《婆婆跟狗合葬后,丈夫哭晕了》 小说介绍
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popotufanaoyixuequshi,laogongshilian,wobudebuduzicaochisangshi。gangyaoqianmaifenxieyi,
xiaoshouturanbianlelian:“buhaoyisiashi**,meng**yekanshangzheikuaimudile,
yaobu……wobangninhuankuaidiba!”buyuanchu,mengmeiyaobaozhechongwuguhuihe,
tiaoxindirengguolaiyizhangka:“wochu100wan,zheikuaimudiguiwole!
”wodandanhui:“fanshijiangjiuxianlaihoudao,wopoposhengqianjiukanshangzheikuaidile,gengkekuang——niyongmudimaigou,
exinsheini?”jianwobutongyi,xiaoshouwangxiangmengmeiyao,
yilianchanmeidishuo:“renjiameng**shijiangchengshoufudushengnv,laogongshimengshijituanzongjingli,
renjiaxiangmaishamaibudao?zanmenpingtoulaobaixinghaishibiegenrenjiaqiangle!”wozuishangdexiaoyigengshenle。
yigemaopaihuowudaolewotoushang,sheijitadezixin?1zaiqitaxiaoshouxianmudeyanshenzhong,
xiaolibaneizhangyinxingkajianleqilai。“buhaoyisileshi**,womenbuhuiheqianguobuqude,
zheikuaimudiguimeng**le!”mengmeiyaolenghengleyisheng,
yibaqiangzouwoshoulide《mudigoumaixieyi》:“maigouzenmele?zheifenwomaideqi,woxiangmaishajiumaisha!
buxiangyouderena,shengqianmaibuqifang,silemaibuqifen!zeze,zhenshikelian!
”xiaolidiantouhayaofuheshuo:“kebushima!zheiqiongrenna,huozhelangfeikongqi,silelangfeitudi。
”tingdaorucihairentingwendeyanlun,mudixiaoshouchuyiqunkanrenaobuxianshidaderenweileguolai。
“yigemudi88wan,youjiajia12wan,bukuihaomen,chushouzhenshikuochuo!”“kebushima!
huodeburuhaomendeyitiaogou!”xiaolizuiliedaolehounaoshao,
yongshouzhizhexieyishuo:“meng**ninzaizheierqiangezijiuhaole。”mengmeiyaobachongwuguhuihedijixiaoli,
xiaolijiezhuhoujinjinbaozailehuaili:“meng**fangxin,womashanganpairenbazanbaobeigougouhouzang,
zaizhaozhuanyetuanduiweibaobeisongjingqifu。”tayilianchanmei,henbudeduizheguhuiheqinyikou。
xiaoshouxiaowusaolewoyiyan,lvedaitongqingdishuo:“shi**,yaobuyaolaiwozheikankan?
wojininzouge618huodong,maifensongguhuihe,buzhininganbuganxingqu?”mengmeiyaoyifushengqilingrendeyangzi,
xielexiezuijiaoshuo:“shi**quedenalishineiguhuihe,quedeshinei100wan!”zhongrenhongxiaobuzhi。
wotanlekouqi。popoyixiangshentibuhao,qianyizhengenwoniantaoshuokanshanglezheikuaimudi。shuozheikuaidifengshuihao,
lvhuahao,haianjing。meixiangdaohaimeilaidejimaixia,jiuciyinyangxiangge。benlaijiuyiduzizaoxinshi,nachengxiang,
haipengdaozheimegedazhewoqihaomaimudideqipa。wozhaixiamojing,mianwubiaoqingdicongduixiaolishuo:“dengyixia,
xiankankankalidaodiyoumeiyou100wan。”tingdaowodezhiyi,mengmeiyaoxiangshitingdaolexiaohuayiyang,
puchiyishengxiaole:“xiaoli,kuaiqushuaba,yaoburanrenjiahuaiyiwokashijianlaideni!
”xiaoshoujinglizheishiyeguolaile,tayadishengyinduiwoshuo:“shi**kuaibienaole,biedanwuwomenzhengchangzuoshengyi!
