最强搞笑系统
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第6章
“ouhe，nitamabuyaomingle？”wangdamingwubiqurudebeiyazaishenshang，kanzheouhedemuguangchongmanleyuanhen。
zhishicishitadezhutoulian，zhendemeishenmeqishi，renjiayerenbuchutajiushinanshen。
“haiyouganweixiewo？”ouhemeimaoyitiao，kantabushuang，youshiyibazhangshuaileshangqu。
啪。
然后再一巴掌。
papapa，henduogebazhang，zhidadewangdamingbaotousuoshen，pihuabuganhangyisheng。
duifuzheizhongren，nizhiyoubitagenghen，tacaihuihaipani。
ruorouqiangshi，jishizaiqingsongqieyidexiaoyuanyezhaoyangshiyong。
“haizaiwomianqianzhuangbibu？”ouhewen。
“bu，buganle。”tianzhidao，wangdamingshuochuzheijuhuashiduomedebiequ，tazhendexiangsi。
tayebuxiangkanzhouweitongxuedemuguangle。tayekanbudao，yinweitaliandouzhongle，yanjingzuiduozhinengmichengyitiaofeng。
“dashengdian，yabalema？”ouheqiazhewangdamingbozi，jiangtasisiyazaidishang，“ganggangnibushitidaowojiejielema？xianzaihaitima？”
ouhewanquantuojiangle，jirandale，neijiujueduiwufashanle，haiburuyiciwangegou。
tayeshidiyicizouruci“baixi”delian，tongyangshigenianqingren，zuoqishilaibujihouguozhihou，dedaodedoushishuangkuaideganjue。
人生，本该如此。
tarennaideshiqingtaiduole，ouershifangyici，jiexialaideshiqingsuiyiba。
liangtayebuganquqingyunxiaoquzhaojiejiemafan，neilikeshilongtanhuxue，weixianzheni。
“bu，buganle！！”jishihenyonglizaihan，wangdamingshengyinyejiuzheimedale。
他已经被打残了。
“zuotianwanshangneixierenshibushinipaiqude？”congwangdamingshuo“youxierentabunengranzhi”zhihou，ouhejiucaichutazhaoshangzijideyuanyin。
zhengfengchicuzheiyangdeshiqing，congtazuotiangenmuxiaotubiaobai，jiuyijingzhunbeihaole。
zhishimeixiangdao，yigexiaoxiaodegaobai，quejitadailailezheimedadeweixian。
ruguobushipowerjiaonang，zuowantanenglaidaoxuexiaocaiyougui！
“zuowanasang......”
“ouhe，nizaiganma？”zaiwangdaminggangyaochengrendeshihou，jiubingzhongyulaile。
cishi，wugekuiwuhanzizouleguolai，jiangwangdamingcongouheshoushangjiuzou，jugaolinxiadekanzheta，biaoqinghenxiaozhang。
tamenshitiyubudexuesheng，shiwangdamingdemazi。
yeshiwangshaoyetaizixinle，buranyoutamengenzaishenbian，tayouhebishouzheimeduoku。
“wangshao，nimeishiba？”dafeikanzhepangbianmoshengdenanzi，renzhuxinzhongbentengdeguaiyi，rangzijibuquxiangyu“zhutou”youguandeshiqing，renzhenwendao。
“biejiwofeihua，jiwojiangouhechaile，woyaotasiwuquanshi！”jidudequru，lingwangdamingbaonvewubi，feitiyijiaodafei，queyinweishenzishoushang，shuailegegouchishi，yinlaisizhouyouanjinglepianke。
“nima......”dafeiyeshiyaoliande，tasuiranshiwangdamingmazi，danwangdamingpingchangduitadouhenzunzhong，diyicizaigongkaichanghedangzhezheimeduorendemianbeitipigu，tayenule。
zhishitabuganjiangzheixienuhuozhuandaowangdamingshenshang，ershijiangmuguangluozaileouhefangxiang。
suoyourendouzhidaoyaochushile。
cishidajiakanzhegulinglingzhanzaichangzhongdeouhe，xinzhongchongmanleyiyangdeqingxu。
youpeifude、youchaonongde、youxihuande......suiranhenshao，danzhendeyourenduiouhezheiyangde“yingxiong”gandaoxiai，shiyixiegengjiaxihuanzhuiqiucijidenvsheng，liruwuanjingneileixingwenkesheng......
