuiyingdangwan,wojiujiangyuanbanshipinzhijiefazailewangshang,yishijianjiangyifanrenrenhanda。
wozuozaiyizishang,kanzheduimianjiangyifancuoedebiaoqing,shifenyuyuedelikaile。
xianzaijiangyifankebuzhishixuyaohailiushiwan,haiyaopeichangwodegeleisunshi,lianzaitanlianaiqijiandezhongzhonghuaxiao、zhuanzhang,douxuyaoyiyiguihai。
faguanxianjiangyifansantianneibixuguihaihejiqishiwanrenminbi,fourenjianghuipaimaiqijizhixiqinshumingxiasuoyoucaichan,yongyidizhang。
jiangyifanzizhitoujibuchengshibami,jiwolianfanduanxin、dianhuahongzha。
wodiandoumeidiankai,zhijiequanbulaheishanchu。
sheizhiyinweilianxibudaowo,youhaibuleqian,jiangyifanzaicizhaoshangmenlai。
wokanzheguizailouxiadejiangyifan,haoqiaobuqiao,zaitagangguixia,tianjiuxiaqileyu,talianshangshensezhengzha,wangzhejinzaizhichidewuyan,yaoleyaoya,rengzaiyudilimeinuodongbanbu。
jianwotanchuletou,lianshangyixi。
“xiaoxing,wobamaweilezheishidoubingdaozaichuangshangle,shizaiqibulai,buranyehuihewoyiqilaidaoqiande。wofashidengwomenjiehunhou,bamabuhuigansheyifenyihao,nijiuyuanliangwo,haobuhao?”
“womencengjingneimehao,jiuyinweizheiyangyijianxiaoshi,nijiuyaohewofenshouma。”
nanrendechengnuodafengyichuijiunengguazou,wugenwuping,quanpingyizhangzui。
wodalegehaqian,kanlekanwaimiandetian,queshixiadetingda,jiangyifanzheihuizhenxiaxuebenle,xiazheimedayuyemeihedehuiquzhaomama。
juqishoujilulegeshipin,woyouzhuanshenhuiwu,zouqianshunshoubachuanghuhechuanglianjilashangle。
zaiwohuiwuhou,jiangyifandakaileshoulidezhibogongneng,zhunbeiliyongwangluobipowojiufan。
tahaixizizidexianzaizhiqianzhongrenweihudejiaxiangzhizhong,juededangshibeimazhishiyinweiwocongzhongzuogeng,xianzaizijidouyuzhongdaoqianle,zenmezheyenengzhuanwangyouyiboxinteng。
gangdakaizhibojiemian,jiukandaoyoushangjiaodezaixianrenshuyilubiaosheng,duanduanjifenzhong,jingzhijieshengdaolejiwanrenci。
jiangyifanneixinzhanzhanzixi,kanzhejingtoulizijihunshenshitou,cangbaiwulidemoyang,zheihaibubawangyoumenxintengsi。
quemeixiangdaohaimeikaikou,jiupiedaoxiamianyiliuyandepinglun,dengshijiangyifandeyanjingdoudengdale。
pinglunqingyishuidedoushizaimata,buyaolian、ruanfanyingchi、diunongcunrendelian......
jiangyifandelianbeiqidetonghong,zaiyudilijinyebushituiyebushi。
13.