”woyitingzheihuaqibudayichulai,taigaoshengyinshuo:“shenmejiaodanwunimenzuoshengyi?
mingmingshiwoxiankanzhongdezheikuaidi,wodouyaoqianhetongletalaiqiang!zaishuole,zheimudishizangrendehaishimaichushengde?
younimenzheimebanshidema?”mengmeiyaotengdiyixiazhanqishenlai,duiwoshuo:“niganshuowodewangcaishichusheng?
wangcaimingmingshiwoerzi,woyangletabanian,
zaiwozuigudujimodeshihoudoushitazaipeizhewo……”jianjinzhubugaoxingle,
xiaoshoujinglilianmangchakaihuati:“sheibuzhidaoshoufuqianjinyizhiqianjin,ququ100wanbuguoshimaigebaodeqian!
bienanineixiaorenzhixindujunzizhifu!”he,wodaochenglexiaorenle。“shiqudianbameinv,
biehemengdaqianjinjiaobanle,xiaoxinzaijiangchenghunbuxiaqu!”“zijinabuchu100wanbudaibiaobierennabuchu,
woyaoshiniazaojiuliule!”xiaoliyanwanka,xinggaocailiedipaoguolai:“kameiwenti,meng**woshualeha?
”jinjiezhe,posjixiangqiletishiyin:“dingdong,yinxingkadaozhang100wan。
”wodingzhewoyinxingkakoukuan100wandeduanxinlengleshen。shuatadeka,zenmekoudeshiwodekuan?!
wosisidingzheneizhangka,jingranfaxianyouxieyanshu。neifenmingshi——wojilaogongdefuka。
2naohailidecaicerutongqianjinzhongdedashitou,yadewochuanbuguoqilai。huanguyiquangoutuizi,
xinliyoulejifenzhuyi。mengmeiyaoxiangdaleyichangshengzhangside,xiaodechangkuang:“shi**,
ganjinhuiquduodajifengongba!gujidaosideneitiannengjizijizankuaifen!
”xiaoshoujingliheiheidixiaozhe:“kantaneigeqiongsuanyang,gujidaosiyezanbugou100wan!
”renqunzhongdehongxiaoshengyuelaiyueda。zhongrenzhushixia,wocongbaolichouchuyizhangka,shuo:“wochu200wan。
”xiaoshoujinglixianshilengleyixia,jinjiezhehahadaxiao:“shi**,zheikebushinaozhewande!
bieweileduqibaguancaibendoupeiguanglea!”“shi**kuaizouba!renjiamengdaqianjinnayoushijiangenniwanyouxi!
”mengmeiyaodudingwonabuchuqian,chuilechuizhangzhangdemeijia,shuo:“jiejie!tingmeimeiyijuquan,
biezaizheidazhonglianchongpangzile,kannizheiqiongsuanyang,burunazheiqianmaijianxinyifu!
”woditoukanleyanzijidezhensichenyi。shangwuqukanmudideshihou,buxiaoxinbeishuzhiguadechoulesi,
haimeilaidejihuan。zaitayanli,wojingranchenglemeiqianmaiyifudeqionggui。wopailepaichenyishangdehuichen,
youqingchudizhongfuleyibian:“wochu200wan。”xiaoshouxiaowuyifuxiaorendezhideyangzi,
tayinyangguaiqidishuo:“meineishilijiubiechengnengle!niyaoshizhenyou200wanganjinmaifangziquba!
biezaizheimaifenle!yaobuyijialaoxiaoshuidajie,haidegenzhenihexibeifeng!
”neiquyanfushidezuilianzhenrangrenexin!yougehaoxindeshixixiaoshoulalelawo:“jiejie,
200wankebushixiaoshumu!biegentamenzhiqile!niyaoshixiangmaimudi,wojinijieshaogexingjiabigaode!
”suoyourendoubukezhixindikanzhewo。wochongshixixiaoshouxiaolexiao,zhijiebayinxingka**leposji。
“biezhuangle……”mengmeiyaohuahaimeishuowan,tishiyinxiangqi:“yinxingkadaozhang200wan!
”3zhongrenmudengkoudai。xiaoshouxiaolilvxianhanchulesheng:“**,zhenshuale200wan!
”xiaoshoujinglihuiguoshenlai,yigaizhiqianduimengmeiyaodechanmeijinger,zhuantouduiwogongjingleqilai。
“neige……shi**,gongxininchengweizunguidefenzhu,qianxieyizheibianqing!”wosuanshikantoulezheizhongren。
sheiyouqiansheijiushitazuzong。mengmeiyaonalishoudelezheiweiqu,tabayinxingkahenhenshuaizailezhuozishang,
shuo:“wochu500wan!”yifancaozuohou,worenbuzhufanlegebaiyan。nazhewodefukazaizheichongdatou,
kanninengdesedaoshenmeshihou?xiaolizhandouzheshengyinshuo:“500wan?que……queding?