tamengenouhe，zhichayibeinaichadejuli。
“zenmeban，yaobuyaogaolaoshi？ouheyigeren，wangdamingtamen5geren，erqiedoushixiaolanqiuduide，shitiyutezhaosheng，ouheyidinghuichikuide。”youhaoxindenvshengshuodao。
“xianzaigaolaoshiyechile，denglaoshilaiouhezaowandanle，niyezhidao，wangdaminghoumianyouren，shixuexiaodemuhoulaoban，tajiusuandasiouhedoumeishi！womenhaishibuyaoshuohuadehao。”
“keshijiukanzheoutongxuebeidasima？tazheimerexuedeyigexuesheng，jushuotatiwomenxuexiaoganzoulehenduodongyundaxuedehuaidan，tiwomenzhengduolehenduodipan，suiranwomenbuzaixiaowaihun，danshichuquwaimian，womenhaishibidongyundaxuedexueshenganquanxuduo，yenengdedaohenduohaochu。”
“ai，nishuotaiduodoumeiyong，wangdamingyaozoushei，womendoumeizhe。”
“yaobuyaozhaomuxiaotu？”
“muxiaotu......”
zhouweiyilunfenfen，ouhequesihaobuju，talenglengxiaozhe，suiranshenbiankongwuyiren，fangfobeishijieguli，dantaquechongmanlehaoqing，ciqingcijing，kandezhouweixueshengchongjingbuyi！
yiqiediqi，yuanzishouzhongdepowerjiaonang，zhiyaozhangxinyouyao，tadexuejiushirede。
fangfoxiayimiao，tanengkandaodafeijirenbeizarudibandehuamian。
cishi，tawanquanhuochuqule，zaidademafandoubuju。
fanzhengyijingmeiyouhuitoulule，bushima？
zijiqiurao，nandaowangdamingjiuhuifangguota？
genbenjiushichixinwangxiang，congzijizhishigenmuxiaotubiaogebai，tajiuyaopairenjiangtadazhuyuan，zheiyangbaonvechengxingdegongzige，huichidexiazheigeyabakui？
“ouhe，nizhidaozijizaiganmama？nandaobuqingchuwangshaozunguideshenfen，zheilishixuexiao，kebushijieshangmoutiaoxiaoxiangzi，keyirenniweisuoyuwei——”
“biemojile，yaodajiugankuai。”ouheduidafeitamenyesuanshuxi，niugaomadabuqudaqiuweixiaozhengguang，quezaizheilijirendangdashou，heng，tahenbudejiangduifangquanbudapa，suanweixiaochuhaile。
zongdelaishuo，ruguomeiyouzheixiegoutuizi，wangdamingweibiyouneimexiaozhang，zheixiemeiyouguqideren，caishixuexiaoluanxiangdezuikuihuoshou。
yinci，ouhekanzhetamendeyanshenwubilengli，xiangdingzheliewudelieren。
laiba，yaoyijingzhunbeihao，jiurangwohaohaotongtongkuaikuaidayichangba！
“nineishenmeyanshen？”dafeiyeshiquantouduilipachulaidehenren，kandaoouhezheihunshenzidaideliqi，xinzhongdunshiyitiao，buzaifeihua，ershihuilehuishou......hanren。
5gerenjuzaiyiqi，yinqizhouweiyipianxusheng。
dafeiruguobushiwuchizhiren，yebuhuigenzhewangdamingle，tadejiazhiguanjiushinengqunoujuebudantiao，yemeiyouzaihupangrendeqingshi，wugeren，shigequantouchaoouhezaleguolai。
“zhaosi！”ouhelengmieyixiao，guoduantaochupowerjiaonang，zhengyaosairuzuili，quebeiyishengjiaohedaduan。
“不准打架！”
xuexiaofengjiweiyuan，guanziting！
“妈的先撤！”
kandaolairenshi“lengxue”dexuexiaozhianjigouchengyuan，ershihaishi“heaikeqin”deguanziting，dafeitamenjimanglaoqiwangdaming，kuaibupaochuleshitang。
beizheinvrenzhuazhu，keshiyaomingde。
juchuan，taxihuanjiangtongxueguanzaiyigexiaoheiwuli，duitajinxingsixiangjiaoyu......jianzhishengburusi！
“fangkailaozi！”wangdamingmaleyishenggun，tuikaidafeijiren，duiouhezuoleyigemobozidedongzuo，sihuxiangshaleta......
zhishitadezhuangbishibaile，yinweizaiguanzitinglaidaodeshihou，ouheyepaole，genbenjiumeikantazhuangbi，zheilingtaneishangyoufanle，tuleyikouxuemo，ganjinrangdafeijirenjiangtataizou。
zailiuxialai，tabaozhunhuibeiouheqisi。
“zhanzhu！”lingyibian，guanzitingsihuzhaoouheyoushi，jingranwushisuoyouren，jiudingshangleta，liangtiaojinbengdexiaomeituiyideng，lanzaileouhemianqian。
“ganma？”yexuzuotianzuolekuixinshi，suiran“wenxinwukui”，danouhehaishiyouxiehaipamuxiaotudeguimi。