wozuozaiwunei,manyouyoudejiangganggangludeshipinshangchuan,tongshipeiwen:
【jiangyifanyoudaowojiamenqianduwole,zheicihaizaiwaimianzhuangkelian,feibizhewofashengmingyuanliangta,fouzejiuzaimenqianzhangguibuqi(haipa+kuqi.jpg)】
pinglunquyizhongxiaojiemeifenfenweiwojiayouguqi,rangwobieqingyiyuanliangta,bunengbeibiaoxiangmihuo。
haiyouyixierexinwangyoubiaoshimashangwangluochujing,tijingchashushudaibu。
wobenyiweishiwanxiao,meiguoyihui,rexinwangyoubianjiwofaguolaiyizhangtu。
tushangjiangyifandeshuangshoubeikaozaibeihou,lianshangqingziyipian,beijigezhuanghantuizhezou。
woyituichuanghu,faxianxiamianguoranmeirenle。
weilebimianhoumianliangtianbeijiangyifanhetafumuqinqiweidu,wohewomazhijiezaijialitangleliangtian。
fanzhengzuhudezujinhuianshidadaokashang,jiusuanwohewomabuchumengongzuo,yebuhuidanxinrenhewenbaowenti。
bendasuanzaidinghunhouzaigaosujiangyifanzheigeshide,xianzaikandakebubi,jiurangtayihouhouhuiquba。
shijianyihuangguodehenkuai,daozuihouqixianshi,jiangyifanguoranhaibulepeichangjin。
fayuanyifameishouletajifumumingxiadesuoyoucaichan,paimaihoujiangqianhaijilewo。
haishengyixieqian,jushuofayuanquanshuguihaijilejiangyifan。
houlaideshiwozijimeizaiguanzhu,xuanlegeshijian,daizhewomaheguimiyiqiqulehainanlvyou。
zaiwohetamentangzaishatanyishang,hezheyezhi,chuizhehaifengdeshihou,woyoushoudaolewangluojiemeidezuijinbaodao。
jushuozaifangzibeidiyahaizhaihou,jiangyifanhetafumuzhinengjiejuzaiqinqijiali,duanduanyigeyue,jiujiangsuoyouqinqidezuigeganjing,zuihouzhinengzhujiudian。
zheiyigeyueyijiarenhaodaihaiyouxiepantou,jiangyifandegongzuohaimeidiu。
yinweiyixieteshuxingzhi,tagongzuodedifangxiangduibisai,buzhidaojiangyifanqianduanshijiannaochudedongjing。
sheizhizheigeyuebeirexinwangyouzhijienimingjubaodaogongsishangceng,jiangyifanruzhongrensuoyuandebeikaichu。
pinjianjiatingbaishiai,yiqianaizirumingdefumu,jingjuanzoulesuoyoudeqian,lianyelikaileacheng。
jiangyifanyiweichushile,sichuquxun,zheicaifaxianbamashijuanpugaihuilaojiale。
xinghaozouqianhailiuxialejibaikuaiqian,gouchengguojitian。
danrenpingjiangyifanzenmezhaogongzuo,douhuizaimianshijieduanbeishuadiao。
beibiwunai,zaisuoyoudeqianhuaguanghou,jiangyifanzhinengsichujianshilaji,wanshangjiuzaigongyuandezhangyishangduri。
wokandaowangluojiemeihuishenghuisedemiaoshu,buyoudexiaochulesheng。
tamendecanzhuangwonengxiangxiang,zhishitabamajuranzheimekuaijiupaoqitale,zheishichuhuwoyiliaode。
neibianwangluojiemeiyoufalaileyiduan:
【wotingbiedejiemeishuo,tabamajuanqianhuiqu,shiyinweijiangyifandeqingmeihuaiyunle,jiangyifanyijingyangbuhaole,zheibu,jizhelaoqianhuiquyangxiayidai......】
wozheicaixiangqi,zhiqiandinghunyanshangtaiduqiguaidenvren,haoxiangshijiaowangcuilaizhe。
chuyunvrendezhijue,dangshiwojiuzhidaojiangyifanyidinghetayouyitui,zhishimeixiangdaojuranhaishiqingmeizhuma。
zenme,shixiangbawoquhuiqudangerfangma?
wochixiaoyisheng,daishangmojing,fanlegeshen,xiangshouzheriguangyu。
zaiheyikouyezhi,gantandao:
这才是人生啊。
男友奇葩操作后,我醒悟了