”dedaomengmeiyaokendingdedafuhou,xiaolibayinxingka**leposji。mengmeiyaoshuangshoubaobei,
yifukanxideyangzi。keshizhetenglejifenzhong,shuakadaozhangdetishiyinshizhongmeiyouxiangqi。xiaolicalecahan,
nachuyinxingkaduimengmeiyaoshuo:“kazenmesuole?”mengmeiyaodengdaleyanjing,
meihaoqidijieguoyinxingka:“feiwu!liangekadoubuhuishua!”kexitazijidaotenglebantian,
jiqishizhongtishiyinxingkabeisuoding。mengmeiyaozhoulezhoumei,bolegedianhua:“axuan,
nijirenjiadekazenmesuole?haotaoyane!renjiaxiangjiwangcaimaigefendoumaibule!”dianhualouyin,
xiaowenxuandeshengyintingdehenqing:“yaoyaoguaiguaidengyixia,womashangjiujinijiesuo!”woneishiliandehaolaogong。
congzuotiandaoxianzaidalejishigedianhuadoulianxibushangdehaolaogong。jingrandiyishijianjielelingyigenvrendedianhua。
turanjuedeyouxiebisuan。xinzhongguanyuxinrendedashahongrandaota。mengmeiyaogualedianhuahou,
xiaowenxuandedianhualikedaleguolai:“shiyun!ganmasuowodeka?!ganjinjiwojiekai!”zhenshikexiaozhiji!
yigehaomenzhuixunazhewodeqianquyangxiaosan,hairucilizhiqizhuang!wofanwenta:“nizheiliangtianqunale?
nizhibuzhidaoma……”neibiandexiaowenxuanyuqijizaodidaduanwo:“aiya,bushigennishuolema,
zheiliangtianquyunshichucha,neibianxinhaobuhao!wozheiyingchouyeduo,nibiexiaxiangle!dengwohuiqujinimailiwuha!
”worenbuzhugaosutazhenxiang:“mabuxiaoxin……”xiaowenxuanturanbunaifan:“nimachushigenwoyoushaguanxi?
dangchuzanliangjiehundeshihounimajiukanbuqiwo,xianwojiaqiong,zaishuole,nimachushibuhaiyounihenibama?
”tajingranyiweichushideshiwoma!zheifushibuguanjidetaidurangwoxinhan。cikewozhongyumingbai,
youderenshiyangbushude,youdexinshiwuburede。wodaoyaokankan,dengdaotafaxiansideshitama,
tahuiyoushenmeganshou!jianwobubafukajiesuo。xiaowenxuanzhijieyongtadesifangqianjimengmeiyaozhuanle1000wan。
mengmeiyaobayinxingkayuebaizaizhuomianshang,yiqunrendaoxiyikouliangqi。
“ge、shi、bai、qian……sheinengbangwoshuyishudaodijigeling?”“kandaozheimeduoqian,niumacishengwuhanle!
”mengmeiyaoangqixiaba,tiaoxindiwenwo:“1000wan,haiyaogenma?”4wohaobuyouyushuochukou:“gen!
”woqingchu。zhiqianhemengmeiyaoqiangfen,buguoshixiangmanzupopodesuyuan,shunbianbangxiaowenxuanjinxiao。daolexianzai,
yijingbianchengyichangzunyanbaoweizhan。taqianglexiaowenxuanduiwodeaihepeiban,qiangzouwoduihunyindexinren。wobixugen!
wonachubaolideheika,yiziyidunshuo:“wochu2000wan!”zhouweirenjingyadidengdaleyanjing:“tiana!
jingranshiquanqiu**banheika!tingshuozhiyouyanzibaiyiderencainengnadao!”“shi**daodishishenmelaili?
zhenshishenzangbulua!”xiaoshoujinglietoushangdelenghanzhimao,xiaoliyebiandejieba。
“nei……neimeng**haigenma?”mengmeiyaodeliansebailejifen。tazhidao,zhangzhexiaowenxuanchongai,
nage1000wanbunan。danshizaiduo,tayebuqueding。mengmeiyaoturanxiangqilaishenmeside,
xiaoleqilai:“shi**xiaozuiyibabanimenjiuxin?zhishaodeyanyantadekazaishuoba!
”wobakadidaoxiaoli:“naqu!suibianyan!”zheizhangheikashishengrishiwobasaijiwode,
limianyou2000wan,shuoshixuyaodeshihouyingyingji。meixiangdaozheimekuaijiupaishangyongchang。
xiaolibakasaijinposji,tonggulebantian,duoduosuosuodibakanachulai:“buhaoyisishi**,
yueshi……ling!”wonaodaiwengdeyixia,xiangshiaileyimengun。
zhouweiderenhuadeyishengzhakaileguo:“wodetiana,**yeyaoyougeduhaoba!
yifenqianmeiyoujingrangangen2000wan?”“zheimedakouqi,wohaizhenyiweishinajiaqianjinni!hesirenle!
”“tachu2000wan,wohainengchu8000wanni!dongdongzuipizideshisheibuhui?
”mengmeiyaoxiaodezhibuqiyaolai:“wojiushuoma!genbuqijiubiechengnengle!zhenshixiaosile!
”ta“bujingyijian”liangleliangqianbao,gezhongyinxingka、huiyuankasaidemanmandangdangde。
“dalaodeshilibuyongjieshi!”youyanjianderenxiaoshengshuo:“nimenkuaikanzhaopian!”zhaopianshang,
xiaowenxuanlanzhemengmeiyaodeyao,liangrenxiaodeyiliancanlan。woxinlizaiyiciyinzhengledaan。shixixiaoshoujianwonankan,
kuxiaozheshuo:“jiejie!worangtamenbaqiantuijini!niqukankanbiedefenba!qishineibiandefenfengshuiyebucuode!
”tamendudingwogenbuqile。xiaoshoujinglibuzhishenmeshihoujimengmeiyaodaolebeihongjiu,
xiaolizhengzaijisiqudegoushaoshouyi。woquanshendexueyewangtoushangyong:“daodisheishimaopaihuo,sheixinliqingchu!
”wozhuantoujiwobadalegedianhua。“duibuqi,ninbodadedianhuayiguanji。”womeihaoqidiguadiaodianhua。
turanxiangqilai,zheishihoudetamenyinggaizaihuiguodefeijishang。jiedaopopoqushidexiaoxihou,
zaixiaweiyidujiadebamapawoyingfubuguolai,lijimailezuijinyitanghangbanhuiguo。
xiaoshoujinglihuaixiaozheshuo:“shi**a,zaihaohaoxiangxiang,hainenggensheilianxibu?
”xiaoshouxiaowubuhuaihaoyidishuo:“yongbuyongjinizhaogejinzhubaba?womenzheierduodeshituhaokehu,
baonimanyi!”“**bazuibishang!”wochongxiaowuhoudao。xiaowuyinyangguaiqidao:“aiyou,
shidameinvnaoxiuchengnule!huashuoyouduoda**chuanduodakuchama!meiyoujinzhubabajiubiezhuangle!
”zhongrenyoushiyizhenhongxiao。kenengxinlihaishicancunyisibugan,
woguishishenchadibotonglexiaowenxuandedianhua:“youdianjishi,xianzhuanwo2000wan。
”xiaowenxuanyuqitouzhebunaifan:“ninengbunengshaohuadianqian?woyitiantianleisileihuoguanligongsi,
hejiuhedekuaituxue,nidongbudongjiujiqianwan……”woxinliangdechedi。
zicongnianchuwobarenmingxiaowenxuanweimengshijituanzongjinglihou,tazongshijiekouyingchoutaiduo,huijiayeyuelaiyuewan。
wocai,xiaowenxuanhemengmeiyaojiushineishihougaodaoyiqide。kexi,houzhihoujuedewoxianzaicaifaxian。
turanxiangqilai,baoliyoujibenfangchanzheng。zuotianshoushipopoyiwudeshihouwoshunshousaijinqude。
wonachusanbenfangchanzheng,yizipaikai:“zheishiyitaojiaoqubieshu,zheishiliangtaojiangjingdapingceng,
shichangjiazai2000wanyishang,zheihuigouleba!”mengmeiyaoliansecanbai,zizixixikanlehaojibian,
caiquerenwomeiyoushuohuang。xiaoshoujingliduanzhehongjiubeixiangwozoulai:“shi**,guaiwoyouyanbushitaishan,
jintianzheifena,baozhunjiniliuzhe!”5mengmeiyaoyongliduoleduojiao,duiguhuiheshuo:“baobaonidengzhe,
mamayidingbangnibafenqianghuilai!”tanaqidianhua,duizheneitousaqijiaolai:“axuan!
zaijiwozhuan2000wanhaobuhao!”xiaowenxuanyuqichongni:“baobaojintianjintianweikoubuxiaoyou,
keshilaogongkaliyemeiyouneimeduole……”mengmeiyaomeihaoqidirengdiaoshouji,
shoujibazhuoshangdehongjiupingdaluodaodishang。meixiangdao,jianqilaidebolisuipianbatadexiaotuihuachuyidaoxuehen。
“aiya!haotonga!”tafanchushoujijixiaowenxuandedianhua。xiaowenxuanjihushimiaojie:“baobaoyouzenmele?
 
                 婆婆跟狗合葬后,丈夫哭晕了
                                婆婆跟狗合葬后,丈夫哭晕了